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I Often Overhear People Say Funny Things, So I Started Illustrating Them (30 New Pics)
A little over a year ago I published a series of satirical illustrations on Bored Panda. The series, titled #ThingsThatiHear, depicts our modern life, the struggles of adulting, and the hell that is online dating.
The great reactions I got here were very inspiring, and now I collected all of them plus many new cartoon drawings into one big book which is now available on Kickstarter.
I am happy to share some new ones with you!
More info: kickstarter.com | Instagram
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#1
"My friends keep telling me I'm always busy which makes me realize I lie a lot."
Final score:
250points
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#3
"How was your date?" "There should be a yelp for people."
Final score:
189points
#4
"I'm wearing neon underwear today and I feel like a superhero."
Final score:
184points
#5
"I haven't been dating much lately, but I've been very botanically active."
Final score:
160points
#6
"Where's Deb?!" "She's at home... Sober with her cat."
Final score:
147points
#7
"Ughhh... Do we have to go out and be all social?"
Final score:
145points
#8
"Growing up is really anticlimactic."
Final score:
141points
#9
"I need a do not disturb sign for my life."
Final score:
130points
#10
"I've met a lot of slimy frogs in this town but still haven't found my prince charming."
Final score:
127points
#11
"Her son's kindergarten costs $25K a year. That's a lot of shoes!!!"
Final score:
121points
#12
"We realized he's not a picky eater he just doesn't like your food."
Final score:
117points
#13
"Lately I've been going to bed at 9:30 SO lame, I know but I LOOOVE IT."
Final score:
112points
PandaLover 7 years ago
I never go to bed at 9:30 even if I could. And then the next day I crawl out of bed thinking: Man, I shoulda slept at 9:30 last night...
#14
"You'd think that living 2000 miles away from home would prevent me from going to my parents house to do laundry."
Final score:
110points
KarmaQueen 7 years ago
Time for someone to teach him how to do laundry. My daughter and son have learned at the age of 9
#15
"My New Year's resolution was to block at least one person per day and I'm killing it."
Final score:
110points
#16
"Man... This would be an awesome pic for my Tinder, but I just started seeing someone."
Final score:
100points
#17
"I hate it that I care so much, cause I shouldn't."
Final score:
89points
#18
"I've always wanted a Christmas tree but my mom is not on board with me being religiously fluid."
Final score:
85points
#19
"Man... All my Facebook memories are really traumatic."
Final score:
82points
#20
"Sooo...? He seeemed... Faaairlyyy normal? He's really into origami."
Final score:
80points
#22
"My mom's fortune teller told her my boyfriend is not the one." "My mom's been saying that about every boyfriend I had since I was 18."
Final score:
75points
#24
"I'm so happy we finally got some one on one time."
Final score:
70points
#25
"Oh, I only drink coconut milk eggnog."
Final score:
63points
#26
"Emergency! Delete the post about Branden."
Final score:
63points
#27
"Seeing him I'm thinking - OMG... I should go home and shave my mustache."
Final score:
57points
#28
"YEAH?!..." "Trust me hun I've seen your underwear."
Final score:
52points
#30
"I had cold nachos for dinner last night." "I saw. You're disgusting."
Final score:
45points
KarmaQueen 7 years ago
Put down the phones and talk to each other. My niece posts tons of pictures of her baby on FB, then apologizes because she hasn't sent many because she was "living in the moment" HAHA
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