Humans have come a long way since our Neanderthal forefathers, but sometimes, something happens that makes you wonder just how much we’ve evolved. Are we really so crazy about our health that we come up with useless products like diet water? Unbeatable eggs? A case for a banana that is already equipped with a perfect guard called a peel? 

Though some would say those are useless things, we say it’s marvelous! These utterly weird, unnecessary things perfectly depict our creativity in every imaginable sphere. Yes, sometimes this useless stuff we invent is a bit over-the-top, but hey, stairs that seemingly lead nowhere might be a portal to some other dimension. 

You just have to take a proper look at what seems like the most useless thing in the world. Just like a road sign containing a message that it isn't a road sign might seem like one of the most useless objects you’ve ever seen. But it actually carries a more profound message and isn't some measly design fail at all.

Without further ado, check out this list of utterly crazy and mostly useless things in the world we’ve compiled. Don’t forget to turn on your imagination when trying to understand the purpose of these useless things! However, we are pretty sure that if this list of funny yet pointless things reached Darwin’s hands, he might have been a little disappointed in the evolutionary processes.

#1

These Subtitles

Picture of crying woman and subtitles of Cries in Spanish

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    Built The Staircase Exactly As Designed, Boss

    Picture of staircase scheme and builded staircase

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Can't you make a side jump? Haven't you learnt anything from Tomb Raider or Uncharted? Pffff....

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    #3

    Pointless Peephole

    Person looking through peephole

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    #4

    Diet Water. Because Plain Old Water Has Too Much Calories

    Picture of diet water in the bottles

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...this is at least much more reasonable than "vitamin water".

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    #5

    I Would Like To Meet The Planning Committee Who Approved This

    Picture of construction with stairs

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like.... When you play Dragon Quest Builders or Minecraft and build something just for the sake of building it.

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    #6

    Found This While Looking For Fridges At Sears

    Picture of fridge computer with note

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fridges need to socialise too, you know? Beware the fridge uprising! Fridges on strike!

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    #7

    This Useless Sign

    Picture of sidewalk and sign near it

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    .gas.
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending where this is (U.S.?), they could be trying to avoid a potential lawsuit.

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    #8

    Sure Boss, The Bus Has All The Seats In Place

    Bus seats next to each other

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    #9

    This Escalator Has A Purpose

    Picture of people at escalator

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    #10

    Probably The Most Useless Watermelon In The World

    Watermelon with small fruit inside

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww.... Somehow... This picture makes me sad....

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    #11

    In Case Of Fire

    Blocked case of fire

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    #12

    Most Pointless Book Ever?

    Book of the most epic Youtube videos ever

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see this more suitable as an e-book. ^_-

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    #13

    The World's Dumbest & Most Useless Street Sign

    Road with sign that says sign not in use

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's in use... but it says not in use... i'm confuse now

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    #14

    Pointless Balcony

    Balcony without entrance

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. It's not pointless. It's a hint to a secret room with lots of coins and good items. You just gotta find a way to climb up there and smash the wall.

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    #15

    You Had One Job, Gate

    Small gate opener

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    #16

    I Found A Pointless Gate

    Yellow gate without fence

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pointless? Hah! That's a disguise. It's really the gate to another dimension. ♥

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    #17

    I Received The Most Useless Item Ever At A Golf Tournament Yesterday

    Wilson staff ball

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Useless you say? Challenging I say!

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    #18

    Hey Joe, Did You Get That Urinal And Toliet Installed? "Sure Did Boss"

    Urinal with doors and toilet without doors

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably this is from a country where the genitals are not private but the butt is super private...we will never know.

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    #19

    Thank God, My Feet Were Getting Tired

    Bench near the fence

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh..... So close, yet so far are thee, my love...

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    #20

    Useless Leggings

    Woman wearing light brown leggings

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These re not so useless if combined with a long t-shirt or short dress.

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    #21

    Pointless Sign

    Peanuts and sign that says this product contains peanuts

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least you know you won't be buying empty peanut shells.

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    #22

    This Guy Just Printed Out A Headlight

    Car with picture of headlight

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    #23

    Take A Left And Then Bunnyhop To Your Destination

    Ending bike road

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    Judit Sz.
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lane is in Budapest (Petőfi Bridge), but it might have been fixed since October 2015 when this photo was taken.

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    #24

    Well This Is Kind Of A Useless Warning Label

    Picture of sign that says warning battery has been removed

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    #25

    My Dad Found The Most Useless Sign

    Picture of sign that says same place in different directions

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    #26

    How Is This Supposed To Work?

    Blocked disable parking space

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    #27

    Let's Install 5 Sinks In This Toilet. Just In Case!

    Toilet without doors near the sinks

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sinks don't worry me... It's the lack of the door to cover that chess....

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    #28

    The Most Pointless Door Ever

    Doors in the wall and persons sitting at the bottom

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again... It's the door to a secret world/stage/item...

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    #29

    These Practical Drawers

    Picture of half drawers in the wall

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    Notchimine Mette
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone literally divided the kitchen in half... I had a room mate once who would think this a marvelous idea... It was the worst year of my life...

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    #30

    I Give You... The Most Useless Drawer Ever!

    Picture of persons reaching drawers near the ceiling

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    #31

    And The Award For The Most Pointless Wiper Blade Goes To...

    Picture of car with wiper blade without window

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    Themis Ioannou
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From inside the driver can see outside, not the opposite! So, it's not pointless!

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    #32

    This Is The Most Useless Use For A Camping Light Ever

    Box with camping light and picture of woman smiling and using computer

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your doctor recommends to keep a good posture while using a laptop for downloading filthy movies to your caravan.

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    #33

    This Wonderful Mug

    Mug with holder inside

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can attach your bag of tea on it

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    #34

    Let's Go Out On The Balcony .......oh Wait

    Balconies without entrances

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    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These balconies are each shared between two apartments. You climb out the windows on the edges of the balconies to get onto them. They look a bit cramped and annoying to use, but we should have higher standards for pointlessness.

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    #35

    The Most Pointless Invention Ever

    Picture of box with pet petter

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    Rocha
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats will enjoy the package, though.

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    #36

    Pet Rock

    Picture of pet rock with box

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very usefull...because most things in the series are dead serious, while this one is a joke. And I would argue that it fullfils this job very well.

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    #37

    Canadian Political Correctedness At Its Most Pointless Extreme

    Notes paper

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    Liv❤
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because they need to write EVERYTHING in Canadian English and Canadian French.

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    #38

    Who Was In Charge Of Moving The TV?

    Picture of half TV in the wall

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they told us to make a wall there we make a wall there

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    #39

    Stairs At My Alma Mater

    Stairs without entrance

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    .gas.
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a lesson for students: this is what will happen to your hopes and dreams.

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    #40

    Saw This Useful Sign Today

    Picture with cars and sign that says beware of pole when reversing

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    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably did it to avoid the annoyance of angry stupid drivers who reversed into the pole and accuse them instead of admitting they drive like s**t. If they let the pole there it's for a reason. Maybe it can't be taken off because the base is a large ciment block underground. Or maybe this pole is supposed to wear another sign that isn't available at the moment.

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    #41

    The Most Pointless Handrail Ever

    Picture of orange small handrail

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has a point...helping you trip after you started the descent.

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    #42

    This Useless Notice

    Picture of sign that says notice to customers

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    Henriett Szollosi
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could you report a machine without a label, without knowing the phone number (which is on the label)?

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    #43

    And Today's Most Pointless Job Goes To

    Picture of people walking on the road and sign that says road closed

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    Joanne Palmer
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say she does it to see the kids who like to chat with her in the mornings! Lollypop ladies are the sweetest people!!

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    #44

    This Gate

    Picture of blue house with white small gates

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    #45

    "This Door Is Fucking Useless!" - Old Man To Wendy's Manager

    Picture of door in the wall

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The door is actually on both sides. Whoever seels too little on his duty will remain there for an hour. It is called employee management". (It must be because I am at work that sadistic ideas surface.)

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    #46

    And The Reward For Most Pointless Staircase Of The Year Goes To

    Picture of staircase without entrance

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    #47

    Found In A Newly Renovated Middle School

    Blocked door in the wall

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    Julie Walker
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's the white rabbit's secret doorway.

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    #48

    Useless Public Telephone Sign

    Picture of sign that says public telephone

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...please call 1-800-326328" would have been worse...

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    #49

    Smarty Pants

    Blocked staircase

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    Kat Blak
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that will probably ruin some poor persons day

    Little Grace
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can just go around! Yes it is stupid and pointless, but go around!!

    Emily Baratta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Limbo! Bring back your childhood while breaking your back!

    kooki1997
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn’t useless. You can do some gymnastics to help the spine get the posture back😂😂😂

    Sam Cook
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How low can you go? Can you go down low?

    Misty Pal
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok so... break glass, duck down and swing body left to go up... easy peasy

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    #50

    If You Ever Feel Useless, Just Remember That My Coworker Put A UV Reflector In His Convertible

    UV reflector in convertible

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    .gas.
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's protecting the dashboard. Not a fail.

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    #51

    This Useless Banana Holder

    Banana holder with banana

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is what happen when you turn on a banana

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    #52

    This Perfect Cycle Lane

    Bike road ending

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    #53

    The World's Most Useless Eggs

    Sign that says unbeatable eggs

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    #54

    Useless Parking Place

    Blocked parking spaces

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    #55

    Found The Most Useless Cabinet At My Hotel

    Cabinet without space inside

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    #56

    I Dare You To Find A More Useless Shoe

    Blue shoe with price tag

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    #57

    The Most Useless Fire Exit In The World

    Useless fire exit in the garage

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    Bernd Unger
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In several countries buildings have to be separated into different fire-sections, between which there have to be doors. There might be a big sliding door on the left to separate the parking area on the left from the one on the right in case of fire. To be still able to escape between the both of them as a pedestrian there is the door on the right.

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    #58

    Pointless Bathroom Stall Doors

    Small bathroom doors

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    .gas.
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen these at high schools. It's so kids can't beat off or shoot up or what have you in there without being noticed.

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    #59

    The Most Useless Driveway Award Goes To...

    Useless driveway from home

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let's hope they're no winter there

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    #60

    Seems Kinda Pointless To Me

    Picture of meatless meatballs food

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's should be called Meatlessballs

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    #61

    Snowball Maker - Why Can't You Just Use Your Hands?

    Picture of snowball maker tool with snowball

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for easy, fast and perfect snowballs

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    #62

    The Most Pointless Benches

    Field with fake grass and benches

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    Joanne Palmer
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really there is a gravel path on the other side of the benches...........

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    #63

    Seriously, What Possible Use Could This Be To A Cyclist?

    Street and sign with illustration of person digging

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    Matthijs Nihot
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know it's also useless for posting multiple same pictures on a post.

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