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Some parents would reassure you that having young kids is the most wonderful experience of their lives and that they wouldn't trade it for anything else. However, there are plenty of those (especially on social media) who are not shy about the many struggles they go through while trying to grow an offspring into a functional human being. And we're not only glad they upload many photos to illustrate their point because it gives us a good laugh. It also serves as a fair warning. For, after all, kids are quite a challenge. Some are also quite weird, while others - incredibly funny kids. If you didn't think that way already, perhaps you should look through some of the strange things kids say. These little opinionated odd birds always have a piece of unfalteringly logical thinking to share, but most often it categorizes as incredibly weird things to say. Scroll down below to see what parents reported their adorably smart kids had said and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites! (Facebook cover image: pxhere)
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#1
Maci Wilcox 6 years ago
I did this too, but I didn't tell my parents my conclusion because I knew I'd stop getting money for my teeth ;)
diane a 6 years ago (edited)
Cant recall what age I was when I found half a dozen of my baby teeth in the back of a drawer, sneaked them out and under my pillow, expecting loads of money the next morning. Obviously there was nothing - still remember the disappointment. SIX teeth - was expecting 3 shillings ..Lol
Amina Hays 6 years ago
Nine's a bit old to still believe in the tooth fairy isn't it? I can understand still believing in Santa but the tooth fairy?
Sarah Wolcheski 6 years ago
I did the same exact thing, though somehow I didn't apply my finding to Santa Claus for a couple more years . . . .
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#2
James Floyd 6 years ago
Sounds like a joke my dad would forward me. A joke with a (not even that funny) punchline. 4 year olds don't do punchlines, but there are other threads for kid-parent jokes.
#3
Susann Campbell 6 years ago
" So you're not letting school interfere with your education then? Mark Twain would be proud of you"
#4
DemPugs 6 years ago
Oh jeez, that's kinda unsettling. I wonder how many of my old toys are dead now.
earringnut 6 years ago
You should have known at "My daughter just ruined Toy Story."
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morgan jeffries 6 years ago
Lots of people come up with the same things independent of each other.
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Ben The last airbender 6 years ago
They are all immortal, so this is impossible. Nice try though.
#5
Marie-Louise Chenois 6 years ago
Who names their child Titus though? He had a brother? Domitianus? Father's name is Vespasianus?
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Daria B 6 years ago (edited)
Sounds cool to me too because it reminds of Tidus (FF fans unite ♥) But really, although it's not very common, Titus, Tituš, Tito and other variations could be seen as historical figures.
Load More Replies... James Floyd 6 years ago
For the rest of my life I'll never be able to hear or read the name Titus and not think of Titus Andromedon (Kimmy Schmidt)
#6
Sophie Warner 6 years ago (edited)
I told my son off for faking a cough to try & get cough medicine (he liked the taste), unfortunately I did it within my younger daughter's earshot. Her attempt (and subsequent repetitions) at saying "fake cough" wasn't quite right...
Bob 2.0 6 years ago
The second I read that post, World Revolving just started blasting in my head. That kids gonna grow up to be a demonic jester.
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Michelle Dodson 6 years ago
I am laughing WAY too hard at this one. Honey, you're doing Mommying right!
#7
Judith Wilson 6 years ago
When my girl was 3, she said "can we just go home now? I'm really tired of this" as she rolled her eyes. "But Sarah, you didn't get a Snickers yet !"
María Hermida 6 years ago
I guess she knew she could go to the supermarket whenever she wanted and buy a Snickers, or chocolate or anything she wanted without having to go around playing the fool, dressed like an idiot and knocking on strangers' doors to get food as if you were a stray dog. She's an intelligent kid. More intelligent than many adults.
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#8
Agnieszka Gocalińska 6 years ago
According to my 2yo, penguin is "fish chicken".
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Michelle Dodson 6 years ago
A little girl here in the states has decided a black crow is the Halloween Eagle.
Jonathon Smith 6 years ago
I know a child who is convinced long eared owls are called 'Bunny Birds'
Sophie Warner 6 years ago
As good as the foreign student I read about who said he "Didn't like the cobra chicken", on first meeting a Canada goose!
#9
Gracie Mae 6 years ago
kids & drunk people--keeping the rest of us humble for thousands of years...
Elizabeth Butler 6 years ago
Answer she is on her break, get your mom to get your ball for you.
Ryan Osbaldeston 6 years ago
My younger cousin always used to go up to adults and say things like "Grandma, you're old." "Uncle XXX, you are fat."
#10
Klaudiia Sherbatzky 6 years ago
When I was a little kid (4yo) my Dad asked : What was Mommy doing while I was at work? Me: Mommy tooked a bath with 2 men.. Dad: WHAT??? Mom: WHAT? HAHAHAHA
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#12
Sophie Warner 6 years ago
I know a kid, who shall remain anonymous, who was scared of the dark. His Mum forgot to leave the landing light on, so he pooped in the gap between his bed & the wall, then wiped his bum on the wall behind the door. It took her over a day to figure out where the smell was emanating from.
#13
Matt Hollis 6 years ago
I think you mean the ridiculously over complicated and outdated imperial system! Or though he does use a metric 50 rather than 1/27th of 5/67 - 28 - UNC of a squirrels dream.
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HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago
I may have to start estimating weights in squirrels, like why haven't i been doing this already?.
Cynthia Wohlschlaeger 6 years ago
I know, right? Hell the Brits and Aussies use stones!!
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MN Free Spirit 6 years ago
That made me LOL! This is why I work with K-3 students, they always make me laugh.
Tiggy Darling 6 years ago
(Data from quick Google search) Average grey squirrel is 500g. Multiplied by 50 = 25kg. Average 3 year old is 14.2kg. He should have said 28 squirrels, but not a bad estimate from a child that age.
#16
Cindy Newman 6 years ago
Reminds me of the time my baby brother was taking forever in the shower. I went to check on him and there were bubbles all over in the tub. The bottle of shampoo our Mom had just bought was empty. When I asked him what he was doing, he said "I wanted to take a bubble shower"
Jo Choto 6 years ago
A pea size amount of shampoo wouldn't clean anybody's hair. I call fake on this one.
Libby Rose 6 years ago
A bit with short hair would barely need anything to wash their hair
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Patricia Alligood 6 years ago
Reminds me of about 100 years ago when Art Linkletter had a segment on his TV show in which he interviewed several preschoolers. First question: What did mommy say not to mention on TV? And, of course, kids being so honest they would blurt out the answer. Kids make me laugh.
Jodi Ellis 6 years ago
LMAO, have to really think and choose your words carefully when talking with kids.
#17
Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
I'm not writing out my story on this one again. It took way too long last time.
Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
Who upvoted this? Where did you read the story I wrote about this post? Why won't you show yourself?
Load More Replies... Sophie Warner 6 years ago
At least he asked a question, I had to remove toast (with jam) from my DVD player & my bank card finally finished it off. He thought he could get money out like I did at the ATM.
Michelle Pitsiokos 6 years ago
Haha! Trust me, the ideas in their head get crazier...and it is so much fun!
Master Markus 6 years ago
No, but life has: The answer is "No that's not how DVD players work".
#18
tuzdayschild 6 years ago (edited)
People may not realize what a great compatibility scale that really is.
#19
Danielle Renee 6 years ago
i'm surprised kids these days even know there was a time before color
Cinzia Sammarco 6 years ago
Mmmmhhh. When I was 4/5 I asked to my mother if she had electricity when she was a child. Moreover when i was studying Romans time..... I asked if she had shoes in her childhood
María Hermida 6 years ago
When my sister was 4 or 5, she asked my mum if there were dinosaurs at the zoo when she was a little girl.
Mieke Sorée 6 years ago
A child from work (I guess about 6yo) asked me if the bicycle I had as a child had a small backwheel and a very large front wheel...
#20
Master Markus 6 years ago
You'll eat those words if you ever have to walk through a city without shoes on.
HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago
You hit a certain age when you have to let out a 'AHHHHHH' when you take your shoes off, i hit it ages ago, especially as i was wearing Dr Martens all day yesterday, it felt amazing.
#21
FatBaby 6 years ago
Must be why my mom's always wishing she never had me but LOOK I'm still here. yay
Marie-Louise Chenois 6 years ago
That is sad for you, i hope you can deal with it someway. My mother said she regretted my existence after i saved her from suicide attempt, was quite a hard time but i blamed it on the sadness she had at the time. Can't imagine what it would be to hear it all the time :'(
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#22
Michelle Pitsiokos 6 years ago
This, from the child who has probably left the house (on more than one occasion) wearing a yellow striped shirt with neon blue pants and ballet slippers or a church shirt with sweatpants and her winter boots...in August.
Sophie Warner 6 years ago (edited)
My daughter told me I am growing a moustache! She also says I dress like a butch lesbian & am "basically a dude with boobs"! I told her it is a package deal!
Michelle Dodson 6 years ago
She MUST have been about 12. Little girls are the unicorns of our closets (this is pretty! that is pretty! Oh YOU look SO pretty!) But, after about 15 minutes, they change and become these absolutely horrible creatures who only want to mock you and THEN - steal your boots!
Nicky OldfieldDesciple 6 years ago
That sounds like the Oscar Wilde quote about hideous wallpaper, lying on his deathbed he says "either the wallpaper goes or I do", and then he died.
#23
Gonzalo Terán 6 years ago
"My mommy gave me to your family to be your best friend". Disney version. "I´m an ET bond to this kitten body to help you against the evil of this world". Marvel version. "I crawl out of tighten bag full with my brothers´ corpses and swim to the river shore. Now feed me slave". DC version.
Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
If only Iron Man had a cat. Thanos would have never dared wipe out half the universe.
SpazzyCoolKid13 6 years ago
This guy cracks me up. Am I the only one that noticed that he also provided a lot of the ones about what God was thinking when he created animals?
#25
Louise Brigance 6 years ago
LOL, my son was at least three or four before he discovered that every dog in the world was not named "Damn Dog",
Gracie Mae 6 years ago
and yet, the norm is "silly goose." i, for one, am more likely to be afraid of a goose than a dog!
diane a 6 years ago (edited)
Love all animals, but would no more try to pet a goose than a lion. Bitten by a swan once. Neither has teeth in the real sense.They are serrated, jagged (and very hard) cartilage lining the edge of the beak, but function like teeth for gripping and ripping vegetation. Geese also have something similar on the sides of the tongue, give worse bites and are way more agressive towards humans.
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#26
donghun's emo cactus 6 years ago
Sometimes when I'm drawing non-digital art, I just repeat in my mind 'Command Z, Command Z, Command Z nnnOOOOOOO-'
Dori Semenov 6 years ago
Something similar for me when i'm listening to radio in the car and didn't catch something they said, i want to hit rewind! LOL
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FatBaby 6 years ago
might be the fact of how fast the internet is taking over
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Luisa Vasconcelos 6 years ago
When I'm writing in the computer I put the beginning of the word and wait a second for the intelligent writer/autocorrect show suggestions as happens on my phone.
Katie Garr 6 years ago
When I was six my dad shaved his beard into a mustache and i hated it so much that my first reaction what to slap my fingers over it and yell “DELETE IT. DELETE IT. DELETE DELETE DELETE.”
London River 6 years ago (edited)
SHE HAS THE DEATH NOTE. RUN WHILE YOU CAN edit: (that really won't help if she gets to you though :|)
Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
Can someone who isn't banned from Twitter like I am let this woman know her kid is a Cyberman?
#27
m. b 6 years ago
I just bursted in tears. Had the same wish but there was no hairdresser to understand or performing an undercut or close to that, especially to a child. But I would have cried tears of joy if someone lightened that heat keeping vlies my hair used to be. Even in winter. Now I see young girls rocking a sidecut in the suburbs.
Sophie Warner 6 years ago
"Let us never speak of the mullet again, please Mum?! It haunts both my dreams & my waking moments!"
Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 6 years ago
Or the punk version; shaved on the left, flopped over long on the right.
Nia Loves Art 6 years ago
My babysitter somehow convinced me that I wanted a mullet when I was maybe five. She even made a little book. Luckily I never actually got one.
#28
Sophie Warner 6 years ago (edited)
My son was 6 when he told me he liked sleeping, because "It's like being dead, but not having to stay dead." He was going through a phase. I once also woke up to find him standing over me with a torch lit & pointed right at me. He said "Carry on", turned off the torch & just kept on standing there... in the dark. He is 19 now & mostly normal! No teenager is "normal"!
Sage Jay 6 years ago
this american immediately thought "stick with fabric and fire on it" instead of "flashlight". Thought your son was going to start chanting "one of us... one of us..."
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Louise Brigance 6 years ago
You do want to be alone in the dark with this being masquerading as a child
#29
~Rev. Ocean (& Yes To Both) 6 years ago
As a mother of three (the eldest now 25), I can state, with confidence, WELL DONE, Mom!!
Sophie Warner 6 years ago (edited)
My son was & still is suspicious of anything with a sauce. He wonders what it is hiding. Quote from my son aged 9: "What lurks within the sauce mother...?" I gave up trying to cook anything too spectacular for him when he kept referring to my efforts as looking like cat sick! Luckily my daughter hasn't got the same sauce based prejudices, so I cook when he is at Uni!
#30
Sophie Warner 6 years ago
Not for all the tea in China! My two are 19 & 17 now. I am looking forward to just being a cash machine!
FortnitePlayerGirl 6 years ago
Mmm...I don't blame your child for wanting to get in the oven with the cornbread. Cornbread is delicious, and, let me tell you, it's painful to wait for it to bake.
Gracie Mae 6 years ago
while one of my cornbread-loving sons never wanted to get in the oven with it, he loved it so much that i made a birthday "cake" from cornbread for him one year, complete with candles & all the milk he could dunk it in. best decision ever--definitely got bonus points that year!
Bianca May 5 years ago
I was 31 when I found out pirates were real. I always thought they were mythical like fairies and dragons etc.
#31
Melissa Nunya 6 years ago
My father in law let my daughter have pie for breakfast once. It's safe to say he was her favorite adult.
#32
Sage Jay 6 years ago
quickly going to say that I love your profile pic :)
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S. 6 years ago
Someone, who doesn't own Alexa: [ grinning ] Alexa, play Despacito. [ Despacito plays ominously in the background, and then, silence. ]
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Sophie Warner 6 years ago (edited)
Scary movies can be turned off & do not follow you into the toilet asking why things look like that... My cousin's son wanted a wig for down there (a merkin, though he didn't know what to call it) so his parts looked like his Dad's! His Grandad has a toupee... this is when the request came up.
Jessica Cifelli 6 years ago
Mr Weasley said it first. "Never trust anything that talks to you if you can't see his brain"
#33
StarKitten 6 years ago
You are now officially like 5x cooler to me now because of that reference.
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Tami Bogatiuk 6 years ago
Our family always -ed action words. It's awesome, we also like say that things are EVEN MORE BETTER.
Rebecca Cote 6 years ago
Hey, if your kid is "mathing so hard" let them. they'll be a genius someday.
@the_bookworm 6 years ago
I mathed very hard this morning. Man square roots and algebra is some intense mathing. Yeah. I mathed. yeah...
Rachael Durkin 6 years ago
I turn all sorts of words into adjectives by adding -ly or -ish to them, why can't you turn other words into verbs by adding -ed?
Foxyloxylou 6 years ago
reminds me of that thing from that one show "Me failing english? That's unpossible"
#34
Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
This ain't YouTube, bub. GTFO here with your "first". And Voldemort doesn't rule. He lost to a kid that he had plenty of chances to kill before the tables turned, and he did f**k all about it.
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Janice Seagraves 6 years ago
We had some children over for New Years, and one of the little boys told his mom he drank wine and got drunk. His aunt quickly intervened, thank God. She told his mom, he drank sparkling cider.
#36
Douglas Filter 6 years ago
Answer; "Do you have an appointment?" Kids; "no" "Call his Secretary" Close door.
#37
Lizzie the Crayon 6 years ago
Not a normal thing to do... WELL IM ABNORMAL!!!
Load More Replies... tuzdayschild 6 years ago
Over the holidays I kissed cookies and cake and candy. Now I'm kissing a new pants size.
Foxyloxylou 6 years ago
i love to kiss cake but i accidently end up doingnit with my mouth open
#38
Patricia Alligood 6 years ago
That's funny. I remember when my teenager thought I listened to classical music when he turned on my car radio and I was listening to music from the 50's. You know, Elvis et al. I also remember when he wanted me to take him to break dancing and then would I take him to my chiropractor!! And he wasn't kidding!
Kenny Kulbiski 6 years ago
Obviously this kid is a genius. It's got the same reading preferences as me.
#39
Boredpanda100 6 years ago
My 11 year old brother thought hippos half submerged in the water was uncooked liver :/
CrazyCatLady 6 years ago
Yep. Me as a child; mum why do people roast guinea pigs (cavia in Dutch)? My mum:*blank stare*. Me well people eat caviar (kaviaar in Dutch), don't they? My mum: ahhhhh.
#40
Susann Campbell 6 years ago
My daughter did my hair at that age , I said the same thing and she said the same thing and I asked her why and she said that if I looked in the mirror at my hair then I would know.
Scarlett King 2 years ago
I did like that. Mom:I feel beautiful and not yucky. I said:No ur just as yucky and ugly as before,REDO!!
Gracie Mae 6 years ago
i would totally watch a show about kids doing makeovers on adults, just for the comments by the kids
#41
Sophie Warner 6 years ago
My Grandma complains that my Grandad couldn't find a clean shirt in a wardrobe full of them! We don't have the heart to tell her he was just too scared to wear the wrong one! Church shirt for gardening, best shirt for work, work shirt at a funeral, so he would pretend he couldn't find one so she would give him "the right shirt"! I wish I had met him, he sounds like he was a true gentleman & a saint!
KT Trondsen 6 years ago
That's from curious george episode! George uses food etc to make a trail so he can find his way at night time in the dark ;)
#42
Chelsea Bates 6 years ago
You don't "survive@ school. You escape the 12-13 year prison sentence
Hobbit Girly 6 years ago
When I was little my dad asked me what flavor cake I wanted for my birthday...my response was "PINK!" My dad asked me if I wanted strawberry cake, but I insisted to get a "pink flavored" cake. I ended up with chocolate with pink frosting.
#43
Bettye McKee 6 years ago
When my great-niece was about 7, I overheard her tell another child, "When I grow up, I'm not going to have a husband. I'm going to be a widow."
Scarlett King 2 years ago
Ok no I once said to my mom “can I marry daddy bc he’s so cute” mom says “honey I’m married to ur cute daddy” I reply by sticking the middle finger 🖕🏾 at both of them twice
Maggie Collins 6 years ago
You "overheard a 10-yr. old at work". I think you may be breaking some laws. hee hee hee
#44
athornedrose 6 years ago
the line between cute and horror movie is WAFER THIN when it comes to kids....
#45
Scarlett King 2 years ago
I said as a kindergartner “pray u see a tomorrow and my mom says “well I’ve seen a lot of tomorrow’s and I reply “well tomorrow’s could stop today”
Elizabeth Butler 6 years ago
Ask her what the obstacle is yesterday, and she might tell you. Then you can do something.
Amery 6 years ago
overthinking this.. but suicide prevention in Pre'K is a 'LITTLE' overboard; ya think?~!
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Sophie Warner 6 years ago
In all fairness I have tried this! I have also tried asking others to go for a pee for me while they were going, usually due to comfiness & basic laziness, but neither have worked so far. No sustenance or relief was gained, I am sad to report.
Amanda Ford 6 years ago
My husband is always asking me to go pee for him. Lol.
Load More Replies... ~Rev. Ocean (& Yes To Both) 6 years ago
"COME TO ME, JACKPOT WINNING LOTTERY TICKET!" *holds purse open with confidence*
Janice Seagraves 6 years ago
My daughter used to call things she was trying to find like they were a dog and could come to her.
#47
Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
Coming up on Season Six of Brooklyn Nine-Nine; Cagney and Lacey ruin Daddy/Daughter Game Night.
#48
borklaser 6 years ago
My 4yo had combo words like "chiwalla" that can be used for Chihuahua or koala, and "granilla" for gorilla and granola. I run interference for anyone that tries to correct her.
Maureen Bacon 6 years ago
While shopping my great grand daughter wanted to ride the alligator to the next floor. I will never look at an elevator the same way again!
Load More Replies... Ashiah Rainwing 6 years ago
My children have contributed to our family speak: snowflake cold phones, bed-night snack, ludder plub (to mean a generous amount, a lot), "the door to my ear just shut", and following his cousin's pronouncement that the potatoes were bland, my son said, "And they don't have much taste, either."
Sophie Warner 6 years ago (edited)
I was that kid, so was my son. Never use a short word if you know a longer cooler one! My daughter on the other hand did GCSE Geography & didn't realise Europe is a Continent!
Erik Granqvist 6 years ago
She use the word librarium correct, then. A bit of a shame that its not English (and yes. Librarium is library in classical Latin).
Sarah Kohrmann 6 years ago
I relate to this so much!! Lol my husband gets so irked when I don't want people to correct something cute my kid mixes up
Judith Wilson 6 years ago
3 year old told her dad on the phone that we brought home a new fucus tree. Oh dear.
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Amanda Ford 6 years ago
With my daughters we got "snoot snacks" for fruit snacks, "soup soup" for swim suit, "glub" for glove, and "lellow" for yellow.
#49
SirPatTheCat 6 years ago
You see, there are these magical items that work just like that! They are called “temporary tattoos”!! ;D
Load More Replies... Louise Brigance 6 years ago
Did you tell her you were born with them that way, then ask her if she had any tattoos. Sow a few seeds of doubt there.
Gonzalo Terán 6 years ago
Probably she thinks that you made a huge mistake on your tatoos´design?
#50
Scarlett King 2 years ago
Now she’ll say “and when I was in ur tummy u were probably the size of 963 watermelons”
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Perryn Stert 6 years ago (edited)
Children are weird from an adult's perspective, but I bet the adult world feels odd to them. (Thinking of the Little Prince)
MN Free Spirit 6 years ago
My daughter said Lellow for the color Yellow, and that is the color of the sun, baby ducks, and post it notes. You cant tell us otherwise.
diane a 6 years ago
I still feeling sorry for my parents who spent a whole year trying to work out what the "HOW DO STICK" was that I kept begging for age 4. All becme clear on a trip to Blackpool when I spotted a "how do stick" full of sweeties in a shop. Every day on the way to school we had passed an old gentleman who would raise his shepherd's crook walking stick whilst saying "How Do" (How do you do)
FortnitePlayerGirl 6 years ago
I recently uncovered a journal filled with drawings I made in Kindergarten featuring a gory gang fight between some cats and some mice, involving guns, blood, and the cats being ripped in half. I'm glad that my real cats didn't see these images.
Symon Hambrey 6 years ago
For years my son called a trampoline a bounce-oline. It feels weird when someone calls it the right name.
Maci Wilcox 6 years ago
My little sister was convinced that water was called "Yaw" for, like, a year. We just couldn't convince her that SHE was the one saying it wrong! XD
Katerina Huskova 6 years ago
Our 5yo told us few days ago, that penis looks like a banana peel. I have no idea why my husband didn't laugh as hard as I did :-)
KT Trondsen 6 years ago
Two days ago I was getting ready for work early in the morning, my 4 year old son watching me get ready when he asks me how old I am. I replied my age and his reply: WHAT!?!? You're 2000 years old!?" Thanks kid...
diane a 6 years ago
Clearly recall asking my Mum if Jesus was still alive when she was little
Load More Replies... Perryn Stert 6 years ago (edited)
Children are weird from an adult's perspective, but I bet the adult world feels odd to them. (Thinking of the Little Prince)
MN Free Spirit 6 years ago
My daughter said Lellow for the color Yellow, and that is the color of the sun, baby ducks, and post it notes. You cant tell us otherwise.
diane a 6 years ago
I still feeling sorry for my parents who spent a whole year trying to work out what the "HOW DO STICK" was that I kept begging for age 4. All becme clear on a trip to Blackpool when I spotted a "how do stick" full of sweeties in a shop. Every day on the way to school we had passed an old gentleman who would raise his shepherd's crook walking stick whilst saying "How Do" (How do you do)
FortnitePlayerGirl 6 years ago
I recently uncovered a journal filled with drawings I made in Kindergarten featuring a gory gang fight between some cats and some mice, involving guns, blood, and the cats being ripped in half. I'm glad that my real cats didn't see these images.
Symon Hambrey 6 years ago
For years my son called a trampoline a bounce-oline. It feels weird when someone calls it the right name.
Maci Wilcox 6 years ago
My little sister was convinced that water was called "Yaw" for, like, a year. We just couldn't convince her that SHE was the one saying it wrong! XD
Katerina Huskova 6 years ago
Our 5yo told us few days ago, that penis looks like a banana peel. I have no idea why my husband didn't laugh as hard as I did :-)
KT Trondsen 6 years ago
Two days ago I was getting ready for work early in the morning, my 4 year old son watching me get ready when he asks me how old I am. I replied my age and his reply: WHAT!?!? You're 2000 years old!?" Thanks kid...
diane a 6 years ago
Clearly recall asking my Mum if Jesus was still alive when she was little
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