This Instagram Account Shares Pics With Little To No Context, And Here Are 40 Of The Funniest Ones

Silvermidnight 2 years ago

As long as they continue being this cute

10points

and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago

Mother fu… guys Sarah Elizabeth is back. Don’t forget to report as well as downvote 🙄

4points

Daffydillz~ 2 years ago

That adorable kitty can censor me anytime 😊.

0points

Yali-girl with weird name 2 years ago

Na this lil cat is being so nice by blocking this sight

15points

Thee8thsense 2 years ago

Thanks to my fancy paw work, you won't be bothered by Bob's bunger. You're welcome.

9points

glowworm2 2 years ago

I almost thought that said "Bob's burger." XD!

7points

Lauren S 2 years ago

Censoring the pic for BP.

7points

Cthulhu is Alive 2 years ago

No looking!

6points

Giles McArdell 2 years ago

"You don't need to see that, I saw it and look what happened!"

4points

Uncanny 2 years ago

Avert your eyes!

4points

Mickysixxx 2 years ago

Do you mind!

3points

goodguybrad 2 years ago

There's no way this isn't photoshop

3points

Nina 2 years ago

Photoshop? 🤔

1point

#2

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

497points

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JoinMeZoe 2 years ago

Where can i buy that? I NEED IT!!!

98points

WindySwede 2 years ago

Would be funny if she was hired by the author, to ride around town sleeping with the book in the hand, to promote it? :)

13points

PotatoPanda 2 years ago (edited)

I'm reading it now it's pre

7points

fanscious-c_a_t 2 years ago

WE HAVE THE SAME NAME OMG!!!

7points

Earl Grey 2 years ago

“Hello Sleep: The Science and Art of Overcoming Insomnia Without Medications” by Jade Wu will be released 2/7/23. 1FCE423B-F...9-jpeg.jpg

4points

Lauren S 2 years ago

10/10 advertisement

11points

Linden 2 years ago

I once saw a mother on a ferry reading something like "Peaceful Parents, Peaceful Kids" while her young children ran riot. She'd just given them each coffee.

9points

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

Hmm I guess it wouldn’t work, I brought it and I think it isn’t wo

7points

That One Quiet Kid 2 years ago (edited)

Yeah, it doesn't seem legi

2points

Vasana Phong 2 years ago

Is it just me or do you fall asleep randomly anywhere vs. laying in your own bed where you toss and turn

5points

Domi 2 years ago

It really works.

5points

fanscious-c_a_t 2 years ago

aww I want that book.

4points

Yali-girl with weird name 2 years ago

This-I need-I have trouble sleeping before 1 am :/

4points

Adilicious 2 years ago

Try Headspace app. Changed my life.

1point

Terran 2 years ago

Makes sense. If you fall asleep randomly in the underground, sou probably sleep bad.

2points

Libstak 2 years ago

It's like Stephen Kings book Insomnia. I bought sarcastically cos I had Insomnia at the time and I might as well read a horror even if I can't sleep anyway. No idea what that book is about, fell asleep every time I started reading it...

2points

Shyla Bouche 2 years ago

This is funny! It was almost a REALLY good book.

1point

#3

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

494points

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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago

Hello, fellow feathered dinosaur!

103points

barn owls ️ 2 years ago

hello!! i’m also a feathered dinosaur

14points

3 Owls In A Coat 2 years ago

Hello! Do we count?

4points

Book Worm Panda 2 years ago (edited)

Hi, I'm here to deal with a problem! (Obviously Sarah Elizabeth 🙄) If you to would like to rid the BP world of comments like hers please find those comments, tap on those three little dots, select report, and choose spam. Hopefully this works. (I've been doing this for quite some time, so help me out!)

1point

okpkpkp 2 years ago

exactly!

0points

Luna Crow 2 years ago

I thought this was supposed to be pics that don't make sense? This one makes lots of sense

8points

Megan The Viking Traveler 2 years ago

I love the little bird feet <3

6points

Lyone Fein 2 years ago

Beautiful pattern

3points

Avocado Toast 2 years ago

YES.

3points

Diego,Laura 2 years ago

I do this , it I just circle around, then back and forth.

2points

A Bobcat From Philly 2 years ago

This is me to the max... I don't need to go for a hike. Just put me on a long call and I'll walk miles between my living room and my kitchen and back... 10, 000 times!

1point

Skye Ragsdale 2 years ago

I thought it was a guy sitting down 😭😭

1point

Harlan Sarvis 2 years ago

Pigeon go brrrrrrrr.

1point

Swiss Cheese 2 years ago

My mum be like:

1point

In the age of the internet, memes have become an integral part of our culture. From the humble beginnings of a single image, memes are now a powerful form of communication and a way to express emotion. It’s no surprise that memes have become so popular. They can be easily shared and are often humorous or relatable.

But what exactly is a meme? A meme is a captioned image or video that is shared widely on the internet. The caption usually contains a play on words, a pun, or some kind of joke. Memes can also be used to discuss current events, make a statement, share something relatable, or poke fun at celebrities.

#4

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

485points

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River Webb 2 years ago

how the turns have tabled

183points

That One Quiet Kid 2 years ago

How the tabled turns have tabley

6points

A_Cat_To_The_Past 2 years ago

Dog looks like it would rather have the cone...

10points

Lauren S 2 years ago

Good boi surgeon.

7points

tmw 2 years ago

love how there's one person pointing at the cone like we wouldn't notice it until she pointed at it.

5points

DuchessDegu 2 years ago

I know them, it's the vet clinic I used to take my cat!

4points

Agata Fronia 2 years ago

love this!

3points

Luna Crow 2 years ago

Backwards day

3points

Mickysixxx 2 years ago

The Cone of Shame

3points

Jelo Alconaba 2 years ago

Dog: "I have nothing to do with it."

2points

That One Quiet Kid 2 years ago

That dog's face is like, "What just happened"

2points

#5

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

461points

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JoinMeZoe 2 years ago

Are you sure? Yes, next question.

90points

Sue Lynn Chan 2 years ago

Really sure?

13points

goodguybrad 2 years ago

Am I the only one wondering why that's a billboard. :|

7points

Deppression 2 years ago

because yes

0points

whaaaaaaaaaa 2 years ago

ARE YOU A MAN? do you have hair? Alpecine Caffeine Shampoo. FIGHT. FOR YOUR HAIR.

2points

A Wild Bean 2 years ago

Fair.

2points

Robert Maybeth 1 year ago

Are you OK ANNIE

0points

Robert Maybeth 1 year ago

Annie? Are you OK

0points

Mickie Shea 2 years ago

Sign of our times.

0points

BasedWang12.7 2 years ago

Annie

0points

Loki Laufeyson 2 years ago

R/im14andthisisdeep

0points

Judi Sherosky 2 years ago

Good answer

0points

#6

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

453points

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JoinMeZoe 2 years ago (edited)

Gonna buy that big one

84points

Angela B 2 years ago

Just don't put it in a plastic bag please.

21points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago

You'll be paying for it for at least 20 years, may be more.

8points

Tim Gearing 2 years ago

At AU$14 a kilo, you might want to rethink that? :)

3points

Headless Roach 2 years ago

Funny how they started dressing up kiwis in t-shirts to increase sales.

2points

Terry Tobias 2 years ago

It's probably riper!

1point

DP 2(DP The Magical Unicorn) 2 years ago

Yea is probably better.

1point

csnakey 2 years ago

It's a kidwi

23points

Diego,Laura 2 years ago

I like that remark. Cutest.

4points

Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago

A kiwi if I ever saw one

6points

Sad Quokka 2 years ago

Um that's just a kiwi? Just an XL one

4points

Rose the Cook 2 years ago

Adorable.

3points

fanscious-c_a_t 2 years ago

cute

3points

Anthony Nizza 2 years ago

That makes perfect sense

3points

Judi Sherosky 2 years ago

Kiwi and peewee

1point

Swiss Cheese 2 years ago

Lmaoooo

1point

Marlene Ricker 9 months ago

Too funny!

0points

The beauty of memes is that anything can be turned into one. All it takes is a clever caption or even just a clever image, and it can be shared with the world. This has resulted in an explosion of creativity as people use memes to express themselves in new and unique ways.

But experts of digital culture say that memes also have a serious side. These sharable visual jokes create a sense of community and belonging, something that's become rare in the increasingly alienating world.

In fact, their capacity to transcend cultures and construct collective identities between people is what makes memes not only entertaining but very relevant to our online presence and the digital world.

#7

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

451points

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Lauren S 2 years ago

That’s hilarious! My kid has adorable swirl patterns in spots on his hair, but this poor guy.

94points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago

This is either art or a 1/1000000000000000000000000 coinsidence

4points

Fraxinus excelsior 2 years ago

Damians lesser evil cousin

5points

AnnwylTheBloodyLovesFerghus 2 years ago

His half sibling!

0points

That One Quiet Kid 2 years ago

My dude's IQ is so high he has math equations in his hair

3points

goodguybrad 2 years ago

Thats cool!

2points

Rochelle Marie 2 years ago

Instead of a forehead, he has a 3 head

1point

Terra Raizor 2 years ago

Hope this guy makes more elaborate equations for 3 lol

0points

Mickie Shea 2 years ago

Even mother nature use's addition.

0points

Michael Silverstein (TheManZooper) 2 years ago

It looks luke half of the heart emoji thingy <3

0points

Riley Quinn 2 years ago

And I thought my cowlick was weird.

0points

Judi Sherosky 2 years ago

Middle school all the way!

0points

#8

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

428points

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JoinMeZoe 2 years ago

Bad advertiing placement

69points

goodguybrad 2 years ago

*perfect placement

24points

Mav Mav 2 years ago

or bored floor staff

4points

Jordi Sharpe 2 years ago

You spelled best wrong.

3points

Alex Sass 2 years ago

Yes that's right

0points

Mickysixxx 2 years ago (edited)

Dang, I have chronic pain due to Ankylosing Spondylitis but I did pee in my grandmother's coffee when I was a newborn so maybe that's why I deserve it

6points

Marie Dahme 2 years ago

Hey I have AS too Mickey ! We’re twinsies!

4points

Lil Potato 2 years ago

well you don't have to say it like that...

2points

Avocado Toast 2 years ago

What did I do to deserve it tho? 😥

2points

Taki Takanashi 2 years ago

Oh... Ok, then.

1point

A Bobcat From Philly 2 years ago

The way my doctors treat me nowadays, I believe it...

1point

ADHD raptor 2 years ago

... your right i need to stop being a f**k.

1point

That Bi Book Lover 2 years ago

I know that.

1point

Mistiekim 2 years ago

The pain is $20 off. Now that’s a great deal! Plus, you deserve it.

1point

Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago

I know, now punish me

1point

#9

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

422points

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Papa Het 2 years ago

Omg I'm doing this and no one can stop me

178points

Stary_cat 2 years ago

I won’t I’ll join you

22points

Vic 2 years ago

This is udder rubbish!

12points

Avocado Toast 2 years ago

Yes

7points

WindySwede 2 years ago

“Udderly cleaver!”

5points

Owen 2 years ago

I have a steel pen you could borrow. It could be quite stabby if you tried.

4points

Thegoodboi Premium 2 years ago

Hold on, wait until the milk level is below the utters 😂

2points

Headless Roach 2 years ago

We won't stop you from cleaning up the spill later either. Stay strong all the way 🤎

1point

Domi 2 years ago

It might seem silly to some... but not to me. 🤣 Okay, let's not talk about practicality and the fact that everything will flow from there.

4points

Luna Crow 2 years ago

Nah, just put a little electrical tape over the udders when you're done, like a censor bar. Still funny

5points

glowworm2 2 years ago

That is udderly brilliant!

3points

tuzdayschild 2 years ago

They really should package it this way.

2points

Swiss Cheese 2 years ago

200 IQ

2points

Asexual Zelephant 2 years ago

THIS IS GENIUS

2points

JoinMeZoe 2 years ago

No. NO

2points

ThatNerdZoe 2 years ago

Yo is ur name Zoe too :D

1point

goodguybrad 2 years ago

"I will never understand this generation, never."- everbody over 40

1point

Luna Crow 2 years ago

Nope, I'm over 40 and this is the kind of s**t I would do, and then be unable to stop laughing

10points

Ruth Kilpatrick 2 years ago

Garfield cartoon I saw today... 340664720_...3f02a0.jpg

0points

Mickie Shea 2 years ago

Innovation at its best.

0points

#10

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

393points

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A_Cat_To_The_Past 2 years ago

"Draw me like one of your Pokémon"

132points

LRRRR 2 years ago

"No no not like Fat Pikachu!"

12points

Sinead Kenny 2 years ago

just snorted my tea through my nose laughing!

3points

Bubblegum Witch 2 years ago

“I choose you!”

0points

DP 2(DP The Magical Unicorn) 2 years ago

Alrighty I’ll draw you like a Lopunny.”Batman I caught a Pokémon Batman. Wanna kno what Pokémon I caught? I caught a lopunny batman. I caught a lopunny.”

0points

Corvus 2 years ago

"Oh, I just remembered that I already have a boyfriend... bye!"

7points

Lee F. 2 years ago

"You have a holographic Charizard? Take me to bed...."

6points

UncleRussian 2 years ago

"Did you know that Vaporeon is..."

4points

Devil's Advocate 2 years ago

Still can't believe the ship sank on her 25th birthday...

2points

Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago

That would be a sure way to win me over!

2points

JoinMeZoe 2 years ago

If titanic was remade

2points

Jigsaw's Puzzle 2 years ago (edited)

Why she open it like that???

1point

Aballi 2 years ago

I don't get it

1point

ADHD raptor 2 years ago

NOT THE FIRST EDITION-

1point

Paolo Gerbaudo, a reader in digital politics and director of the Centre for Digital Culture at Kings College London, argues that internet memes "are one of the clearest manifestations of the fact there is such a thing as digital culture."

Gerbaudo describes memes as a "sort of a ready-made language with many kinds of stereotypes, symbols, situations. A palette that people can use, much like emojis, in a way, to convey a certain content."

#11

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

392points

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Corvus 2 years ago

Can't get more American than this :D

152points

US Government 2 years ago

**Slides in**

28points

goodguybrad 2 years ago

AMERICA!!!

6points

Shoe 2 years ago

It could if it was Budweiser.

3points

somed ay 2 years ago

You know this is totally fake, right?

1point

Jordi Sharpe 2 years ago

It could have been Bud Light.

1point

Katherine Forrestall 2 years ago

Unfortunately, not so...need a few murder victims to make a real American picture.

0points

Duncan 2 years ago

More American would be if it was a podium made of guns.

0points

Riley Quinn 2 years ago

Only way would've been stacked cases of Budweiser!

0points

Jason 2 years ago

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UncleThug 2 years ago

"They're gonna know!" "They're never gonna know"

9points

sturmwesen 2 years ago

Four seasons?

9points

JoinMeZoe 2 years ago

Tell me it's real

9points

Xray0976 2 years ago

Donnie does love his diet coke

3points

Terran 2 years ago (edited)

Well the grates work better then the actual government.

3points

Diego,Laura 2 years ago

Why is this not a surprise?

3points

censorshipsucks 2 years ago

if it was the previous guy, not a surprise at all.

5points

Donna Peluda 2 years ago

I want to break free 🎶🎵🎶

2points

Peppy 2 years ago

Product placement

2points

Cat Maglev 2 years ago

for Trump when he makes a speech???

1point

#12

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

375points

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Coralinea 2 years ago

They sure are dedicated to the cause.

135points

TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago

Oh I see, they made a typo on the sign - they wrote "of " instead of "on"

11points

Cthulhu is Alive 2 years ago

I've been to this museum, it's actually quite good! A complete history of firefighting and all the trucks and equipment they used to use!

10points

SaneMinotaur (she/her) 2 years ago

There was a nightclub in my old town called 'Flames', and no joke, it did actually burn down. Thankfully nobody was there at the time!

7points

A Bobcat From Philly 2 years ago

We had a great venue here called "Backdraft" that even had an old fire truck outside. Burnt to the ground. Sad really.

3points

Mani 2 years ago

Where's the Museum of Smoke though?

4points

Thegoodboi Premium 2 years ago

That comes later!

1point

Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago

That's what I call realistic

3points

Steve H 2 years ago

They keep those fires burning day and night... Not like that you pervs

1point

Jigsaw's Puzzle 2 years ago

Keep up the good work 👍👍👍👍👍

1point

Pascale Pierloot 2 years ago

They must have received those XXL carpets.

1point

Mike M 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

#13

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

368points

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Domi 2 years ago

I like this sense of humor.

89points

Lady Vader 2 years ago

Me too, and I want the mug! 😁

1point

Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago

The only way you can make me watch a world cup 🤪

11points

Stephanie Did It 2 years ago

It's just mugging for the camera.

7points

Ronstantin 2 years ago

Bored pun, duh … 😄

4points

Terran 2 years ago

Watching it for hours now. Is boring. Don't know what all the fuss is about.

3points

Pedantic Panda 2 years ago

Watching it backwards for some reason.

3points

Sad Quokka 2 years ago

Interesting

3points

Lil Potato 2 years ago

anyone else notice the pattern on the keyboard?

2points

Austin Sauce 2 years ago

Next it’ll be BOOOOOOOWWWWWWWL

1point

Pascale Pierloot 2 years ago

Ok, but who won???

1point

#14

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

367points

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Qia Munther 2 years ago

A comment on social media

132points

JoyfulZebra 2 years ago

A reply to a comment on social media

53points

blobby_grrl 2 years ago

A blobfish who decided to reply to a comment on social media

8points

AndThenICommented 2 years ago

And early chat rooms

6points

RedPanda 2 years ago

A red panda magically replying to a comment on social media.

4points

Thegoodboi Premium 2 years ago

A bark bark here and a bark bark there. Here a bark, there a bark. Everywhere a bark bark.

3points

A Bobcat From Philly 2 years ago

Trying not to be Sarah Elizabeth...

2points

Astrius 2 years ago

A reply to a comment on social media that is way too long just because i can

2points

𝓟𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓠𝓾𝓮𝓮𝓷 2 years ago

A celebrity replying to this comment

1point

That One Quiet Kid 2 years ago

A reply to a comment to a post on social media

1point

Impasta (she/they) 2 years ago

A reply to a comment on social media

0points

Luna Crow 2 years ago

The filter weirdness has gotten insane.

37points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 2 years ago

Would make a convincing poster for a quite realistic thriller movie about social media.

26points

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

Thriller/horror film.

8points

JoinMeZoe 2 years ago

Um... Wow... Fingers crossed the mirror is photoshoped

18points

Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago

You can't trust anyone anymore

15points

Steal 2 years ago

That's....kinda creepy.

9points

Paul Neff 2 years ago

I now know Victoria's Secret too....

7points

Id row 2 years ago

Is that a filter or was that shopped?

3points

KombatBunni 2 years ago

Definitely a filter. Like filtered to death..

3points

tuzdayschild 2 years ago

Her mother told her she could be anything she wanted to be. She wants to be 45 years younger.

2points

Stygtand Premium 2 years ago

Im old can someone please explain what is going on here?

2points

JoyfulZebra 2 years ago

The "girl" is actually a guy, but he's using Photoshop for the picture. However, the mirror shows how he really looks.

12points

Today, memes have transformed into a tangible phenomenon that can be observed as they grow, spread, and mutate. Limor Shifman, a professor of communication at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem, sees this as a huge opportunity for researchers. “It's like internet users paving the way for academics to look at memes more scientifically."

In a 2014 Facebook study, researchers found that in just one example, there were 121,605 different variants of one particular meme posted across 1.14 million status updates.

#15

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

351points

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Anthony Nizza 2 years ago

You can't make me

118points

Alex and definitely not Sauron 2 years ago

*aggressively sobs while doing heart surgery*

21points

Kelley Gilbert Zumwalt 2 years ago

Well, if it isn't your party, then technically....

1point

ADHD raptor 2 years ago

we must rebell

1point

goodguybrad 2 years ago

The fact that they had to put this up..

15points

Lauren S 2 years ago

Well look at management addressing the real problems with the work environment.

10points

Stephanie Did It 2 years ago

It's my potty and I'll cry if I want to

10points

That One Quiet Kid 2 years ago

Cry if I want to

3points

Luna Crow 2 years ago

Well, gonna be in here a while longer then..

9points

Juliette Deroulede 2 years ago

At least three people (including myself) have hidden in the bathroom at work to cry... I can't speak for the others, but my own was unrelated to work...

4points

Anonymous 2 years ago

Funeral parlor?

3points

MikeMaxis 2 years ago

Hospice?

0points

Skye Ragsdale 2 years ago

Guess I won't be returning 🤷🏽‍♀️

2points

Onion Cutting Ninja 2 years ago

yep.

2points

Austin Sauce 2 years ago

Who printed this? Boss Baby?

1point

#16

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

350points

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Coralinea 2 years ago

I'm as surprised as you are.

115points

goodguybrad 2 years ago

lmao

4points

Sensitive_panda 2 years ago

What did you do :O

6points

TheBoredOne 2 years ago

Got your nose!

3points

Thee8thsense 2 years ago

Oooohh....I can breathe again...

3points

Kliskabojumba 2 years ago

Huh?How dare you

2points

Swiss Cheese 2 years ago

He’s trying to get air after you stuffed that door handle in his mouth

2points

DP 2(DP The Magical Unicorn) 2 years ago

I’m dirty minded…

2points

Mike 2 years ago

Ditto

2points

That One Quiet Kid 2 years ago

I don't blame 'em, I'd be surprised if someone ripped my lips off

2points

Alexander Izzo 2 years ago

he has seen too much

2points

Barbara R 2 years ago

You broke me nose! Need a plaster please.

1point

#17

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

346points

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Stephanie Did It 2 years ago

Why the long face, Neighly?

90points

Jeff Gabrisl 2 years ago

I just love Sarah Jessica Parker!

14points

Colin 2 years ago

Had no idea she needed to wear a skull bucket though

1point

Serial pacifist 2 years ago

Quit horsing around, Jenny.

11points

Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago

Giving horsefaced a new meaning

5points

Debrina Blackmoon 2 years ago

Maybe she's born with it.

1point

Mistiekim 2 years ago

1. I’m very glad she is wearing a helmet. I always trip and fall when I gallop. 2. I want the donut.

4points

Mickysixxx 2 years ago

BoJakie Horsegirl

2points

Swiss Cheese 2 years ago

Took me a second

1point

TyrantrumGogoat 2 years ago

Jean kirstein's sister

1point

Reinaldo Fuentes 2 years ago

Bojack's mom in her sporting days.

1point

Marlene Ricker 9 months ago

Great picture!

0points

#18

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

345points

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Cthulhu is Alive 2 years ago

I once googled "the song with the saxophone solo" and actually got my answer so that was good.

149points

Owen 2 years ago

Baker Street. It's always Baker Street.

51points

blobby_grrl 2 years ago

Let me guess.... Careless Whisper???

20points

Ell Bee 2 years ago

My tinnitus sounds like that special song, so I googled it and yes... It was Baker Street.

10points

Joshua Russell 2 years ago

Yakety Sax.

8points

Agamemnon O'Neill 2 years ago

True. Spandau Ballet.

6points

Dr_Atlas 2 years ago

Was it careless whisper

3points

Juliette Deroulede 2 years ago

I Will Always Love You?

3points

Amanda Taylor 2 years ago

Baker street by Gerry Rafferty?

2points

valyn 2 years ago

i always thing "Urgent" by Foreigner

2points

Esme Love and Squalor 2 years ago

Oh bondage, up yours! - X Ray Spex

2points

James Mayer 2 years ago

Was it "Baker Street"?

1point

Dolly Abson 2 years ago

Jungleland!

0points

Lord Mysticlaw 2 years ago

PSA: The "song catcher" feature in Deezer now allows you to sing or hum a song for it to try to identify, and it's pretty good. Much better than I was expecting.

4points

Marco Marques 2 years ago

you can also do that with google on your phone: just say "hey google, whats this song" and it works with humming, singing or whistleing!

0points

beethebi 2 years ago

hey google, what's the song that goes ba da ba da ba da ba oooo aaaa

3points

Owen 2 years ago

Baker street

3points

WindySwede 2 years ago

Na na na na-naaaa, nananana!

3points

Owen 2 years ago

Baker street

1point

Anonymous 2 years ago

And I STILL can't find "Saxophone song that plays when someone wastes food on TikTok".

2points

Mickysixxx 2 years ago

That song with the guy that does that thing in the film clip...........

2points

Wren Hard 2 years ago

oh-a oh-a hoo hoo ooh, hoh-a hoh-a hoh hoh ohh, dum dum dum

1point

G'ma B 2 years ago

OMG! 😂

0points

Amy Rhea 2 years ago

Before google, we would call the radio stations and ask what song it was. Thank you, google

0points

A Bobcat From Philly 2 years ago

On Quora: What's the name of that song in the film from India that goes "dee dee dee do doo dah dee dee?" Like REALLY?

0points

#19

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

342points

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SCP 4666 2 years ago

Name for my new gothic metal band

114points

That One Quiet Kid 2 years ago

Can I be the singer?

7points

Cal the dragon (she/her) 2 years ago

I want to be the chaotic bassist.

2points

Beck 2 years ago

I can see them playing HIM music. I have not listened to them in so long!

2points

Lisa H 2 years ago

Dibs on a demo!

1point

𝔙𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔤𝔢 𝔊𝔦𝔯𝔩 2 years ago

Can I be the depressed keyboard player?

1point

Roland 2 years ago

https://www.discogs.com/artist/1795773-Eternal-Pain

1point

PotatoPanda 2 years ago

SCPs have bands

1point

Terra Raizor 2 years ago

You mean emo? Lol jk

0points

kit cat chunky 2 years ago

are you the real santa

0points

Passerby 2 years ago

Name for my perpetual state of being.

0points

Ronstantin 2 years ago

My head plays: "Close your eyes, give me your hand, darli-hing …"

7points

SCP 4666 2 years ago

Do you feel my heart beeheeaating

3points

Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago

Finally in stock

3points

Sofie 2 years ago

I suppose you didn’t feel the same and I was only dreaming 😢

3points

Debrina Blackmoon 2 years ago

Bodies burning in eternal paaaaain...

3points

Anthony Nizza 2 years ago

Got that covered

2points

Austin Sauce 2 years ago

Where’s the Drake records?

1point

OwenHasADHD 2 years ago

The edgy is strong with this one

1point

john s 2 years ago

Close your eyes... give me your hand, darling...

1point

Mickie Shea 2 years ago

A sign that makes sense.

0points

James Mayer 2 years ago

Not true, if you yank the adhesive tape off QUICK!

0points

#20

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

304points

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Uncanny 2 years ago

It isn’t easy being green. 😢

228points

Lindilou 2 years ago

Or a frog.

8points

SH Holmes 2 years ago

That's why he's feeling blue.

4points

Lady B 2 years ago

“Ain’t “

2points

gloria benado 2 years ago

Aw that hit me in the feels 😞

1point

CGZ 2 years ago

With all the other pretty colors in the world.

1point

HEADLESS ROACHS SISTER 2 years ago

I 💚 the color green ☺️☺️

0points

Mickysixxx 2 years ago (edited)

Kermit waiting for Miss Piggy to finish at the shops

11points

BatPhace 2 years ago

Me too man, me too. Where's your rainbow connection now bud? Where'd all your dreamers go?

10points

A Wild Bean 2 years ago

Now I'm just thinking of Constantine saying "the lovers, the dreamers, and cheese" in Muppets Most Wanted lol

1point

Lauren S 2 years ago

Contemplating life choices be like

4points

ThatOneWriter 2 years ago

I guess he finally caught Miss Piggy and Gonzo

2points

Austin Sauce 2 years ago

He wants to convert to Judaism but can’t stop eating pork

1point

Id row 2 years ago

Keanu in a Kermit suit.

1point

Vasana Phong 2 years ago

He misses his miss piggy

1point

Mickie Shea 2 years ago

Miss Piggy has left me.

0points

Michael Silverstein (TheManZooper) 2 years ago

He can still hear their screams...

0points

#21

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

280points

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BatPhace 2 years ago

Reverse Cerberus is still missing something 😂

94points

V 2 years ago

Reversberus

18points

Lauren S 2 years ago

That look me a solid minute to sort out what belonged to who.

10points

Jason 2 years ago

Took me zooming in and staring for like 30 seconds to realize what was happening

5points

Mr Old School Cool 2 years ago

John Carpenter’s “The Thing”

4points

vennyp0o 2 years ago

That was my first thought!!

0points

Juliette Deroulede 2 years ago

rare mythical beast

3points

Brindle Nutter 2 years ago

The Thing...

2points

Drinking my Covfefe 2 years ago

Is that a wound on his neck?

2points

TheDemonicCat 2 years ago (edited)

I think it's a collar... I think...

1point

Rider 2 years ago

Quick get Kirk Russel he has the flamethrower.

1point

G'ma B 2 years ago

OMG! 😂

0points

sayanything 2 years ago

The only way they are comfortable.

0points

#22

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

276points

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JoinMeZoe 2 years ago

An actual dog person.

60points

David Martin 2 years ago

How well did I really know my grandparents? Well, I know they were a couple of b*tchs...

12points

Sofie 2 years ago

Haha 😂

1point

Mickysixxx 2 years ago

Sir, SIR! Do you mind not taking my picture

8points

Powerful Katrinka 2 years ago

"Stop. Kicking. My. Seat!"

7points

Nico Roby (She / They) 2 years ago

Grandma! What big tongue you have! All the better to lick you with!

1point

Pascale Pierloot 2 years ago

That dog knew you in another life.

1point

Maddie Star ⭐ 2 years ago

you are being judged...

1point

Swiss Cheese 2 years ago

Whatchu looking at

1point

Lil Potato 2 years ago

where do you start?

1point

Marlene Ricker 9 months ago

He looks like he's judging the person taking the picture!

0points

#23

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

263points

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Alecto76 2 years ago (edited)

We had a bird like this growing up. He was abused by his prior owner and put out in an alley in the cold. Through the grapevine he wound up with us. Hated all of us, but wanted to mate with the german shepard (both male). He was mean, but he was ours. We don't believe in cages all day so he would spend his time on the curtain rods. Then suddenly one day , Ricky's on the table, pulling food off of everyone's plates, screaming and attacking, and...this was our life until he accidentally got out (8 ish years later)(riding on his boyfriend) and flew away. Not our first inter-species relationship, but was our first inter-species homosexual relationship. He was awful, but we missed him a lot.

171points

Dan Padgett 2 years ago

I want that last sentence on my grave stone.

95points

Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago

My parents have a gay cat couple. They're trying to hump each other all day...

28points

Artistic Cat (he him) 2 years ago

And people say homosexuality isn’t natural

15points

OnAFreakingRollercoaster 2 years ago

Last sentence describes a lot of relationships i believe 😅

15points

Ches Yamada 2 years ago

Aww, Ricky sounds a little like the parrotlet I rescued. Poor thing was raised as a baby by being carried arpund in someone's hoodie at college, and then they just didn't want her anymore. My SIL took her in but she was horrible, scared everyone and bit like crazy. Then my MIL had her, but after I saw she had her locked up in a room 24/7 with unsocialized parokeets (budgies), I took her home. She bit me once, that same day. After that I told her VERY firmly she wasn't going to terrorize me (would stroke her beak and say "no bite!"), and she listened. I was one of the only people that could give her head scritches and she would sit on my shoulder. She had a huge attitude and would shred anything within reach of her beak, screeching all the while. She passed because she had some kind of seizure and we had to put her down. RIP Penny.

13points

Terran 2 years ago

That was a wild ride

8points

Grudge-holding Treefrog 2 years ago

My family has a gay goat/sheep couple. It’s kinda weird how clingy they are

4points

Valerie Lessard 2 years ago

I love this story. I dread my birds being lost. We don't have other pets but my blue would totally get rides on it.

3points

Pascale Pierloot 2 years ago

Hope he wound up with a nice family, again. 🤷🙏❤️

2points

Xray0976 2 years ago

Jesus Christ

2points

Kelley Gilbert Zumwalt 2 years ago

Without your story and scrolling back for another look, I thought this was just a picture of a guy with an odd mask on top of his head to eat. Thanks for sharing your bird story. I hope his BF wasn't too upset that Eddie ghosted.

1point

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

🦜

1point

3 Owls In A Coat 2 years ago

This was beautiful, thank you for sharing

1point

Dawnieangel76 2 years ago

This would make a helluva Disney short.

0points

Beruthiel45 2 years ago

🥺

0points

Paul Pallansch 2 years ago

Matthew Inman had a bird like this. Here's his webcomic about "Grump": https://theoatmeal.com/comics/grump

0points

Drinking my Covfefe 2 years ago

I had a pet rooster that did his sex dance for the cats and would try to mate with them and my border collie. He liked spaghetti too

12points

kath morgan 2 years ago

We had a bird like this, they are such huge (stubborn) little personalities in such tiny packages! Spoiled rotten but never a dull moment. Miss you 🥕

3points

Shelby Moonheart 2 years ago

I thought it was a dragon.

2points

Mafia! 2 years ago

I am SO GLAD I'm not the only one!

1point

David 2 years ago

This was my cockatiel. She really loved ice cream for whatever reason.

2points

Wren Hard 2 years ago

Is this princess parrot? I have a pair :)

1point

Jigsaw's Puzzle 2 years ago (edited)

Polly wanna spageti

1point

Horten Ho-229 (she/her) 2 years ago

mmmMINE

1point

Marlene Ricker 9 months ago

Looks like he will be sharing if he wants to or not!

0points

Mickie Shea 2 years ago

My bird would sit on my head as I prepare for the day and groom my hair.

0points

#24

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

250points

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Stephanie Did It 2 years ago

Awww he has his daddy's nose!

170points

BewilderedBanana 2 years ago

he IS his daddy's nose :D

27points

SH Holmes 2 years ago

This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen.

7points

DP 2(DP The Magical Unicorn) 2 years ago

Slendybaby.

4points

Jelo Alconaba 2 years ago

Literally. 🤣

2points

Iva Kazalova 2 years ago

This is pure nightmare fuel

20points

Spocks's Mom 2 years ago

Thank god cuz I was running on fumes.

5points

Mickysixxx 2 years ago (edited)

Im not religious or anything but im pretty sure you got a demon baby there bud

10points

A_Cat_To_The_Past 2 years ago

Im scared

5points

Eliss 2 years ago

Snapchat filters be like:

3points

Swiss Cheese 2 years ago

I’m not even gonna ask

2points

Hearthstone Blitzen 2 years ago

Thats horrifying lmaooo

1point

Random Dolphin 2 years ago

Baby Voldemort!

1point

Asexual Zelephant 2 years ago

Nose-baby will visit me in my nightmares tonight :)

1point

Ralph Kretschmer 2 years ago

Ewww

1point

#25

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

248points

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Coralinea 2 years ago

At least it's over the nose? 🤐

128points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago

And below the eyes . . .

4points

Francine Govan 2 years ago

it's not, though!

2points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

the absolute worst offenders I’ve seen with that are medical workers, tbh. i want to reach out and pull their masks up for them.

1point

DP 2(DP The Magical Unicorn) 2 years ago

Not even covering the nose.

1point

NamiKoa 2 years ago

All the discomfort without any of that annoying protection. Genius!

60points

October 2 years ago

Now how is he going to keep his brain from dripping out of his nose?

45points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

At least it shouldn't take long

27points

Jaaawn 2 years ago

I don't think there is one.

12points

Tamra 2 years ago

It'll be just a sniffle, really.

5points

Anthony Allen 2 years ago

Speaking from experience?

0points

Clarf 2 years ago

This guy is just an a-hole.

29points

goodguybrad 2 years ago

Male karens in america 2 years ago

15points

AbsintheMinded 2 years ago

Aren’t they referred to as kevins?

4points

Kat Min 2 years ago

That time was so useful. You could spot a dumb selfish Dck from several meters away. Nowadays, we need to talk to them, again, to find out.

13points

Sensitive_panda 2 years ago

I hope if he ever requires surgery, sneezing doctors operate on him wearing this same mask!

13points

Burnt Bagel 2 years ago

Douche!

11points

Luna Crow 2 years ago

I'd heard about the masskholes, but this is the first I've seen it enacted literally

11points

Sofie 2 years ago

😂 ”he’s a real m-hole!”

5points

Tiffi 2 years ago

Covid deniers 🤦‍♀️

4points

#26

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

245points

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Coralinea 2 years ago

Hardly any regrets.

88points

Kiss Army Premium 2 years ago

Regrets getting caught so soon...

15points

Mim“the Swede”Sorensson 2 years ago

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

4points

Shaun Coleman 2 years ago

I would say zero regrets.

4points

Cynthia Marrs Premium 2 years ago

Absolutely. No regrets.

0points

That One Quiet Kid 2 years ago

The cat's like, "Yeah, I did it, what you gonna do about it?"

13points

My O My 2 years ago

And exactly that is the difference between cats and dogs

6points

𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱 2 years ago

Don’t test me, Pamela

13points

Jj321 2 years ago

I was bringing groceries in from the car, and came in with another bunch of bags to find my beagle eating my lunch meat. No way she got it off the counter, so the cat was an accomplice. He'd get her chicken legs too.

12points

Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago

"And I will enjoy doing it again"

8points

Birb 2 years ago

Zero fluffs to give

6points

Construction site Pigeon 2 years ago (edited)

Cat ate the tray too 💀

3points

goodguybrad 2 years ago

It was me. Problem human owner?

3points

R Lenz 2 years ago

I regret nothing. NOTHING!

1point

A Bobcat From Philly 2 years ago

No f***s were given in the least

1point

#27

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

238points

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Auntriarch 2 years ago

Where to start really

94points

Drinking my Covfefe 2 years ago

Best reply for this🤣🤣

8points

That One Quiet Kid 2 years ago

The kid's blissful expression the moment before being rudely awoken

5points

Headless Roach 2 years ago

I think it already started 🙃

0points

LinkTheHylian 2 years ago

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Mickysixxx 2 years ago (edited)

Time for Timmys night-night juice

21points

Tim 2 years ago

Yes please.

4points

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

Her expression is priceless

15points

wordsupfool 2 years ago

Mmmmmm boobs and booze

8points

Richard Ross 2 years ago

Her face is hilarious 😂

5points

Marco Marques 2 years ago

That drink has a really weird color...

3points

k1ddkanuck 2 years ago (edited)

Bartender for many years. Espresso martini. They are tasty but a b*tch to make in large numbers. One or two is easy. But when a table of 6 orders one for each guest... and then does so again. And again. That gets annoying.

5points

Judi Sherosky 2 years ago

I cristen you Margaritaville Jimmy

2points

That One Quiet Kid 2 years ago

"In that moment, Timmy's mom rethought her life choices"

2points

Mav Mav 2 years ago

kids always scheming to get a first taste, but this is drastic

2points

Surfing Panda 2 years ago

How rich people baptise their kids.

1point

#28

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

231points

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InvincibleRodent 2 years ago

Quoth the fox, "It fuken wimdy".

147points

A Wild Bean 2 years ago

Indeed quite wimdy

17points

dan martyr 2 years ago

Funniest thing on this site, ever

7points

A. Starhawk Hunt 2 years ago

collie

3points

Angela Coker 2 years ago

That's a Rough Collie. Like Lassie.

1point

Mari Mar Pinta 2 years ago

🤭 🤭 🤭 😆 🤣 😂

1point

User# 6 2 years ago

♫ and it seems to me that you lived your life like a collie in the wind....♫

17points

Alex Bailey 2 years ago

Best comment in ages !!

0points

UncleRussian 2 years ago

"man she ain't lying, that a$$ can fart"

7points

Anthony Nizza 2 years ago

That's one hell of a breeze!

3points

Swiss Cheese 2 years ago

I have soo many questions

2points

Mickysixxx 2 years ago

You be anything, even an oil painting!

2points

JoinMeZoe 2 years ago

Dog fox- Dox

2points

Adrian Scarlett 2 years ago

The UV's are all screwed up...

1point

That One Quiet Kid 2 years ago

Windy collie!

1point

Marlene Ricker 9 months ago

Hurricane!!!

0points

#29

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

228points

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Lauren S 2 years ago

Watch me! *lifts shovel*

64points

EmBree 2 years ago

"Hold my beer."

5points

goodguybrad 2 years ago

"As a man who dropped out of college I can confirm you can't lose what you don't have." "BUT YOU CAN GO IN DEBT"-Technoblade

5points

Deppression 2 years ago

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry I am a technoblade fan

1point

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

Ohh yeeeeeaah?

2points

Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago

Just hold my beer...

2points

JoinMeZoe 2 years ago

Ahh... You're wrong... So very wrong

2points

Carole G. 2 years ago

Yeah? I can do this!!!

1point

Mike 2 years ago

Hold my beer.

1point

Vanessa Richardson 2 years ago

Can confirm; rock bottom *does* have a basement.

1point

Mickie Shea 2 years ago

When space is scarce.

0points

#30

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

226points

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Avocado Toast 2 years ago

Dem bebe knees

106points

That One Quiet Kid 2 years ago

Dem bebe knees

6points

Jack S 2 years ago

It's like one of those horror movies where you see faces trying to escape from a wall

27points

Yali-girl with weird name 2 years ago

Omg that scared the vitamin D out of me

16points

SaneMinotaur (she/her) 2 years ago

Lmao Yali xD

2points

Mickysixxx 2 years ago

"They speak to me at night"

12points

Barbra E. Nyberg 2 years ago

God i hope not.

6points

KamCy Ahaka 2 years ago

Lord Voldemort is back

9points

Stephanie Did It 2 years ago

*LET US OOOUUT*

5points

Thomas E S Thomas 2 years ago

Adam West goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor does the exam, then he knocks on West's knees. What happens next? A voice inside his knee calls out. "Help, we're in here!" (Joke from Family Guy)

2points

Mav Mav 2 years ago

he was once a triplet

2points

Papa Het 2 years ago

👶

2points

Izzy Curer 2 years ago

It's like that picture if you google image search 'this pregnancy book is weird meme'. Bp won't let me upload images with my phone.

1point

#31

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

217points

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Corvus 2 years ago

And then we wonder why people snap and do nasty things...

90points

MP 2 years ago

No we don’t because it’s still unacceptable.

7points

Lauren S 2 years ago (edited)

I think it’d be more like shoving a wad of toilet paper in the hole. That looks too substantial, it needs to leak in reality.

13points

best turtle 2 years ago

to anyone who tells this to someone! i hope you step on a sharpened lego.

10points

Demosthenes 2 years ago

Men with mental health problems have the same burden as everyone else with mental health problems. Get yourself help. Real men get themselves help when they need it. So yeah, Be A Man.

5points

Dan Padgett 2 years ago

Never had a man say this to me. Always a woman and normally an older woman.

4points

Jaaawn 2 years ago

Now that I think about it, I've only ever heard it from women too! My old boss said it to me when I told her the new guy was sexually harassing me at work. She told me to man up and deal with it myself.

8points

fanscious-c_a_t 2 years ago

that's so sad, actually. everyone's feelings are valid. ♥

3points

Anh Aline Vuo 2 years ago

This should be higher

2points

goodguybrad 2 years ago

Woman seeing this, "We'd never do that!"

2points

Monday 2 years ago

Same woman 12 minutes later "Omg Jack stop moping and be a man!"

8points

Yali-girl with weird name 2 years ago

Duh-if they were a man their feelings would be limited to sigma/s

2points

Ben Lewis 2 years ago

Oof....this resonates

1point

#32

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

211points

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Nunya Bidness 2 years ago

Needs more horsepower

84points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago (edited)

I have the other horse. Shall I attatch?

5points

Ches Yamada 2 years ago

Need to paint flames on it

1point

Divyansha Shukla 2 years ago

Then he should ride on a pregnant horse ,that's 2 horsepower

0points

Cthulhu is Alive 2 years ago

Wouldn't that be uncomfortable for the horse?

8points

CGZ 2 years ago

It isn't real.

3points

CGZ 2 years ago

Horrible Photoshop job.

3points

Nunya Bidness 2 years ago

And folks still think it's real.

1point

goodguybrad 2 years ago

Gen. Z horse racing

3points

XenoMurph 2 years ago

1hp.

3points

Marlene Ricker 9 months ago

That is hysterical!

0points

Dean Armstrong 2 years ago

No wheels!

0points

James Mayer 2 years ago

Runs on self-produced biofuel.

0points

sayanything 2 years ago

Not a "rice-burner"...."hay burner", maybe?

0points

Harlan Sarvis 2 years ago

*visible confusion*

0points

#33

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

200points

POST

Qia Munther 2 years ago

Godsmacked

181points

Headless Roach 2 years ago

Jesus Christ! Such a good comment!

0points

Natalie H 2 years ago

Would make a good album cover…

0points

Phyllis Turbin 2 years ago

🏆

0points

Stephanie Did It 2 years ago

How much is the opening bid on eBay?

14points

TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago

A human leg can cost up to 3.000$, the jesus picture not billed in

10points

Mickysixxx 2 years ago

Jebus!

7points

juice 2 years ago

he died for our shins!

29points

Elisha 2 years ago

Owch

5points

Illicit 2 years ago

Jesus told her twice.

4points

Joshua Russell 2 years ago

Jesus turtle dgaf

4points

Michael Cherveny 2 years ago

Oh lord

4points

Mav Mav 2 years ago

stigmata?

3points

A Bobcat From Philly 2 years ago

Jesus that must have hurt...

2points

Thomas E S Thomas 2 years ago

How you can tell a Virgin.

1point

#34

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

200points

POST

Lauren S 2 years ago

Yes, it’s a house. What’s the prob… oh. 🤦🏼‍♀️ (face palm both for the brilliant construction and me not being able to figure out what was wrong for way too long).

109points

XenoMurph 2 years ago

"I want the steps on the right." "My right or your right?" "Yes" .... "Ok, got it."

8points

best turtle 2 years ago

you had one job

5points

Cthulhu is Alive 2 years ago

It's like my Sims house.

3points

A Bobcat From Philly 2 years ago

When opportunity knocks, open the window.

2points

David R. 2 years ago

Architect must have been a cesarean baby

2points

Bradford B 2 years ago

Don't come knockin' on my window!

1point

NY Redneck 2 years ago

Must be a Dukes of Hazzard fan

1point

Asexual Zelephant 2 years ago

This took me way longer than I would want it to

1point

just a girl who loves books 2 years ago

for the robbers

1point

#35

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

184points

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October 2 years ago

Florida mom?

109points

Admiral Graf Spee 2 years ago (edited)

no dutch woman who is a bit thirsty edit: it is a plus

36points

The crushinator 2 years ago

She has s****y taste in beer though. Have you tried Grolsch lately? It tastes really weird, not the same as it was.

5points

Nunya Bidness 2 years ago

It would be Bud Light Lime if it were Florida mom.

14points

Pandasong! 2 years ago

Dutch

7points

Jeff Gabrisl 2 years ago

He doesn't like mountain dew, and keeps him asleep through the night

5points

Kristoffer Allen 2 years ago

If it was a FL mom she'd probably have on cut off jean shorts with a pack of Marlboros in her back pocket and wearing a tube top shirt that's too small, .. And 4 more kids

4points

Anh Aline Vuo 2 years ago

Nope. This is a Dutch woman. She just left a Dutch supermarket called Plus.

4points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 2 years ago

I'd say priorities well sorted out together.

3points

Hutt'nKloas 2 years ago (edited)

No Twents or Achterhoeks. Grolsch was originally brewed in Groenlo. It has, originally, a huge popularity in the eastern part of the Netherlands. De Beugel [swing bottle] also, after drinking it, is very popular with those that like to make small scale home brewed beer.

1point

Jeen Akkerman 2 years ago

Netherlands.... sorry

1point

Petra Winnubst-Turkenburg 2 years ago

The Netherlands

0points

Bored&InSchool 2 years ago

not for long.....

0points

Papa 2 years ago

Yeah Grolsch is just flying off the shelves at Publix, you moron.

0points

Lyoness 2 years ago

Leaving a Walmart?

0points

le_smol_froge 2 years ago

I’d upvote but u has 69 sooo

0points

Robert A Reider Jr 2 years ago

Fussy baby!

0points

Pascale Pierloot 2 years ago

No dads in with the flu. 😆

0points

goodguybrad 2 years ago

Ohio mom?

0points

Becklass 2 years ago (edited)

Northern English mother (I know because I’m one)

-1point

Mighty Toastress 2 years ago

Meanwhile in the Netherlands...

14points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

I'm really hoping the baby is Photoshop, otherwise.... Darwin

6points

Alex Bailey 2 years ago

I'm confused.. I thought Darwin awards were for people who took themselves out of the gene pool? 🤔

2points

Spittnimage 2 years ago

Holds onto beer, kid's on his own.

5points

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

Ron Weasley; "she neeeds to sort out her priorities"!

4points

Stephanie Did It 2 years ago

Frightening food pyramid

4points

wyngerd 2 years ago

149€ in beer. Without statiegeld.

2points

Bradford B 2 years ago

Holland / The Netherlands

1point

theoneandonlynoira 2 years ago

Priorities

1point

Corbin 2 years ago

Nope, just nope

1point

#36

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

171points

POST

Lauren S 2 years ago

Well, that’s a new hair regrowth product I haven’t seen before. Does it grow back looking like a bird’s nest?

67points

AbsintheMinded 2 years ago

One can only hope

7points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 2 years ago

More like bird's s**t I'm afraid.

5points

HEADLESS ROACHS SISTER 2 years ago

When the comment is better than the post

1point

Gregg Bender 2 years ago

No, like a bird. Can't you see there's one sprouting already?

0points

N G 2 years ago

i wonder how he feeds nuts to the squirrels

12points

Iva Kazalova 2 years ago

What kind of a masochist does this? How is he gonna explain the peck marks even if the sensation gets him off his rocker?

7points

Mickysixxx 2 years ago

He has a shower and becomes a chia pet

6points

Rena 2 years ago

and now go to the beach.

5points

Domi 2 years ago

Son of the bird woman from Home Alone 2?

5points

BipolarExpress 2 years ago

You mean Piers Morgan?

2points

Joshua Russell 2 years ago

That is a man who really wants birds on his head.

4points

Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago

How could anyone think this was a good idea??

3points

Bradford B 2 years ago

Someone brave enough to appear on this site for all the world to see.

0points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

Oh dear I thought it was Kryten for a second

3points

BipolarExpress 2 years ago

Eww

2points

#37

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

163points

POST

Avocado Toast 2 years ago

Bro just wanted to ask you about your cars extended warranty.

153points

DP 2(DP The Magical Unicorn) 2 years ago

Lmao I dint see him at first

6points

Charlie the Cat 2 years ago

Here's Johnny!

7points

Elisha 2 years ago

Uh wth is going on

6points

Mickysixxx 2 years ago

Heeeeeeres creepy!

6points

Dan Padgett 2 years ago

"have you heard about our lord and saviour?"

5points

That One Quiet Kid 2 years ago

"Oop, seems I've burst through the wrong wall"

2points

Display_Name 2 years ago

"Hey, man! What are you doing?! You are supposed to peak through the hole in the wall! Not poke your head through the wall! I guess we are watching Porky's again."

1point

Cal the dragon (she/her) 2 years ago

HERES JOHNNY

1point

Antoinette Maldari 2 years ago

He was reacting to the duck lips

1point

Colin 2 years ago

Glory hole gone too far

1point

#38

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

156points

POST

Yali-girl with weird name 2 years ago

This is so wrong.

82points

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

Yeah, one never puts ketchup on Mickey Dee's fries.

5points

MP 2 years ago

Yeah McDonald’s doesn’t have crinkly fries

3points

Bella 2 years ago

Thanks, I hate it

1point

That One Quiet Kid 2 years ago

Nah, my little sister would love it.

1point

Phyllis Turbin 2 years ago

If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.

0points

Mim“the Swede”Sorensson 2 years ago

Yes. I’m upset now.

0points

DP 2(DP The Magical Unicorn) 2 years ago

How so?

0points

Jack S 2 years ago

What a waste though.

5points

Sad Quokka 2 years ago

You want some chips with your ketchup?

3points

OnAFreakingRollercoaster 2 years ago

Those are the portion sizes my kids like 👌

2points

Brocken Blue 2 years ago

My husband too… kids of ALL ages apparently 😂

0points

SeaJaySea 2 years ago

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

1point

Carole G. 2 years ago

NOPE!

1point

Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago

This is so right. Yumm

1point

Mickysixxx 2 years ago

Damn burger punks!

1point

Stephanie Did It 2 years ago

My, How the fries have ketchupped.

1point

Mickie Shea 2 years ago

The new McDonalds

0points

#39

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

146points

POST

Avocado Toast 2 years ago (edited)

Someone clearly had a drink before sharing.

84points

goodguybrad 2 years ago

haha

7points

Mickysixxx 2 years ago

Jesus juice gone wild

4points

Vasana Phong 2 years ago

Ok this is the 4th and last one ..hiccup… ok

3points

Yali-girl with weird name 2 years ago

I would literally murder the spiller-and the blood thats on my dress could just be the wine he spilt on me 😈

2points

Lyone Fein 2 years ago

Someone already drunk

1point

Mickie Shea 2 years ago

Here, I'm okay to pour. Wait, I'll get it.

0points

Surgichick 2 years ago

drinking problem

0points

okpkpkp 2 years ago

too drunk already

0points

Helmut Kok 2 years ago

go home you are both drunk

0points

Corbin 2 years ago

Who pours from that high anyway?

0points

#40

Nonsense-Pics-Realmemephone

Final score:

123points

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Lauren S 2 years ago

Can someone tell me why it’s suddenly socially acceptable to grow a mullet again?

164points

Dan Padgett 2 years ago

Like all fashions, they rotate. Nothing is new, it's merely it's time to be back again. Personally looking forward to baggy jeans and band hoodies being in vogue again.

38points

AlexJ 2 years ago

I'm more worried that it's socially acceptable to wear that t-shirt.

15points

Lyone Fein 2 years ago

In some places, it's never been out of style. It's just acceptable to post memes about them again.

12points

KathleenJ 2 years ago

why does anything that doesn't hurt anyone have to be 'socially acceptable' ??!

9points

MP 2 years ago

It never stopped being acceptable to express yourself through fashion and personal appearance.

9points

Kristy Marion 2 years ago

No hairdressers open for a long time during Covid, so most grew it as an ironic joke. Then it became actually popular again.

8points

CORGI QUEEN 2 years ago

never was

7points

2 years ago

whats so wrong with mullets?😭 (not me feeling attacked bc i have a girl mullet that's fluffy)

6points

Roy Zobel 2 years ago

It's a kid. Kids can do what they want and they will always be socially acceptable.

6points

Jennik 2 years ago (edited)

I have a mullet. A bright pink one. I love it. And to add a bit more context, I live in NZ, I'm in my late fifties, I have an MA in English Lit, I worked in in the book industry for over 30 years (just changed to a new direction), and I listen to classical music. Just adding these details to show the danger of stereotyping by country, age, education, interests etc. I was fairly conservative in my hairstyle until a couple of years ago when my hairdresser and I started experimenting!

5points

Synsepalum 2 years ago

In certain parts of the US mullets never left.

4points

Jordi Sharpe 2 years ago

Your average skid has to be able to lure and seduce an El Camino, and a mullet is irresistible to such vehicles. The musk of crystal meth is another potent attractor.

3points

Reinaldo Fuentes 2 years ago

The copstache is also making a comeback, and I want answers!

3points

Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

Beats me, but the bus driver I reported this morning for driving like a f*****g lunatic and endangering everyone on board was sporting one.

2points

LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago

We ran out of new things to try. Now we gotta give the classics a try *grabs a powdered wig*

2points

3 Owls In A Coat 2 years ago

My little brother (28M) has had a mullet since he was a baby, no lie. It’s his time to shine I guess.

2points

deborah ahn 2 years ago

because social media made it ironic and soon it'll probably be referred to iconic.

2points

Amanda Fondaumiere 2 years ago

I dont know, but i hate it

2points

JOHANNA MUELLER 2 years ago

the gays started doing it. and they did it better

2points

HardieBoysMama 2 years ago

One word...'Murica

2points

PVR 2 years ago

Bad karma biting us in the arše?

2points

PlatinumTheCat 2 years ago

Why do people hate mullets? What’s wrong with them, I personally have no opinion on them I don’t really care, but what’s so bad about them

1point

G'ma B 2 years ago

NOOOOooo!

1point

Mickie Shea 2 years ago

Mullets are always cool.

1point

Electra Smith 2 years ago

Beats me.

1point

Niall Mac Iomera 2 years ago

It's about non conformance. Boys don't want to look "pretty". And they're copying footy players.

1point

Nat of Clan P 2 years ago

Yes! This!

1point

Geoffrey Augusto 2 years ago

Theo Von

1point

Terry Tobias 2 years ago

I don't know. It was ugly the first time and it's ugly now.

1point

Nichole Harris 2 years ago

No....no we can't but as a southern woman, I apologize!

1point

Jilltdcatlady 2 years ago

Remember how scientists come across a species that they thought was extinct for thousands of years? It's like that.

1point

Mrs. EW 2 years ago

Right? I’m sitting behind a kid (around 8 yrs old) with beautiful dirty blonde hair. He drops an ear pod that falls near my feet. I pick it up to hand it to him, look up and that beautiful hair turned into a full blown mullet. I almost cried.

1point