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Kids, aren’t they precious? Little rays of sunshine, innocent, with pure hearts and big grins that can light up any room. 

Yeah, well, right up until they’re not. 

Everyone knows that children love to talk. I mean, why wouldn’t they? Every day brings a new experience which prompts them to question things and impart information to those close to them. 

Plus, they’re very unpredictable creatures. One day they’ll be cracking jokes; the next day, they’ll astound you with their brilliance; and the day after, they’ll wake you up in the middle of the night talking about seeing an “old man” in your apartment who later turns out to be your dead dad.

That said, pull your chair closer and get ready for a spooky ride.

Parents of Reddit, what is the creepiest thing your child has said to you?” – this web user turned to one of the platform’s most informative and thought-provoking communities, asking its members to unveil the eeriest things their kids have ever said to them. The thread managed to garner 630 upvotes as well as 685 comments containing some pretty hair-raising tales.

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#1

The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group When I was about 4, I would remember talking to "Mr.Peterson" whenever I was at my grandmothers house. He looked like a hobo from the great depression and had a guitar and sang me old timey blues, he told me that he died when he fell of a train he was riding whist drunk on moonshine. I stopped seeing him when I was about 6. Anyway, 6 months ago I found my dads old acoustic guitar and started playing, and my little cousin told me "Mr.Peterson is proud of you!" And left. I dont know what to think

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Kat Friedrick
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“I don’t know what to think”. Well…I think Mr. Peterson has been your guardian Angel for a long time now. You are quite lucky.

Best Behave
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In spite of being a scientific kind of person , I find this simultaneously warms the heart and chills the spine

Rigor Moreno
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's still around watching your family.

Caitlyn Davis
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's sweet..... and creepy at the same time

Luke Branwen
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine how much creepier it would be if it was (blegh) Jordan Peterson.

Teresa Spanics
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mr. Peterson's spirit is happy and proud that you are playing guitar.

David
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My "sighting confirmation" is when I saw a third person with two friends waiting for us on an isolated river bar. I'd said nothing when my friend with me said, "Who's that with them?" We both saw it, but there never was anyone with them. Obviously I'm omitting a lot of the story leading up to that point.

Hammond Chiez
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's actually more sweet than creepy. I don't know why some people are so freaked by ghosts, especially if it's not being malicious. Some ghosts just don't know how to pass on, and try to look out for people.

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    #2

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group My youngest daughter has always had a fear of the water that’s gotten better as she’s gotten older. But when she was a toddler, it would have been easier to baptize a rabid cat than try to get give her a bath. One night at around age 3, I was doing my routine of trying to get her in the tub to wash off when she said to me “I scared of the water. It’s how I died before.” Yeah, the bath definitely didn’t happen that night.

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    Abigail Strong
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this implies that you've tried to baptize a rabid cat.

    Carrie Cole
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sweet, sweet baby.....I think maybe she could have pyschic abilities.....but I Don't feel there's any satanic cr----** going on. The sweet child remembered a past life, maybe the immediate life before being born to you....just my opinion. Thank goodness we're allowed to have varying and varied opinions!🙂

    Jessiebean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reincarnation makes the most sense. There are quite a few documented cases of it all over the world. It makes more sense than heaven and hell.

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    Cyber Returns
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets hope its a memory from a past life and not a glimpse into the future

    Premislaus de Colo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely love the idea of baptizing a rabid cat

    Amy Doyle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea if my kid ever tells me how they died in a past life, I don't know how I'd feel.

    Terry Joseph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how I died in a past life trying to baptize a rabid cat.

    Robert McKenzie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally understand. I am scared of heights because I once fell to my death.

    Susan Raskin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty damn sure I did too in a past life

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    #3

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group Laying out in the backyard with my then 4yr old son looking up at the stars one night: My son: “when are they coming to get me?” Me: “who?” Him: “my people” and pointed up at the stars. Me: “what?”

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    Cyber Returns
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My people did come get me and dropped me off here

    Christopher Barnhouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish could lay in my backyard and look up to something like that pic !

    Family Osborne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly I feel you little dude. Like if aliens are going to invade...hurry UP. Can't you see I'm depressed here?

    Lorraine R
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as they don't arrive with a book called "To Serve Man".

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    Killing_Time_At_Work
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dad says the same thing and Hes 52 years old?

    Thegoodboi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phone home, Elliot.

    Hotdogking
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro your son’s trying to help update Earth’s entry in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!

    A_Cat_To_The_Past
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cue that music that they use in literally every space movie*

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    #4

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group Not my kids but I used to work with toddlers. We had one girl who got so upset at changing time. She would cry and say "no, the man is watching!" when she was on the changing table. She would point to the ceiling tiles (sometimes the wind from the garden door knocked one out of place) and say he was watching. Freaked all of us staff out, we all looked but there was definitely no one there. We had to change her on a mat on the floor inside of a stall because she was so upset. We did that for the rest of the year. The next years class starts... A little boy (these kids did not know each other at all!) starts crying on the changing table. "no! The man is watching!", pointing at the ceiling tiles again. Same situation for the rest of the year. Had to change him in a stall on the floor. There was never anyone in the ceiling but it freaked us all out constantly!

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    Nickie Chan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my culture, it is of the belief that kids can see entities adults cannot. Get a bloody priest in there now

    ---
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pattern in the ceiling probably resembled a face. Children notice these details

    Christopher Barnhouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many kids DIDN'T say a man was watching ?

    scag$y
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, that is quite interesting.

    SandraG_lak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read the 2nd sentence as actually changing time - as in a clock.

    Kimberly Alison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe change the spot where you change them!

    Nice Beast Ludo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is THAT the actual ceiling??? Yikes no wonder

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    #5

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group I was playing around with my daughter who probably around three at the time. She suddenly stopped, looked at me and said, "We were sisters. I died and god made me wait until we could be back together again" - and just like that she went back to be a little girl. FYI - I'm her dad.

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    SarDemMin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, stuff like this makes me believe there's more to life than just this illusion we're living in. I am not religious by any means, but I do believe in reincarnation.

    Helen Davies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is more. How else do you explain child music prodigies, or people who get head bonked and suddenly know how to speak italian!

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    Thomas Schwarting
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HAVE read stories of such things, definetly don't dismiss it. Some kids know stuff and they don't KNOW they know stuff.

    Rigor Moreno
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm imagining your reaction dude... :D

    Linda Colosimo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch X Files "I died in a field today" episode. You are connected to a group of people, not always family, all through time. Sometimes you have to live through another life until you meet again. This little girl gets it.

    Trevor Hardy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's crazy how always kids have these experiences my sister used to see my grandad

    the shrimp whisperer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats what YOU think maybe u need to do some sPiRiTuAl PaSt LiFe GeNdEr QuEsTiOnInG

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    #6

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group My then 2 year old accidentally locked himself in a room and was crying hysterically while I tried in vain to coach him through unlocking the door. My then 5 year old pulled me aside and said, in perfect seriousness, "Forget about him, Mom. He's dead to us." I'm a little worried about that kid. 👀

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    Illicit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He saw an opportunity and took it.

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t stop laughing at this one! 🤣

    Sarah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my daughter was 3 she kept locking herself in her room and having to be rescued. We eventually turned the k**b around and only realized later that it made it look like we were looking her in.

    A_Cat_To_The_Past
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I....I think he might have watched to many dark movies

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    #7

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group When my daughter was about 4-5, she said "Before I was with a mommy that didn't take care of me, so god took me away from her and gave me to you and daddy." Mind you, we are not religious people and she was not adopted. That gave me the chills...

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    Luke Branwen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an oddly comforting thought tho. That children who were abused / neglected to death are reborn into loving families.

    Ace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how superstitions like this start out - the desire to believe that there's something better to come. Doesn't make it real though.

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    Abigail Strong
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    excuse me but the bassinet is ADORABLE

    Selina Zeng
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am imagining the parents face when the daughter said this :D

    Rigor Moreno
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying thank you in a creepiest way... :D Sweet kid.

    RavenTheCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    see you dont have to theoretically be religious to see a perspective. now im not saying this isnt creepy. but perhaps its her idea of reincarnation

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    #8

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group My daughter hasn't said anything creepy as of yet, although it's weird she keeps insisting her dad's cello is Darth Vader, but one time my 2-year-old nephew just looked at me over breakfast and goes "are you broken?" and I really just had to sit there and let that sink in. Like, yeah, little man, I am, but it's not something I'm prepared to discuss with a toddler over cheerios and peanut butter toast.

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    that weird wallflower
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But its not something im prepared to discuss with a toddler over cheerios and peanut butter toast." love it :)

    the shrimp whisperer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SAME bro let me jus put my shoes on and stare off into the distance on the porch

    Caitlyn Davis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too, have seen a cello with a resemblance to Darth Vader

    Jeffery Dahmer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Darth Vader comments might have basis. There's a YouTube video of Darth Vader playing the Cello.

    Via Hawk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend (17) and I (15) were camp counselors and this girl (5) turns to this other kid and goes "are you crying?" "No" she walks up to me "what are you cooking?" "Baked Mac and cheese and spicy turkey" "oh yuck. I really hate Mac. Are you crying?" "No why?" "Oh ok" and she zooms away. She runs up to my friend "hey Noah?" "Yeah?" "Are you crying?" "Only on the inside, hun" "don't cry inside, Noah. Your blood will turn into tears and you'll bleed salt"

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    #9

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group When I was young, like maybe two years old, my grandma was in the hospital, dying of cancer. Obviously i had no idea what was going on, but apparently one day when my mother and aunt were watching me, I suddenly looked at them and said "Only one Grandma" they kept trying to convince me otherwise, that no, i had two grandmas, but I kept repeating that line over and over Then the phone rang. It was my uncle calling to tell my mother that my grandma had passed a few minutes ago

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    SarDemMin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew the exact moment both my grandfathers passed away. Because of time difference, I was asleep both times and I sat upright as if forced by something. And noted the time both times. It was the exact time they passed. There was 15 years between their deaths

    Keller Worthen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm on number 11 and my atheism has officially left my body

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    #10

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group Woke one morning before my alarm went off to my three year old son standing next to my bed. He then says, “Go back to sleep and think about your life.”

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    Thegoodboi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👍 Sounds good bud.

    Family Osborne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay. *goes back to bed to think about life* *sobs*

    Selina Kyle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still doesn't explain why toddler is there...👀

    Via Hawk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened in an old cartoon I used to watch at my dad's house

    Gossameringue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be an alarm audio option.

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    #11

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group My mom likes to tell this story: Apparently when I was 5 or 6 I told her that aliens had stolen her real son, and replaced him with me, an exact copy. Someday, I would return to my home planet. But she shouldn't be sad, because her real son had a good life in our zoo.

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    Kat Friedrick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Because her real son had a good life in our zoo” Yikes! I’m torn between laughing and trying to blink!

    Via Hawk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time when I was 10, in a summer camp, there was this counselor that I called mr cannibal (his name was Bill and there's a fish called a billfish that eats other fish) my mom worked there at the time and I helped her out a lot when I wasn't actively camping there. I retrieved stuff from the basement sometimes. I used to tell silly stories about the basement and I joked that that was where Bill ate his lunch because he didn't want anyone to know that he actually ate the naughty kids. Then he appeared out of no where and said "then we send clones home to the parents. Thats why we get money. We program the clones to act up after a bit and the parents send them back here because we always send back more well behaved clones"

    Nurichwersonst
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From time to time I ask my teen "Who are you? What have you done to my child?" 😅

    Mulberry Juice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once accidentally ate a chilli and my friend asked me what I did to her bestie. My tongue hurt too much to reply

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    Selina Zeng
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    her real son had a good life in our zoo?!?!?!?!?

    meow point1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a story Calvin would write.

    Rigor Moreno
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your drunk Uncle made you say that, you just didn't remember. :D

    Carman Davis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children and animals can eye things we adults can't see. God made use this way.

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    #12

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group She started coming out with phrases that my grandfather use to use when I was a kid. Told me she talks to my grandfather and described him in detail including his favourite shirt. She never met him, nor had she ever seen photos of him before that point. Every single hair on the back of my neck stood up at that moment.

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    Paige Booke Reed
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my gosh, i almost started crying at this one, i don't know why

    Hammond Chiez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gramps is checking on you and making sure you're okay.

    Linda Colosimo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Known fact kids can see ghosts until around age 7 or 8. Their brains aren't yet wired to be unaccepting of the other side.

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    #13

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group Me: your shoes are in your room 3.5 yr old son: but I can not go in there Me: why not? Son: the ghosts Me: what ghosts? Son: the boy and girl Me: what are they doing in there? Son: saying *creepy voice* "come here" Me: okay... so, you know not to go to them, right? Son: yeah 😬

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    Katie the Koala
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for pointing that out I needed that laugh 😂

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    Illicit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better get them Winchester boys over.

    Mr. L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ok I have a good vacuum

    meow point1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the "play with us forever" girls.

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    #14

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group Went to check on my five year old daughter who was asleep. She rolled on her back, still asleep, and said, " I must not eat humans, humans aren't food". Before rolling back over

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    the shrimp whisperer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay what the f**K EXORCISE THAT CHILD IMMEDIATELY

    Agamemnon Padar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, didn't get the memo. So no NeighbourMcNuggets?

    100%LegitTurtle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not supposed to eat humans? Man, I've been doing it ALL wrong!

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    #15

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group As I was leaving for work, my daughter said "bye daddy, have a good day. I hope you don't get shot" and then went back to playing with her toys.

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    Thegoodboi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sad because it's true..

    Vic
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people talk, or the tv plays, we think the kids are not paying attention, but they always listen..

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    the shrimp whisperer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**T dude that's creepy. even more creepy cause it's not that implausible in the us

    Deppression
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I used to live in a neighborhood where you heard gun shots everynight

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps daddy is a policeman, it's often a risky job :(

    scag$y
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just another day in the good old US of A.

    meow point1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be because dads often die in kids' stories.

    the shrimp whisperer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG WHY THIS why is every disney story like "and both of their parents died horrible deaths". can we get a functional family now and then?

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    Cyber Returns
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Job check: Was he a cop or a teacher?

    CrazyCatLady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the Reddit post says the OP is in non-retail sales

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    Ron H.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she was school age, I hope he said it back.

    the shrimp whisperer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate this comment because you're absolutely right, managed to upvote through my tears

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    Amy Doyle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea I wouldn't be going to work that day

    Helen Davies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much TV? Also, how does this story end. Did he get shot?

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    #16

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group My 3 year old nephew was at my cottage. He's asked me numerous times about the "girl over there" while pointing at one of the back bedrooms. The place is small, and there is definitely nobody there so I just dismiss it as a really active imagination (he has lots of imaginary friends). Then some friends are visiting and they have a daughter around the same age. She has never met my nephew. Twice in the one day she asked about the "pretty girl" while pointing at the exact same room. Definitely caught me out and I didn't know what to think. Then at Christmas my family was over at my place and my nephew points at a picture of my wife and asks if she is coming to visit us here or does she just stay at the cottage. My wife died ten years ago. Personally I don't really believe in paranormal stuff so it's probably just my logical brain putting together a bunch of kids ramblings but it definitely got my attention.

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    Kat Friedrick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be very comforting to me. I’d love knowing that someone who has passed would still be around.

    Mulberry Juice
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you were the one that hurt them. Then you’d probably deserve what’s coming to you

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    scag$y
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That last sentence. You could slap this guy twice and he wouldn't believe in hands.

    LittleWombat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an expression I've never heard but plan to use - thanks, Scag$y!

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    everleigh wright
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is really sad but cute at the same time :D

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    #17

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group My oldest who was maybe 2.5 at the time told me she kept seeing an old man in our apartment. We didn’t think much of it because neither my wife and I believed in ghosts and our daughter had just started having an imagination. One day we were looking at photos of my Dad and she said “oh, that’s the old man.” He had passed away a few months earlier. That or one time I woke up to her staring at me next to the bed. I asked her what she was doing and she said “watching you sleep. Just to see.”

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    Zee
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously depressed that season 5 is taking forever

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    Cyber Returns
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, Grandads ghost was laughing his socks off telling her "Good girl! That will freak him out! Come one, let's see what other pranks we can play"

    100%LegitTurtle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just spectating. Nothin' to it. Go back to bed."

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    #18

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group I was on a bus recently and we were stopped outside a walk-in clinic. A little girl in the seat in front of me turned to her dad and said, "Death is the poor man's doctor." And that was that. Edit: never realised this was an Irish proverb. Context: I'm Irish.

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    Luke Branwen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irish proverb and USAmerican reality.

    Vic
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have to be poor for that to happen to you in the US..

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    Agfox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a bit like "Pneumonia is the old person's friend"

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My doctor told me I had arthritis (30's). I asked him how one could avoid getting it. His response? Die young.

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    #19

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group "Before I was born here, I had a sister, right? Her and my other Mom are so old now. They were ok when the car was on fire, but I sure wasn't!" He was maybe 5 or 6 years old? It was totally out of the blue..

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    #20

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group My son had an imaginary friend when he was about 3 of a little boy named Jodi who died from “drinking medicine water.” There’s a gravestone in our local cemetery from the 70s of a 4yr old boy named Jodi. It’s my opinion that my son had a ghost friend when he was younger.

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    the shrimp whisperer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "medicine water"? like what. booze? drugs? cough syrup overdose???

    Marvin HoG
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cough syrup sounds right. I still remember when it had actual alcohol in it and my little sister nearly OD'd once when she got into our supply when I was babysitting. I hadn't noticed til she started acting weird and called 911. (We had a big supply because I was sick as a kid a lot ) very few times in my life have I felt that awful and scared.

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    peace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i really like how you acknowledge the possibility and honor the friendship the two children had.

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    #21

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group When my daughter was around three, she had an imaginary friend named Mike. One day she said Mike had to go home and when asked where he lived, she said in the church under our apartment with other people. We lived on the first floor and there was nothing under our building.

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    Hammond Chiez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe there used to be a church and the apartments are built in the old foundation?

    Christopher Barnhouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So her imaginary friend lives in an imaginary home ? What are the odds ???

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    #22

    When my child was very feverish he started hallucinating. Sat up with an arched back , three in the morning , pointing to the dark hall "Look, everyone is here. Say hello to them. They are here for us!"

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    Leoninus Fate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be fair, when I was 13-14, a few months after being adopted, I had a bad fever, I thought crows were in the room to get my hampsters {I had a bad fear of birds because birds hated me. no idea why they just attack me on sight} so my mom found me on my bed holding a lap filled of 4 hampsters and me screaming "the crows want to eat them help!!" and me swinging my other arm.... the hampsters were scared but ok and mom "got rid of the crows" lol

    the engineer 🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the birds probably were protecting their nests, but ill try speaking to them

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    Octopus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I woke up at midnight one night around age 13 with a horrendously high fever, and hallucinated voices. it was creepy because i heard them right beside me but i couldn't make out what they were saying and i was too scared to move.

    Andie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a fever when I was about 12 or so. Could barely walk but went out to the fridge to get something to drink. Had to hold onto the walls to get there I was so sick. I reached for a cup and there was a bright light and people saying it would be ok. I then fell away from the light and was confused when I hit the floor because it hurt and things weren't supposed to hurt. My mom was right there and said I had kept calling to her from the kitchen and I was standing frozen reaching for a cup before I fell. No clue what happened, but the next day the fever was gone.

    Mr. L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She got into super smash Bros 6

    Jessiebean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess his brain short circuited when it got too hot!

    Cyber Returns
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then people started exploding

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    #23

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group “Mr. SkinnyLegs wants to find you.” Later realized Mr SkinnyLegs was the name of a spider on peppa pig and my son was just quoting the show, but out of context, holy s**t did it freak me out.

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    Manic Mama
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the episode they're not allowed to play on TV in Australia. Apparently, there are so many dangerous spiders here that they can't risk kids thinking spiders are harmless. Is it bad I think that's hilarious?

    Tyke
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find that hilarious too. I would also like to thank you for Bluey

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    Andrei Marentette
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr Skinnylegs sounds like slendermans nickname

    Lollipop Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    La Señora Pataslargas in Spanish lol

    Zee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That spider is creepy as hell-

    100%LegitTurtle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine you're peacefully sleeping and an tall, skinny-legged man just pops out of the doorway like, "Howdy"

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    #24

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group My son used to say when he was younger that he used to fly around at night. Jumping from lamppost to lamppost in the neighbourhood. That it was hard to get there because of the connection to his body through the belly button. I would have considered imagination if it weren’t that my dad told me he had the same type of dream when he was little as did I.

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    scag$y
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh! When I was a little kid, my dad used to tell me bedtime stories, which I later discovered he made up as he went along. My favourite was the Adventures of Horatio (TM). Horatio was some otherworldly creature who used to fly from lamp-post to lamp-post at night. I can't remember what else Horatio got up to but every story had him doing the lamp-post thing. What does this mean? Is Horatio real? Is my father an ethereal creature of the netherworld? Could Jack really have fit on that door and maintained bouyancy?

    Julie Snelling
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember flying around when I was young and so does my brother.

    Thomas Schwarting
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get dreams of flying now and then. Kind of miss 'em!!

    Alsoomse Catori
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Astro-projection. Gotta keep the land line to get back. Now a days we have wi-fi so no need for the umbilical cord ;)

    Hammond Chiez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unintentional astral projection. I did that as a kid and a teen when things got too scary at home.

    #25

    “Hey mom, want to hear my favorite song?” Me: let’s hear it “I turned 21 in prison doin’ life without parole, no one could steer me right but Mama tried, Mama tried...” Went on to sing the rest of the chorus in perfect pitch word for word. She was 5.

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    Abigail Strong
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    perfect pitch at 5?!?! Get this child a contract that is impressive!

    corgiobsessed00
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had perfect pitch since I was little, too. Didn't mean I wanted to be famous...

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    Odin Schmidt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it the Grateful Dead version?

    Thomas Schwarting
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope she doesn't realise what the song is about!!

    Patricia Murray
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you listen to this song? It would be more interesting if you never did

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    #26

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group My 3 year old daughter stood next to her new born brother and looked at him for awhile then turned and looked at me and said, "Daddy its a monster..we should bury it."

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    Leoninus Fate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every brother/sister when their brother/sister is born

    Shark Lady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister on meeting me for the first time asked my parents how long I was staying and if they could send me back. Apparently she had a tantrum when informed that I was staying.

    Passerby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that in the voice of Wednesday Addams.

    Milena B. G. Rosa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my siblings have three years difference between each other. My sister was born on January 26, and three years later, I was born on January 25. When my siblings came to meet me, it was my sister's birthday, and mom put a little bow on me and told my sister I was her birthday gift... She asked for the recipt, because she wanted a doll instead

    Sheila McCarthy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husbands sister, 2 years older told the parents she hated him when he was brought home. The tormented him until he got big enough to retaliate.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a similar reaction when my younger sister was born, December 22nd and she came home on Christmas day. I was 3 and told my parents there was something wrong with "Baby". I didn't like her at all & refused to have anything to do with her. 56 years later & I still don't.

    #27

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group When she was about 18 months old and I was changing her diaper, my little girl looked up at me and as clear as day said, “What the f**k are your you doing?”. That’s when we knew we were those parents who were pretty loose. Can confirm that 12 years later she still lets an f-bomb slip once or twice a month.

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    the shrimp whisperer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well she's 13 come on man once or twice a month is pretty good xD

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are only the ones she accidentally lets slip out around her parents. Bet you anything she’s raising that count up by a whole lot when she’s around her friends.

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    Andrei Marentette
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that an 18 month old knows the f word is scary

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter was about 18 months old, in the back in her carseat. Guy swerved and almost hit us, but I swerved and avoided a collision. Tiny voice from the backseat says "f*ckin' a$$hole". Really tried to watch my language after that.

    honeyk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love when tiny children say things like that... it's so cute. what the fu*k are you doing? (in a happy voice yelling across the house...) or oh s**t when dropping something or whatever... i love it

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Granddaughter was probably about 2 and dropped her sippy cup. A very loud, "Awwwww Sh*t" ensues. As luck would have it the entire family was over for dinner. Every single pair of eyes instantly turned to me.

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    Thomas Schwarting
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any kids, especially at that age SHOULDN'T be cursing like that. Where do you suppose she picked it up from?

    MonicaChicagoGal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine started with the F bomb around 2, 26 years later it's still his favorite word.

    sawadee krab
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    18 months!!! Babies don't use to speak at that age!!! Scared

    Nadine Debard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes they can speak at 18 months and they repeat everything

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    #28

    Middle of the night, she climbs out of her bed (we didn't know she can do that, was about two and half years old), so I am waking up to her standing by our bed, staring at me, just staring, then she says: "I'll miss you when you die." And goes back to sleep.

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    #29

    I have a daughter, and one day after her bath, she told me about this dream she had, where she was the monster terrorizing other kids. I found out later that she was being bullied, and this was right after Monsters INC came out, so it makes sense in hindsight. But I was shocked when she said how much she enjoyed hurting and scaring them.

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    #30

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group My 3-year-old had been talking a lot about her "other family". About how she has a brother (she doesn't) and how she misses her old house and her old mom and dad. So one day I'm humoring her and asking details about them, and then I ask, "So what happened to them? Why aren't you with them anymore?" She let out this huge sigh, looks down at the floor and said in this really defeated sounding voice, "They're dead." To be clear, she has no other family. Her older sister was adopted so we wonder if maybe that's what prompted the other family talk. The other theory we have is that all the Pixar movies they watch usually involve some family member dying or being dead. But she doesn't know anybody who has died. But she's got this story.

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    kitten levels tokyo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it possible you unknowingly gave birth to twins and one of them was whisked away at birth to live with another family and then at 2 years age age they were switched and now both are talking about their OTHER FAMILY?

    Linus G.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That has to be the reason...makes perfect sense. Thanks!

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    #31

    Don’t have a kid but one of my coworkers told me that a day or so after she moved into her new apartment her toddler told her that there is a ghost living in her closet and he’s really mean

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    Peggygirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    time to move..

    Debrina Blackmoon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be even scarier if she didn't already know the word "ghost" before!

    #32

    1. My oldest used to talk about their other mother. They were about two or three. They would talk about their other mother and the little house they had lived in that was far away, so we couldn’t go there. Kid was my birth kid and had been with me since birth so IDK. 2. After my children’s grandma died, I was driving in the car just me and my youngest who was about two. Too young to really know about death. Suddenly the kid says ‘bye Grandma’ and I’m just like , what.. 3. Different kid than 1 and 2. We lived in a kind of creepy house, not scary but just a weird situation and kind of a strange layout of house. We all felt something was going to happen. Anyway, this kid would hear voices at night when they’d put their head on the pillow. They started to spent most nights in my room, in fact, by the time we moved out - we didn’t stay there long - the whole family was camping out at night in one room.

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    #33

    4yo daughter said “I watch you when I sleep” I said “ you mean you watch me when I’m sleeping?” “No! I. Watch. You. When. I. Sleep!”

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    #34

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group Niece recently came up to my face and said, “I know your secrets.” It was creepy

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    #35

    Not a parent, but a daycare worker.. One of my 4 year olds told me, and I quote “your life is gonna end soon”

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    PiscesInTheWild
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you still alive?!?!? HOW LONG AGO WAS THIS

    Andrei Marentette
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if this author Is Kurt Cobain, he would be right

    kitten levels tokyo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the kid spoke in a thick Sicilian accent…

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    #36

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group My 3-year old son and I were standing in the living room. He pointed behind me and asked “Who’s that guy?” I turned around and followed his finger to the blank wall behind me. I turned back around and asked “what guy?”, looking at him with a sly eye because I was trying to figure out if he was being silly or not. But he asked with absolutely no fear or concern I knew he was sincere. I even faintly remember him having a smile on his face, almost like he was pleased with this man’s presence. “That guy.” He still pointed to the blank wall and there was still no one behind me. I think I responded with something like “oh silly, there’s no one there” and my son ended up just skipping out of the room with no more questions. To make this a bit creepier: the apartment we lived in at the time had had some very odd occurrences over the years. Our cat would go insane in this one room (me and my husband’s bedroom) and always try to climb furniture to get up into this one corner of a wall that he would scratch at and even meow at sometimes. Our cat also loved hanging out in this room. Many years earlier, there was a man who died in the apartment. I knew about this because my childhood home was actually adjacent to the house where I rented this apartment. My bedroom window looked out into his backyard. I had known that the old man had lived there, Henry, and it had been several days before someone noticed they hadn’t seen him in a while. Oddly, the man who noticed was the car mechanic who owned an auto shop next door to Henry. This mechanic later became my landlord because he bought Henry’s house. He also became my stepdad - another story. So after some occurrences, I asked my stepdad where in the apartment Henry had died. I always thought It had been in the bathroom but, in fact, he had died while in his recliner, watching TV, in his “den”. The room my husband and I slept in. The room where our cat went crazy nuts. Other weird things happened in that apartment that just gave me this…feeling. I was never scared or nervous, though. It was kind of like a “what the heck, Henry” type of feeling. If you ask me if I believe in ghosts, my likely answer would be “I don’t know that I believe in all of them, but I’m certain that some piece of Henry is in that house.” TL;DR - My young son pointed out a man who wasn’t there in an apartment we lived in, followed by an extended story about other odd events that took place there.

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    Sonja
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't believe in ghosts, but I believe in 'residue'. I think if technology develops a bit further, we will be able to read electromagnetic residue from the past. Echoes that linger from events and people living at places.

    Shark Lady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've also wondered about this, like a place that had a particular event happen has a scar of the people involved. I can't explain it any better unfortunately.

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    #37

    I was a nanny for a very long time. My two...favorites(?) are 1) while watching a 3/4 yo boy he said "I want to eat your face." Follwed by "Do you know why I want to eat your face? Because it's made of meat and I love meat." Que creepy a*s kid smile. 2) 5 yo boy had a hard time letting me leave for the day. When giving him a goodbye hug he held my face in his hands, got his face VERY close to mine and said "you can't leave! You have to stay here forever! Until you die."

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    Caitlyn Davis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I babysat my neighbors kid, he put a blanket over my head and said " Im gonna make you stop breathing." five year olds, man

    Mulberry Juice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small children scare me. I got told by one that my teeth would look really pretty in their dolls face

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    Abigail Strong
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    both of these sound like the INSANE 5 yo boy down the street from me

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    #38

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group My little one when he was about 2-3 said he had a friend named sharp teeth that ate bugs when he was little but when he grew up he ate light bulbs. All I could think of is drop dead Fred. He still occasionally brings him up.

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    #39

    The 30 Spookiest Things That People Have Ever Heard Children Say, As Shared In This Online Group My son was 2 and woke up from a nap in his room, while we where leaving the room he suddenly stops and turns around and waved to nothing while saying “bye!”

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    Dianellian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was waving to his bed. I know I look at mine longingly when I wake up.

    ️‍ saturn the furry (she/they)
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s with the unsolicited feet? You can’t be showing those for free anymore! Smh /s

    kitten levels tokyo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The photo chooser at BP may be slightly insane at this point. /s @itsajokedon’tdownvote

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    #40

    10 year old daughter looked me in the eye, after passing a marquee of Carrot top...and said...do you think Carrot top has red hair "down there"...Without missing a beat, I said yeah but GROSS...she agreed and that was that. I STILL can't get over that...lol

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    Leoninus Fate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone was just learning about the human body.....

    ιξε τραωαντι
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A marquee of carrot top?????? Huh? Asking for a friend...

    Julie Schulz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were likely walking by a theater that had a marquee (where they post the upcoming shows) and it was for the comedian Carrot Top.

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    Going to bed one night, they told me an owl was watching from the window. Like uhhhhhh hell naw. I watched encouners of the 4th kind. I know those ain't owls. NOT looking out the window lmao

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    Penny Lost
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The owls are not what they seem.

    Jesse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just as I read your comment, I got a notification from Duolingo. Made me shiver a little ngl

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