This Online Community Shares “Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened” And Here’re 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

We don't mind. At all.

Or blind from measles complications, or suffering seizures from high fever, or scarred lungs, or....

Parents need to stop expecting grandchildren. Go see the childfree post

If he lives that long.

My brother had mumps when I was young. I remember him screaming as they brought him downstairs. It was the early 60s. I have no nieces or nephews.

Actually, that's a good thing in the case of his famioy lineage.

Or gets polio or something and is disfigured or daft for life

It's all good! People who think like that should not reproduce!

Might be for the best

I get what you're trying to do, but the way you went about it isn't great. For one thing, we aren't just baby factories, we don't need to have children to have value; for another, adopted kids are just as valid as biological.

The mumps are awful, I had them as a little girl, there was no vaccine yet. I was in Florida with my family on spring break and got them. Spent the vacation in bed or the bathtub trying to reduce my fever. Was absolutely awful!

At least it stops the breeding of idiots ;-)

What's wrong with not having bio kids?

they already proved the infertility issue was never true. please educate yourself.

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I do believe that the vaccine can cause infertility....

You're the idiot .lol.. You evidently havent researched the REAL facts and numbers..and are getting info from the fear mongering left media news!! Lol CDC website will show you that not only is there not one death from the Omicron variant..not one...but the highest percentage of people getting and spreading the virus are the vaccinated..many with 3 boosters!! Lol... Facts!! But you idiots think after the 5th 6th..or 50th booster something is gonna change..lol And your right...currently more deaths from vaccine complications and side effects than Rona!! So you sheeple keep on swallowing the big red pill and the big lie...Maybe you'll wake up soon...if you dont die of fear or the boosters first! Smh

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I'm so tired of these vaccination idiots that don't understand the definition of a vaccine. If the get the treatment, and still get sick, your treatment wasn't a vaccine.

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if you are vaccinated and infect me anyways I should be able to slit your throat in front of a cheering audience

Your wish is our command dear KJ

Absolutely lol the cringe is palpable

Suppose that’s what put it in number 1, eh?😏

And total bs.

Nurse: That is the smallest penis I've seen. And we had an earthworm in for vasectomy last week.

Aren't you forgetting what time we live in? I've heard such stupid s**t I just can't

Probably because it's a weird and irrational that people don't understand why anyone would make such a joke.

Thank you. yeah. From med school year one to now ---- and my mom's 45 years a registered nurse ---- not one broken needle. Not. One.

@s8n: It's not cool, Mike. God has feelings too.

I laughed so hard i wish i could upvote thrice

OMG, I've actually seen that in the comments under a different article 😹🤣😹🤣😹

Technically not a thief since Harry styles wasn't there

It's simple abcde...xyz123