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I remember my 14-year-old self reading Herman Hesse’s “Steppenwolf,” thinking of the dumb world and dreaming that it would have no consequences. My CD player would be blasting Nirvana’s Nevermind again and again, like a stuck record that had no way of escaping. Fast forward to today, I cringe a little and yet, I find it cute. Being a teen is one ride of a lifetime that feels eternal in the moment, but passes so fast as if it never happened.

Every parent who raises a teenage kid also experiences a fair share of that awkward, overwhelming and transformative time of life. Some, well, most of them, argue (because that’s just a law of nature, right?) and others arm themselves with a smashing sense of humor. And it turns out that some savage parents are able to roast their teenagers into barbecue in just a single tweet.

Today, we collected some of the funniest tweets from the unstoppable parents with teen kids, so scroll down below to laugh your eyes out!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True for all parenting: Don't give kids a choice where it doesn't exist. Kids are literal thinkers, and teenagers are wiley. If there's a loophole, they'll find it.

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We all were teens at some point in our lives. As your parents are likely to tell you, you weren't exactly the easiest kid on the block. So what’s up with this bad teen behavior? Why are they so mad, upset, and gnarly all the time? Well, this study published in the Journal of Youth and Adolescence may have some answers. The researchers discovered that when teens thought their parents’ reactions to their anger were stronger and more negative than their parents had meant it to be, they became even more aggressive. For example, these parents were more likely to respond to their children’s anger by telling them to “get over it,” which caused their kids to feel dismissed and neglected.

Interestingly, the research also showed that many parents tend to mistake their adolescent’s vulnerable emotions for negativity, and that has some implications. By doing that, they may place them at greater risk for developing delinquent behaviors. Meanwhile, as soon as teenagers recognized their parents’ discipline as too harsh, they were more likely to act. Acting out manifested in talking back, sneaking out of the house, impolite and aggressive behavior, constantly breaking family rules and agreements, etc.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bypassed kids and went straight to animals... all kinds of them. I've never regretted my choice!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, he trusts you enough to be open with you, and his big "crime" is sneaking into the wrong movie. I say you've done something right.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My teens can wear what they want but then don't get to complain about the cold. Also, I tell them in advance that I will not help out with my warm clothing. That worked rather well after a wee bit of hard learning. (If we go up to the mountains in winter they will wear what I say. Too potentially dangerous.)

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To find out more about adolescence and the challenges both teenagers and their parents face, we spoke to Susan Petang, a Certified Stress Management Coach from "The Quiet Zone Coaching," who specializes in teaching women how to get through tough days in one piece, no matter what life change they're experiencing.

“As children grow up, they slowly start the process of separation from the protection of their parents. It starts with the 'Terrible Twos.' Toddlers begin to recognize that they are an individual separate from their caregivers, and start experimenting and exploring. As they grow, there are other times when they move further from the protection of the family 'nest.' It's totally normal, and necessary for them to learn how to function independently,” Susan explained.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grateful to the Lord above said teen is willing to be out with the family at all.

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Having said that, the stress management coach added that there's a fine line between letting our kids learn from their own mistakes and keeping them safe, though. “And while a teen is learning to interact socially, their moodiness can be hard to take. That's where a lot of the tension between teens and their parents originates.”

Susan explained that teenagers have a lot of physical and emotional issues all going on at the same time that are confusing and hard to manage. There are a few reasons for this: “There are the emotional challenges of dealing with hormones. They don't have the social skills yet to communicate what they're feeling. Teens don't have the world experience to know and understand their complex emotions. Let's add the fact that their brains aren't yet fully developed (and won't be until their late 20s),” she said and added that it's a recipe for rollercoaster emotions.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it really possible that people would wear clothes they consider ugly just because they are in style atm? Oo

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Most importantly, we wanted to find out about ways to deal with difficult teens, which may often seem like mission impossible. “The best advice I can give parents is to listen to their teens and have compassion for what they're experiencing. Remember what it was like when you were that age!”

Susan shared some useful tips and said that it’s best to start with Reflective Listening. “‘It sounds like you're upset,’ ‘It feels like you think my decision is unfair,’ or, ‘It looks like you didn't understand what I meant.’” While doing so, Susan urges parents to make sure you stay calm and have a solution-oriented attitude; solve the problem, don't cast blame.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe you just raised a really independent young person? If so, congrats! That's one of the major goals of parenting. Hopefully in a few days, things will mellow out for her and she'll realize, "Oh yeah, I should probably talk to mom."

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a nephew like this. He eats and eats and never puts weight on. He never gets a hangover after a night out (don’t worry, he’s over 18). And everyone around him could be dying of some illness or virus and he never gets sick. We’re all jealous of him.

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Moreover, it's important that teens get some freedom to make mistakes and learn how to navigate the world, the stress management expert said. “Allow them to have control over decisions that aren't critical. Pick your battles - insist on compliance when their safety is at stake. (How they dress, for example, isn't as important as avoiding drugs and alcohol.)”

“When they make a mistake or act out, use the XYZ Statement: When you do X, I feel Y, and I'd like Z. Here's an example: ‘When you stay out past your curfew without calling, I worry about your safety. I'd like you to let me know when you'll be late.’”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh god oh god oh god THIS IS SOO SOO TRUE, AND I DON'T EVEN DO ANYTHING FISHY!!!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And sometimes even pickier eaters...I have one who eats everything...one is very beige!

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The last advice for parents Susan has is to make sure to compromise. “For example, when my 14-year-old daughter wanted to go to a concert in NYC with her friends, I would only allow it if I knew how she was getting there, how she was getting home, who would be there with them (an adult!), and that she would check in with me every hour via text,” Susan concluded.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It IS sad. Very much so. And you never see it coming. You think that the tales about teenagers are grossly blown out of proportion. That nothing will happen to this wonderful, friendly, attached person that's cuddling up while you're reading a good night story, that they will alway be close and that they'll always let you in on their thoughts and feelings. And then, BLAM, suddenly you're out. Not acceptable anymore. A pain in the neck. You get told lies. It's disgusted looks and open aggression. Everything feels so not healthy anymore. You worry yourself sick and try to pretend to be unfazed, in order to make transition from kid to adult easier for your child. At night, you can hear your heartbeat in your ears. You wait to hear from them. All the time. You can't breathe when you hear about suicide in teens, about drugs and date rape. About mounting pressure, collapsing social norms. And then you cook and smile and try to install normalcy around them. That's how it's done.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The don't list is pretty wrong. Personally, I like when my parents show me affection and I love them (even if they are a tad embarrassing on occasion, but I feel like that's to be expected and is not the end of the world).

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this makes me so fu*king sad! because me and my mom were NEVER like this! i love my mom so much and it hurts when i see kids treat theirs like crap or like a stranger for that matter <\3

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same. We had disagreements, but we were very close and always showed affection, I acted just as happy to see her as she did to see me, and told her I loved her each night before bed and before I left the house for school in the morning. Sad that so many have to deal with little teen monsters, though.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im a teen, and would very much like my parents to ask how my day was, cause I always have something to share. I mean...they don't even have to ask tbh, I just start talking haha!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or, you can talk to them like the human beings they are and explain to them that you love them and you like spending time with them. For goodness sakes, that's what my mom did and I love her for that! We have inside jokes, small things we do for each other to show how much we love each other. We laugh, we hug, we sing karaoke in the car together, she makes sure I'm okay, SHE SAVED ME FROM FREAKING SUICIDE BECAUSE OF THIS. LOVE YOUR TEENS AND MAKE SURE THEY KNOW THAT.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would never not show anybody whom I love affection! I will always ask and show my interest in them! I will always be emotionally available to my children! I will always be fearless of personal loss, of rejection, and of opposition! I’m a parent to be a parent, it’s not a contractual obligation, I love my children and whatever they go through, whichever way they develop, I’ll be there, cheering them on. Children need roots, a secure railing to hold on to, and somebody who’s the Wind beneath their wings when they’re ready to fly. This isn’t depending on reciprocally shown affection. This is unconditional.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely did every one of these. Our 12 y/o had a Zune and better selection of music than we ever had. We’d plug it into the car stereo and all sing along. Now tell me, how does a 12 and 16 y/o know all the words to songs from the 60’s and 70’s?!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My kids would always take turns playing DJ when we were driving around and I missed it when they started driving themselves. Well, maybe not my daughter's music so much, but I did with my son! He was the one who taught me that good hip hop/rap is GOOD! When he started driving himself, I had him send me some of his favorite songs which I made into "Deco's Playlist" on my phone. He still sends me songs that he thinks I'll like...and he's usually right!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

XD wow haha my parents did all the don'ts, realized that teenagehood is a rough emotionally, and made themselves available as I grew up.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad used to sing out loud when driving especially with the windows open. As a teen I was always so embarrassed by it. Nowadays it makes me laugh. Poor guy can't hold a tune at all.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another do: be careful and watch the play of emotions on their face as you talk to them to avoid the burst out and for women, like any other, watch out when they're on their period ( ╹▽╹ )

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can honestly say when both my kids were teenagers, we were very very close. They never treated me tis way. We have a fantastic strong bond

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you kidding? Bad Dad Jokes are an absolute right - a God Given Prorogative to any parent!

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do all those don'ts. Never an issue. And when it is, I'll still continue lol

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s the price of close proximity and fast attachment, I think: during the upheavals of puberty, at some point, for the duration of some stupid argument, your child will hate you. And because that’s how their brains are wired, they’ll be both shocked and delighted at the same time. Shocked, because they love you and hating you feels sacrilegious, and delighted, because they’re experiencing sudden freedom from the confines of the bond of mutual love - they learn that they will survive opposition and distance. It’s healthy.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or just be yourself and don't let them give you pain. They need to learn, they matter as much as the rest and consider others.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 14yo loves all the don'ts but he also says I'm the cool mom lol

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That just ain't happening. Show your love cause no one promised you tomorrow.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not true. I have 4 kids, 2 of which are now grown men. They were always affectionate, even as teens. They always gave me a hug and said "love you, mom", when they left and gave me a hug when we were together again. I never went out of my way to embarrass them, and I didn't seem to much on accident either. I raised them to be very sure of who they were and not to follow along with others who's ways were not in line with what they believed. I'm not talking any religious context either. They are amazing, successful young men today. They've never been overly concerned with what their friends thought. I think I raised them right. Now, let's hope I do as well with my daughters (who are 9 years old)!!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the don't are basically everything i can't do with my MOM and I'M the teenager.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This makes a ton of sense because after you follow this plan, someday, when they are adults, they will tell you what a great parent you were and how much they appreciate all of the things you did for them. It happened to me. I cried.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughters and grandchildren tell me they love me every day I am so blessed.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In a sense this is oddly comforting. I am not alone in this it seems.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always ask how their day is going. We set the rule a long time ago that when it's dinner time, there's no cell phones and we go around to each person and they talk about their day. I try to ask if they learned something that day also, since it's important to always keep learning.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the low tier teen. Teens are starting to be more top tier. Tell a good dark humor joke and you'll get me rolling on ththe floor for a good 30 seconds.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brilliant advice teenagers are having chemical and physical changes in their bodies, school/college is suddenly a lot harder (GCSE to A level is a huge jump) They have enough to concern themselves with than pandering to their parents egos

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What? My kids are fine with these things. Also tell me they love me daily. My daughter tells me 4-5 times a day. She's 16 now.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do all of the above and just deal with the sting of rejection….

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember myself in my teens and this is actually very accurate :D

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I understand this person is trying to be funny. It is just really depressing to think that she raised her teens to dislike her. My kids are not like that at all!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Heh. I was raised in a house of theatre kids, there is always singing and dramatic jokes all the time. It's wonderful.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always ask my girls how their day is, if anything interesting happened, how they did in a certain subject, and what their friends are up to, in hopes that a couple more specifications might pull something out of them. I've had like a 10% success rate.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All of these are on our "DO's" list. We also randomly show up at school to have lunch with them. Don't get your knickers in a twist, we do bring the best teenage boys approved food and drinks. Plus extra for their mates

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah I’m fine with my DAD singing in the car cause his music choices are bearable

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I even think about walking away from a convo and my parents emit death rays. Can't even imagine slamming a door

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the UK (and possibly elsewhere) Axe is sold under the name Lynx. And we had a headline a few days ago: "schoolboy loses both nipples after dare to freeze them with Lynx". So there is a maximum spray number.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, doing very extended handstands as a 40-something mom always impresses kids and teens, and my daughter explodes with pride 🥳🤣. (But I do it only when they request it and it's literally my job, teacher for contemporary circus especially acrobatics/clowning/minitramp.)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its like the day of their 13th birthday they wake up as a completely different kid.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw a Twitter thread about a dad teaching his daughter how to use a can opener and it was super hilarious....

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am afraid, I don't think so. There is only so much you can do against hormones on a rollercoaster - remind the teen in question to shower frequently, wear fresh clothes and, for the love of God, try your best to keep them away from evil smelling products like Axe (for boys) or Impulse (for girls) as these are only unlocking the next level of smell hell... Thank you, thank you, thank you for your efforts!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Parents b***h about how their kids never tell them anything but also b***h when their kids are excited to share their hobbies with the parents and then the parents b***h when their kids steadily withdraw from engaging with the family and don’t share their hobbies or interests anymore.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spoke to a lady who was nursing a coffee in the subway restaurant as I passed, ( we do that here, nothing strange, and she looked slightly down) I asked, " Are you ok?" She replied, "yeah, I've just got three teenagers at home and I am talking myself into going back." I patted her back and reassured her these days pass. Teen years are extremely hard. My lovely daughter once tried a mini exorcism on me when I didn't wash her underwear! No joke! One son was so emo I worried he would never really walk upright after age fourteen. But we lived through it, they do too. We forget, often we were little turds at that age!!!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine once got mad at me for leaving without telling her she woke up and I had been gone 4hrs. I said I'm I woke u up tried to get u to come with us u sat up we had a whole conversation ....she was like what?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm just curious. What would be the meaning of "Mom, you've fattened up a bit"?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That does not bother me much since they clean up their own meß. It's the boys, husband included, that put empty containers back in the fridge or cupboards. just because there are 2 gallons of milk in the fridge does not mean there is milk inside said gallon of milk containers

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Naw. You can spend quality time with your teens without intentionally embarrassing them. It's hard enough to be a teen. You wouldn't like it if your teen intentionally embarrassed you. Don't do it to them. Still definitely spend quality time with them though.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm still waiting for this to hit As my son is 17, daughter 16 and neither of them have shut up yet, I'm guessing the "grunt" gene passed them by.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God forbid the Wi-Fi goes out!!!!!! Y'all know EXACTLY what I'm talking about too!!!!

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Madzdad the Bard
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Colorado, USA, 15yo are required to have X hours of "mountain driving" in order to get their license. I believe that took about 10 years off my life!

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Konpat
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come on, she's great. She should be on the list of universally liked people

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Sequoia
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's an automated response. If you want to change it you need a new one. You must make sure to download the proper manners update though. You may have to get rid of the other one so its influence doesn't spread. Maybe wait until the teen moves out.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

???? uh ok how about: ye,ya,yea,yee,yes,yas,yaaaas,YAASS QWEEN,yup,yep,yeah,yeehaw

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