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If You’re Shopping For A Certified Weirdo, This List Of 19 Quirky Finds Is Your North Star
We all have that one friend. The glorious weirdo. The one whose taste can't be pinned down by a normal algorithm, who laughs at things no one else understands, and whose home is a museum of delightful oddities. While everyone else is asking for a beige sweater, they're dropping hints about wanting a lamp shaped like a chilli bottle.
Shopping for them isn't a chore; it's a treasure hunt. It's a quest to find the one thing that perfectly matches their unique brand of beautiful chaos. Forget the boring, the practical, the expected. We've plunged into the delightful depths of the internet's strangest corners to find the gifts that will make your favorite weirdo's eyes light up.
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#1
Your Couch Can Now Be A Prehistoric Landscape Roamed By The Laziest, Most Comfortable Predator Of All Time With This Dinosaur Hooded Blanket
Review: "Made really well super soft liked it so much ordered another one for my 6 year old after Christmas Santa was running late def want one for my self love this company." - Sherry G
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Review: "It’s just hilarious and does what it was supposed to do." - Mike Clark
Review: "Granted, it’s right out of the box, but the lampshade is plastic, which honestly is a plus since my cats like to knock everything off of ever surface. Easy to use and assemble and it’s so frickin cute. It looks exactly like the pictures and the gooseneck is so easy to pose. The finish on the base is good quality and the light intensity is perfect." - Kristin G.
#4
Your Toothbrush Can Now Live Inside A Much Larger, More Impressive Version Of Itself Thanks To This Giant Toothbrush Toothbrush Holder
Review: "Great addition to the kids bathroom. Looks great on the counter." - Ryan
Review: "These are actually super cool! They look very realistic and are thick and sturdy. Overall much better than I was expecting and really looks like the real thing from the coloring to the size. Everyone really loved them on the cake and thought it was a fun and unique touch! Worth it!" - Zona
#6
Your Time On The Throne Can Now Be A Productive Training Session For The Pga Tour With This Toilet Golf Game
Review: "Got this for a women’s golf themed birthday party. People got a good laugh when they walked in and saw this!" - M. Fury
Let's just take a moment to appreciate the sheer, unadulterated joy of this kind of shopping. For every boring gift card and sensible pair of socks being purchased in the world right now, you are a champion of chaos, a curator of the delightfully bizarre.
#7
Your Christmas Tree's Official Vibe For The Year Can Now Be "Chaotic, Sparkly, And Slightly Absurd" With A Disco Pickle Ornament
Review: "A must have for the eclectic Christmas tree. The pickle is well made." - Tilden
Kristiina Männiste 3 days ago
Soviet Union New Year trees ornaments (Yes those were a thing) have entered the chat. My maternal grandparents used to have a whole set of produce ornaments including glass and plastic cucumbers, tomatoes, strawberries, raspberries and for some reason an onion, and of course the famous corncob (thanks Khrushchev). I grew up in the late 80-ies when everything was scarce so, I always thought we had the ornaments so we would at least remember how the produce looked like😆. Sadly we lost my grandparents set, but I found a tiny (less than 1cm) plastic veggie decorations set in an abandoned house, so now I only need one of those tiny plastic soviet new years trees and a bowl of stale Olivje salad to have new years like its 1988
#8
The Giant Who Lives In Your Walls Is Now Offering To Hold Your Flowers For You With This Golden Hand Wall Sculpture
Review: "Love the detail of this wall art. It is built with quality and 100% worth the money - I get compliments every time someone enters my home!" - René
#9
Your Succulent Is About To Be Abducted By A Much Cooler, More Stylish Home With This Hanging UFO Planter
Review: "I absolutely LOVE my new little UFO planter! While it's not a huge size I still was able to fit a few of my weirdo succulents (these are mimicry plants of a Faucaria variety) that seem to love it there. They've even started blooming!" - I Review The Things
Review: "Works as advertised. Great gag gift for someone's birthday." - Amazon Customer
#11
The Next Viral Challenge That Will Consume At Least Two Weeks Of Your Life And Make You Look Like A Complete Weirdo In Public Is This Pindaloo Skill Game
Review: "Fun for everyone! Got it for my 10 year old daughter but even my 84 year old was enjoying the pindaloo!" - Rachelle
Review: "A hit in the office. I love to smack this button any time my boss comes over to give me a directive. The sayings are funny and the sound is clear and not muffled. Everyone always gets a kick out of it." - JudeasMom
If someone were to look at your shopping cart right now, they might have some serious questions about your state of mind. And that is precisely how you know you're doing this correctly. Every item on this list is a high-five to the part of your friend's personality that is too wonderfully strange to be satisfied with something from a normal gift guide. This is the advanced level of gift-giving.
Review: "Very good lamp made of rubber, has 3 light modes from soft bright to super bright, the detailing is excellent, looks like a real sauce." - Anastasia
#14
Your Guests Will Be Greeted With A Warm, Buttery Welcome That Is Both Charmingly Bizarre And A Potential Slip Hazard With This Stick Of Butter Welcome Mat
Review: "I LOVE this thing. I’ve had it hanging in my cart for like 2 years and I should’ve bought it sooner. Soooo cool!! And everyone who comes by comments on it. lol really comfortable and soft too. I haven’t had to yet but I imagine it will clean nicely as well. Good size & good quality." - Jaimie
Stephanie Case 7 hours ago
Would also be good for people that don't like their guest's significant other- Everyone is Welcome...
Review: "This is the most epic thing every family should have in their home. This is seriously the greatest thing I own. Every family needs an uncooked turkey vase in their home." - amyghoul
Review: "This is a very funny gift to give someone for the holidays. The mouth part is very large if that is something you really will put in your mouth!" - Amazon Customer
#17
Your Wall's New Favorite Song Is A Little Ditty Called "Your Gorgeous Face" Thanks To This Acrylic Cd Mirror
Review: "Very nice and clear. I didn't stick it to the wall bc my walls aren't smooth and I thought it may peel in the future. I uses thumbtacks to hold it in place but I didn't puncture the mirror." - Maacje
Review: "This corkscrew is such a fun addition to my bar cart. It is easy to use and feels pretty sturdy in my hand. I love the fun olive motif and gold accents. It functions well and looks nice displayed on the counter. I think this would make a good gift as well." - cw
#19
Everyone Has That One Uncle That Bleeds Red, White, And Blue That Will Appreciate "One" The Patriotic Card Game
Review: "This is the greatest card game ever! I love it. I highly recommend you getting this. Lots of laughs and a night full of fun." - Larry Griffin
Gavin Johnson 3 days ago
Uno but anglicised? How sad that there’s folk out there who are so obsessed with avoiding a language that they NEED a game called One.
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I am sick of BP articles which look interesting but turn out to be advertisements.
RomanceRadish 3 days ago
I wonder what future archeologists will deduce about our lives, from the debris we leave behind...
Rahb in Oz 1 day ago
I am sick of BP articles which look interesting but turn out to be advertisements.
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