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There are two types of nice guys — those who get the term from others for being decent human beings and those who attribute it to themselves. Sadly, some self-proclaimed "nice guys", who are actually manchildren or douches, mistake being spineless and pathetic for being nice and they are all over the place.
They might tone down their virtue signaling in real life over the fear of being called out and having to actually deal with a person but show all their true colors online, where the cable provides them with distance and security. Mainly, they go after women on every imaginable platform. However, rejections shake their vulnerable ego and in order to save it from shattering, nice guys attack.
The appropriately-titled subreddit r/NiceGuys collects sightings of these repulsive creatures in order to prepare everyone should they face one of them in the wild. The ridiculous posts paint a pretty vivid picture of what might be waiting for you just a click away, so continue scrolling and check them out. By the end of this article, you'll definitely know how to spot — and avoid — a nice guy.
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#1
We Even Eat
Esca Sav 5 years ago
If I was lesbian, I'd ask her out. Get you a woman like this, this is a good woman
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Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago
If you're older than 10 and still believe girls don't do normal body functions.. I have some bad news.
TheHolyFatherOfToast 5 years ago
I wonder how many seconds/ minutes the first five texts are apart from
deanna woods 5 years ago
It's sad how they go from "Hey, cutie" to "You are actually a bitch" in a short amount of time.
These nice guys, the often physically unattractive men who overcompensate for their physical and social shortcomings with clingy and over-the-top behavior to women, are relentlessly mocked online.
Dr. Robert Glover, who's studied the issue, agreed that these men are often trying to form "covert contracts" with the target of their affections.
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#2
An Honest Observation
eezycheezes101 5 years ago
I would upvote this picture a million times if I could
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Moo Moo Futch 5 years ago
To be honest, I would like to have seen the guy's reply to that reality check. You just know that he will have tried to justify what he was doing was ok and how the girl is using him or something.
Amy Pattie 5 years ago (edited)
How mature people deal with it is something like this: Him: hey, I have feelings for you so hearing about guys you’re with hurts Her: oh, well that is the basis of our friendship so I guess we shouldn’t be friends even though it hurts Him: I accept this end of our friendship even though it hurts *friendship ends and everyone takes responsibility for their own feelings and does the mature thing. Everyone’s feelings are validated without blame* Thank you for coming to my ted talk
deanna woods 5 years ago
That was a very good ted talk and it made a lot of sense.
Load More Replies... Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago
I don't get the whole "you're an asshole if you friend-zone someone" thing. It's okay not to like someone back!
deanna woods 5 years ago
If he didn't want to be used as a shoulder to cry on he should have just said so.
Psychologist Dr Jesse Marczyk told The Independent: "The men who tend to get stuck in the friend-zone might not be attractive enough on their own (physically, socially, or otherwise), and so try to compensate for their shortcomings by investing in women more than their peers. In other words, they might use kindness to try and make up for what they lack elsewhere."
Their logic dictates that if you meet someone's needs without them having to ask, they should meet yours. So if a man is nice to a woman, she should repay him by becoming his girlfriend, because that's only fair.
"Others typically do not realize these contracts exist and are often surprised when the nice guy lashes out at their failure to keep their end of the deal."
#3
Thought It Belonged Here
Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
Reinstate said law please! (But not nose biting, maybe a swift kick to the twig and berries?)
Edgar Rops 5 years ago
And I would add "and should consider himself fortunate it was just his nose"
Naomi Armitage 5 years ago
IIRC, someone in the gallery piped up in response, "And eat it up!"
#4
It's Not The Piece Of Plastic
Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago
Dude, I hate to break it to you but 1) it’s a you issue and 2) us women have those things even when we’re in a relationship.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago
This sounds like the equivalent of "Uneducated immigrants who don't speak American stole our jerbs."
CatWoman312 5 years ago
The piece of plastic doesn’t talk and follow you around like a sad lost puppy
Charlotte 5 years ago
That a description from someone who has only ever seen women women masturbate in porn and so has no idea how we actually derive pleasure.
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AuntB44 5 years ago
If the piece of plastic gets her the end result she wants, you need to ask yourself what you're doing wrong.
WildBerry 5 years ago
Tony is bit confused about some things. In addition, he's lumped 'pounding' / sex in with 'love' and the 2 are not always inclusive.
Load More Replies... Jarno Flinkers 5 years ago
I doubt that piece of plastic shows her his belt buckles and fedora's.
#5
When Will They Realise
Saico Hipe 5 years ago
Yeah, about that... I am a guy who's been friends mostly with women throughout my life. Not because I expected them to have sex with me, but because I genuinely valued their friendship. Lo and behold, more than a couple of them ended up having sex with me. Even if that didn't continue, we remained friends. In one case it DID continue, and we've now been together almost 5 years. ❤️
Daria B 5 years ago
I'm glad for you. But I believe your comment is addressed towards these pretenders who expect sex from friendship by default. Like, moral of the story -> don't expect it - if it happens, it's luck.
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K Witmer 5 years ago
The friendzone doesn't exist. You're just a friend so be a friend and stop thinking you're owed sex or a relationship just bc you're pretending to be nice. We can tell that's why we talk about other guys w you so you get the effing hint bc it gets scary if we full on reject a guy w nice guy syndrome
Banjo Peppers 5 years ago
How much do I need to pay to never hear ANYONE say “friend zone” EVER AGAIN?
Bacony Cakes 5 years ago
depends if EA bought the concept of romance or not
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petersilie 5 years ago
the "friend zone" can have different meanings and is a popular term to manipulate people. i stay with a non-negative view and would ask "to be friends", if they expect more than that.
Leo Domitrix 5 years ago
My husband started in the friend zone 30 years ago. And... we're still together. So, don't diss the friend zone!
Gin Marie 5 years ago
The "friend zone" has a particular meaning. The guys who whine about it often sneer that they have *enough* female friends, which means they're just hanging around trying to manipulate a girl into sex.
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Nice Guy Thinks He’s Better Than Guacamole
Ripley 5 years ago
Dude honestly thinks that she's putting in a booty call with him after he called her a "f*****g bitch". Talk about being massively deluded.
Ripley 5 years ago
Thanks heaps, BP, for finding it necessary to edit my comment . . .
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Lora Mad 5 years ago
If you call yourself "a nice guy", my guess is you're not :) I've been called a "neighborhood who*e" by so many of them, after declining their sex offers. Which actually doesn't make any sense, because if I was actually a who*e, I would have never said no... And if they were nice... Well, they would have been nice :D
Wonderful 5 years ago
When you scoop the chip and it becomes the perfect amount of guacamole and that first crunch of the chip. Damn.. I need some guac.
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TheWitchNaru 5 years ago
*cackles* Welcome to every male response on dating apps. You say no to a date or sex, they respond with verbal abuse.
Lynsey Mooney 5 years ago
You gotta take in the stupidity and savour it and then obviously give a slap 😂😂
#7
At Least Some Justice Was Served
Ruby Evans 5 years ago
i love that you used missile instead of bullet beause saying she dodged a bullet would be an understatement.
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BG 5 years ago
Shane Hoban https://www.newsbreak.com/news/1488424225876/rejected-comedian-gets-what-he-deserves-after-verbally-abusing-date
K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago
Thank you for the detective work. I applaud her for her honesty. What does it take to turn someone down kindly without any chance they may think 1. I should try harder. 2. She’s just stringing me along.
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Mosheh Wolf 5 years ago
I would apologize on behalf of all men, however, this was evidently not a man but an ambulatory turd excreted by a hog with a severe gastrointestinal disorder.
thetacotruckman 4 years ago
she didn't want to go dude like i'm surprised that the ´nice guy´ couldn´t understand that.
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Julius Martin 5 years ago
Love how he felt so strongly that he won then got his career snatched
Banjo Peppers 5 years ago
Lmao Jesus, what a psycho. “Sorry I can’t make it” “YOU WILL NEVER WORK IN TTHIS TOWN AGAIN, A PLAGUE UPON YOUR HOUSE, DISHONOR, HUMILIATION FOR ALL TIME REIGNS UPON YOUR HEAD” what a loser.
Todorokie-dokie 5 years ago (edited)
How the f*ck do you even take that first text as an INSULT? (I mean, like, how did the GUY take that as an insult, to clarify. :) )
Katherine Heasley 5 years ago
Even the most polite rejection is enough to make an immature male feel attacked.
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#8
A Self Aware Former Nice Guy
Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago
I like this one, he made me laugh. I hope he’s found his happiness now he has some self awareness.
CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago
But that's the thing. Maybe his looks had some effect on his love life, but it's guaranteed his shitty attitude had a way bigger effect. I knew some pretty unfashionable dudes in High School who had amazing girlfriends because they were genuinely lovely young men, not just pretending to be lovely for the sake of getting laid.
Bama Belle 5 years ago
I once heard a college kid going on and on about how beautiful sorority girls wouldn't give him the time of day because they didn't want "nice guys", they only wanted "jocks" who treated them badly. I asked him, "Have you ever thought about giving some of the non-sorority girls a chance? I'm sure there'd be plenty who'd like to get to know you.". This fool says to me, "Why should I settle?!" (w/ emphasis on the I, as if he were too good). So I say to him, "Why should THEY settle?".
Ms.GB 5 years ago
Yes, I think the problem is that none of these so called nice guys have the slightest bit of self awareness.
Load More Replies... CatWoman312 5 years ago
That’s funny, but I’m pretty sure that’s not why they were interested.
#9
Nice Guy Tries To Insult A Woman And Accidentally Compliments Her Instead
Marnie 5 years ago
35 and no one wants you? :-) When I was 43, I dated a 24 yo who looked like David Tennant. I'm hideous now, but...
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 5 years ago
*blinks* More details, please. A 24yr old who looked like 24yr old David Tennant? Or a 24yr old who looked like 30ish DT? Or a 24yr old who looked like 43yr old DT? Because that's very important in my opinion 😄😄😄
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#10
Guess We Can Add Moby To The List Of Nice Guys As Well
CatWoman312 5 years ago
And as women we are taught to be polite. Why can’t we just teach men to leave us the fûck alone
K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago
I see what you did to bypass BP’s word censor. We have much to learn.
Load More Replies... Kim 5 years ago
As a guy I’m constantly learning that men I think are cool are in reality being a$$holes to women and I didn’t notice because I’ve only seen how they are with other men. Both celebrities and my personal friends. It’s creepy how someone can have two sides, like to me a guy can be the best person ever and then to some girl he’s becoming some 5 year old brat who didn’t get that ice cream from his mom so he decides do scream and complain about his life being unfair.
K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago
Thank you for sharing! Men need to hold other men accountable. Yes, women do and have been keeping other women in check long before written history.
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Sara Salazar 4 years ago
the worst part is he tried to double down after she made that comment by posting photos of them at events together....like them being at the same place validates his claim? She was 18...
#11
This One Is So Unbelievable It Sounds Fake... But At The Same Time, I Don’t Doubt It At All
Lord Mysticlaw 5 years ago
I'm much smarter than you -- yeah dude, that's a good pickup line. Very seductive.
Bacony Cakes 5 years ago
Don't use the word smart with me! -Orange Oppressor, 2020.
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Leo Domitrix 5 years ago
"I think at ahigher level"... said no one of truly high intellect ever.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
What about Elisha Otis? He quite literally thought on a higher level.
Load More Replies... TheWitchNaru 5 years ago
I'm a doctor and make $900 in 12 hours. My mom died. I'm a sociopath.
John Montgomery 5 years ago
Why do people who say bad things think saying "it's a joke" will make it ok?
SB 4 years ago
Saying "it's a joke" tends to be a tactic to get away with covert abuse and cover up gaslighting, negging, etc.
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Lora Mad 5 years ago
Yes... I had a boyfriend exactly like that. And he ended every discussion about something wrong with "I am an orphan!" (he lived with his mom and his dad left them when he was younger). But yeah... Orphan+entitled brat
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#12
Not Mine But Shared With Permission. Note How The Apology Only Comes When He Realizes He's Been Blasted
hobbitly 5 years ago (edited)
Yes that person was not nice, but posting a private convo online to your own Facebook page where people will recognize them, also isnt a very nice thing to do imo.
Saara . 5 years ago
Being a bad person in secret has done enough harm in the world.
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Missy Moo Moo 5 years ago
I once had a 'friend' who asked me to be his girlfriend the day I broke up with my boyfriend. I said what hell no why would you ask that I only just broke up with my boyfriend. His response.... I need to get in quick before anyone else. Omfg I stopped being friends with him immediately
ZombieGirl 5 years ago
This kind of happened to me once, lol. It was about 3 or 4 years into my marriage and an ex got in contact with me trying to start something back up again. I told him I was married and he just lost it. He accused me of lying because there was no evidence at all that I was even dating someone, let alone married. My husband just doesn't do any sort of social media and any pictures we take together are done with cameras and printed out and framed...not taken with phones and posted online, lol. He went absolutely bonkers, I had to change my phone number. We broke up because he always thought I was lying (I wasn't lol)
Nirity 4 years ago
To all who say it's illegal to criticize bastards in public and teach them a lesson. If things like that are not posted - how on earth this behavior will end and women will liberate themselves from harassment. Meanwhile revenge porn gets brushed under the carpet, goes unpunished and women are being forever shamed on the internet.
K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago
If you’re going to be a sh!t person, don’t be surprised when someone calls you out on it. She did their mutual friends and other people a favor.
#13
When Your Self-Awareness Tank Is Empty
Saico Hipe 5 years ago
A lack of self awareness on this level definitely explains how there are still so many Trump supporters
Jaded Queen 5 years ago
I m not American. But I find myself being anxious for the election far more than i have been for any in my own country. For the sole reason coz every other post or comment for the last 4years have somehow ended on trump
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Explicitly sick 5 years ago
She won't sleep with me so she's a slut? That word I do not think it means what you think it means
CatWoman312 5 years ago
I married a nice guy so this guy is a delusional prick. I’ve found guys like this are nothing more than wolves in sheep’s clothing and the clothing has a huge rip in it and you can see it’s just a wolf in disguise
Leo Domitrix 5 years ago
Hint to everyone: If you think you're nice, you need to double-check that assessment with others' opinions of you. Male or female.
Marnie 5 years ago
It isn't always that the guy isn't nice. The bigger issue is nobody dates someone JUST because they are nice. Nice is the baseline. Having shared interests, shared goals, or maybe being complimentary opposites is important. Sometimes a woman will date a guy she's not compatible with or who is a jerk but ticks off other boxes. Hopefully she will figure that out eventually. But nobody dates someone just because they are nice - or rarely - in my observation.
Lord Mysticlaw 5 years ago
I'm remembering now why I don't particularly like men most of the time
Dennis Montano 3 years ago
lol depends on the girls, some girls want the bad boy, why do yuo think alot of women are single baby mamas to a well known serial cheater?
#14
Let There Be... Nice Guys
Vorknkx 5 years ago
So "nice guys" are kinda like pets - they perform tricks and expect treats as a reward :D
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
Only difference is that when a pet doesn't get a treat it doesn't act like a complete psychopathic maniac.
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K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago
I adore (true) nice guys and have platonic romances with both genders. What makes me jump someone’s bones, and want to be in their company is not the baseline of “nice.”
#15
“Decent Guy” Only Wants One Thing From His Date
Bama Belle 5 years ago
My friend was once on a first date with a man when he casually mentioned his wife. My friend says, "You have a wife?!". He said, "Yeah, I thought you knew.". She said, "How?! You didn't tell me. You don't wear a ring. And we're on a date!". She ended it right then and there.
CatWoman312 5 years ago
Why don’t guys like that just hire prostitutes instead of trying to turn decent women into them. It’s so disgusting and disrespectful I can’t even begin to fathom what goes thru these creeps heads
Gin Marie 5 years ago
One's decency is not determined by how much sex one has.
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K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago
It doesn’t matter what gender does the asking, but when you pay and expect anything from it in this manner..:oof. I’m a female and always pay when I ask someone out. I pay/treat friends and family as well. They do the same for me. No sex necessary. If you can’t afford a restaurant and expensive activity, make food and go on a picnic and a walk. Go to lectures/museums/galleries. Grab an ice cream cone and just talk.
K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago
Pursue a transactional experience with a temporary lover. Makes everybody’s life easier, and doesn’t turn people away from dating.
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#16
I (19f) Broke Up With My Boyfriend (25m) Of 2 Months Only To Find Out He Was A “Nice Guy.” Bullet Dodged. The Last Bit Of Our Text Conversation And A Post He Made On Instagram A Couple Days Later
Kateryna 5 years ago
Calling her family? What the actual f? What's wrong with him? I hope she is alright.
Suzana Stantic 5 years ago
I had a guy just like this, he even threatened to kill himself, sending my mom a goodbye letter... He is fine btw, has a new girl
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Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago
That is a sick and dangerous psychopath who should be kept away from society forever. I hope she's safe and that p.o.s gets some kind of treatment before he physically hurts someone.
CatWoman312 5 years ago (edited)
Okay this guy is a straight up psycho. No means no. There are more women in the world than men at this point. Move the fûck on
Saico Hipe 5 years ago
These entitled f***s, along with the US's insanely lax gun control laws, are why we have mass shootings. Hopefully this idiot just kills himself instead.
Jasmine Donald 5 years ago
"I hope you get another eating disorder and die of an overdose" What is WRONG with this guy?! You shouldn't say that to your own girlfriend!
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
And she wasn't even his girlfriend anymore when he sent her that message! There is something SERIOUSLY wrong with that guy...
Load More Replies... London Panda 5 years ago
"Hey are you ignoring me?" to "I bet you're cheating on me right now, b-word" "Please, I just want to talk to my beautiful girlfriend" to "Whatever. I'm better off without you, fat pig." Bruh, you call yourself nice?!
#17
This Screenshot From The Social Network Is Just Beautiful
K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago
Nerds and truly nice people have attractive qualities.
Tarryn Louise 3 years ago
True! My partner of 10 years is a complete nerd! I love my nerdy man SO much xxx
Suzy Sunshine 4 years ago
Know what? My son is a huge nerd. He is in an akward teenage phase and not the "cool" guy you would think girls hs age are into. But you know what? He just got his first girlfriend, at age 14. So, no, I can confirm: when girls don't like you it's not because you are a nerd. I have proof at home. lol
Azure Adams 5 years ago
Yup! And the zuck-f**k hasn't changed one f*****g bit. Surprised the wife is still with him. Hope she draining him
#18
Why Don't Women Have Sex Wiv Me?
Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
Why do men watch porn and wank, are we women not good enough for you?
Martha Meyer 5 years ago
Ah, yes men, those walking peens. No other part of a male person could possibly be of interest!
Ruth Mayfly 5 years ago
"I don't get why anyone buys a hot water bottle or heated blanket when there are homeless people who would love to share your bed and keep you warm! Where's the sense in that?"
deanna woods 5 years ago
I mean, you are letting a perfect stranger into your home, but at least you are saving money on blankets and hot water bottles.
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Banjo Peppers 5 years ago
Dildo knows just the right spot to hit and there’s no risk of it peeing on the toilet seat.
Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago
I almost forgot women are there solely to pleasure men, not themselves, silly me.
Kat Kirkpatrick 5 years ago
Because the dildo doesn't "finish" after only 20 seconds, then roll over and fall asleep leaving me unsatisfied...
#19
A Little Too On The Nose
Gay Llama 4 years ago
This isn't real, it's a joke making fun of "nice guys"
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Feed Up With The Whining
Saico Hipe 5 years ago
Every time with these incel-types. Like, do you have any idea how much of a turn off it is to hear someone whining about how they're unfuckable? Ever heard the phrase, 'self-fulfilling prophecy?'
Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago
Really depends on your definition of "nice", often wouldn't match mine.
#21
If A Nice Guy Was A 911 Operator
#22
Im A Dude Lmfao
Priya Roshni 5 years ago
I know this is not the point, but it might have been avoided if he used the correct term, fiancée (female) rather than fiancé (male).
Potato 5 years ago
Women can get engaged to other women and still be attracted to men (they're called bisexuals).
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Some Honest Reflection On The Nice Guy Mentality
Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
Wow, it sounds like he's come through put the other side of the forest that is inceldom. Maybe guys like this can try to speak up, like this man has, the other ppl still lost in the incel forest might be more open to listening. Good on this man for owning his dysfunctional thought pattern, and realising it was a 'pseudoscientific justification '! It gives me great hope
StormWolf 5 years ago
THIS! It is so gratifying (as a former target of many "nice guys") to come across a sincere mea culpa. No excuses, justifications or thinly-veiled patronising statements. Because the amount of intelligent men who "have the deepest respect" for all things female yet are shocked when we immediately see right through their insincerity, is astounding.
Paizleypie 5 years ago
How does someone go from such a hater to being cognizant enough of their own flaws to change? Please teach society this magic trick, Sir. I commend you.
K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago
I don’t get why being celibate is such a big deal. Either you are or you aren’t. Having more sex/ sleeping with more females doesn’t make anyone “more” or “less” than another.
Allister Trudel 3 years ago
Stop saying "females" when you mean women. It's dehumanizing.
Load More Replies... Amy Pattie 5 years ago
Wow, he’s quite poetic about it, really felt like he digs deep into why he did what he did. I hope more men break free and help others to do the same.
Bama Belle 5 years ago
Anger is the only emotion that was ever able to displace my disordered anxiety. I'm not a man, I just understand how anger can be a relief.
HighNMightyBigshot 1 year ago
Hint hint hint, Misogyny and racism are two sides of the same coin.
#24
Charming Alpha Male Asks Me To Break Up With My Girlfriend For Him
Valentina Lattante 5 years ago
funny how "gorgeous women" become "ugly bitches" in 2 minutes...
Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago
Whoever's started this alpha male crap should go straight to hell.
NMN 5 years ago
Would be interesting if they actually had seen some sexual behavior classes (talking about Ethology) to understand what alpha, beta and gama male mating strategies are. Btw, those are different strategies, you cannot say one is better or worse.
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Elizabeth Molloy 5 years ago
"Did you make her block me" like she has no thoughts or feelings of her own!
Edgar Rops 5 years ago
Risking to sound toxic or something, but reading stuff like that makes me regret duel is no longer an option...
London Panda 5 years ago
"Beta"? REALLY. BOI YOU ARE NOT AN ALPHA IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM!!1
#25
It's A Bold Strategy, Cotton, Let's See If It Pays Off For Him
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
None... and I too would have no qualms about telling some anonymous psychotic black-mailer to do the same- shoot themselves.
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Retro Dan™ 5 years ago
...what the actual f**k? Jesus - what kind of nut job is this twatknuckle?!
semelina pitrone 5 years ago
but the fact that she found the link to where he got the picture is just hilarious. i wish these guys would go to hell already. i know that most aren't like that, but still....
#26
Looking Out For A Bro
Mark Stewart 5 years ago
Bet if she had said nothing it would have been "what a rude b**ch, think she's too good to even say hello to me".
NamiKoa 5 years ago
Exactly. Prefacing every conversation with "I have a boyfriend" would probably also be perceived as rude and bitchy. With some people you just can't win.
Load More Replies... Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
What is wrong with this guy? He's possessive/judgmental of her even though she's not even involved with him? He's sure reading A LOT into her neutral replies?!?
#27
“Fedora With Arms”
Elizabeth Molloy 5 years ago
"Using" a friend? What a twisted view he has of the world. Who is raising these idiots?
Yelena Yardeen 5 years ago
I came to say this. How do you use someone for friends? You just are or aren't friends
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meapthealien 5 years ago
Such an insult to fedoras, when I hear fedora I think perry the platypus.
Load More Replies... Martha Meyer 5 years ago
One of those men who think any woman who talks to him must gavw sex with him. No inter-gender friendships allowed. What a horribly sad attitude!
Justin Seagull 5 years ago
So men don't want to be used as "friends", what are they used as? Can openers? Should be grateful that there are still people who want to go near you.
#28
And Then I Never Used Bumble Again
Sara Salazar 4 years ago
i once didn't respond "in time" and the dude writes back " i don't need this s**t, i'm a musician" Like, wow....
Stephanie Wilkins 4 years ago
That made me laugh because of how ridiculous his justification was!
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Lena Flising 1 year ago
Why the immediate anger? Why not assume the nicest reason, instead of the worst reason?
Flare 5 years ago
I don't know if this will ever happen, but somebody please remind me in about 1 year (when I will be in college) to never use dating apps.
Stephanie Wilkins 4 years ago
Never use dating apps! I hope I reminded you in time. :)
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S. 5 years ago
Wow. And I thought women were individuals with different personalities, ways of doing things, and different wishes. But no, we're all the same person and can be summed up in the same few words!
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Found At A Church LED Dance...
Truth Monster 5 years ago
i get what they were going for in trying to encourage the girls to say yes, but yeah, this flier needs to be revised, heavily. With kerosene and matches. This flier is un-redeemable.
Katy McMouse 5 years ago
So, essentially this is a dance where the girls are pimped out to boys who are being groomed to expect this sort of behavior and subservience their whole lives. Sounds like a Duggar finishing school.
Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago
Remember: You serve men and you owe it to your masters to look and act like a lady!! (That was sarcastic, don't worry...)
Charlotte 5 years ago
Not sure this qualifies as modern. Very much the attitude of an organisation looking to the Bronze Age for its moral standards.
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Charlotte A. 5 years ago
"remember who you are" - and then pretend to be someone else, and follow our "advice".
#30
A Facebook Friend Had Her BF Pass Away Recently, And She Shared This Experience From A "Nice Guy"
Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
That is sickening. Oooh her defences are down she just lost her boyfriend, I'm gna creep on over to try and meet my own needs because I can. Oh hell there is a lot of shuddery stuff on this thread
Flare 5 years ago
Remind me to never use social media with boys, unless it's my dad, brother, or a close friend who actually is the right kind of nice boy (AKA: he treats you like a queen just because he believes that you deserve it, and knows what to do so that your overprotective male relatives don't try to kill him).
Load More Replies... Katy McMouse 5 years ago
My first reaction to any of this would be to block any of these "men" the second this crap starts, but judging from this text, that poor girl is screwed. What a scary scenario.
Jonahs Mrs 5 years ago
I've been married for 17 years and I dated quite a lot previously to that but I have never met anyone as sub human as these men. How did things get this bad this quickly?
#31
Here’s A Fun A Guy Who Also Texted My Boyfriend About The Matter (4) I Made This Account Just To Post This
Edgar Rops 5 years ago
I don't understand how guys like that even exist. Of course, with all media available, a guy can probably exist without having his face geometry altered by the lady in question, her boyfriend, if any, or random passers-by of either gender... This is sick
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Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
Ok, pro level harassment right there, combining blatant racism and misogyny
Truth Monster 5 years ago
Has there ever been a conversation where the girl goes , "You know, I'm going to dump my boyfriend of x years because you reminded me that, he is, in fact, black?"
Flare 5 years ago
Give me a few minutes *thinks for about 5 minutes until random cartoon lightbulb appears above head* No.
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Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
Good GOD what a sick and twisted muppet of a man-child... Khalil sure is a decent guy for replying so politely!
#32
This Guy Commented On A Post About My History Of Sexual Abuse
Conrad Strucker 5 years ago
jesus christ dude there's a time and a place, and it's NEVER and NOWHERE
Katinka Min 5 years ago
Did he really just say that children get raped because women are not spreading their legs for anybody who wants them to???
CatWoman312 5 years ago
So he’s basically saying that if she gave her relative her raped her as a child a chance he wouldn’t have raped her? Is he a psycho wtf is wrong with these dudes
Potato 5 years ago
It really sounded like he was implying that if you don't give a guy a chance he's going to rape you. Terrifying.
Load More Replies... Justin Seagull 5 years ago
It should be a law that this kind of person be kept under constant surveillance.
Flare 5 years ago (edited)
So, where does this guy live? I need a practice dummy for my bat swinging, and he's the perfect candidate! (don't take this seriously, it's a joke.)
Dark Pearl 4 years ago
Why joke? Those punishments seem correct for such a horrible person!
Load More Replies... Dark Pearl 4 years ago
Avery Jones... NEVER AND NOWHERE. Repeat that until you become less of a muppet...
#33
Niceguys(™)
#34
This "Nice Guy" Claimed He'd Never Pmed A Girl This Way Before & That He Meant No Offence But His Attitude Changed Dramatically After I Forwarded A Screenshot To His Wife...
Marcellus the Third 5 years ago
I might start using that. As in, flaunt your flaws.
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Flare 5 years ago
No, he's an idiot who thinks that his wife's friend would betray her.
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Lena Flising 1 year ago
He was the one who started, by sh*tting on HER life. That was indeed dumb, and a mistake.
#35
My Former Friend's Decent Into Madness
CatWoman312 5 years ago
I hope she shows these messages to the new manager. He’s a creep and probably a rapist
Katy McMouse 5 years ago
If they work for the same company (I'm assuming they do), HR would be getting screen shots of this daily until his ass is terminated.
Jayce Marcin 5 years ago
He's a dickhead and hit grammar is worse than my sense of humor. Hm I wonder why he got ghosted. Maybe it's because he's a giant cockbag
Azure Adams 5 years ago
If the guy does work for the business/company, show this straight to HR
Melanie Burlock 4 years ago
Coercing someone to have sex with threats of losing their job is a crime. I hope she went to the police with this.
#36
I'm Just A Gooood Guuuuy, I Need No Sympathy
DKS 001 5 years ago
wow yeah you showed her, huh? You showed her what a real good guy is. I bet she's regretting it now, yup. So regretting it .... (rolls eyes)
Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago
Yeah! I mean, seriously, why didn't she take this perfectly gentlemanly fella up for his offer? He is OBVIOUSLY treating her how a lady should be treated by calling her all those things, and she certainly does NOT know what's good for her in this situation, because she's not going on the date and missing work! 🙃
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CamlikesCookies 5 years ago
"love you like a lady should be treated" "kill yourself" these people need to stop.
Suzanne Dunne 5 years ago
OMG ! Maybe classes need to taught in how to take rejection in a sane and healthy way , especially for guys, Yea w=girls can be nuts too but these guys , just WOW
Paizleypie 5 years ago
I'm praying for my 17 y/o daughter as I type. What a bunch of F-N nuts!
K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago
Boxing and having great men in her life. Change he world for her by holding people accountable for their awful behavior when you see it, when you’re not in danger of course.
Load More Replies... Camil Gagnon 5 years ago
It's amazing how they snap so intensely for being politely rejected. No respect for boundaries at all.
A Random Panda 5 years ago
So, she politely turned you down and now you want her to kill herself.
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago (edited)
I must have completely misunderstood (my entire life) what a 'good guy' really is... an aggressive *rsehole masquerading in a 'decent' flesh sack (human version of 'sheep's clothing').
#37
And Hes Still Waiting For His Apology
Kateryna 5 years ago
I really hope this guy gets fired. This is inappropriate, ESPECIALLY to coworkers.
Katie Peter 5 years ago
He says he would never use her for her body but literally in the vary beging he said some vary explicit things?!?! He needs to be fired!!
Azure Adams 5 years ago
Yeah that would be an HR complaint and firing or a huge lawsuit. The company will fire rather than risk a huge public lawsuit, even with family
Full of Giggles 5 years ago
Hold up. If "the founder" had possession of the creep's phone to text Billie, how was the creep able to send his last two text within seconds of "the founder's?"
#38
Nice Guys And Creepy Asterisk Crossover Courtesy Of My Boyfriend
Daria B 5 years ago
I was given the hateful look by rejecting guys hitting on me just because they were tan and, you know I "am white" (whatever that even means). No need to explain myself or justify the rejection in the first place, but they didn't even bother finding out about my marital status....
DKS 001 5 years ago
the more I read of these, the more my face gets twisted in a permanent 'wtf' mode. I hope it gets unstuck soon.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 5 years ago
True. There need to be more kitty-posts around here to get the ugly taste out.
Load More Replies... Jayce Marcin 5 years ago
Bruh. Just because your dyslexic in this case it is NOT discrimination. It's you trying to use your disability to take advantage of women. And honestly. If your such a entitled piece of s**t you deserve the rejection. These are the kind of guys to say they own another human being
Amy Pattie 5 years ago
“It counts as discrimination as I’m dyslexic” is now my favourite line. He’s manipulative but at least entertaining
rabbitsrabbit 5 years ago
Is this guy still trapped in the ''I made you a cookie but I eated it" emo meme?
Flare 5 years ago
As someone with actual disabilities (kyphosis and autism), I think this guy is a donkey! (for people who don't know, the curse word that begins with a and ends in s is actually the Greek word for donkey. I may look stupid writing donkey instead of the other word, but don't judge me, I have never cursed and I never want to!)
#39
An Old Platonic Friend Randomly Sent Me A Video Of His Dingaling Because He Was Trying To Be Nice... I Think?
Raine Soo 5 years ago
'Dingaling'! Ha, ha, ha! This is the first time I heard that term, and I thought that I had heard everything with regard to the male appendage.
Charlotte 5 years ago
There's a Chuck Berry song called My Ding-a-Ling and it's just one long innuendo - well worth a listen! https://youtu.be/OAizj1BuAMw
Load More Replies... Paizleypie 5 years ago
Why do these idiots think women EVER want to see an unsolicited picture of their junk? Just when is this ever a good idea??
Jennifer Crompton 5 years ago
Why is it illegal for a guy to whip his d**k out at you, but it's perfectly legal for him to send pictures of it unsolicited?!? They should be charged with assault or indecent exposure.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 5 years ago
This wouldn't even be appropriate if she worked as a doctor and he had a rash he needed to ask advice on. Yikes.
#40
My Stalker Called Himself A "Nice Guy" Today...
TheWitchNaru 5 years ago
Had this happen to me a few times. They make new accounts to estalk me.
NaruTheCollective 4 years ago (edited)
Cyberstalkers will do this. Come up with multiple emails and sign up for multiple FB accounts. Just to message you harassing and gross and disgusting messages.
#41
(Satire) Nice Guys Never Win At Bars
Lord Mysticlaw 5 years ago
Oh I'll just keep asking her for her number until she's uncomfortable, then she'll give it to me, that'll definitely work because I'm such a nice guy.
Full of Giggles 5 years ago
It's satire. It's literally the first word in the headline.
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 5 years ago
"Nice guys never win while acting like psycho stalkers" speaks for itself.
Marcellus the Third 5 years ago
Mothers, mostly. That is the puzzling thing.
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#42
This Sums It All Up
Marcellus the Third 5 years ago
YOu forgot "ugly, fat" especially if "gorgeous" was in previous line.
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Leo Domitrix 5 years ago
That cat is the wife he didn't mention to the girl he's so "nice" to.
#43
This Tweet Was Written In Jest But It Clearly Illustrates The Nice Guy Mentality
#44
This Will Not End Well
TheHolyFatherOfToast 5 years ago
Oh s**t. Oh s**t. Oh s**t. Oh s**t. Oh s**t. Oh s**t. Oh s**t. Oh s**t. You better start f*****g running buddy. Your about to die
Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago
Ooo, boy, I'm not one for suicides, but count this one successful... Well, this might be more of a homicide, but y'know...
#45
Neck Ruffles And Tights...
TheHolyFatherOfToast 5 years ago
Fedoras are pretty cool. Now i don't think they are
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#46
Niceguys X Creepyasterisks Crossover
A Random Panda 5 years ago
Okay, all she's told you is her name. Why the heck does that lead to... this?
Cocoa Beanz 5 years ago
The audacity has me cracking up! He would not want this said or done to his sister or mom but he can harass an unsuspecting woman! Disgusting pervert.
#47
Not Even Reddit Is Safe...
Raine Soo 5 years ago
"Women are supposed to be chosen. They aren't supposed to be selective like you are right now.". That line really made me angry. How dare he assume that the female species is just going to wait around for a knucklehead like him?
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
*Scratches head* I can't even fathom where someone in the twenty first century gets such notions? I really hope this *sshat is single for life.
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A Random Panda 5 years ago
So, by doing what he wanted to do to her, the boyfriend isn't a man. SMH.
K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago
Wait? So what do I do if I actually like when effeminate men kiss my ass? What’s wrong with that? Lovely, attractive, interesting people come in all shapes and sizes, in all walks of life. What is this “high iq alpha” thing going around? I hope it’s not contagious.
deanna woods 5 years ago
The last time I checked women were humans and not werewolves who are claimed.
#48
Took The Advice Of Some Of You Guys And Asked **** Not To Give Out My Number
Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago
Haha, I read all the scribbles as "poop". I do it for all the post, idk why. BUT I ain't stopping, it makes things way funnier. >:3
#49
This “Good” Guy Stole My Number From His Cousin And Then Insisted He Was Better For Me Than My Long Term Boyfriend
Viviane 5 years ago
I only date folks smaller than Etruscan shrews or bigger than blue whales. Just this week, I had to tell a pygmy marmoset, "Sorry, but you're just not in my league."
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Just a Marine Veteran 5 years ago
Yeah, like are we talking gopher sized, or a large dog, or like giraffe? Lot of potential size options here.
Load More Replies... Malakai 5 years ago
I mean, being human, I HOPE she's mammal-sized. Or maybe she's secretly a lizard person
NMN 5 years ago
Maybe HE is the lizard person and that's actually a great insult among his people.
Load More Replies... Jennifer Crompton 5 years ago
I wonder if he meant "mammoth"? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 wtf could "mammal sized" even mean?!?
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
Good thing she alerted her friend to this sicko's tactics... What the hell is with all the insults? I really don't get this kind of mentality.
#50
Cyanide And Happiness Do Casper The Friend-Zoned Ghost
#51
I Actually Got Him Kicked Out Of My Class For Reporting This But Enjoy
anonymous21 5 years ago
Yeh bored panda please blur out the homophobic words
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Listed iPhone For Sale On Facebook; Get Told Women Shouldn’t Fear Rape
DKS 001 5 years ago
omfg makes me want to meet up with men like this and show them the wonders of Mace in the Face
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
The fact that he states she would "...want to be raped" shows that he has no actual f*ckin' clue what rape means! I sure hope he was reported.
Henry Cheves 5 years ago
You cannot want to be raped, by the very definition it is against your will.
CatWoman312 5 years ago
Okay I’m very certain this is a warning that you would be raped if you let him over
Cocoa Beanz 5 years ago
"You would want to be raped" what?!!!!!!! Dude, jump off a cliff with some weights on your neck!! And hold hands with both of my abusive rapist ex boyfriends as you take that leap.
#53
I’m Nice In Person!!
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago (edited)
I'm sure I've come across this plot in Shakespeare's plays... and those notions are from the 1500-1600s.
Marcellus the Third 5 years ago
He's an onion, he has layers. Nice/angry/nice/angry/nice all the way down.
K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago
So it’s okay to be despicable if certain people don’t see it/know?
#54
Niceguys Value Their Privacy. Theirs
Henry Cheves 5 years ago
1. If it is on your profile, it is public. 2. If you are a peeping tom, women and anyone else are allowed to call the police as this is against the law and in no way "flattering." 3. She didn't go through your profile.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago
And it missed that irony completely.
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Restaurant Nice Guy
#56
Update: On Economics Guy (Once A Nice Guy, Always A Nice Guy)
A B C 5 years ago
Question is if Josh really said that or Economics Guys just says so to drag him through the mud, too.
Load More Replies... TheHolyFatherOfToast 5 years ago
Send this to Penn state. Let's see if he goes to Penn State now.
#57
"Stable"
#58
I've Known This Dude For A Week
deanna woods 5 years ago
They certainly do. I hope these ladies are smart enough to get away from them.
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I'd Treat Elastigirl Better Than Mr. Incredible
Dark Pearl 4 years ago
That Gizmodo author only wants Elastigirl because she's 'dummy thicc', I believe is the phrase.
#60
One Of My "Friends" "Confessed" His "Feelings" For Me. I'm All The Sudden The Reason For Toxic Men For Rejecting Him. P.s Sorry For My Font
Jaded Queen 5 years ago
Why u so naive? It never gets better, after they declare they are "nice guy"
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Bored Toadette 3 years ago
What did he mean by "its a no brainer because you're Black"?? Does he as a White guy feel he's Worth more than Black people?? I hope i'm wrong! I could'nt even read more after that. Made me sick to my stomack how he treats women... Broke up with ex and TRY to date her friend after 3 DAYS. I cant...read...the..rest..
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Justine Nicole 5 years ago
If you are angry and resentful against women for not appreciating how "nice" you are, you are, by default, not a very nice guy.
Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago
Omg, ya wanna know something crazy? Humans are animals, and men are humans, so that means that no matter what, you're an animal! :O
#61
A Message My Friend Received
Bored Toadette 3 years ago (edited)
I feel so sorry for ALL the girls in every single message here.. And thinking to myself how the dudes parents raised them. If my brother had speak to girls like this, i cant even imagine how parents would react.. Also, how would these guys react if someone was talking to theyre mom, sister or future daughter the same way they do??
#62
I Joined A Group About A Video Game, Said My Rank And Main, And Literally Nothing Else
Justine Nicole 5 years ago
If you are an attractive woman and post pictures of yourself, you are flirting with every man who can see them! Ughhh the mentality
Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago
So even little girls? Even newborn baby girls?? Alright then, man. You've clearly been through a lot. xD
Load More Replies... deanna woods 5 years ago (edited)
Why do these guys go into tirades with people that they don't know and get so angry with these women?
John Laurens/Gay Turtle 5 years ago
It pisses me off when these women ask the guys to show proof of these things that they're accusing them of, and the guys just avoid the question cuz they know the woman is right
#63
I Was Lurking Here For A Long Time, But Couldn't Resist Posting This Since I Stumbled Upon This Gem Of A Dude
Bored Toadette 3 years ago
Why do i feel that "the nice guy" who helped her is him talking about himself?
#64
Brb, Gonna Go Leave My Husband For The Nice Guy I Just Met Playing Yahtzee
StealTheFruit 5 years ago
The wife/husband/spouse replying to the person is so wholesome about their husband <33
#65
This Was His Second Message...
Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
Well...yeah. coz needing to say ur "nice" or a "nice guy" is about as reassuring as saying "come help me find my lost puppy in this dark alleyway after you've had this drink that I've already opened, and now get into the windowless van. M'lady"
#66
Who Ya Callin Pinhead
Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
This would depend on context to me. If I wore something and my hubby jokingly pointed out that I looked like a cartoon etc then I wouldn’t be offended and certainly wouldn’t consider dumping him. I have told my hubby he looks like a hobo before and it wasn’t to be nasty or anything.
Saint Thomas 5 years ago
I think this one is more about the thirsty comments than the original post istelf.
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RaroaRaroa 5 years ago
Her boyfriend was probably making a joke - perfectly normal in a healthy relationship. I imagine she took it that way too, but others decided to get offended on her behalf.
Mangoes'nRum 5 years ago
I was thinking the same thing. It sounds like something I would say to my fiance if she were wearing a jacket that was the same shade of pink as pinhead Larrys skin.
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Bored Toadette 3 years ago (edited)
Can someone explain what the Black thing over her face is? Under the nose and going to her ears? Havent read the post yet bc i tried to look what i could be? 🤔 Sewing thred it looks like? She looks beautiful.
#67
Asks My Roommate For Help With A Paper; Ends Up Calling Her A Whore...
Vorknkx 5 years ago
Ironically, saying "I'm not desperate" usually turns out to be a definitive symptom of being desperate. A lot.
Justine Nicole 5 years ago
Randomly saying "I'm not _____" using a word no one else has said probably means you are ____
Load More Replies... Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago
You should have already caught on when he said "Dang girl don't leave me hangin lol"
HighNMightyBigshot 1 year ago
Oh my! These ladies are so nice, I remember blasting a “friend” out how disgusted I was how I never thought of him ever! Poor guy blocked me!
#68
I Feel Like This Fits A Lot Of The Posts Here
Saico Hipe 5 years ago
If you're not 'conventionally attractive' (which is frankly arbitrary and constantly shifting), you have a few options: 1.) Be GENUINELY kind and friendly without expectation, 2.) be a good listener/conversationalist, 3.) learn to cook, play an instrument, or something else interesting/entertaining, 4.) have a good sense of humor and quick wit, 5.) learn to have sex well (which mostly seems to come down to communicating and focusing as much or more on your partner's pleasure/needs), 6.) accept affection from women who are attracted to men without conventional looks. Note that the others are NOT a substitute for #1. Bonus point for combining all of them. I guarantee you most women care more about all that other stuff than the size of your d**k or the strength of your jawline, or height. Certainly the ones worth your time, anyway ;)
Justine Nicole 5 years ago
I am a woman who is genuinely attracted to personality only. If you are conventionally unattractive, live with your mom, are a sweetheart and can make me laugh all the time.... to me you are a sweetheart who can make me laugh all the time and I love that. If I hear someone say to my boyfriend, "wow, how did you end up with her" one more time... it's so rude and offensive. I think when someone sees an attractive woman with an unattractive man who "seemingly" has nothing else to offer (no looks, no money, what could it be??") it just can confuse people. I've had people accuse me of lying when I say I'm only attracted to personality. It's sad really that it's actually that rare. Majority of people who end up together are either the same level of attractive or one is attractive and the other is rich. And in the context of these types of "nice guys" ... yeah, nice guys will never win. Not angry resentful nice guys who won't hesitate to insult and demean a woman who rejects them
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#69
The Girl I'm Seeing Sent Me This
HighNMightyBigshot 1 year ago
So please people, in the future do not say/think that having Black friends means you’re not racist. After all, plantation owners r##ped enslaved Black women on a regular basis, where do you think all those beige babies came from?
#70
"Why Won't She Look At My Dick?"
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Thomas brennan 5 years ago
Ooof this was a painful read. So much hormonal rage from these guys. A lot of them need to put down the phone, take care of themselves and have a nap. The rest need to see therapists.
Daria B 5 years ago
They need to put down the phone and open a dictionary, to see the definition of the concept of "nice". (Nah, I don't think that would make them understand....)
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Martha Meyer 5 years ago
Ninety percent of these dudes I would have blocked without warning after the first couple messages. Way too many of these women tried to be polite for way too long! If someone calls you a bitch or slut, LEAVE and BLOCK.
nanashi 5 years ago
as an Aro/Ace, I'm always fascinated by how much value does sex brings to a person. does it really matter that much whether you had to have sex with someone or not?
rabbitsrabbit 5 years ago
Possibly an ego thing as well. Long term unplanned singlehood could make them feel inferior, that they ain't 'man' enough to attract a mate.
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Explicitly sick 5 years ago
My husband can never die or leave and I'm wrapping my daughter in bubble wrap
CatWoman312 5 years ago (edited)
If you’re a nice guy you don’t have to say it. Actions speak louder than words is not just a cliched statement. It’s true.
Gemma Priest 5 years ago
I literally sent my husband a message after reading these saying that I'm so grateful to have him, because good lord this does paint men in a good light...
Daniel Marsh 5 years ago
Lastly, real nice guys don't resent being in the friend zone. They value a woman's friendship enough that they're happy to be there. If you just want "friends with benefits" because she's hot and you don't care that that's not what SHE'S looking for, you're not the nice guy you think you are. OTOH, if you're really looking for a life together with someone, you might find yourself in a very painful place of loving someone who loves you back as a friend, but because you are so close, she can see where it could never work out... even if you'd really would be better for a little while with her than some guy she's still willing to see how it works out with.
Daniel Marsh 5 years ago
I write each of these as a socially awkward guy who was "friend-zoned" a lot until I finally met the right woman and grew up a lot... and can look back at my mistakes.
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Lisa 5 years ago
There was this really genuinely nice and cute guy that worked next to the same dept in my last job. Everyone liked him, he was kind, polite, smart and just a cool person to everyone. I had been friends with one his coworkers who tried to act the same way, but got angry about how much everyone/women liked his coworker. He went off one day that the way the actual nice guy was just an act, that any guy that acts like that is secretly just acting that way to f**k women, and women are all superficial and only care about money. He just couldn't grasp that some people are just nice without ulterior f**k motives, whereas he was just acting nice to try to f**k women that he didn't even respect as human beings. That was the last time we hung after I called him out on it and he yelled at me because I was going slower than the speed limit and a couple of rude texts about how I had changed and was disillusioned.
Thomas brennan 5 years ago
Ooof this was a painful read. So much hormonal rage from these guys. A lot of them need to put down the phone, take care of themselves and have a nap. The rest need to see therapists.
Daria B 5 years ago
They need to put down the phone and open a dictionary, to see the definition of the concept of "nice". (Nah, I don't think that would make them understand....)
Load More Replies... Martha Meyer 5 years ago
Ninety percent of these dudes I would have blocked without warning after the first couple messages. Way too many of these women tried to be polite for way too long! If someone calls you a bitch or slut, LEAVE and BLOCK.
nanashi 5 years ago
as an Aro/Ace, I'm always fascinated by how much value does sex brings to a person. does it really matter that much whether you had to have sex with someone or not?
rabbitsrabbit 5 years ago
Possibly an ego thing as well. Long term unplanned singlehood could make them feel inferior, that they ain't 'man' enough to attract a mate.
Load More Replies... Explicitly sick 5 years ago
My husband can never die or leave and I'm wrapping my daughter in bubble wrap
CatWoman312 5 years ago (edited)
If you’re a nice guy you don’t have to say it. Actions speak louder than words is not just a cliched statement. It’s true.
Gemma Priest 5 years ago
I literally sent my husband a message after reading these saying that I'm so grateful to have him, because good lord this does paint men in a good light...
Daniel Marsh 5 years ago
Lastly, real nice guys don't resent being in the friend zone. They value a woman's friendship enough that they're happy to be there. If you just want "friends with benefits" because she's hot and you don't care that that's not what SHE'S looking for, you're not the nice guy you think you are. OTOH, if you're really looking for a life together with someone, you might find yourself in a very painful place of loving someone who loves you back as a friend, but because you are so close, she can see where it could never work out... even if you'd really would be better for a little while with her than some guy she's still willing to see how it works out with.
Daniel Marsh 5 years ago
I write each of these as a socially awkward guy who was "friend-zoned" a lot until I finally met the right woman and grew up a lot... and can look back at my mistakes.
Load More Replies... Lisa 5 years ago
There was this really genuinely nice and cute guy that worked next to the same dept in my last job. Everyone liked him, he was kind, polite, smart and just a cool person to everyone. I had been friends with one his coworkers who tried to act the same way, but got angry about how much everyone/women liked his coworker. He went off one day that the way the actual nice guy was just an act, that any guy that acts like that is secretly just acting that way to f**k women, and women are all superficial and only care about money. He just couldn't grasp that some people are just nice without ulterior f**k motives, whereas he was just acting nice to try to f**k women that he didn't even respect as human beings. That was the last time we hung after I called him out on it and he yelled at me because I was going slower than the speed limit and a couple of rude texts about how I had changed and was disillusioned.
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