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"Neckbeard" is a pejorative online term to describe a person who exhibits social awkwardness, underachievement, and pretentiousness.

It's a reference to the poor grooming and hygiene standards associated with these folks, and their facial hair in particular, which, according to the stereotype, is unkempt and extends down their neck.

This doesn't mean that every guy with man fur under his chin automatically becomes one. Plus, people's personalities are so nuanced that it's often impossible to make an accurate assessment of them from something they say on the internet.

However, it it does mean that if you are hateful towards others just because you need to mask your personal insecurity and a lack of self-confidence, you might end up on the subreddit 'Neckbeard' as punishment. Here are the ones who did.

#1

Sorry Ladies

Sorry Ladies

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Multa Nocte
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too funny - I actually said that out loud before I scrolled down to the text.

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    #2

    Stop Kissing M’ladys Hand

    Stop Kissing M’ladys Hand

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    Dr. Lauren Rosewarne, author of 'Cyberbullies, Cyberactivists, Cyberpredators: Film, TV, and Internet Stereotypes' and Associate Professor in the School of Social and Political Sciences at the University of Melbourne, Australia, said a good example of a neckbeard in popular culture is Jeff Albertson from The Simpsons.

    "The fat, pony-tailed and bearded sarcastic misanthrope [is] more commonly known as the Comic Book Guy," she said. "In the Bart the Fink episode, Albertson wheels a barrow full of tacos through town commenting 'Yes, this should provide adequate sustenance for the Doctor Who marathon.'

    Then there's Plague from The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011). "Surrounded by junk food packaging, this greasy hacker has the gracelessness to use the toilet – door agape – with [the] company still in his apartment."

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    #3

    Neckbeard Found A “Girlfriend”

    Neckbeard Found A “Girlfriend”

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or (if she is real) just qualified for the Academy Awards.

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    #4

    Don't Know If This Has Been Posted Here

    Don't Know If This Has Been Posted Here

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    #5

    "Stop Telling Me To Get A Job"

    "Stop Telling Me To Get A Job"

    RockyMntnView Report

    "At a cursory glance, the neckbeard is an easy figure to both loathe and laugh at: he’s the fat guy whose whole pathetic life plays out exclusively in cyberspace," Dr. Rosewarne said.

    "This screen stereotype, however, has other interesting elements to it."

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    #6

    Neckbeard Gets Pissed Because Unlike His Expectations, The Us Army Is Not All 80s Sylvester Stallon Clones

    Neckbeard Gets Pissed Because Unlike His Expectations, The Us Army Is Not All 80s Sylvester Stallon Clones

    R_Dey , EndWokeness Report

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don’t like it, there is an enlistment office down the street from me. I’m sure they’d love to talk to you

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    #7

    Oh S**t, He’s Gonna Take Legal Action!

    Oh S**t, He’s Gonna Take Legal Action!

    therattywoman Report

    Undercover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we please find out who he is and forward this message to his mum?

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    #8

    Is That So Much To Ask??

    Is That So Much To Ask??

    aethericallum Report

    Yayheterogeneity
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut up Dad, and keep your "advices" to your boring self!

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    At its inception, virtually every new technology had been associated with fears of addiction and the internet certainly hadn't avoided this, either.

    As Dr. Rosewarne pointed out, by the mid-1990s, the online world was said to be ruining relationships and socially isolating teenagers.

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    "The screen’s neckbeard is a product of this: he's not just a user of the technology, the technology is his life."

    #9

    I Just Can’t

    I Just Can’t

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I. What. This is entry #2 currently and I'm too angry for this side of humanity rn. I can't even.

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    #10

    Local Weaboo Upset About Japan Not Being Their Fantasyland

    Local Weaboo Upset About Japan Not Being Their Fantasyland

    crestren Report

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kudos to Japan and Sweden!!!!!!

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    #11

    Dude, You Stink

    Dude, You Stink

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer is there. Why not just wash? Is this 'I'm right and smarter" or is it depression?

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    In this context, the neckbeard is a physical incarnation of modern gluttony – too much sedentariness, too much darkness, too much isolation, too much computing.

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    "He is what happens to the body – to society – when we become too reliant on machines: we go soft, we go to fat," Dr. Rosewarne added.

    #12

    Found On Twitter, Where Neckbeards Still Prey On Ukrainian Refugees

    Found On Twitter, Where Neckbeards Still Prey On Ukrainian Refugees

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    Trey Frog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double bonus points for correct usage of “asocial” and “schizoid”.

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    #13

    This Is What Comes To Your Head?

    This Is What Comes To Your Head?

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    Jo Maxwell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men and women can be friends and have no romantic feelings for each other

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    #14

    Now That's True Love

    Now That's True Love

    Rod-FM Report

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, THERE'S a real coincidence!

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    "The neckbeard is unkempt, of course, because heft and dishevelment are regularly coupled on screen in a culture loathing of fatness," she continued. "But he’s unkempt because of his computing. He’s not leaving his basement, he’s not socializing; the machine has made him reclusive and facilitated his isolation."

    But as you can see from these pictures, as well as our previous publications on the subreddit People On This Group Are Shaming ‘Neckbeards’, And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Posts and 30 Entitled ‘Neckbeards’ Who Showed Their True Colors, As Shared By This Online Group (New Pics), the neckbeard is often also a jerk. Be it a misogynist, or just another troll, this character amuses himself by being a bastard online.

    #15

    Just Saw This And Figured It Belonged Here. Yikes. Comments Are Currently Ripping Him Apart

    Just Saw This And Figured It Belonged Here. Yikes. Comments Are Currently Ripping Him Apart

    LOVallie Report

    Ece Cenker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would go turn myself in as a psychopath to the nearest policeman I can find. Let her cry her eyes out after you her whole life while you're in prison becaues she is missing out on so much.

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    #16

    Check Those Drives

    Check Those Drives

    Aliascrenel22 Report

    Trey Frog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These troglodytes don’t deserve the reflexive protection of their identities when reposting.

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    #17

    Most Likely A Neccbeard

    Most Likely A Neccbeard

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not as bad as the rest. Just awkward.

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    #18

    Who Hurt This Guy?

    Who Hurt This Guy?

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    Jo Maxwell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you should NOT be wanting to have sex with your child

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    Dr. Rosewarne said the repulsive exteriors of this stereotype "function as an insight into their filthy psychology."

    "These men are socially isolated, and behind their monitors (and invariably in the bravery of mom’s basement), they get to stand up to their tormentors – to the women, for example, who ignored them – and feel a modicum of (digital) power," she said.

    No wonder we love to hate these characters.

    #19

    Broski She Just Said She Had A Boyfriend

    Broski She Just Said She Had A Boyfriend

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    #20

    This Neckbeard Wants Kawaii Sharia Law

    This Neckbeard Wants Kawaii Sharia Law

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is one of the reasons why forensic psychiatric hospitals exist

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    #21

    How Dare You Be Sad About People Making Deepfake Porn Of Yourself? Like, Grow Up!

    How Dare You Be Sad About People Making Deepfake Porn Of Yourself? Like, Grow Up!

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    #22

    Think About It

    Think About It

    ntlane2004 , Rich_Cooper Report

    Ece Cenker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her husband's brains had just been blown all over her!

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    #23

    “Accidentally” Dressed In The Fully Identical Costume Of An Anime Character

    “Accidentally” Dressed In The Fully Identical Costume Of An Anime Character

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    #24

    The Last Thing His Enemies See Before Filing A Police Report

    The Last Thing His Enemies See Before Filing A Police Report

    ntlane2004 Report

    Pedantic Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if he will develop his poker face in prison?

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The face he makes when he drops the soap?

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    Dragon mama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bwahahahahaha is that supposed to be his "poker face?!" Hè looks like he tried to fart and accidentally shat himself.

    SoapMonkey76
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for the vast number of teenage boys who fell for his nonsense and handed over money to this bog-eyed cretin. To think his whole world was down because he thought he was smarter than Greta lol

    UpupaEpops
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish it was just teenagers. I had 30+ year-olds try and flirt with me using his quotes and tactics. 😭

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    MrLoufoque
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks more like a surprised (and stupid) Pikachu face than a poker face

    SheHulk
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chinless wonder looks like he sold the cow and lost the money.

    SheHulk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I meant lost his beans!

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    Lame Llama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He always looks like he just walked into a door.

    Rebecca Derr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a walleyed dummy.

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I scrolled down, saw the picture, and burst out laughing.

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    Apachebathmat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy loves himself sooooo much while being a complete twatwomble, horrible creature, hope he goes back to where he hatched from

    Ms.GB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a hotdog with a pair of googly eyes and a beard

    Bearandtank
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like kif from futurama

    John O'Donnell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's only a poker face in the way you react when someone suddenly shoves one up your a**e.

    Pedro
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if he's such a w@nker because he has no chin to speak of and is trying to compensate?

    Libstak
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look it's an Alpha male wearing an I just got poked face.

    KombatBunni
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad that I hope he gets beaten up by a woman? I hate this man

    Weaponized Beef
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His poker face looks like he sharted.

    Paul T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should work on developing a chin.

    les
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think i know why he entered that fechting shite, every time i see his face i want to punch it too. also doesn't he look like a real life arnold?

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must have a different definition of poker face. However, MY face is the opposite of a poker face whenever I have the bad luck of accidentally seeing HIS face.

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd laugh more at Andrew Tate if it weren't for his victims. Hopefully, he'll spend some years in a Romanian prison.

    Susan Bosse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a terrible poker face and 99.999% sure it's been punched a number of times. Nothing about that face has ever saved any life. What a douche.

    David Martin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now there's a face that says "I just soiled myself in public"

    Alicia M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine choosing to be with him? Willingly. 🤢

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's his poker face, I'd hate to see his "I just sh*t my pants face" because that's what I thought I was looking at here.

    RobotMonkey God
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his expression would indicate there's a poker on/in his person somewhere...

    Roan The Demon Kitty
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    by poker face, does he mean the face you'd make if you had a poker shoved up your a*s? because that's what this looks like.

    ynyrhydref56
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is ... Is that his so-called poker face??? Lol

    Apachebathmat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a surprised exclamation mark

    Annik
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he'll have time now in Romania to grow a chin

    Rayne OfSalt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an "it's going to cost HOW MUCH to remove that cactus from my a**s???" face, not a poker face.

    Heffalump
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see a pic of this man, I wonder if his entire personality isn't driven by chin-envy.

    Don Adams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my "I am having my temperature taken the baby way" face.

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's his poker face? It looks like just discovered his gf has a manparts.

    Leila
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He reminds me of Gollum from LOTR

    Mysteria
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a Neanderthal watching his fellow tribe member being eaten by a mammoth

    Forrest Hobbs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you should apologise to the entire Neanderthal species. In any case, mammoths didn't go for eating any large animals. Mostly vegetation, like elephants.

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    Silre (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His eyes are going to fall out and his chin won't be there to catch them.

    Puck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then why does he look like a goldfish?

    Jerry Lane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a photo of a man with a vision problem trying to focus his eyes. That is not a ‘poker face’.

    laura lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your poker face meant to scream "OH NO! I F****D UP"

    Erick L.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last look of a bumble bee before it got squash on a windshield.

    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a TERRIBLE poker face

    UpupaEpops
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A face only a mother could love...

    Robert Millar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's his poker face? *Person he's looking at: Who's this fkn lunatic?

    Space Invader
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If chess taught him THAT face I'll stick to Settlers of Catan, thank you very much.

    Ashley Harrold
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's...That's not a calm poker face

    Paul C.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poker face required whilst picking up the soap in prison, probably.

    Janet L
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when does your impression of Gollum register as ‘poker face’?

    Poppy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is not an attractive man at all and his personality makes him even more distasteful

    Nikki Sevven
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs to develop a chin first.

    Allie Herz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thoughts behind those eyes lmfao

    Gozer LeGozerian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he accidentally grabbed another guy's junk and realised he liked it

    Lyone Fein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a poker face, dude.

    Blue Mar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me look of some fish ( please forgive me for this comparison Dear Fish)

    Laura Grate
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poker face? More like a “oops that wasn’t just a fart” face

    Scott Rackley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to play Tate in chess.

    Shane S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not a poker face. That’s the face you make when you accidentally see your grandpa coming out of the shower.

    Anna Chandler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His poker face looks like he just got buggered.

    Tammy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Andrew Tate likes to dance on his tippy toes in short shorts.

    The 0roburos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure they poked her face a lot in prison.. The "Alphabet" males are always the most closeted ones..

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    #25

    Saw This On Askmen Today… Yikes

    Saw This On Askmen Today… Yikes

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    Monsen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it's you. The problem is you.

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    #26

    "Basically I'm Looking For Me, But A Girl"

    "Basically I'm Looking For Me, But A Girl"

    42words Report

    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN ANTHROPLOGICAL SUB RACE! - Sincerely, an anthropologist

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    #27

    Which Circle Of The Infernal Spiral Does This Person Come From

    Which Circle Of The Infernal Spiral Does This Person Come From

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    #28

    Hot Tub Offer

    Hot Tub Offer

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    #29

    Neckbeard Movie Review

    Neckbeard Movie Review

    DORGS_BigToe Report

    Lame Llama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He spoke to every women? He didn't ask to me.

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    #30

    Local Man Fetishizes Students

    Local Man Fetishizes Students

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A stalker taking photos. So these guys go to this site to normalise such behaviour?

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    #31

    For Neckbeards Too

    For Neckbeards Too

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    #32

    He Only Watches The Most Cultured Anime

    He Only Watches The Most Cultured Anime

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t understand a single word of this and I’d like to keep it that way.

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    #33

    Even Married Folks Can Give Off Neckbeard-Vibes

    Even Married Folks Can Give Off Neckbeard-Vibes

    ntlane2004 , SimoneHCollins Report

    #34

    I Don't Think I've Ever Seen An Actual "Funny Meme" On That Shithole

    I Don't Think I've Ever Seen An Actual "Funny Meme" On That Shithole

    RustedAxe88 Report

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand and I don't want anyone to explain it to me.

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    #35

    Incels On Twitter

    Incels On Twitter

    SkepticDrinker Report

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If all you are attracted to are children and young teenagers, 22 IS a definite wall . . . .

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