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There’s no doubt that kids bring joy and humor to our lives. They often leave adults in stitches by blaring their charming wisdom without thinking twice. But at the same time, they can surprise everyone around them by offering something a little more mysterious that’s bound to send chills down their spines.

That’s why when Texas-based writer Lilah Sturges asked people to share the eeriest things a child has ever said to them, they had a lot to say. From speaking about invisible figures in their rooms to recounting their supposed past lives, thousands of moms, dads, siblings, and even complete strangers rolled up their sleeves to type out some of the most unsettling responses.

From the bizarre to the straight-up chilling, Bored Panda has collected some of the best tweets from the thread. Continue scrolling and be sure to share your own spooky stories with us in the comments! And after you’re done reading this post, check out our previous ones with parents realizing their kids are acting seriously creepy right here and here.

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    Tx jac
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stories like this reaffirm my faith in reincarnation.

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    Lilah Sturges kicked off the thread by sharing her own puzzling experience. "When my daughter was around 4-5, she calmly insisted that she had once been married to a man named Brad Huffington," she wrote. "When we asked what had happened to him, she replied with a note of sadness, 'He was lost at sea.'"

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    Later on, she posted an update: "I mentioned this tweet to my daughter (who is now 21) and she reminded me that Brad lost a leg while serving in the Navy prior to his demise and that they had five kids together."

    Her question and story received an avalanche of responses, from weird questions to odd statements about the spirit world. While some found the tweets amusing, those who tend to believe the supernatural were quite spooked. Let’s be honest, reading about how children believe they can communicate with ghosts can creep anyone out.

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    ewa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son said something similar when he was three: I knew all of God's secrets, but now I forgot...

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    Tiger Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know of countless times where young kids somehow can tell when their moms are pregnant again. I wish the scientific community would investigate this further instead of just brushing things off. There is still so much we don’t know about the world and about science. There could be a scientific reason behind what we now consider “supernatural” phenomena.

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    But we all know kids are brutally honest and can sometimes be like sponges soaking up all of the information around them. So they can goofily sneak up on you and act all adorable one day but stare into the void speaking about obscure things that just don't make any sense the next. It leaves moms and dads with a lot of questions in their minds and proves that parenting is a complicated experience with many highs and lows.

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    If you’re worried your child has been acting strange lately, Anisa Lewis, a positive parenting coach told Bored Panda in a previous interview that you should trust your judgment. "It really depends on your child and what it is that they are doing that has alerted you to their different behavior. You know your child best and if you are concerned in any way and the behavior has not changed for the better then it is always best to intervene," she advised.

    “Depending on the age of the child and the behavior, you might wish to start with open-ended questions ‘What is going on for you?’ ‘How can I help?’ as a starting point,” Lewis said and added that more serious behavior changes may need a different approach.

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    Donna Marie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the departed can ‘reach’ young open minds. I wish I could see my grandmother 💕

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    Tarhes ~
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what happens if we finally "get it all right?"

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    But when the little ones speak about their disturbing imaginary friends or point at something only they seem to see, you can’t help but wonder. There are many theories online about kids allegedly seeing a ghost or conjuring up stories about them. And they caught the attention of Jacqueline D. Woolley, a psychology professor at the University of Texas who researches children’s evaluation and understanding of reality vs. the fantastical.

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    "There are admittedly lots of reports of kids seeing ghosts," she told The Washington Post. However, the professor added there are many holes in stories like these, namely, the brain. "Our minds naturally make connections between events, whether they’re connected or not. The brain pays attention to evidence that fits our theory and ignores the evidence that doesn’t fit," she explained.

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    Mimi Patterson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your loved ones are always around you, although passed on, and are looking out for you.

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    ƒιѕн
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty strong vocabulary for a 2 year old.... I have my doubts.

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    When your child speaks of a visit from the other side, do not freak out. "You want to work with the emotion, not the ghost," Woolley said and suggested you "work within the fantasy".

    For example, think about a monster that's under the bed: "Engage with the kid as to what it looks like and what it does. Ask her if she’s scared of the ghost or if she likes it and if she’s seen it before." Try to speak with your child and understand where all of this is coming from. "Then it’s up to you as a parent to decide if you want to encourage or discourage this belief."

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    Ashley Piasecki
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in the first grade, we (My mom, grandma, and I) were visiting my cousins in the city. We lived about 45 minutes away and I saw them at least once a month. When it was time for us to go home in the evening, they say I was hanging onto my cousin and sobbing that I didn't want us to go home. Mom and Grandma relented and we spent the night in the city with our family. Our house burned down that night (electrical fire from some old Christmas decorations.)

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    Artie B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like we'll see soon enough.

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    Tiger Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he didn’t have a Professor Trelawney moment. I would normally brush this off as nonsense but due to the current state of global affairs, I would like to ask you to keep us informed of any future prophesied tidbits that your son shares.

    Adi Lavon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny you said exactly that, because the person who wrote this is the one who translated all of Harry Potter books to Hebrew. And the fact that this is an actual person and not just a creepy pasta it what's really worries me

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    Beth S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *looks around* Hate to say it, but your son might have been onto something...

    Tracy Aubrey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this is scary, since we're now in 2022

    Lord Mysticlaw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, even more end of the world to look forward to next year

    J-Yogi-Temp-Mom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. Thanks for the extra anxiety kid.

    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great, something else to look forward to.

    Mama Penguin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the way things are going, I wouldn't be surprised.

    Mac
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh fûck I pray he is wrong

    Evie Denen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly sounds about right given the direction we're going 😂

    Josh Stevenson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's burning now... Global warming, Ukraine war, take your pick

    Anton Kider
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, oh ,oh... This is unsettling, especially in today's circumstances...

    Jane W.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, the world's been burning here in California for a long time.

    RafCo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's been turning.

    Shortstuff
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Russia. WW3 is predicted by experts. God help us all. Wish someone would take Putin out. 😡

    TheElementalGod️️
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People have tried, I hear he survived about 7 attempts on his life

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    Heather Atwood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH F! This is honestly a real possibility now!

    JustAFan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds a lot like echolalia. It's VERY common with autism and would explain the intonation. There's also a very strong chance your kid is psychic :)

    Nkotanyi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will burn if they dont stop whatever everyone wants to prove in Ukraine, Congo, Somalia, Mozambique

    Tarryn Louise
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I have been having unsettling thought about the near future too. Putin will have his massacre.

    laka puka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with these past few years i wouldn't be surprised

    Mr. Pigeon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world will one day and she may be one of those that scripture predicted, in Amos " they shall dream dreams, and see visions.." paraphrased

    Kitty Fenerty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Too little too late. Strap in ‘cause it’s going to be hellish.

    Mimi Downhouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get why you all are so alarmed, but that could have easily been from a tv show. Maybe it was hard for the child to form sentences on his own, but he could have been able to imitate something interesting he had heard.

    JEON CENA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, when are we going to Mars?

    Devil'sAdvocate
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh f**k. It's 2023 now. This is not good.

    Princess duck feathers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOSH I REALLY HOPE THEY JUST POSTED THIS TO SCARE US AND IT WASN'T ACTUALLY REAL

    Shaun Coleman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh crap! What is Putin going to do???

    dIsReSpEcT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well. i couldve gone the rest of my life without knowing that

    Linda HS
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …just around the corner…

    Cat Dragon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *casually listening to ARSON by I forgot who while watching world burn*

    That Panda Sofia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um, its 2023 when I am reading this ...

    Kylie Burgoyne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's 2023 NOW! Welp hope I don't die!

    Makenzie McNeal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The date is February 24, 2023, and so far the world has yet to burn.

    Julie White
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for the rainforests, bits of California, Australia, the Notre Dame and that bit that even occluded proper sunlight for a while in Ontario last summer

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    Shoto Todoroki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s 2023 rn and I’m scared 😀

    whalien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**K YALL ITS 2023 BURNING TIME (because this decade is bad enough already)

    Elina Wachtmeister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I am worried, it's 2023 now!🫢

    Zayla Silverwood
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh heck nah. Look what the kid did! Aliens, Chinese Spies, and a Chemical fire in ohio!

    Roni Kova
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh brilliant, another thing to add to the calendar 😮‍💨

    Julie Ann Al buzbeba
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK great...I'm reading this and it's 2/2023

    me
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like I'm actually scared now

    Allison S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is currently February 6th 2023, and I am scared

    elcee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    after the past few, I can totally see that

    Natz Mercado
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s get back to this post next year. I hope it doesn’t happen 😳

    Cara Reyes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so its 2022 andddd im scared hhahahahahahahahah...

    Seri McGee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    considering it is 2022, I'm a little nervous. Besides, I have a strong feeling the end is actually closer than we thought. frreeaakkyy. whooooo ooooo ooo

    Beans On Butter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Me after realizing there's currently a war going on) FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

    Liam B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time my 4yo brother just stood up and said “I AM ONE OF YOU” and went back to playing

    Cynde Kelsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this is the one that really creeps me out - more than all the others put together.

    EJN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess we have to wait another year to find out how this story ends?

    Oddly Me
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh goody, that's not unsettling in the least!

    Pandasizing World Peace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God promised Noah he would never end humanity with water again. Bible predicts the next time it will be with fire. Those who have given their lives to Jesus will be snatched out of the world before that happens. Once it does, it will be too late for those who have rejected Him and His word in the Bible. Get right with God before it's too late. Just saying......

    Bethann Gault
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think your son may just be right. Look how the world is today.

    #DreamSMPistheBest1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm commenting in 2022, people are expecting World War 3.

    backatya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's just great now we're doomed

    DetongLhamo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something to look forward to, then.

    RafCo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also consider the number of continent scale fires in the last four years. Australia, Brazil, we don't need to wait until next year to see the world ablaze

    LaToya Mack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do spiritual work and for eight months or so April 4, 2022 was predicted to be a nuclear holocaust for the entire earth it didn’t happen or did it?

    KimB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep...I was going to say the same thing...common in autism

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    Jasna Svast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before you all freak out. Maybe it was about climate change and how hot it is in places where there wasnt so warm summers. There are more fires in summer in my country because of that. It is not like nuclear war but it is still bad because of agriculture.

    Pantea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fon't think "the world was burning" refers to occasional wild fire, but the story could be fake :)

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    Joe calbery
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart kid, I can already smell the smoke.

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    1 year ago

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    Lex <3 (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, thank god the world hasn't burned... yet?

    MicrowaveGoddess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s April 2023, and there’s no nuclear war.

    Rinso the Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's been reading and/or hearing some Nostradamus info

    Tyler Rempel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro we are in 2023 right now. No signs of nuclear war

    River wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb global warming… wait no it’s cold outside.

    Emma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe he means like, the world is dying, maybe not litterally but with the pandemic anythung is possible.

    Julie White
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well apparently my first words were 'digitális óra'..... apparently my parents were talking a LOT about getting a digital clock (70s, behind the Iron Curtain).

    Jane Alexander
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In California? Seems to get like that every summer around here.

    Ingrid Jeffers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait....what if we live past the nuclear war and that kid later becomes a TV docu narrator? He's like predicting his future reincarnation!

    Ingrid Jeffers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am in the year 2023 and I am terrified!!!!!!!!!

    Mine Truly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whelp. We'll find out the validity of this one within the next ten months.

    Mithara
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to 2023, I am terrified for my life.

    Keylee Mitchell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, now that I think about it, there are a whole lot of volcanoes erupting, earthquakes, and wildfires

    urfavswiftie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe a reference to the russia-ukraine war?

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    Pamela Laughter-Kissiah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all these volcanoes suddenly erupting, that's scary.

    AbsintheMinded
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH JFC that’s disturbing. But I feel like the kid is 4 or 5 years late with this info.

    Crybaby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This damn world better not burn.

    Phoenix Haessal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Validation less than 2 months away..

    McLizard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not before I graduate it won't 😤

    Beans On Butter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Me realizing there's currently a war going on) FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

    LGBTQ NOODLES
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh s**t! That's coming up soon 😆

    O5-1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s 2022 I think we’re f*****g screwed

    Sharon Heim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or wildfires all over the world caused by Global Climate Change. Remember Australia?

    Bette Noire
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I needed this one like a hole in the head.

    Succulent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let all hope he's talking about covid

    Succulent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh nonononononononono bad bad bad we gonna die noooooooo

    Johan Plane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad news for us! Might this be the escalation of the Russian war against Ukraine?

    Tereska
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus Christ that is scary! Just because he’s non verbal normally, doesn’t mean there isn’t an intelligent kid in there

    Ganyu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s gonna happen in 2023!?!?

    sharron lynn parsons
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O.M.G., in the past, I would not have, thought too much, however, now with Russia, attacking Ukraine and, the second cold blooded Hitler, in Russia, I am terrified, we may have WW111, I am sure that, I am not the only one, thinking this may happen, we can only pray !!!

    Rosemary Probert
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Climate change? Then again the New Testmament says a third of the land will burn before the Second Coming....

    Mary G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my holy freakin' God...no words come out other than that...Ukraine? North Korea?

    Amaranthim Talon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not be surprised. Did anyone have any of these past few years predicted? Because I for one was not expecting the virus. Never thought I would see the economy this utterly screwed either.

    Cameron Deering
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, I hope he's wrong...

    Kelley Baltierra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp now I have THAT to look forward to

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    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend’s little sister didn’t speak until she was five. When it happened, they were all piling into their car to go to church on Easter Sunday. Grandma was in the front seat, wearing a big, garish Easter hat. That’s when the 5 yo busted out with the thickly sarcastic remark: LOVE the HAT. Sometimes, they’re just waiting to say something really important!

    May Day
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is now on my list of things I wish I hadn't read

    Froggie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um i dont think ill live anymore

    Amy Baldock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno; he might have been repeating something he heard somewhere. I'm normally pretty fluent, but there are times when speech gets super difficult for me, and repeating something I heard somewhere is always easier than coming up with new words on my own.

    viv
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i will remember this for next year. probably predicted climate change!

    Pat Zeinert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just may happen. Who knows?

    Archer Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND WE ARE ALMOST THERE. CANT I AT LEAST GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS FIRST?!?!?

    Taz Mage
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something to look forward to...perhaps?

    temi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    22 and 23 are my lucky numbers. I hope that means I will escape the fire.

    Jax Bugz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all thanks to global warming. suprise

    Brady Raphael
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quote from a book. Yawn. It's almost as if kids hear a lot more than you think.

    BasedWang12
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    3 years ago

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    great another year of this shitstorm?

    Tarhes ~
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different, much scarier shitstorm

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he some weird cult leader in disguise? Some druid to be? Christopher Lee in Wicker Man or something?

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    Reilly2020 Report

    09Robdog07
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told that when I was younger I was born at the same time and date as one of my still best friends, but we ended up only meeting each other 4 years later, and apparently we went to the same daycare, and when my mom dropped me off, the first thing she heard me say to my friend was not asking his name or the normal things, but I said," Hi (Blank for privacy purposes)", and he turned around and said," You remember me (My name)?" She said she it had ben the most puzzling thing to happen to her.

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    Carol Matlock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a roommate who can’t wear a electronic watch. It just kind of fries. Too much energy is my guess. He can also do hands on healing. I’m not religious although he is. I’m a medical professional so science is my guess.

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    Beth S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find things like this very interesting. I would have done some research to see if Brad existed. I would imagine there would be some kind of record of him.

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    Me Oh My
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I died in a fire... Ugh, I did NOT like that" That's a mood, kid.

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    #36

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    Beth S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure this was startling but I would continue to feed this kiddo the French language from that point on. That way he could continue to be bilingual.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She said nothing about stabbing or shooting, though.

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    #39

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    Beth S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why the possibility of past lives creep the hell out of people. We all had to come from somewhere. It would make sense that we all are kind of like borrowed or recycled energy. I find it fascinating, but then again I have a terrible fear of death.

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    AtomKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t have blinked - I would’ve squeezed my eyes shut! Nobody’s taking my peepers!

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    #43

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    Tracy Aubrey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need more, has it been 7 years yet? HOW MUCH LONGER DO YOU HAVE??

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    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well? Which one was it? Was she right?

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    Josh Stevenson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From a physics standpoint, that's theoretically possible. For all we know, all black holes are pocket dimensions.

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    Betty Schmidt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm...parents teach by example!!! Children live by the example set before them. The old man was his dad. All kids look at their parents as old.

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    Karin Frey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our granddaughter, at a verbal 15 months old, was learning her shapes. Using our Christmas tree ornaments to show off her new skills, he pointed to ornaments and asked her to tell us each shape. Square, rectangle, diamond were correct. At “circle” she lit up and yelled GRANDPA. The circle ornament had been gifted by our local funeral home at the passing of my father. It had his name and years of birth and death stamped on the back. He died the year before she was born.

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    Me Oh My
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing he wasn't really supposed to be there.

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    #51

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    Betty Schmidt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wants a brother. Nothing eerie about it.

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh ffs, a 1 year old can't put these words together....

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