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A little over a year ago I published a series of satirical illustrations on Bored Panda. The series, titled #ThingsThatiHear, depicts our modern life, the struggles of adulting, and the hell that is online dating.

The great reactions I got here were very inspiring, and now I collected all of them plus many new cartoon drawings into one big book which is now available on Kickstarter.

I am happy to share some new ones with you!

More info: kickstarter.com | Instagram

#1

I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

"My friends keep telling me I'm always busy which makes me realize I lie a lot."

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Hans
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We are probably all guilty of that.

Pan Narrans
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Laying on the couch with a pet on your lap counts as being busy!

Stille20
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes people tell me that and I'm like, "Wait! When did you actually invite me out?"

FatBaby
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most introverts, including me.

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I always collect creative ideas for new illustrations and document them on my phone. There I have a long list of notes where I write interesting quotes or overheard conversations down. When I think about inspiration, there was a moment earlier when I got really obsessed with finding good material. Everything I heard had the potential to become a colorful drawing, but I quickly realized that I couldn't really force this and it just had to come to me naturally. The one thing important to me was to take the time to leave the studio, walk around the city, hang out with friends, and live my life. It was necessary to be around people.

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    #2

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "Once I get to know them, I hate most people."

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    Hans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people are jerks. Get a dog or a cat! They are also jerks, but they still like you.

    meow point1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *tries to ignore the fact that you just called my two best friends names*

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    LOttawa
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't every one feel like this?!?

    Scott Lloyd
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont need to know them I hate most people anyways

    Lavinator
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like most people once I get to know them. I identify with their struggles and find the commonality between us.

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    #3

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "How was your date?" "There should be a yelp for people."

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    Hans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask the Chinese, they are just implementing that. (Whoever finds severe sarcasm is free to keep it.)

    Niffler_13
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they already implemented the social ratings??

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    Stille20
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, there is a pot for every lid, but I wish someone had saved me the trouble of a few creepers I dated.

    Kjorn
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    6 years ago

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    again… question yourself… maybe you are the problem.

    There are always phrases and funny conversations that I note down but decide not to make illustrations of. Why? Well. I hear a lot of funny things and every once in a while I'll organize and look at them as a whole. Some are just too random, or too anecdotal. After doing this for a while I found some themes that I feel are relatable and universal enough (dating, adulting, social media, etc...) I try to pick the quotes that are not simply weird or funny, but also say something about our culture and way of living.

    #4

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "I'm wearing neon underwear today and I feel like a superhero."

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    Char Char
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self: buy neon underwear.

    SirPatTheCat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God though do NOT wear it with black leggings - just a tip from someone experienced in superhero-ing.

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    KarmaQueen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If all it takes is to wear neon, i'm in.

    Colin Leetham
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tiger stripes work well too. Passing it on for a friend.

    Aileen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The facial expression of the guy in the back! Lol!

    HANS
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the new thong now!

    Wonder Woman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like a superhero too! Oh wait, I am one...

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now i know that superman wear a green fluo underware. good to know. now i can sleep in peace

    YZ
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is accurate as heck.

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    #5

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "I haven't been dating much lately, but I've been very botanically active."

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this is not a circumlocution for a weird fetish.

    HANS
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He seems kind of seedy!

    Smerv
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love this illustration

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so… you use a lot of cucumber i guess?

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Botanically active could mean "Botanically active.." which stands for cannabis smoker....

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE IT! THIS IS GOING ON MY WALL!

    Mer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ......Neville Longbottom, is that you?

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    Even though I have never been caught for eavesdropping on a conversation, there were a few times when someone noticed that I was sketching them in a cafe or on the train. That is always an uncomfortable moment. Even so, I like getting quotes from "strangers in the wild", but inevitably, things will come up in conversations with friends, and those things are usually just too good. My friends all know this is something I do, and sometimes after saying something funny, they will immediately follow with "oh, here's a new drawing idea for you".

    #6

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "Where's Deb?!" "She's at home... Sober with her cat."

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    Carol Emory
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emphasis on Sober! Maybe she's tired of dealing with intoxicated people....

    Deborah Clarke
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa. My name is Deborah, love cats, hate clubs, and rarely drink.

    Shane Gaston
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is me when i'm cuddle deprived

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    #7

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "Ughhh... Do we have to go out and be all social?"

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    Hans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recommend a cat, a dog, or both.

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. Social is hard.

    Jo Bebe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just curious how did he "over hear" this conversation??

    PandaLover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how I feel all the time!

    Niles
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nope! haven't been out in years! i'm doing great!! *eye twitch*

    Galeanthropy2017
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ice cream tub ! We've all been there. :(

    FortnitePlayerGirl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Stay home. There are cats that like you more than some people out there...

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    One of the funniest phrases was the one that I have heard from my friend who is really into plants. The phrase was: "I haven't been dating much lately but I've been botanically active". I thought it was so on point and made me laugh out loud.


    #8

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "Growing up is really anticlimactic."

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    Nadine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often wonder why I was in such a hurry to be a grown-up!

    Eevee Loves π™
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am da one da one da one that popped up in my head.π™

    Michał Jastrzębski
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only if you are willing to MAKE it anticlimactic.

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    #9

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "I need a do not disturb sign for my life."

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    Madzdad the bard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called "turning off the phone and laptop". I do it every day for a few hours and at least one full weekend per month.

    Tiari
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mute-button exists for a reason , just use it... It‘s not that hard.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's the off button.....

    Samhhain Cat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called "close the laptop and shut off your phone." Christ almighty.

    Rose
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not disturb button on iphone ;)

    Vinniegret
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just close the laptop, turn off the phone and, voila! You will not be disturbed.

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    An illustration usually takes between a few hours for a simple one to a few days for more complex and detailed scenes. Since I do this after work in my free time, it's rare I can complete one in one sitting. I've been drawing since I can remember myself, from a very young age. I always knew it's something I wanted to pursue as a career. I've been working professionally in the animation industry for about 10 years now.

    #10

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "I've met a lot of slimy frogs in this town but still haven't found my prince charming."

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    SpazzyCoolKid13
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else notice that it says 'TINDERLAND' instead of the famous Hollywood sign? Also there is a billboard that is beginning to say #single. Lmfaooooo 😂

    Christophe Ferreira
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean the big white writing in the back that's hard to miss? No, I hadn't noticed.

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    FatBaby
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...what the f**k is the frog in the sewer doing

    FortnitePlayerGirl
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The frog in the sewer and the dragon and the helicopter Lol

    Ralph Magbanua
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I stay single, it´s not just that some girls are rude, but I am irresponsible lol.

    Kururi.Orihara
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The helocopter chasing the dragon...

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame the apostrophe's in the wrong place.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're probably the frog of many too

    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a dragon!

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    #11

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "Her son's kindergarten costs $25K a year. That's a lot of shoes!!!"

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    Bunnies are better!!
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I love the expression on the woman with the stroller

    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your currency is shoes, you might tell your therapist about your problems with balancing income and spendings.

    Christer Berdén
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $25k?!? I am so glad to live in a part of the world where it is paid by taxes, I pay about $1K a year for two kids! (Sweden)

    FatBaby
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA the new mom on the right is just like "F**k, he should've used a condom"

    TheNerdyOne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That women with the stroller must be really regretting buying that drink after she heard that

    thee1nonlykRiS
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    estimated cost of raising a child from birth through age 17 is $233,610, or as much as almost $14,000 annually. That's the average for a middle-income couple with two children. It's a bit more expensive in urban parts of the country, & less so in rural areas. Do the math people

    Sophie Than
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why the moms in the picture are all wearing sandals :))

    Amaranthim Talon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, basically the kid is getting university tuition for Kinder? Priority check time people

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    I remember hearing the most bizarre thing while waiting in the Apple store. A woman with really heavy makeup was looking at the iPhone and with all the seriousness she asked the sales person if the phone's face recognition will recognize her when she's not wearing her make up. It was too much, even for LA.

    #12

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "We realized he's not a picky eater he just doesn't like your food."

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    Stephanie Hewitt
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex mil thought I was a really picky eater. I used to stop at McDonald's before going to her house for dinner because her cooking was so awful.

    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eek, that's a great way to start a fight

    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How family celebrations get funny!

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    #13

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "Lately I've been going to bed at 9:30 SO lame, I know but I LOOOVE IT."

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    PandaLover
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never go to bed at 9:30 even if I could. And then the next day I crawl out of bed thinking: Man, I shoulda slept at 9:30 last night...

    M. Mole
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to drive to DC some mornings which is only about 60 miles... but with traffic I leave the house no later than 5am to be there by 7ish. Thus, I AM in bed around 9pm! (and I actually love it too).

    KarmaQueen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this picture have a vape pen, instead of a cigarette?

    Miklós Nagy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back than I tought those who sleep at home on saturday nights has no life. Now I konow they are the ones who actually have.

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's currently 2:30am where I am. I should have been asleep hours ago, but I'm just not tired enough. I'd like to do a 9-5 though. That's sleeping from 9:00am to 5:00am, for clarification. Sleep rules.

    Bianca Roxas
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because fabulousness increases with enough sleep.

    Left Twix
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's 9:30 as of reading this

    Meri Kassner-Gomez
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I go to bed at 9 every night. Getting up at 4am for work is rough!

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    #14

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "You'd think that living 2000 miles away from home would prevent me from going to my parents house to do laundry."

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    KarmaQueen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for someone to teach him how to do laundry. My daughter and son have learned at the age of 9

    Sofia Murat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the person who said that in real life was just kidding.

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    jsjwalker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would probably be cheaper to pay the laundromat to do it for you than to pay for extra luggage fees, just saying.

    John Kamau
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only allow my wife to do my laundry... If she is not in a position, I'll do them myself... They are precious to me and I have to take care of them like I do my body.

    Heather Grover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would think...My sister's big pink suitcase comes to mind. It travelled all the way across the Atlantic from her college to where my dad lived in Norway.

    A.H.W 768
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm twelve and I do the girls clothes 2 days a week.

    Linouchka 99
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dare my kid to try come back and have ME do HIS laundry, ROFL ! :-D

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    #15

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "My New Year's resolution was to block at least one person per day and I'm killing it."

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    HANS
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should be playing football!

    Bianca Roxas
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised it's just one person per day.

    Jasmine Walker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, that one, I don't get? Prolly right under my nose.

    Bobbi Newell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think Facebook "friends" who only only want to, for example, recruit you for their MLM. Or are just annoying in general.

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    #16

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "Man... This would be an awesome pic for my Tinder, but I just started seeing someone."

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    KCN
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about a cool pic to send to your sweetie?

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you regret being in love… sad

    Stille20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, when you date on line for a long time you get use to trying to market yourself.

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    Violet Learn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i went to that exhibit and its really crazy to be in

    Slune
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guys are visiting a exposition of Yayoi Kusama a eclectic, interesting Japanese artist who also created designs for Louis Vuitton bags a few years ago

    HANS
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reflections on a relationship.

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    #17

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "I hate it that I care so much, cause I shouldn't."

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    Smerv
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me about current kardashian drama

    Anna Bertane
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there... Actually always I'm there...

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not me. I live with my apathy. My parents say I need a girlfriend, but what do I care?

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    #18

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "I've always wanted a Christmas tree but my mom is not on board with me being religiously fluid."

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    Sgraham
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the phrase “ religiously fluid.”

    Nicky OldfieldDesciple
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the woman drawn to look like a humanised pig? And why the Hanukkah sweater and a Christmas tree. " different religions there.

    NZCas
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different religions, yes Nicky that’ll be why his Mum didn’t let him have a Christmas tree 🤦🏻‍♀️

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    #19

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "Man... All my Facebook memories are really traumatic."

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    Candice S
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a pipe in the other guys hand?

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Facebook is the best contact saver I found. People often change everything, but never Facebook. It's great to have it and add people you meet or companies you want to have their "business card" and you don't need to be active at all. Have B . P to keep me active instead. 😅 And make sure to have a different name (my is my single name), to avoid stalkers or the annoying person you don't want sending you requests.

    Kori K. Warriner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. I don't miss social media at all. Last straw was a reminder of how, 8 years earlier, I had just found out about my ex's other girlfriend.

    PandaLover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's probably why you made it into a memory in the first place

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    #20

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "Sooo...? He seeemed... Faaairlyyy normal? He's really into origami."

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be another code word for a weird fetish I do not want to know about.

    Miklós Nagy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has a hobby, he must be a crazy person!!!!

    Astrid Nineor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So does the origami make him normal or is it the cause of the 'faaairly'? Ps: wish i had the skills and patience for origami

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    #21

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "But will it recognize me without my makeup?"

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a serious problem in facial recognition. Remember the brides from the posting the other day? They would surely not pass automated imigration doors.

    Well Hello There
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, they look completely different without makeup.

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    Jean van der Merwe
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always hated my passport and travel visa photographs, until somebody said that actually that is exactly how I look when I’ve been in transit for 40 hours and crossed three time zones. Point taken.

    Canned Pam
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, my iPhone doesn't recognize me when I have my hair down.

    KarmaQueen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the problem if my hair is up, my phone will not unlock. The struggle is real.

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the same way about fingerprint recognition - what if i cut myself and have to wear a dressing?

    Kjorn
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    6 years ago

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    use less makeup

    #22

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "My mom's fortune teller told her my boyfriend is not the one." "My mom's been saying that about every boyfriend I had since I was 18."

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    TheNerdyOne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boba sounds so good right now 🤤

    PandaLover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her mom has a fortune teller? Like she owns the fortune teller?

    #23

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "He's nothing without his Instagram."

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    #24

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "I'm so happy we finally got some one on one time."

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    Adrienne Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually really upsets me for that person. Please just be present.

    The Dutches
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For f*** sake, put the phone away and be with the person in front of you. The others really can wait.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. Can someone please explain. Thank you.

    Sue Prewitt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, my friend, EVERY time I see her.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    her non-stop fixation with "live reporting" caused me to unfriend a friend - in real life

    KarmaQueen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is when she still can't seem to put her phone away and keeps texting under the table.

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    diarykeeper
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relatable Dang "Social" Networks (Staring at you sh***y "Share on Fakebook" hovering over by Softkeyboard)

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    #25

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "Oh, I only drink coconut milk eggnog."

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From free-roaming non-chickens!

    Jean van der Merwe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a wicked sense of humour Hans and a witty turn of phrase. Sometimes my husband and I like your comments more than the original post.

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    CurlyFries
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    leave my lactose sisters alone

    Madzdad the bard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All those poor coconuts, molested and murdered for their milk...

    Lauren Niewold
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's great for those of us with a lactose intolerance!

    Lisa Chambers
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol that is called Coquito and it is absolutely amazing. Thank you Puerto Rico!

    KarmaQueen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me know when you find that.

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    #26

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "Emergency! Delete the post about Branden."

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    PandaLover
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah... one of THOSE awkward moments

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    #27

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "Seeing him I'm thinking - OMG... I should go home and shave my mustache."

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same mustache no, but same ripped jeans that actually costs 2.500 euros, is a totally yes. 🤔

    #28

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "YEAH?!..." "Trust me hun I've seen your underwear."

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    Lavinator
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eating disorders aplenty!

    Kenya Rai
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Words cannot describe how much I love this one.

    Noura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's really cliché.

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    #29

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "We both swiped right. It was love @ first sight."

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    Candice S
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat or the people? The cat swiped right on the people and they fell instantly in love and the cat adopted the people.

    KarmaQueen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that hey had to put her underwear hanging out of her yoga pants. Seriously, is this necessary.

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice whale tail going on there

    Kenya Rai
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The coloring on this is gorgeous.

    Paoro Borla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so many catfisher online though... im 28, hopeless to get a partner for life :'( im tired of using dating apps for 6 years laready *sigh*

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    #30

    I Can't Stop Drawing The Funny Things I Overhear People Say

    "I had cold nachos for dinner last night." "I saw. You're disgusting."

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    KarmaQueen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put down the phones and talk to each other. My niece posts tons of pictures of her baby on FB, then apologizes because she hasn't sent many because she was "living in the moment" HAHA

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've got some ridiculous talent.

    Hans Brandt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a bunch of superficial, shallow, spoiled, 1st world problem having whiners!

    FortnitePlayerGirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    When was the last time that blonde shaved?!