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Sometimes it's not about what you say. It's how you say it. There are people whose passive-aggressive remarks are so creative, so petty, so next level, you can't help but respect their words. Even if you're on the receiving end.

Yes, passive-aggressive behavior can be a symptom of several mental disorders, but it's not considered to be a distinct mental health condition. Even though this type of behavior can affect a person's ability to create and maintain healthy relationships and can cause problems at work, there are ways to manage it so that it doesn't have a negative impact on someone's quality of life.

So let's hope the folks who ended up on this list are managing it just fine!

#1

Passive-Aggressive-Exchanges

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Mz Phit
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At first I thought, oh, those pants will have weird creases...and then I saw the shadow. 11/10 executioner level creative

Robert T
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't have been awake the first time I saw this post - I completely missed the shadow!

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Raine Soo
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, my, this is hilarious!

Rissie
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will now be off to create a clothesline. Maybe not this message, but I will have fun with it.

Mark Fuller
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is a work of art!

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Yvonne Thomas, Ph.D., a Los Angeles-based psychologist, whose specialties include relationships, told Bored Panda that passive-aggressive behavior is behavior that communicates how a person is feeling, but not in a clear or direct way. "As a result, the recipient of this behavior often may be confused or miss the real reason the person being passive-aggressive is acting or talking a certain way," Thomas explained. 

As you can see in the pictures, people exhibit passive-aggressive behavior in a number of different ways. According to Thomas, they can do so through words and/or actions, and examples include slamming things, getting overly defensive, yelling, getting overly emotional, having a negative tone or words, etc. all for seemingly no reason.

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    #2

    Passive-Aggressive-Exchanges

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there fines overseas if someone is caught not picking up after their dog like here in the US?

    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are, but they're rarely enforced. Minor things like that are usually left on the back burner in favour of bigger things.

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    Jazzy Mc. Jaz
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks I didn't know about that pose! 😉lol

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yoga with a doggie!!! That's the best type of yoga!!!🥰🥰

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sign like this isn't going to inspire trash people to pick up their dog's crap, unfortunately. It's just going to give the people they piss off a chuckle.

    Chelle Snail
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliantly said!!!! More of this sign needs to be everywhere!!! People are bloody disrespectful leaving dog s**t everywhere!

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you're not into Yoga at all? What else would entice people to bend to clean up after? You could hang up the sign at the bottom of the trea and put a picture of a camera on it. Lol.

    Cathryn Cade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every town should have these signs!

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    #3

    Passive Aggressive Note At This Diner...

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice, hey maybe it will trigger a thought process and someone will actually quit.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a non-smoker, I love it :D

    Sandra Libertad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a smoker, I find this one brilliant.

    Jørgen Bjerke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smokers are humans too, just not that long

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    If uncontrolled, passive-aggressive behavior can have grave consequences to relationships between people in families, romances, and even in the workplace. So why is this destructive behavior so common?

    "A person can be passive-aggressive for a variety of reasons," Thomas said. "Some of these include having a fear of confrontation or conflict, not knowing how to express oneself with direct communication, having difficulty or being unable to identify what one is feeling, having self-doubt or ambivalence about what one is thinking or feeling, not wanting to emotionally hurt the other person with the direct message, etc."

    #4

    My Friends Mom Is Extremely Passive Aggressive

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    Falcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who digs up somebody elses flowers... that's messed up.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My blueberry bush disappeared... not sure the thief would know to put it in acidic/ericaceous earth.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I caught a woman digging up plants from my front garden. I offered to help her with a few really good plants and gave her a fuchsia and some snow-in-the-mountain. ( Snow-in-the-mountain is a very invasive weed and it's nearly impossible to get rid of it.)

    Zandybob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody stole my garden gate, I didn't inform the police just in case the thieves 'took a fence'

    Lisa Campbell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once parked at a local hardware store. A lady exited the front door after having made her purchases. She then walked over to a flower pot at the entrance that contained beautiful petunias, reached down and yanked a handful up by the roots. She shook the plants vigorously, leaving a trail of soil, put them in her car, then drove away. Just imagine what else these people do!

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many garbage people out there.

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over the course of six weeks we had every single plant removed from our front garden. We had a good idea who was responsible but couldn't prove it.

    Chancey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Set up a game camera so you can catch them.

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    QueerTheory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone stole eggs from our small birds nest :(

    Odile Wipp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually happened to us. My mom and I spent the whole afternoon prepping and planting pansies on our sidewalk to make it nice. Next day, they were all gone. It felt horrible.

    Jellybear
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just mean. Don't steal people's flowers!

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    #5

    Passive-Aggressive-Exchanges

    This passive aggressive car sticker...

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    Falcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, I legit need this sticker. I dislike driving in general, and that's one of the reasons why.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if this would work where you are, but it works in New England (US). Aim for every single pothole in the road, and swerve at the last second. Once they bottom out in 3-4 potholes, they back off.

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    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just ordered a bumper sticker that has a black cat saying, "Get off my tail!"

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No this is a good one, like if you’re able to read this sticker then you’re too close

    Joost van Leeuwen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's perfect right? It's supposed to be directed against tailgaters.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's actually sticker my mum wants that says The closer you get the slower I drive.

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have the sticker, but I do get slower the closer they get

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    The Dave
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my friends has a decal that says, “if you’re gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair” on her car. You can guess by this that she has a great sense of humor and gives no effs.

    Misstaken138
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's funny! One of my friends had a license plate frame that said "if you're gonna be this far up my ass, at least buy me dinner first."

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    shaDoria
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need one of these!! I hate it when arrongant drivers are trying to push me to drive faster. I don't have spare money for speeding tickets

    Jazzy Mc. Jaz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our car say's "space its really out there" we got it from the Kennedy space station, most people get the hint...

    Adam C
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Country ends in a...aha Canada...of course

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't drive anymore, but 20 years ago I was driving to work, and there was a bright yellow sports car, right close behind me. I drove very carefully, kept checking my mirror, and got to work. The sports car followed me right into the staff car park, because it was driven by one of the managers in my office.

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    Some experts suggest that the roots of passive-aggressive behavior may lie in a person's upbringing. For example, if someone was raised in an environment where the direct expression of emotions was discouraged or not allowed, they may feel that they cannot express their real feelings more openly, so they may instead find ways to passively channel their anger or frustration.

    But situational characteristics can also have an impact on passive-aggressive behavior. When you are in a situation where displays of aggression are not socially acceptable, such as dealing with business partners or certain family members, you might be more inclined to respond in a covert way when someone makes you angry.

    Also, as Thomas pointed out, being assertive and emotionally open at the same time can be hard. When standing up for yourself is difficult or even scary, passive-aggression might seem like an easier way to deal with your emotions without having to confront the source of your anger.

    #6

    Passive Aggressive Neighbours At Their Best

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    beja flor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is genius 😂😂

    Alex the awful German
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea who Winston Wolf is (cool name though...) But this is great...

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yowling like a dog.. now I'm jealous!!

    Jods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbour let his home out to 2 male students. Every night was party night but Fridays and Saturdays were nightmarishly horrible. After the Police were involved in the wee small hours of Boxing Day, they didn’t stay too long afterwards. And my neighbour wondered why I wanted to kill him. Then he discovered how much they’d trashed his house. Ha, bloody ha!

    MRS FLASHMAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some weed and Charlie, what is Charlie?

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cutting courtesy of the sleep-deprived Brit!

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am British. They are American. No British person uses American spelling .American; MOM British: MUM. American: REALIZE British REALISE; American: NEIGHBORS. British: NEIGHBOURS .

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    #7

    Passive-Aggressive-Exchanges

    My gym is pretty passive-aggressive

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof! A lot of males insecure in their masculinity are suddenly returning their weights.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For whomever put that sign up that means: mission accomplished

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    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insulting to women, but ok.

    Hayley Rodgers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a woman I don't find it remotely insulting. Because the kind of guys who don't return their weights are the same kind of guys with severely insecure masculinity. This only targets them

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    Theodore Theodora
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    passive aggressive, sure, and misogynistic too

    Noname
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sexist level 10000000

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sexist at the same time. Slow clap.

    Patrick James
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that it's a dig at insecure men, but there's no need to demean women.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's playing into the idea that the women that work there are weak but even they can put it back .

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    Louloubelle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, we women love when we're used as the inferior gender to try to shame other men.

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    Vasana Phong
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice one, now they’re all thinking while lifting “I gotta put the weights back, I gotta put the weights back”

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    It sounds self-explanatory, but in order to defuse passive-aggression, you have recognize it. Sulking, backhanded compliments, procrastination, withdrawal, and refusal to communicate are all tell-tale signs of passive-aggression.

    "Although each situation varies, a good response to someone who is being passive-aggressive to you is to be clear and direct in a non-confrontational, calm way with that person," Thomas said. "First, point out your confusion if that person is upset about something that involves you. Let them know that his or her words or actions seem out-of-proportion and out-of-place to the given situation and that you would like him or her to tell you directly if there is something upsetting him or her related to you. Hopefully, this will either make that person aware of their passive-aggressive behavior and take steps to decrease or stop behaving in those ways and/or make it easier to share what they really are upset about."

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    However, if they mean no harm and you're OK with their attitude—maybe their light-hearted, poetic passive-aggression even cracks you up—share it with the Internet. We appreciate a good one-liner when we see one.

    #8

    Passive Aggressive Parking Manager

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Passive aggressive, but not rude. I like it

    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this passive-aggressive? this is pretty straight forward, and polite.

    The Dave
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey man, don’t park like an a-hole.

    KL MJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put on the windshield for extra passive-aggressiveness

    Skylar King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are the lines though? I need to see the lines.

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we can all agree that people who double park are the worst

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    #9

    My Roommate Put This On Our Fridge

    My roommate put this on our fridge

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    BingeFest1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your roommate is a bloody legend

    Lydia Gichia-Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobel prize winners images should not be used so pettily.

    s. vitkovitsky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It disrespects and trivializes his great accomplishment.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Held up by a weed magnet. Stoners don't do dishes.

    Bubbles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Martin Spooner King" lol

    Elsie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would Martin say to this

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    #10

    So Close

    We just moved into a townhouse with a 2 car garage and my roommate doesn't quite leave me enough room to park (My car is the silver one). I came home around 2:30 and was not having it so I pulled up as close as I could to her so I could fit. I had the same amount of room on the driver side. I don't know if I could do that again so I thought I would share before this gets downvoted to usersub hell.

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    Parky
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did something similar to a repeat offender at work, I wasn't worried re damage to my car as it was covered in mud and the diva wore a cream coloured coat.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had the same thing happen, I'd had to climb through the passenger side to get in the driver's seat. The lady who (kept doing it) did it was on the larger side and would have struggle to do the same. So I did the above ONCE. Problem solved..

    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...just fold in the mirrors

    Thay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight frikken skill right there. Props to you like 😱

    Anne Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solution to the problem. One of you reverse in. That way you both can access your vehicles more easily.

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am upvoting it to user hell

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    #11

    I Woke Up To Find A Message From My So...

    I woke up to find a message from my SO...

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    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so true. Beard hairs are. The. Worst.

    Henrik Lukas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone in a gay (male) relationship I can only say .. yes, absolutely!

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    Will Cable
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have a hairy husband and you look at buying a vacuum cleaner for pet hair even though you don't have any pets. Every shower looks like a hamster trying to escape down the plug hole after they have finished.

    Mer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think of it much like living on the beach and expecting that there will be sand in my things...Not to mention he puts up with my long hairs ending up in random places! lol Just invest in the pet vac like you said! :)

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    Lydia Gichia-Black
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think next time I’m going to leave a sign that says: Any hair\beard clippings left will go into a voodoo doll of you that will be rendered BALD.

    Miriam Groenen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    butt hairs on the toilet seat. worse.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad would always line the sink with newspaper when he shaved or trimmed his beard. Made for easy clean up!

    hermione
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gonna copy this to put on my dad's restroom mirror

    Julianne Masse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay i am printing that and giving it to my dad

    Sathe Wesker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately I am the culprit here, I shed like a husky. I DO clean it though. (Also not a beard, just a female with with thick ass hair)

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    #12

    Passive Aggressive Revenge.

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    Something
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But does that include the roots? They're great for dandelion coffee.

    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No!!! Dandelions aren't weeds! They are bee food! Feed the bees!

    Jaime
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they’re edible for people too!

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    Anna McHugh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What sort of a total asshat minds the state of someone ELSE's lawn FFS?

    JessG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid holier-than-thou HOA guy that has no life, so he's trying his best to be elected president of said HOA.?

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    Petra Schaap
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh, in one of my FB groups there was this guy superproud that his lawn didn't have any, nor "other weeds, not even a clover" and it was always "short clipped" i suggested him to just pour concrete and paint it green, so he only had to mop it every once a week. He wasn't amused.

    Wouldiwas Shookspeared
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dandelions are wonderful!! Happy little flowers, good for the soil, helps bees, and edible! Why would anyone honestly write this not to mention that its not even their yard?

    F. H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half edible, I'd say. They are not exactly healthy.

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    Iggy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing you should do with dandelions is put a bee hotel close by and have your own hostelry for our buzzy friends. A Bee & Bee!

    Ginta Avota
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that obsession with clean lawns! If I'd have a lawn, it would be full of dandelions, lawn daisies, speedwells and other small flowers

    Bron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd love my lawn! I don't think there's grass anywhere! (1/4 acre and a large verge)

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    Kim Irving
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave the Dandelions for the bees!!!

    Tracey Hirt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fluffy is not amused at the thought of someone suggesting the eradication of his favorite snacks from the yard. Also, he would like to state that the bit of mustard green on his head is a fashion statement, and not the result of him being a messy eater. Fluffy-608...1b3fc9.jpg Fluffy-60871f71b3fc9.jpg

    cassiushumanmother
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My rabbit agree with "Fluffy the fluffliest dandelion eater ever"! And with his sense of fashion! And mr or mrs "Fakelifelesslawn" better not try to make war against plantain or she will turn into the Monty Python rabbit and send her new friend "Fluffly the dragon" burn their house while she cut them head off. Don't mess with their food!

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    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the end of every summer, I walk around my yard kicking the dandelions that have gone to seed. This year, there's a bumper crop in every lawn in my neighborhood. Grass is a useless crop that degrades the soil of nutrients. Dandelions are cheerful and beneficial insects love them.

    Misstaken138
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my daughter do the same thing. It's fun plus I happen to like dandelions.

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    #13

    Passive-Aggressive-Exchanges

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    Alex the awful German
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, I like that. Totally goes with my general "get off my lawn" mood.

    ispeak catanese
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbors called theirs FBI Surveillance Van #5

    Full of Giggles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of former neighbor’s network ID was “Move Your F*****g Car Enrique.”

    Princess Toadstool
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of our apartment neighbors has a wifi network called pick up your dog poo

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    come_over_and_get_to_know_your_neighbors

    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish we'd named ours that too. Our neighbours are the pits.

    Kimberly Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I named my WiFi FBISurveillanceVan to keep people on their toes

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    #14

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    The passive aggressive sign at I place I'm visiting.

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    Fish Boden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's absolutely correct though.

    Bron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, last week our health department released info that gastro was back on the rise, cos people were relying on sanitiser instead of soap and water.

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain’t it sad though that you have to put signs up to remind grown ass people about stuff like this??!!

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% agree with this. Ain't passive aggressive, just common sense.

    Andrew Bridge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people STILL need to consider washing their hands even during a global virus panic

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh is this a reality..so many who never wash their hands after... gross people..

    Paige Garberding
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And use soap. And don't touch anything, including the faucet after you wash. Use a paper towel to protect your newly cleaned hands. ~ Somebody's mother.

    Hypogryff4
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wouldn't even consider this passive aggresiveness, it's just logic....

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    #15

    Passive-Aggressive-Exchanges

    British passive aggressiveness at it's best

    ChopsMagee Report

    Wilf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave a gate how you found it. It it was closed, close it behind you. If it's open, leave it open. farmers have reasons for leaving gates open too!

    Cedric Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a problem on our farm with people leaving gates open. These had serious consequences like cattle moving onto roads (very dangerous), or bulls entering camps where stud cows were kept

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you born in a boat?😁😁 (Greek saying)

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Discuss" needs an *, leading to "* I will bring a club."

    Leara Bridges Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On my dad's farm there's a sign that says.. If you don't wanna seal your fate close the gate

    Max Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @ravensheridan isn't that sorta sexist?

    Judith Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever known of a female leaving the seat up? Apparently you have never fallen into the commode in the middle of the night - due to the fact that you left the lights off to be POLITE?

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    Dino Nuggies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother has been around your gates

    Bron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rule of the outback - is it open? Leave it open. Is it closed? Close it after you.

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    #16

    University Parking Authority Passive Aggressive Is In Its Own League.

    schulerbenson Report

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It annoys me when you see people working in a store on the cash register/till and a customer is on the phone and treating the staff like dog dirt on their shoe.

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It 's the other side that goads me. When you're in a queue to waiting to be served and the cashier is having a full blown conversation with another customer about anything and everything but what the customer is buying. Especially if I'm in a rush.

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve had this done to me lots of times at the check out process at a Dr’s office, I would go around the desk and tend to the person waiting behind them to see if they need anything before leaving , actually the person on the cell doesn’t even get upset if anything embarrassed

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to answer the office phone while the patient was talking to me and book an appointment or two before returning my attention to them. I had a few patients complain about me being rude. The office manager always had my back and would tell them I only do that to patients who talk on their cellphones while checking in. She’d say it was a healthy dose of their own medicine.

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    Luthor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently went into a very small market type supermarket and my phone began to ring as I was checking out. I don't answer my phone when I am in this type of situation so I just let it ring. The woman serving me actually said "I'm so sorry I looked at you strangely, you are the first person I have served in two years who didn't answer their phone, I thought you may not have heard it" Are people really that bloody rude to speak on the phone when being served? I live in Australia and, from my experience, it is considered quite rude to speak on your phone while being served... but obviously not?

    Flying Captain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should ne so obvious. If some calls I decline the call. If someone's already on the phone with me they are warned that I am in a queue and as soon as it's almost my turn to pay I tell them to wait and cashier has always 100% of my attention. Even as cashier myself I hated people treating me like air and throwing (!) their money on the table. The least you could do when phoning while paying is nod your effing head to me to say "Hi."....

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    Philippa Davies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a similar sign that said something like "We respect your privacy so we will not serve you until you have finished your conversation" I know that personally I would prefer to have the customer's undivided attention while I am serving them.

    Sasy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a customer comes up to your counter on the phone, and is not moving items, and ready to pay, you just start serving the next person and let them wait :D

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who do this don't read signs. This just gives a chuckle to those who have manners.

    Berry Budgie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes that would be oh so very rude😤

    nbfresh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ugh, THIS! when I was waiting tables, I had a woman sit down whilst on her phone. I refused to go over to the table until she was finished. Next thing I know she's waving me down to complain about not being waited on yet. While she was STILL on the phone call. So i guess I was the rude one? lmao

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UGH. My sister has called me while at the grocery store more than once. I just tell her I'll call her in a bit. She ALWAYS gives me some snarky version of , "Oh - you can't talk & shop at the same time?" Why yes I can, you little bitch, I simply CHOOSE NOT TO because I think it's rude to my fellow shoppers. (I literally almost recommended a certain cream to a woman discussing her YEAST INFECTION for all to hear.)

    Crycket
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh this used to bother me. I worked in a box office and every now and again someone would come in and use their cell phone. Sometimes that was a quick call to confirm a date, and that was less annoying then rescheduling a date later...but I recall a woman who came in while on a conversation, and left on the same conversation. I had to manage her transaction in between chatting. Like...you came in in person to deal with a person...and spent the whole time on the phone with someone?!

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    #17

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    My dad found my passive aggressive note that I wrote to the tooth fairy. It was better than I remember.

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    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter (now in her 40s) still has the note from the tooth fairy that excused tf from leaving money, because tf had been in a crash with a grumpy gnome, but would be there tomorrow night. Actually mummy had no change.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you don't know it's for the fairy this looks kinda scary...

    Johnny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know it's a passive aggressive note when it has a "P.P.S" or, shudder, a "P.P.P.S"

    El Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! This is great, not rude but to the point. An articulate kid..

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tooth fairy discriminating?😅😅😅

    K1tt3n
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is too good!!!! 🤣 It's so adorable!

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The TF, should have given a Huge not of apology and blames the Easter Bunny, and given Triple the tips.

    Maureen Peters
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome letter Jennifer E ! No excuses from TF?

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    #18

    Passive-Aggressive-Exchanges

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw something similar in another book which the author dedicated the book to his family as without them the book would have been completed 2 years earlier

    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did my PhD at University College, Oxford and could quite happily have thanked none of the fellows, or my supervisor, and given grateful thanks to the really nice porters in the lodge.

    Alex the awful German
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohoo...that will torture the mind of not just one person, I'm sure...nice move!

    Athol Ringrose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know who you are, and you know what you did.

    Exquisite Spam
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the dedication in "The Oxford book of Oxford" by Jan Morris, not a PhD thesis.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That person knows what they did

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure that person knows who it is being shunned ;-)

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    #19

    Passive-Aggressive-Exchanges

    Passive aggressive roommate preparing for valentines day.

    Jiminycricketmuncher Report

    Fish Boden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, it's not passive aggressive. It's pretty forthright.

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think just the act of leaving a note instead of saying it directly to someone's face is the passive bit.

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, I just had a flashback when my 4 kids and brother in law was a teenager all under one roof, still going to therapy

    Toko Danganronpa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just do the dishes already: if your roommates have to resort to this, you're probably a slob.

    Ashley Wright
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hardly passive aggressive, but ok

    real._.izuku
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is so @Real_Katsuki_Bakugou

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    #20

    One Very Passive Aggressive App

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The app has given up on trying to help

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why i don't have such apps! I don't need an app to shame me!!!

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I thought the same. However, there really are some not bad ones out there, but they come with actual gadgets, like smart watches, and such.

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    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truthfully have had to shut down fitness apps that insisted that I should be able to jump up and do half hour runs right in the middle of customer support calls.

    Jellybear
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duolingo does the EXACT same thing lmao

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When even the app gives up on you :( LOL Seriously, I would delete any passive-aggressive app

    Nerdlife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is would be like betraying duolingo

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    duolingo does this too, they're like "these reminders don't seem to be working. we'll stop sending them"

    Avery S Alberico
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duolingo does this to me... and since I am very sensitive, I always feel bad and practice my Japanese

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    #21

    Passive-Aggressive-Exchanges

    My wife is a little passive aggressive.

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't have added the last line.

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but you just know they will claim it as harassment or delivery of biohazard or something.

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    John C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this isn't passive aggressive - this is honest and direct communication, no way to handle this better!

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lived in South Seattle and we had a prowler that would go around and rifle through the back of trucks for things to steal at our apartment complex. We had a tonneau cover on our truck, so we took my infant sons soiled diapers and put them under the tonneau in plastic bags...during a hot summer day. When we came home, tonneau was unsnapped, one bag was opened. Our truck was never touched after that.

    Ray Lebowski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it smelled like soiled diapers for the next three years.

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    Blackheart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once returned dog poop to my neighbor. I did not use a bag, I used a shovel.

    Jods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uncle and aunt once lived in a semi detached and had 4 very well behaved dogs. Not noisy, not aggressive dogs either. Their neighbours just disliked dogs. Got to the stage where neighbours made threats at which point all dog poo was hurled by shovel into said neighbours garden. One dog was a Great Dane and did copious amounts of poo.

    Alex the awful German
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is great. I can see why you married her.

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Light the bag, leave it on their porch,ring the doorbell and run away

    tiari
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom did something similar once. Worked like a charm.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who let their dog out without a leash? or without having a backyard?

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You OWE your Neighbour BIG TIME.

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    #22

    Passive-Aggressive-Exchanges

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha... but if you don't explain it, then how will the priest give you advice on what to do instead of what you did and how you did it?

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confession is nothing to do with advice or helping you to reform. It's more of a business transaction- you tell them what you did and they tell you how to pay it off.

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    Johnny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is disillusioning, I thought the whole point of confession was to get you to talk with the priest and he can help you stop doing it. If all you're doing is telling God what you've done, do you really need to go through a priest?

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Father, forgive me for I have sinned. I have a tendency to go on these long convoluted stories when confessing my sins.

    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could go to bible class and torpedo them with your life’s stories. I have verybad reputation doing just that. Works like a charm. 😬

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, just sins and offenses, we're not here to make friends but to repent gosh darn it!

    Petra Christovová
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, get to the point yeah so you murdered someone say three rosemaries and you are good .. NEXT!!!!

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    List 'em, repent of 'em, and ponder on why whilst doing forty-thousand HailMarys. (Yep. Raised Catholic. BTW, true remorse kicks in right around the thirtieth Hail Mary, b/c kneelers are not really comfy, and knees ache, and you get the point. Less sin = less prayer in penance = an ability to walk like a normal person! Yes, this is how I thought at age 8.)

    Luthor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Church donations well spent! /s

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Forgive me father, for I have - ' 'Say three hail marys and f**k off' NEXT!'

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No more than 3 sins per customer.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The football's on at 7pm and the priest wants away bang on time!!

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    #23

    No Onions Please

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    Verena Gitterle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they don`t listen, why would they read?

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bc words written in onion is a new thing.

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    Sathe Wesker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who hates onions, AND is also a waitress, I love this.

    J. Normal
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    4 years ago

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    It is not the waitress' fault though.

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    Elizabeth Calvert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily the server's fault, could be the kitchen that messed up. Unless you want your server picking apart your burger/sandwich to check, just let them the mistake and send it back. AND IF IT'S A FOOD ALLERGY ISSUE LET THEM KNOW. My ex-husband has to let ppl know he's allergic to fish so his food is cooked in a separate area (yes he's that allergic and yes tech fish and meat are supposed to be cooked in separate grills but not all places follow protocol)

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when waiters don't listen. That 50% of their job

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and so much was given to write this..hope it was read......

    Ashley Wright
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch. Bet the waiter or waitress went home and thought about this all night 😂

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bestie would've loved this - but she's dust now, so guess it's irrelevant.

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    #24

    Passive-Aggressive-Exchanges

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    Priscilla Reshell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shots fired at california ... wait

    Anna Wu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone should consider saving water. It's not just a California problem.

    UncleRussian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's water in California though, it's called LaCroix

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, Californication is synonymous with not flushing your toilet.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe, but don't forget California suffers from fires from time to time and need the water.

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    California here... no the world does not have enough water to waste..BUT in a public rest room we'll make an exception..for now.

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How true, I only flush at the end of the day with #1s

    Mare Freed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had to say this to my housemate.

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    #25

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    sean_cummings Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even though i really want to do the same I'm always afraid that i will find my car scratched!!

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ME: How close are you to flipping your s**t on an inconsiderate neighbour? THEM: This close.

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my neighbors always parked so poor she needed two spots. Until I was able to park in front of her and so close to her car she had to get a few feet backward before driving off. Boom, problem solved. Now she only needs one space.

    My O My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But. Did you park in front?

    Bill cipher girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well we have three cars please don’t say anybody is mad at us

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully he didn't have any space in front either.

    Susan Jennifer Friedman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once someone parked their car actually touching mine. I wrote n large letters on a sheet of sketching paper & left on their windshield: The right to park your car ends where my car begins.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you just need another neighbour to park in front of him in the same way. Perfect.

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    #26

    Getting Some Serious Passive Aggressive Vibes From This Sign

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    Mr. Derpy Dino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom did it to our neighbors, and when they let their dog sh*t on our yard, we saw them look through one of our windows with a guilty look. busted.

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    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this passive aggressive? Isn't it just aggressive aggressive?

    Judith Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that would have been just aggressive if they had not written the note first. Do you know why the word "through" was rewritten?

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    James F. Wilson Jr.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I collected (in closed plastic bags) all of my three cats crap out of their litter box for one month then at night delivered it spread out in the hedges down the street in the lawyer's house that lets his dog crap on my lawn.

    Chich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a neighbour who was notorious for letting their dog out of their fenced yard to crap on everyone else's yards. They were spoken to but nothing changed. Can't blame the dog but you can collect it up in a shovel and launch it over their fence.

    Diane Phillips-Herman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband wrapped up our neighbor's poop from her German Shepard and left it in her mailbox.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How nice to return lost things . . .

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well don't tell them, just do it. Actions speak louder than words.

    Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HAVE done something similar - I taped the poop in a see-thru plastic bag to their front doors. The rest of the neighbors were totally on My side.

    Sue Clifford
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother in law got tired of asking the lady in back of her to stop letting her dog poop in her back yard, right under where she hung her clothes up to dry. So my mother in law pick the next pile up and put it on top of the neighbor’s clean basket of laundry. BTW everyone hung their clothes out.

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd hate to see their regular notices....

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    #27

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    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cleaning the lint screen prevents dryer fires.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! They could’ve added that this person would be Number One on their suspect list if there’s ever a fire in the building’s laundry room—-and they will give both full name and apartment number to the police and fire investigators.

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    J. Normal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF . I clean the frickin screen before I start my laundry (just in case some fairy came in and did laundry while I was sleeping) and after. I am a bit paranoid about fire - so better to be safe.

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find cleaning the lint screen/filter thingy on my dryer really satisfying for some reason. xD

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had to put up a sign up on the microwave at work to say” please be considerate of the next person using the microwave and clean up after yourself or simply just put a napkin over your food”I was so heated that day I was hangry and had to spend 15 minutes of my lunch time to clean it

    Frank Pajea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the dryer is leaving pubs in the lint screen, maybe you should think in buying a new washing machine...

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never found pubes in my lint trap. Just lint.

    Johnny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always clean the lint screen first just in case the person before me didn't. I don't worry too much about what I'm touching, it's already been washed and dried. Never thought to complain about it -- seems like most people neglect to do it at a laundromat.

    danielw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...it takes a minute to clean the lint trap screen??? wow... I must be doing it wrong.

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's cute, but I sincerely doubt they will clean the screens!

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    #28

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    Fleimkepa Report

    Guido Pisano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you never made the bed, well she's right...

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is she making yours to begin with?

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should put the nightstand on the other side of the bed. Maybe the person sleeping next to the wall is having troubles from having such a horrible sleeping situation. And it impacts the relationship. Nobody’s bed needs to be shoved against the wall like that.

    Suutashi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that's even a bed. It looks like a mattress that's been shoved into one corner of the room and covered in bedsheets. I agree with that being enough to really negatively impact their relationship.

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    Wouldiwas Shookspeared
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That honestly seems harder than just making the whole bed

    Aroha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just one blanket?? Why? How? Not in my house :D.

    Kate Yeti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 Passive-aggressive isn't my style. But, I will admit to having done this on occasion. Mostly because it's funny.

    Lou Herout
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love to do this! I like to add a mint to my pillow to really dig in

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    #29

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    passive.agressive.pdx Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like murals but I don't like tags and quotes on the walls :/

    Sue User
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like seeing the art ( graffiti ,) on the freight trains. Gives you a mini art show while you are waiting.

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Graffiti Artists, Come back when you are at Banksy level. Sincerly, Management.

    𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sniff* well- I *cries* Y'all didn't have to be so mean about my handstyle!

    Luthor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tagging just to tag is the lamest thing. Bloody morons.

    infinite upvote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, sucks to get schooled by a freaking condominium building. I can just hear the business major Chad who composed this sign reading it in his bro-y voice. Sigh. New Portland sux

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    #30

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    LandyRS Report

    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I'll get creative - Foldername1

    Yeah, you heard
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Why do you have an ass file? Is it a place to keep all your photos of asses?

    #31

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    Passive aggressive evangelizing

    Saintrph Report

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Closely" - if you're going to be a smart-ass at least used correct English; it'll enhance your image. Or not.

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Passive aggressive grammarian says "Are you following Jesus this closely?" vs "Are you following this close to Jesus?"

    El Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might get to meet him personally if you keep following cars that close!!

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well, no, b/c Jesus isn't brake-checking..."

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    #32

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    This is what happens when people submit passive-aggressive office memos where I work.

    Brodoor Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when people are wrong and when they get called out they choose to be jerks

    Iva Kazalova
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is bloody petty on the slob who normally can’t be arsed, i’m with the OP on this one

    J. Normal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so now the ketchup has soaked into the cork... as*hat

    ArhomR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made my day.

    Jacqueline Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder people prefer working from home. Who needs this agro every day?

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    #33

    I Saw Some Solid Advertising Around Campus Today.

    imgur.com Report

    Adam C
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or like Steve Job said "You're holding it wrong"

    Sabienn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or because they fall out of your pocket because jeans manufacturers refuse to give women pockets that are actually big enough to hold a phone...

    BAN CAPITAL LETTERS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...which keeps their business afloat. Ouch.

    #34

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    Mr. J's Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this calender in my life.

    Ben Garfath
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Lady' is a bit too nice a word.

    AroAcePanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyone wanna go on a hunt to find the planter?

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she feels guilty and returns it.

    Donna Leske
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a cute one stolen from my porch in 1974. Ever since I have been cautious putting anything the slightest bit attractive out front. Curse you 1974 porch thief.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it isn't yours, Don't touch it!

    Groomer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope it springs a leak, makes a mess and then cracks, then she'll have to haul it out for the trash....Enjoy!

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again...some people are just a-holes. Whatever happened to honesty?

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not yours to take in the first place lady..ask ask ask..

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    #35

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    My wife made me a passive aggressive flow chart to use every time I get hungry

    biscoff_nutella Report

    Falcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Robbie will be stuck in a loop and starve to death.

    I want cake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's that much of an inconsiderate, messy ass that he never cleans up after himself, I think his wife wasn't nearly as savage as she could've been.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned early on that I didn't marry a butleress.

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Robbie... that was so thoughtful of your wife. She realized that without it she would continue being the maid.

    Christine Ladyman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess like many, she's sick of being treated like the home help! 💜

    Ray Lebowski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm laughing because I just sent birthday greetings to a wonderful young woman whose husband (brilliant, talented, personable, funny) is named Robbie.

    Paige Garberding
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubz needs a flow chart for cleaning up the kitchen after he cooks.

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    #36

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    luvlylottie Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much effort! I would put them in the bag and throw them to the lazy person's room!!

    Myrtle Yoma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true passive aggression. Well done!

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    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uhhhhh.... my husband.... amazing at sooooooooo many things, except cleaning up after himself....

    Yeah, you heard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't the can go in the recycling box?

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to leave little notes on things like dirty socks on the floor. They'd say, "I'm not concerned with these socks getting into the hamper because I know mom will pick them up and put them in for me so I don't show up next week saying I'm out of clean socks."

    LSR
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in the restroom at work having meal break when a colleague came in and made toast, took a knife out of the drawer , buttered his toast, licked the knife clean and put in back in the drawer and walked out the room his toast on a plate. I put the while contents of cutlery drawer in the sink with hot water and washing up liquid , went out and told supervisor, . He refused to speak to culprit stating it would be bullying them!

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to do this for 28 year old son

    Andy Hinds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate other humans. This is why I live like a hermit.

    Kit The Dudess
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can should go in recycling.

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    #37

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw one that said 'If you pee everywhere when it's right in front of you and less than a few inches away then it's too small. Take a seat and protect your shoes'

    ArhomR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We aim to please. You aim too, please.

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my pet peeve of the century, as I’m dancing around to pee, probably a bladder infection in process, all while cleaning the toilet seat

    Amy Sadler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it should say, 'we aim to please, you aim too, please'.....

    Mystery Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be sweet and wipe the seat.

    Lisa Bateman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stand real close. It's smaller than you think.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This IS gross - why can't they just LIFT the seat??

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw a sign on a bathroom door once. "If you sprinkle when you tickle, please be neat and wipe the seat."

    Paige Garberding
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just SIT DOWN and save someone else wiping up your pee mess.

    Thunder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t worry I never stand in front of the toilet. I haven’t done that since I was 11

    Thunder
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    4 years ago

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    #38

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    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow and you only needed an expensive piece of tech to work that out.

    Gin Marie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything but listening to women, though! Their parts might fall off if they actually listened to women.

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    Persephone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's next? 'Confirming' child birth is painful?

    qwerty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably. I'm not even joking.

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    Eliška Hůlková
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lack of empathy some people suffer from is stunning. Would it hurt them to just trust women on that matter?

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next news: Apple study confirms that its last five iPhones are all the same, just the number and the price go up every year.

    Douglas Turner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Passive-aggressive or just dirt lump stupid?

    Mandy Renn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is incredibly offensive.

    A Nerd For Thought
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    M*n find out that what woman say is true and should be heard WHAAAAA

    Judith Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't foster aspirations to become a writer

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What editor decided this was print worthy? or intelligent? or not absolutely stupid?

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well honestly there’s a lot of guys and some women who think cramps are fake or are being hugely exaggerated.

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    #39

    I Need Some Of These

    I Need Some Of These

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not really 'passive' agressive huh?

    Falcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the passive part in this, seems it's all aggressive to me 🤔

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just keep a tin of sardines handy and pour then into the air intake for the ventilation.......as a nice long reminder

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone was so angry they took the time, cost & effort to make these.

    James F. Wilson Jr.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother-in-law is paralyzed and when anyone that is not handicapped and parks in a handicapped space, he and his handicapped friends will spray paint their car.

    Sue Clifford
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sorry to hear about your brother, people that park in handicap places are cruel and selfish.

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    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father worked at the local newspaper and had some cards printed (before everyone had a printer at home) that read about "If you f*ck like you park you'll never get one in".

    Ray Lebowski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have cards that said, "The line should go on the outside of the car. It's not for centering."

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    #40

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    clur19 Report

    Falcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even see the colored in triangle. 🤦‍♂️Confused the hell out of me.

    Triv
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My response would be one with a neckline down to the navel.

    Donna Leske
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *As a mom* Wow! that's a really low 'V', go put something else on or maybe a blouse underneath.

    ArhomR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a little bit of lace.

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    Cory Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should have colored it in the shape of heart at least.

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mum's disapproval is worse than a dad'sjavascript:void(0);

    labaguette🥖️‍🥖️‍
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caption says “in the morning” Text says “5:29PM” ????

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    She's absolutely right. Women don't need to be slutty. Unless they feel like getting cat calls or worse.

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    #41

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have gone with: U and Ur Hand by Pink. 🤔

    ZeroHargreaves057
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I woulda done "Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?"

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    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drunk in high school?

    Sathe Wesker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy hell, I used that song on Facebook recently for the same reason.

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    #42

    This Airline Got A Little Passive Aggressive

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    Abhainn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do enlighten me... I don't quite get it

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    Paige Garberding
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I forced a project manager to come to my office to experience why I couldn't work with the noise and vibrations of a bridge removal occurring right outside my window. It was like a war zone 10 hours a day.

    #43

    Passive Agressive Gas Station

    passive agressive gas station

    icorrectyourgerman Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you remove the sunglasses if you can't read the message 🤔

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an educational message! Later on when you can't see the screen and ARE wearing sunglasses, you might remember to remove them.

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    B Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually happened to me. Looked at the display and it was all black. Took off my sunglasses to see something else and realized it was the polarization lining up with that of the display. But like others said you wouldn't see the warning without taking them off first

    MandaPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry the sunlight hurts my eyes DX

    Riobha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this problem! It took me a while to figure out my problem!

    Ashley Wright
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they’re wearing their sunglasses, they won’t be able to read to take them off in order to read the sign. LOL

    CORLEONE
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on the left is says: START BUTT

    qwerty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh good im not the only one who thought that

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    #44

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    angienussey Report

    Alexander Albon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of you who left the rats...

    Mike DeLancey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as I know, no one left Garbage. They have an album coming out in June. Also, "Thanks for the Rats" would be a great tribute band name.

    Elizabeth Calvert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the person who created this sign, thank you for the proper grammar!

    #45

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the okayest musicians

    ArhomR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the mediocre are always at their best.

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    Ray Lebowski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just had to see if the site existed. Sad to say, it does not.

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    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So don't complain . . . You have been warned.

    RollDdice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch. B# and you'll Cm insults.

    notlingling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *fake cheerful voice* Just use Simply Guitar and you'll get better in 40 hours!

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    #46

    This Passive Aggressive Sign In A Restaurant Bathroom

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    Cheri Aline Sydney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *** Sure, Timny. Like starting with 3 asterisks.... & ending wirh 3 exclamation marks !!!

    ravager
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dosent matter if he can't use punctuation as long as you can read it a**hole

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    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should say I am not your Boss.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tis an unpunctuated sign Very popular in some parts of the world I m think n

    Elizabeth Calvert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on the size of sign I believe that the oxford comma would not fit w/out the sign becoming too crowded to read.

    S O N G O
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoulda said "not your boss"

    Alexander Albon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Emplyes Mustwashhands. No it's not. Okay, it's Max. Max what? Max ImumOccupanci250

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    #47

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    Mr. Derpy Dino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol. me and my dad would be rich if we did this. the amount of people making u turns in our drive way is insane.

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    Brunning6
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this an issue? I never understood why it bothers some people. Will your driveway get used up?

    Johnny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my parents used to leave near the end of a dead-end road that used to be a sizable through-road to get to the other side of town. This was back in the day of maps, and many maps still showed that the road was there. A dozen or more cars a day would turn around in their driveway, including many commercial trucks. after a few years, the end of their driveway was crumbling while the rest of it was fine. They ended up replacing the end of the driveway with heavy-duty reinforced concrete. It cost a lot of money, but prevented any more problems. They complained to the city, and they put up a "dead-end" sign near the end of the road, but many people either didn't see it, or just ignored it.

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    Max Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just wrong like they have never donw that wtf is wrong with them

    Samuel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not that expensive, I'd make a subscription with 5 bucks

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can relate to that. Live on a crescent here and the lazy 'people' can't be bothered to drive the extra 30 seconds, instead they drive over the lowered pavement and use the driveway to turn around. The problem is the driveway is short and our cars get hit and the people drive off and fitting a gate isn't an option.

    Elizabeth Calvert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if don't have a quarter?! Can I just Venmo it?

    Kate Yeti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd totally leave a quarter.

    Amelia G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok that's a little far I mean ur not going to die cus someone's on ur driveway

    Judith Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should be glad they don't use your lawn instead of the DRIVEWAY PARKWAY

    Larry Helms
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just LAME... what's wrong with people doing that? Didn't affect him/her in the slightest.

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    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate coworkers who leave their dirty dishes & lunch trash out for others to clean up - as if they are better than anyone else & can't be bothered.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody else notice it is almost always the men in an office who expect to be picked up after? Having a uterus does not make me your maid.

    Sue Clifford
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are saying sales people are better than the low level office personnel, that’s hogwash and in the same breath because you are sales person making more money than the other office people you shouldn’t have to make coffee, that’s hogwash. I was in outside sales for thirty years and we all made coffee or brought in donuts. We were a team and we all pitched in. With your kind of attitude I don’t know how you can be in sales and be good at your job.

    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sofa cushion fort - the idea is to clean up after yourself, not to have to clean up after others. Perhaps the note should have read, "Your mother doesn't work here, clean up after yourself."

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lazy workers are not always in the office ..

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

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    It's a way of saying "my core competency is more important to the organization than yours, so you take up the slack with scut work." Example: sales reps who'd no more make a fresh pot of coffee than Chase Elliott climb out and change his own tires in a pit stop. ETA: How are you downvoters reading this as an approval of this selfish behavior? IME, workers who are paid more aren't satisfied with the bigger paycheck: they have to be bigger buttheads too.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's a way of saying; "I don't f*cking care who you are or what position you have, clean your sh*t yourself. Your mother doesn't work here."

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    Falcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead they will send the owl to your doorstep 🦉🔪

    Coleen
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got one that read: "You made Duo sad." XD

    qwerty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but then he kept learning (insert language) without you.

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    ZeroHargreaves057
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't sense the passive-aggressiveness when I was younger and I just felt bad.

    J.A.D.E
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TELL ME WHY I GET DAT ALL THE TIME 😭😭

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the 2nd app that has given up on people

    Douglas Turner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That owl can get really annoying...

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    #50

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    A really passive aggressive license plate I saw today.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What vehicle is that, a transformer?

    Spicy Noodles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    totally random but in the reflection it says .. mom ok

    The Dave
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t see anything passive aggressive here.

    Judith Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing funny, clever, passive, aggressive, passive-aggressive, or sensible here

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, reflection "Mom OK" is not passive or aggressive.

    Cheryl Carter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reflection in the window says "MOM OK" Just as funny.....

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    #51

    Our Boss Send Out An Email And Asked Us To Put Up A Sign In Order To Be More Cautious About Printing In Color. Let The Games Begin.

    Our boss send out an email and asked us to put up a sign in order to be more cautious about printing in color. Let the games begin

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can just change the settings as an admin and prohibit color printing, if it's that important. Or remove the cartridge.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly though, the color toner capsules for this copier are only $50 each, with a 26,000 page yield. How tight is their budget that this is a major concern?

    danielw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it might have to do with that one person who uses that really hard to read font color. Or the several people that change the color for every damn word, making things hard to read.

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    This shirt from china is unintentionally passive aggressive

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    #53

    My Teacher Is Passive Aggressive As Fuck

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    BAN CAPITAL LETTERS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tautologies tend to come off as passive aggressive don't they

    𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My teacher did this to me once...I don't think she likes me just because I am online

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doubt being online makes a difference..... Some teachers are just done, and simply need to retire

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    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably had a bunch of questions from students about the file that said "ungraded". Or students kept asking why their stuff isn't graded yet even while looking in the "ungraded" file

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    Alexander Albon
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment has been deleted. Don't bother reading it.

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    A passive aggressive album poster by while she sleeps (UK metal band)

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    spencer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    niall, i listen to them, theyre honestly amazing but whatever, be mad that you dont have any talent to

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    aesthetic.baddie27
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Bored Dog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk who cares but i'm listening to bob ross while reading these, what a mood. lmao

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    Yeah, you heard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would shoes smell like ass? Don't they smell like feet?

    Coleen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strange. I'd have thought it would smell like feet. Perhaps the shoes are not being worn properly.

    Michael Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If their feet smell like ass I wonder what their ass smells like 🤔

    Douglas Turner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe not no-one, but that;s a different sign

    BingeFest1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unrelated, but that logo sucks

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love HImmer Athletic. "Go jog of we hit you wit a mallet!"

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    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine keeps beeping nonstop until I open the door

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ours says "Hot" then the display changes to "End"and then changes back to "Hot" etc etc..

    Luna Lovegood!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's not GO OD, now is it?

    #59

    My Girlfriend Buys Passive-Aggressive Coffee Filters

    My girlfriend buys passive-aggressive coffee filters

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    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But where? I've actually never seen that size in a store.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a commonly used coffee filter. Nothing special about it.

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    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the brand I use, they're awesome. Unbleached paper filters so there's no harmful chemicals used in making them & my coffee tastes great!

    Mike DeLancey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First, FSC is the Enron of environmentalism, a shill that allows big companies to slap a label on a box to look good. Second, if she's really that worried about environmental impact of the paper, why not go with a filterless coffeemaker that doesn't use any? You can get a cheap one for less than this box costs ($38 on Amazon).

    #60

    Wow, Passive Aggressive Much Mom?

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor son. I wouldn't be surprised if that's one of those Super-Christs banning their sons from their lives for being gay.

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or for being an Atheist. Sadly, it isn't that uncommon that people obsessed with their religion shove it into other people, often all the time.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, lady? I think I can hazard a pretty solid guess as to why your son isn't talking to you.

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A father and his friend showed up at my kid's HS. He was trying to get his daughter to repent. They had electric bullhorn 6 foot signs, it was nuts. She ran, he still has not found her (She is ok and with adults that are not crazy from what I understand and is getting an attorney to be emancipated.

    Samantha PandaNotBored
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Poor kid, this should be called abuse

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ummmmm, we don't know what he did. He could be taking drugs or something, who knows?

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    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    The urge to look up the weirdest heresies and then facetime her from a good Christian orgy is strong.

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    #61

    Trying To Teach My Girlfriend How The Thermostat Works.

    Trying to teach my girlfriend how the thermostat works

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is graduating to being a proper "dad"... already teaching the 1st of many how the thermostat works

    Chenandoa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom and I agree...winter means 68°F, summer means 74°F. For energy efficiency, sleep comfort, and less temp change when going outside.

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume left is cold and right is warm? Why do you want to be cold? We invented houses and heating to be out of the cold.

    bryguy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Low heat = low bill = more money = more presents. High heat = high bill = less money = less presents.

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    SueG
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    How about "fewer" presents? Throw a grammar lesson in there, too.

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    #62

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    Eliška Hůlková
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's quite nice. Not every mom is good at math.

    BAN CAPITAL LETTERS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and not every mom would get four checks in the "being a mom" category

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    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cooking dinner is not applicable?

    Anne Reid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Mom doesn’t cook? Dad or whoever might be the designated chef.

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    Louise B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm definitely going to be getting a similar note in the near future. My seven year old's maths homework is getting a bit much for me now....bit embarrassing. In my defense they changed the methods since I was a kid, and will only accept the new one. Also, l'm obviously not the sharpest tool in the box 😂

    Kate Yeti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, don't be too hard on yourself. New math is seriously different and tough to us old-schoolers!!

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    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've clearly never eaten my mom's cooking. The whole family (including my girlfriend and teenage son) cooperate to keep her out of the kitchen.

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    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but look at how Excelent she is at being a mom!

    KimTx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL Cooking Dinner. Not applicable.

    Luna Lovegood!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that there's only Excellent, Great, and Average, but no bad!

    A Nerd For Thought
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not the N/a for cooking 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't it have a lock? I've never used the light as an indication of occupancy.

    Andrew Bridge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the kind of people who leave the light on are also the kind of people who can't use a lock

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    bryguy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be a lot easier and end up saving money and time making signs if you just replaced the switch with a motion sensor.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other side of the coin, this training can backfire. Ever been in a multi-stall public bathroom, in the middle of doing your “business”, and the other person who was there when you arrived finishes up and turns the light off as they leave? Those windowless rooms get really dark dark when the light’s off. And there you are, peeing and/or pooping in pitch black dark until someone else comes into the room. Of course, you wait until they’re in another stall before you leave. But you’ll never know whether they hear you leave, put two and two together, and think you must have some weird fetish about going potty in the dark.

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spend the 20 bucks and get a motion sensor

    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only there was some other way of ascertaining whether a bathroom was in use - perhaps some kind of device that prevented a door from being opened, and revealed a sign that said something like "Engaged" or "In Use".

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our college had signs that said "If you are the last one to leave, please turn off the lights to save energy." While sitting in a stall in a women's restroom, I hear a girl enter..use the facilities and, as she leaves, turns off the light. The restroom also had no windows. Maybe we should add a line that says..."Make sure no one else is in here before turning off the light." You know how hard it is to wipe your a$$ and find your way to a sink in pitch black darkness.

    J. Normal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always knock on closed doors, even in my own home.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or how about 'Please knock before entering'

    Nevits Yibble
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Install a timer switch for the light

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    #64

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also attracts bugs, primarily ants, and may prompt management to stop providing sugar entirely. I mean, if you’re getting something for free that can very easily be taken away or charged for, then take care of it please. Management tends to punish everyone for one asshole slob’s selfishness—-who will not be very popular once outed. Solution? Just don’t be that person.

    BAN CAPITAL LETTERS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look at all that spilt sugar on the counter. makes the design look like churros.

    #65

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    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had neighbours complaining to the housing office that I was feeding the birds. Their reply "Of course she is. We give her the bird food. She is the only resident who agreed to have a humane trap for the pigeons that you complained about."

    Sue Prewitt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one doesn't even make any sense. Why is someone sweeping up crumbs from outside?

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    BingeFest1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really passive aggressive, in this situation you have to be blunt to save people from injury or worse

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s hope this sign only had to be for a very short time!

    Douglas Turner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, you could put that sign on every door and not be wrong. Except the part about the steps.

    pebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's true it's better to lock the door.

    danielw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and waste a perfectly good opportunity to improve future generations?

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's sound like an invitation

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    My boyfriend says I'm passive aggressive.

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    Dillon Hughes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gotta agree wit the third, next comment. I forgot eggs a few times them remembered so I got a 60 pack. Also pepper brought back a mega big thing of pepper. Yes I have a bad memory....

    Sam Mix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can go to the store to buy a card but he can't buy his own pepper?

    bryguy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to go out on a limb and say since the card is from "Jen" the card is from her, not him. So why cant she buy her own pepper? Hmm?

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    BorPand8
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is. And she bought the wrong kind of pepper. Pre-ground pepper is basically gray dust, she might as well not have bothered.

    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago

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    Could have gotten some nice exotic pepper but no... I doubt her sincerity.

    BorPand8
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't even have to be an exotic pepper. Just get whole peppercorns and grind them as you need them. I bet she buys pre-ground coffee too. Or instant even.

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    Cactus McCoy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never get this. If THIS is the preffered path to take by obviously everybody, maybe, juuuust maybe, this should be the one paved.

    Little Wonder
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The paths that appear when people all take the same route are called desire lines, isn't that sweet? Anyway, one of our new parks a few years ago was left without any paths for a few months to see where people naturally wander, and then those areas were turned into official paths, which is a good idea I reckon.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be better to delay pouring paved paths until you see where the traffic patterns are.

    Merty Robinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently planners call the people who make these short cut paths meandethals.

    John Montgomery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My work has a "stay on pedestrian path" sign. There's a path going to the bus stop that's only dirt.

    King Joffrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then put the path where it is needed...

    Debbie Lavender
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are just not enough ‘p’ words in this sgn.

    Walter Brameld
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd come back and pave the damn thing.

    Douglas Turner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pleaded the peeved people, practically palpitating. (from The Pest, John Cooper Clarke)

    Muji
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it in the middle of the path?

    H Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not the paved path that they want you to use, but the worn path from people just walking there. These 'desire lines' (as another commented said) are the ways that the most people prefer to walk. I really think that they should be the official paths, because that just makes sense.

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    Les Izmore
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The university I went to did a redevelopment of a large courtyard. They did the whole thing in grass, then paved the paths where people walked

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    Demi Zwaan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what settings this is about.

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is a thermostat. I had a coworker who just couldn't process how a thermostat worked. If they were cold they would turn it all the way up and then when they became too warm, turn it all the way down, they couldn't process that he furnace would cycle itself automatically to maintain a preset temperature.

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    Dillon Hughes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems trivial... could have said what settings. My lady likes larger font so I make all the fonts larger....

    Y T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this passive aggressive?

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    Vasana Phong
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to put a sign up like this after being asked for the 5th time, for the sixth time though I had to put up a sign that said read the other sign