Cats are amazing creatures that can both brighten your life and turn it into a complete hell. The way they treat you like you’re nothing is so annoying but you can’t help loving them! Because they are cats and they’re fluffy and cute and – most importantly – when they purr, the world stops!
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Sometimes it's like wishful thinking: "I wish we have a spider there"...
My kitties just sit on my cell phone, innocent as you please, watching as I quickly become unhinged like a nicotine addict looking for her lost, last f*g!🚬😹
One of my cats absolutely loves lying down at the top of the stairs... in the middle of the night. He sleeps right in the path of anyone wanting to go to the toilet at night. It's a miracle that he hasn't been stepped on yet.
Load More Replies...Make sure you're wagging the tail, just to make any attempts not to step on you even more difficult.
and then the cats do something stupid and throw the food up. perfect
Aggghh just now i bought my baby girl a premium cat food where i only buy a bottle of water for me. But im happy..
The worst thing is hair stuck in eyes... it's impossible to get it out, because it's basically invisible - I have one white cat... Hurts like hell!
I have one white cat as well! Sheds like 10,.. hair everywhere!! I used to wear black,.. used to.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of something that happened to me at an airport. I was going through security and apologized to the TSA agent about all the cat hair on my laptop bag. His response: "It wouldn't be a laptop bag without cat hair."
We have a brown mackerel tortie and white Maine C**n - she has the right colour of fur for every piece of cloth.
Same here - tortie and white cat :) Dark fur on white, white fur on black :/
Load More Replies...I *think* I remember 'plain black' as a color I used to wear but it is very, very vague...
Black and white puss, regardless of dark or light color clothing you can see hair on.
I have a black cat and he leaves black hair on all of my white and light colored clothing... unfortunately, unless a hypoallergenic cat, it's a lose-lose situation no matter the type of cat you get... but they are SO worth it!!! ;D
i recently found out the pads on big cats are called Peets. there is a video clip of a man who works at a zoo blowing on a panthers paws. and the reaction is adorable.
AHHHH DEREK AND HIS PEETS IT'S THE CUTEST THING!!!!! sorry btw cats also have toe beans with are the little one pads and they are fun to squish and boop a dog or cats nose and sooo many other things!
Load More Replies...I always bug my cat whenever he fell asleep by squishing those smoll beans on his feet. It anoys him somrtimes. But i cant resist...
My foster cat always used to BOOP my nose,EYES! And mouth but sometimes she lets me kiss her. I miss
I can identify with this! Neither of my fur babies is big on cuddling.
Except worse due the fact they also sometimes track poop and such int to the house, and then start to kneed the brand-new, white and brown, living room carpet you just bought for 70 bucks and get it's bathroom stuff stuck in the now-not-so-brand-new carpet.
Load More Replies...They have a great litter trapping mat you can buy at walmart or amazon! Works like a dream for me.
My cat scratches the door till he's let in,walks up to the wall,boops it with his nose,turns around and walks out.
used to have a cat that would run into the bathroom and hop into my pants when i sat down on the toilet. dang cats.
My cat does that. When I finally let her in..she wants to get out..sigh
I almost don't need an alarm clock. Aida and Helena make sure that their servant gets up early to feed them.
When all of that failed my cat would stick her tongue right inside my ear . arrrrrgggghhh.
I don't actually need an alarm most mornings cause my kitties have licked me face clean awake!😹
Replace chair with my space in bed and replace cat with dog and you have me every time I get up in the night. Sneaky little beggar.
Load More Replies...Cats will sit/sleep/remain at the places that have the deepest scent of ours ;) That's how they bond with us. Among other things :)
I can confirm that. My cat has three colors, and even the black hair stands out in my black outfits... why try anymore...
Load More Replies...Shed cat hair seems to like to stick to everything, especially black clothing... And cats, with the exception of hypoallergenic ones (which are expensive to adopt) shed a lot. Scratch that. A ton. They shed a TON of hair.
Load More Replies...I have a black cat, a gray cat, a yellow/white tabby, a brown/black/white tabby and a calico. No color is safe at my house!!
My cat used to do the same and if I win she sleeps on MA FACE
That's round two. (Round one was at midnight.) Round three is between 4:30-5:00 am.
Load More Replies...I usually go to bed at 12am and my cat is often around to join me at this time. Around 6am he begins to purr, sniff and pat my face to wake me. I get up, open the bedrom door to let him go and go back to sleep another hour. At 8am, when i'm going to work, he returns to my bed to sleep again. This schedule never changes. He's oddly methodical.
Occasionally my cats will play "Kentucky Derby" at oh dark thirty. Once they made my face part of their track. I shamed Aida for that. Naughty-Ai...a6264b.jpg
Oh yeah, I can relate to this, had to child proof my kitchen, and I don't have kids.
Why do cats like to make beds of suitcases? My old fur baby Ragamuffin - rest in peace - did it. Aida and Helena do it as well. Aida_Helen...9e7c93.jpg
Our cat hates when we travel somewhere and when she sees the suitcases she becomes frustrated.
Mine too. The atmosphere in the house changes immediately as soon as my backpack is out of storage..
Load More Replies...Lol my cat last night bit my heels and feet, made me bleed, and gave me his biggest and best smile. I cuddled him of course, because who can resist a British Shortie smile?
Lol my cat last night bit my heels and feet, made me bleed, and gave me his biggest and best smile. I cuddled him of course, because who can resist a British Shortie smile?
