“This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality”: 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World
As we experience our surroundings, we come to have questions about them and usually go above and beyond to seek answers. After all, learning about our world and understanding how it works propels humanity forward. At the same time, there are people who decide to put on rose-tinted glasses and create their own tiny naive bubbles to glide through life without a care in the world.
But even if ignorance may be bliss, it won’t get them very far at the end of the day. So jonallenmaking decided to ask Reddit users to open up about the moments somebody said something so ridiculous that it made them think, “This person is out of touch with reality.” Over 18.6K comments later, we get to be reminded there are plenty of folks out there leading very different lives from most of us.
From hilariously delusional to painfully upsetting, these stories serve as proof that no amount of logic will make these people realize what’s right in front of them. Bored Panda has collected some of the most perplexing answers from the thread, so keep scrolling and upvote as you go. And if you have any similar encounters to share, be sure to tell us about them in the comments!
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A guy at a party was talking about how great technology was. I agreed. He then proceeded to talk about how there are people made of computer chips walking among us and we don't know who they are. I took the opportunity to say, "I know. You could be one of them." And walked away. I stared at him from across the room off and on the rest of the night. Good times.
An American tourist I met (I live in South America), when I asked her how it felt to be so far from home, told me that she really isn't that far because these "so-called foreign countries" are actually located within the United States and they just fly the plane in circles for hours and hours to convince you that you're in another country.
A friend's uncle, who is a spiritual healer of some sort, claimed one day he would be known as the first man to cure cancer with "spiritual healing techniques" whatever that mean.
The woman he "treated" stopped her treatments because she was "cured" and died inside six months. Apparently no one saw fit to bring that guy to justice.
His explanation was : "She died from a different cancer that was at the same place with the same symptoms at the same time and the first cancer was hiding the second one so he couldn't treat her properly because, you know, I couldn't feel the second one...."
I wish he would go to prison.
Overheard from a girl at college freshman orientation in 2008:
"I'm definitely worried! The economy is SO bad my parents had to sell our vacation home! Well you know the second one we don't visit as often...."
Yeeeeeeaaahhh.... don't mind me with my flat of ramen...
I watched my grandmother shove a load of books off of a shelf at the bookstore the other day because she wanted one that wouldn't come out. When she walked away and left a pile of them on the ground, she looked at me and said "It's okay, it's their job to pick that stuff up." Speaking from a retail experience, no it's not. You're just adding extra work.
I am a waitress and someone wrote “get a real job” on the line for my tip. It was a $150 tab with an incredibly demanding table. I work another job and I go to school full time, but whatever floats your boat.
"If you're depressed, just cheer up!"
Woah, if you're drowning, just drink the water! Duh!
I was struggling to pay bills and a friend was like, "Don't worry, your mom and dad care about you, they'll pay them for you". I told her I wanted to be a self-sufficient adult and my parents didn't have the money to cover my bills anyway. Her mind was blown.
A family friends son has autism.
I overheard my grandfather say, “when’s the kid gonna snap out of it and get a job?”
Eff that S****. with a broomstick in a cornfield under the full July moon...
My grandmother tried to get me to participate in a self-exorcism. She said I was posessed by "socialist demons".... because I visited Canada.
Well, we do have Universal Health Care and a lot of other social programs so... Not sure about the demons tho.
Someone seriously asked me“Wow, howd you get your baby so tan?” My Native American wife holding the baby. I always avoid this person when i can...how can you be so dumb.
ikr the answer is sooo obvious, doesn't everybody use johnson and johnsons baby tan?
I work as a psychologist at a school. One student had missed nearly 30 days of school in one term (55 days), so I was asked to investigate. The mother straight faced told me that she didn't want to drive the 2 minutes from their house because they had to cross a train track, and she thought having to wait for a train to pass was simply unacceptable. I thought she was joking. She was not.
My assh*le of an uncle once told my grandmother that it was her fault my grandfather got Alzheimers because she didn't take care of him well enough.
My dad retired last November. After being out of work for a few months he decided he needed a simple job to keep him busy. He applied at Total Wine as a cashier and asked for $20 an hour because that’s what he thought minimum wage was up to.
My mum. She once told my husband - a guy that's been working to help support his struggling parents since he was 13 - that we should just have kids and God will provide for us. Her rationale was that she had seven kids and never once struggled.
Thanks mum, we can't all just quit college to marry a multi millionaire a decade older than we are.
I grew up in a rich town not being rich. I will never forget this one girl saw me with my iPhone 3G in highschool (and I was super lucky to have it), and the iPhone 4 had come out the weekend before. She then asked me 100% seriously "Why don't you have the new iPhone?". She didn't really understand not everyone could afford the new iPhone every time one came out...
A colleague and I both had our laptops out at work. He had some movies on his that he was offering to share onto mine for later viewing. I suggested an ad-hoc wifi network as a means of quickly and painlessly transferring the files.
"Oh no I don't believe in Wi-fi".
Sorry what?
"You know, if a baby is born underwater, it can live it's whole life underwater!"
I laughed a bit because it's a fairly well known dark joke, but then told her not to joke about that stuff because our coworker was pregananant. She was confused when I told her not to joke.
"It's not a joke, it's a fact!"
After some debate, I learned she genuinely believes if a baby is born underwater, it will grow gills and learn how to breathe underwater.
Same lady, 6mo later.
"Yeah, I'm saving up right now to buy a car. I have my eyes on this great 2007 Holden"
Her: "Why don't you just buy a new one?"
Me: "I don't have a lot of money, I wouldn't be able to afford a new car. I'm stretching the limit with this one as it is."
Her: "Ugh, it's not even that hard to afford things. Just budget!"
We were on the same salary, but she sold drugs on the side, her grandpa paid her $200/month phone bill, and her mom gave her a $250 a week allowance.
She was also GIVEN her car, by her parents, and was constantly complaining about how old it was and she wanted them to buy her a new one.
My grandmother (who doesn't live with us) told my out of work brother that he needs to "stop doing work around the house" because I, being female, should be the one doing it all. Never mind I'm the only one with any sort of income, lemme do all the housework too, k thx. We had a good laugh at that one.
A girl from my town thought the average income in America was 500k and that she was lower middle class.
“All it took was a small loan of a million dollars.”
“Why can’t poor people just get better jobs?”
“Everybody who get shot by police must have been a criminal.”
“Just go in there with your resume and don’t leave until you have a job!”
Disclaimer - these were said by different people.
The Guatemalan lady who lives near me who said she supports Trump and thinks that because she voted for him he won't have her illegal relatives deported.
My rich friend complaining that "the cleaner broke her back so I had to do the hoovering myself and feed the dogs! ". It was actually comical to listen to his hysterics, no regard whatsoever for the poor cleaner's well being!
"Having" dogs and not care about them yourself is a red flag in a person.
Used to have a friend who was really into crystals. She dropped 300 dollars on a thumb-sized piece of rose-quartz because it "is totally aligned with [her] body's natural frequency". I didn't even try to tell her she had been scammed.
I have a few health conditions that my parents and grandmother never allowed me to disclose to my family or friends because "it would be difficult to get me married".
Worked with a guy that was a major conspiracy theorist.
He said Zip codes are used in the case that the government wants to drop bombs on US soil.
Yeah. Because they wouldn't ever use coordinates, right Matt?
My sister’s mother-in-law told her that my niece can’t naturally be left handed and that if she is that it is part of my sisters job as a parent to teach her the “correct” way.
I wonder how many lefties, were screwed up over the years, by people that had / have a similar mind set?
So many lefties were forced to use their right hand because that was the dominant way that schools taught back in the day. Schools fortunately are much more enlightened these days.
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My brother is a leftie. In my culture, giving something to someone with the left hand is seen as a sign of disrespect, so whenever he visited my grandma, she would slap his left hand, if he did anything with it. In school, when he was about 4, still learning how to write, his teachers would continually make him write with his right hand, sometimes telling him to copy his sister (twin and rightie). It got to a point that he started refusing to go to school. When my mum learnt what the teachers were doing, she went to the school and caused a scene. They never forced him to write with his right hand again. But my grandma refused to change. A*****e!
My Dad was a child in the 1930's. He was left handed and literally had it beaten out of him with a ruler. His right handed writing was illegible his whole life because he was fighting the freaking natural order of his body.
I was born lefty and my Greek-village-superstitious mother switched me to righty. My handwriting is abysmal (can't write cursive. I'm an old). There are some things that I'm more comfortable doing lefty including certain sports (but not others).
I‘m a leftie and I like to draw and write. I got quiet good at it over the years. It sometimes still happens that an elderly person is completely amazed that I‘m doing it with my left hand, as if it was some sort of Handicap or disorder.
My baby brother was Left handed, Dad took his teacher to task when she told him NOT to use the Devils hand. He was 6.
Yep, my friend was a natural leftie that went to Catholic school. Those nuns broke more than one wooden ruler on her little hands to make her write "correctly". Now she writes with her right hand...scars and all.
The various destructive syndromes that result from forcing children to use their non-dominant hand are very well documented at this point. In sum, it causes brain damage.
My ex hubs was left handed so i knew this might get passed down to kiddos so, when they were old enough to feed themselves I would place the spoon top middle of high chair tray and let them chose what hand to use. My daughter chose right hand, my son left. My dad freaked out and told me I needed to "train" my son to use the "correct" hand. Told him to mind his own business and ignored him. Son is a proud lefty to this day.
More than half a century ago my dad "told" my teacher to stop that nonsense, I used my left hand after that and my dad was banned from ever visiting the school again, hahahaha!
My grandfather went to a religious school taught by nuns, he was smacked with a heavy switch when he used his left hand for writing, eating or receiving items or blessings and such. He became somewhat ambidextrous, but his left hand never fully developed its natural abilities in writing and dexterity it kinda messed him up. I am also left handed, I would run my hand through my writing as a kid, one of our teachers aids was Asian ( I can’t remember which country) but taught me to write by turning my page sideways and writing straight down as not to run my hand through my work. I’ve done it ever since, and everyone who sees it thinks it’s odd.
As a lefty, I HATE THIS S**T!!!!! I actually sued my school for trying to do that s**t to me. I won.
My dad wasn’t home much when I was a kid but I’ll never forget the day he realised I could write with my left hand. He was so angry he hit my knuckles with a ruler and told me to never do that again. So, every time he was home I used my right hand to write.
Dunno how true it was but my mother told me that when I started off writing in preschool, I used my left hand but they had encouraged me to write with my right hand. My mother was left handed so I could believe it. May also explain why my handwriting has always been so terrible
This happened ALL the time back in the day, back to the Roman (I think) word for right being 'Dexter' and the word for left being 'sinister'. Edit: a word
My daughter was completely left handed until she was about 5 years old. In pre-school, she noticed that everyone else (including the teacher) used their right hands, so she started using her right hand too. When I asked her about it, she said, “Mrs. Peggy shows us how to write things and she uses this hand [indicating her right hand] so I have to use it too.” When I tried talking to Mrs. Peggy about it, asking if she could just remind my daughter that it’s okay to use her left hand, she said, “We don’t force handedness, we let them choose.” So my daughter basically felt shamed into using her right hand. She’s an older teen now, a lefty with everything, except writing (and she has absolutely terrible hand-writing).
Oddly, my dad hurt his right hand while he was learning to write, teachers insisted he used his left. Even though his right hand got better he is still a lefty. He went to school in the 50's
I used to get a rise out of my mother by saying, "That's why I'm so screwed up! I was born a leftie and I was forced to use my right hand!" And she, who grew up in the days when they really did that, would immediately take the bait and say," No, no!" I told her before she died that I knew better but I was just teasing.
My parents were sorry they had my brother use his right hand instead off letting him be natural.
My grandmother was born left handed but it wasn't allowed in her school so she was forced to learn to write with her right hand. A bunch of time wasted on teaching children to "write the correct way".
They put me with a special teacher Miss Murphy in Elementary school, just in order to try to "correct" the way my words slant whenever I write. This is definitely a Right Handers world and i've had to become accustomed to it, not the other way around. I am now a 53 y/o female.
I had a classmate in high school who was forced to write right-handed so she maliciously complied and wrote backwards (mirror writing). I thought that was so cool, I taught myself how to do it. I get a kick out of it!
Mirror writing is easier for lefties, which makes sense.
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My cousin was forced by her school to write with her right hand. She is now ambidextrous.
At one time, left handedness was considered a sign of mental illness.
My dad was a lefty and was taught to eat right handed 'so as not to disrupt the flow at a table'. He did everything else left handed.
The first time I saw pictures of my great-grandmother as a child, she had a ribbon tied around her midsection that pinned her left arm to her body. My mom had to explain to me that in those days, it was taboo to be left-handed. People would actually tie down their kids' arms, so awful!
It's been pretty consistent throughout history, roughly 9% of the population has been left-handed
I remember, back in 1990s, there was article about parents, who tried to "correct" their son's left-handedness (they apparently tied piece of cloth around his hand, so he can't write with left hand) and poor kid really started write with right hand, but wrote everything upside-down.
My aunt told my cousin this and retaught her to make her right handed. She was concerned she would wind her toys the wrong way
My mum had her left hand tied behind her back. She remained left handed.
I was shocked to realize that my "converted" leftie dad always used rightie scissors -- with his left hand! I got him some leftie scissors as soon as I could. Apparently he didn't realize such a thing existed.
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This makes my blood boil!!! I remember as a child in primary school having my left hand tied behind my back so that I would learn to use my right hand.... And there was an incident with a woman who is no longer a friend of mine, who told her son not to use the "wrong" hand when he reached out for something with his left hand...
I wonder if that is what happened to me... I was lefty and forced to be righty as a kid. Interesting.
Load More Replies... My late cousin, Stephen, was beaten if he used his left hand. This led to him having a kind of phobia about using it, so he only wrote with his right hand. He had the handwriting of a hospital Dr, bless him.
I have a cousin that was left handed. Was, because every time his grandparents (who were dysfunctional pieces of trash themselves) saw him using his left hand they fussed at him. He's 7. You don't do that to a child.
“I get a lot of info from dr. Phil and dr. Oz, they are a great resource without having to do more than turn the TV on”
A very close friend “my money is my money but my partner’s money is also my money”.
To clarify she wasn’t going to accept her partner having access to her money but only her to his.
Also she’s single.
I worked at a little all-local, all-organic grocery store for a bit.
A lady comes in with a friend, they are looking at the eggs. She goes "Are these eggs organic?"
"Well, they're not certified, but these are grown here in town by someone who feeds them a non-soy, non-gmo supplemental feed. But they're on pasture most of the time."
"So they eat bugs."
"Well, yes, quite a few of them, it's good for organic pest control in the gar..."
(to her friend) "Those bugs could come from anywhere. This is why you have to ask the hard questions about your food, and really know what you're putting in your body. King Soopers has actual organic eggs."
My mum once said that the sun couldn’t be a star because ‘stars only come out at night’. She hasn’t lived that one down haha
Former friend. He was the stereotypical "nice guy." Always going off on how he couldn't understand how girls weren't flocking to him cause he was so nice and intelligent. So one night a bunch of us are at a restaurant getting dinner and he proceeds to tell us how if he can't get a girlfriend, his backup plan is buying a mail order bride from Ukraine. Says he has it all planned out.
When we all try explaining that mail order brides are essentially human trafficking, he was devastated. His whole plan for getting a girl was ruined, lol.
Eventually he blocked us all from his social media and stopped talking to us, but that was more because he couldn't stand that we wouldn't bend over backwards for his every whim
The grandparent of the child I nanny says things that make me think this all the time.
My nanny family doesn’t use any physical punishment at all. Well she said if we don’t start spanking the kids a (3 and 1 year old) they’ll become unruly demons.
Despite the no spanking policy she still spanks the 3 year old. We stop letting her babysit after that. She still wants to babysit and after a lot of begging we finally let her have the 3 year old for the weekend.
Well the 3 year old came back and was obviously spanked. Also despite her being potty trained she came back in a diaper too. Somehow she managed to undo days of potty training in a weekend. Now the 3 year old is back in diapers full time because she refuses to use the potty now.
Most older generations are so out of touch with reality when it comes to childcare.
I worked at a vet clinic, and a woman came in with her dog who had a horrible skin problem stemming from a flea infestation. Before I could even say anything, she claimed someone was after her, and had been stabbing her and her dog in their sleep with tree bark. It took me a few seconds to process that one.
She also told me that she knew we hadn’t actually euthanized her old dog (that she had YEARS ago) but that we had sold her to Hollywood. Apparently she saw her in a commercial and that was her proof. The dog would have been like 20 by that point so no, we didn’t “sell her to Hollywood.”
Honestly kind of sad, but the only person I have ever directly interacted with who was truly out of touch with reality.
My Aunt is a really nice woman, and very giving to everyone, but she once said, "I don't know how anyone survives on $100k per year." This was probably 15 years ago. For reference she lives in a $10MM house.
A woman I work with once said "I'm convinced I'm immune to cancer because neither my mom nor my grandmother had it."
Said lady has smoked more than a pack a day for 30 years but uses the above "evidence" as a reason why she's never had her lungs checked.
This girl I went to middle school with wouldn't wear a tampon because that counted as losing her virginity.
Tbh I feel bad for her she was probably taught that by someone :(
When the new store manager was introducing themselves to our team she started off with "i love retail, the reason I started my career in retail is because at the age of 14 I wanted a second horse".
One of the worst managers ive every met. Incredibly out of touch and just a bit racist.
“I mean, it’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, 10 dollars?”
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Here is a pretty good example of textbook "delusional": I taught junior college for 7 years. One semester I had a waitress sign up for a night class. She asked if I would work with her since her schedule would present special problems for her to take the class. I agreed with the provision that she do all the work anyway and learn all the material. Sure enough, she only attended three times during a 16-week semester class. I emailed her the assignments and mid-semester test which I never got back. I even sent her the final exam to take as a homework type assignment for a final grade. She took 3 weeks to send this back to me. She did not bother to complete the final exam and earned an "F" on it. How can you fail an open-book, take-home final???? So she earned a very failing grade for the class. She was outraged. Her position was that she had attended three whole times while breathing, and therefore deserved at least a "D" for a passing grade. I said no, she didn't do the work, and she didn't learn the material. She complained to three levels of management to these professional educators. They supported me and agreed she should fail the class. She never took a class in that college again because she was so offended at how unreasonable everyone (especially me) was in their treatment of her.
Years ago, I had one class which conflicted with my work schedule. Since I had the same professor for different classes, he was willing to let me just read the coursework at home, do the coursework at home, etc, even if I couldn't physically attend the class. If I had any questions about that night's work, I'd ask him about it when I saw the prof in class the next morning. I passed all my classes with flying colors, and it never once occurred to me that my grade for the class I couldn't phyiscally attend should be a "gimme" out of the goodness of my professor's heart. I, you know, actually did all the relevant coursework and took all the relevant exams. What a concept!
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I mentioned how fast the clouds were moving while walking to class with a room mate in college. She said, "Its not the clouds that are moving, its the Earth that is moving so fast today"..I didn't say anything back.
I also thought I could see the Earth spinning! But in my defense, I was 5 years old and sat on the edge of the sandbox looking at the clouds.
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We've survived a lot of ignorance before, it's just easier to see now because of the internet. We're not actually more ignorant than before, it just looks worse.
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My mother's brother told me that the reason my mother was unhappy with my physically and mentally abusive father was because she reads too many romance books. My grandpa (Mom's dad) told me that the reason so many couples are getting divorced is because women are allowed to drive. I told him that women will not leave a good husband simply because she has the ability to get away from him. My sister told me that I shouldn't keep a family member ,who is a suspected child molester, from having alone time with my 2 year old daughter because even if he did molest her, it wouldn't kill her.
…You and your child need to run far, far away from this toxicity
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"Being homosexual is a mental illness" "Only n***as and illegal foreigners are criminals" "The covid vaccine is not safe because they made it so quickly. All the other vaccines were made over decades, so they're safe" "What's the point of being a woman if you don't have kids?" All things said by my aunt at one point or another.
I guess she never heard of the polio vaccine and how quickly that was made in top of the lack of rigorous testing. I’m so sorry you had to hear all of that.
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When I was in high school, gas was getting extremely expensive. A girl in my 9th grade history class said one day "I don't understand why someone doesn't just charge 50 cents per gallon for gas." When we told her they would lose money she said "no because they would get a lot of customers so eventually they would make a profit." It took twenty minutes to get her to understand that the business has to pay for the gas before the customer and more customers would mean more money lost than gained.
I need more information about how you got God to pay your medical bills.
I invited my soon to be mother-in-law to travel with us. She pointed to her shoulders and said she couldn't go because humans don't have wings and aren't meant to fly.
That's probably just fear of flying with a easy excuse.
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Number 34 made me mad. You knew about abuse and gave the kid to this person again? F**k you.
Here is a pretty good example of textbook "delusional": I taught junior college for 7 years. One semester I had a waitress sign up for a night class. She asked if I would work with her since her schedule would present special problems for her to take the class. I agreed with the provision that she do all the work anyway and learn all the material. Sure enough, she only attended three times during a 16-week semester class. I emailed her the assignments and mid-semester test which I never got back. I even sent her the final exam to take as a homework type assignment for a final grade. She took 3 weeks to send this back to me. She did not bother to complete the final exam and earned an "F" on it. How can you fail an open-book, take-home final???? So she earned a very failing grade for the class. She was outraged. Her position was that she had attended three whole times while breathing, and therefore deserved at least a "D" for a passing grade. I said no, she didn't do the work, and she didn't learn the material. She complained to three levels of management to these professional educators. They supported me and agreed she should fail the class. She never took a class in that college again because she was so offended at how unreasonable everyone (especially me) was in their treatment of her.
Years ago, I had one class which conflicted with my work schedule. Since I had the same professor for different classes, he was willing to let me just read the coursework at home, do the coursework at home, etc, even if I couldn't physically attend the class. If I had any questions about that night's work, I'd ask him about it when I saw the prof in class the next morning. I passed all my classes with flying colors, and it never once occurred to me that my grade for the class I couldn't phyiscally attend should be a "gimme" out of the goodness of my professor's heart. I, you know, actually did all the relevant coursework and took all the relevant exams. What a concept!
Load More Replies... I mentioned how fast the clouds were moving while walking to class with a room mate in college. She said, "Its not the clouds that are moving, its the Earth that is moving so fast today"..I didn't say anything back.
I also thought I could see the Earth spinning! But in my defense, I was 5 years old and sat on the edge of the sandbox looking at the clouds.
Load More Replies... We've survived a lot of ignorance before, it's just easier to see now because of the internet. We're not actually more ignorant than before, it just looks worse.
Load More Replies... My mother's brother told me that the reason my mother was unhappy with my physically and mentally abusive father was because she reads too many romance books. My grandpa (Mom's dad) told me that the reason so many couples are getting divorced is because women are allowed to drive. I told him that women will not leave a good husband simply because she has the ability to get away from him. My sister told me that I shouldn't keep a family member ,who is a suspected child molester, from having alone time with my 2 year old daughter because even if he did molest her, it wouldn't kill her.
…You and your child need to run far, far away from this toxicity
Load More Replies... "Being homosexual is a mental illness" "Only n***as and illegal foreigners are criminals" "The covid vaccine is not safe because they made it so quickly. All the other vaccines were made over decades, so they're safe" "What's the point of being a woman if you don't have kids?" All things said by my aunt at one point or another.
I guess she never heard of the polio vaccine and how quickly that was made in top of the lack of rigorous testing. I’m so sorry you had to hear all of that.
Load More Replies... When I was in high school, gas was getting extremely expensive. A girl in my 9th grade history class said one day "I don't understand why someone doesn't just charge 50 cents per gallon for gas." When we told her they would lose money she said "no because they would get a lot of customers so eventually they would make a profit." It took twenty minutes to get her to understand that the business has to pay for the gas before the customer and more customers would mean more money lost than gained.
I need more information about how you got God to pay your medical bills.
I invited my soon to be mother-in-law to travel with us. She pointed to her shoulders and said she couldn't go because humans don't have wings and aren't meant to fly.
That's probably just fear of flying with a easy excuse.
Load More Replies... Number 34 made me mad. You knew about abuse and gave the kid to this person again? F**k you.
