Humans have come a long way since our Neanderthal forefathers, but sometimes, something happens that makes you wonder just how much we’ve evolved. Are we really so crazy about our health that we come up with useless products like diet water? Unbeatable eggs? A case for a banana that is already equipped with a perfect guard called a peel?
Though some would say those are useless things, we say it’s marvelous! These utterly weird, unnecessary things perfectly depict our creativity in every imaginable sphere. Yes, sometimes this useless stuff we invent is a bit over-the-top, but hey, stairs that seemingly lead nowhere might be a portal to some other dimension.
You just have to take a proper look at what seems like the most useless thing in the world. Just like a road sign containing a message that it isn't a road sign might seem like one of the most useless objects you’ve ever seen. But it actually carries a more profound message and isn't some measly design fail at all.
Without further ado, check out this list of utterly crazy and mostly useless things in the world we’ve compiled. Don’t forget to turn on your imagination when trying to understand the purpose of these useless things! However, we are pretty sure that if this list of funny yet pointless things reached Darwin’s hands, he might have been a little disappointed in the evolutionary processes.
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Crying is Spanish (I know, I am a Spanish speaker) takes much more drama...
Built The Staircase Exactly As Designed, Boss
Why? Can't you make a side jump? Haven't you learnt anything from Tomb Raider or Uncharted? Pffff....
ahhh, those are anti-zombie stairs!! (unless they have learnt a thing from tomb raider) #JustPray
Load More Replies...Holy c**p never thought I'd see the day of where Castlevania staircases would come to life xD lol
HA HA!he didnt want to get in trouble for not following the directios!
Haha...David Bowie lives on. You just need a few more staircases going every other which way.
JUST PUT A BED IN CASE SOMEONE Falls (don't mind the capital letter done accidentally nd Im to lazy to write it again)
Pointless Peephole
or an opaque curtain that you didn't want to be CAUGHT peaking out of... lol
Load More Replies...If the curtains drawn and you don't want whomevers at the front door to see you? Not pointless.
Maybe, if you dont want someone to know you're home, *draws curtains*
What if the blinds are down, and you don't want person outside to know that you are at home..
Diet Water. Because Plain Old Water Has Too Much Calories
But, like all diet food, the danger is having too many of them because one doesn't fill you up...
slap diet on every product, and you shall see its sale skyrocket. *true story*
I Would Like To Meet The Planning Committee Who Approved This
Im glad they put some rails on that structure, it would be very unsafe if they didnt.
Found This While Looking For Fridges At Sears
One time at the mall I sat there connected to refrigerator WiFi for like an hour
*"I hear them whisper at night, then slowly approaching towards me in utter silence, opening my guts out and eating all my food" #fridgediaires #horrortales #feelthechills*
This Useless Sign
Depending where this is (U.S.?), they could be trying to avoid a potential lawsuit.
this is where ur well earned taxed dollars go to! They spent $3000 to put this sign together and another $3000 to get a crew of 4 people to stand around and look at one guy dig a hole and install the sign!
This is just the City Council covering themselves in case of the inevitable law suit...
Sure Boss, The Bus Has All The Seats In Place
I thought the same, but I also thought it would be too mean to put it in a comment and... you did it :) hehe
Load More Replies...It's a reversible seat. All of them are the same design whether it makes sense or not.
Hmmm.....I do not know what to say about this one. My granddaughter could sit in the back on, with my great-granddaughter in the front. She sits with her feet on the seat sometimes.
im sure this bus in in rome. hahahaha! most passengers are also dizzy since most of the chairs are facing the other way. 😂
This Escalator Has A Purpose
I saw this on another post. It's a store being remodeled, and the escalator was closed. This was a staged shot.
that is exactly wall of fame works, pff everyone know that!! (p.s back in stone age)
It's clearly a gateway that leads to the Wizarding World. those are clearly Muggles!
To make sure people are awake on the moving sidewalk. Escalator. Whatever it is.
Probably The Most Useless Watermelon In The World
Yes, somehow I see it as a disabled watermelon
Load More Replies...You people! For comments like yours is why watermelons develop a thicker skin!!
well it will make a heck of a big batch of watermelon pickles (they use the light green part)
We make curry of watermelon.. This would be ideal for the curry. (Look at the brighter side ;) )
In Case Of Fire
*sigh* Regulation 1: There must be firefighting equipment near every stairwell and elevator. Regulation 2: All stairs must have a handrail Passed inspection!
Most Pointless Book Ever?
It's not "that" pointless. The book directly directs you to the videos. You only need a smartphone or tablet and a QR scanning application. Scan the code and you can see the video on your smartphone/tablet.
Those books made to wash the money. In form of receiving royalties from the publisher. Presidents are known for that kind of c**p.
The World's Dumbest & Most Useless Street Sign
But it's being used to inform you it's not being used which makes it used.. Or not. I'm confused...
lies! this sign is in use! curse you , pathological liar sign maker
The next sentence will be a lie. The last sentence was the truth.
It's in use to say not in use for getting not in use because of not in use for.....
Pointless Balcony
No. It's not pointless. It's a hint to a secret room with lots of coins and good items. You just gotta find a way to climb up there and smash the wall.
can't be. It doesn't have a mark who tell us this wall are destructible. If someone played Zelda before he knows that LOL
Load More Replies...Awwe, So weet of them, to provide sleeping space for burglars and ninjas. BYOB(ed) though.
You Had One Job, Gate
If this were a 16bit RPG game... This kind of physics would actually work.
Load More Replies...Give it some time! If it gets enough water and sunlight, it could eventually grow into a real gate
- it's to stop the pedestrians who are determined to walk solely on the bricks. yep, sounds about right...whatever safety first.
I Found A Pointless Gate
Pointless? Hah! That's a disguise. It's really the gate to another dimension. ♥
maybe he ran out of coins!! *re-plays previous stage*
Load More Replies...I Received The Most Useless Item Ever At A Golf Tournament Yesterday
I've never played golf but do people play in the winter?
Load More Replies...Well now that can hide with the other golf balls and nobody will be the wiser...
Hey Joe, Did You Get That Urinal And Toliet Installed? "Sure Did Boss"
Probably this is from a country where the genitals are not private but the butt is super private...we will never know.
i wonder where would that be hahaha, you made my day
Load More Replies...actually if he would have expanded the picture you would have seen that the door is actually on the left side...very deceptive.
Easy fix. But now I can the get the privacy for my urinal that I've always wanted.
i've had dreams where i really had to pee... and all i could find were stalls like this... one of my most annoying nightmares.
I swear it seems like most people have dreams like that. Lol
Load More Replies...See its not the urinals that re incorrectly installed, is the door, since it would be impossible to move the plumbing for the urinal or viceversa
Thank God, My Feet Were Getting Tired
Definitely had the fence installed after and didn't worry about the bench
Useless Leggings
In response to Daria B: thank you so much, I got gifted some like theese and I actually cried real tears but that's besides the point! Thank you so much I never thought of that!
Load More Replies...Well I've never been one for the “let the whole world see my everything" look but that's just me
Well I've never been one for the “let the whole world see my everything" look but that's just me
These are great if you are after 'naked look' or something natural, but it's too cold :)
A couple of years ago at college a chocolate brown girl was walking across the grounds with no pants or panties on! ... Or so I thought before after lots is gawking I realized she was wearing chocolate brown leggings. Ladies, please(!) ... keep doing that.
Pointless Sign
It is not pointless. It is a necessity to avoid lawsuits. "Who would make a lawsuit against peanuts containing peanuts?", will you ask. Well, people are greedy and jerks like it. They do lawsuits for anything and even though they obviously wouldn't win society's and supermarkets have to put this kind of signs to avoid losing time with brainless inbreds thinking they could make easy money.
This Guy Just Printed Out A Headlight
It is not pointless. Some cops might get confused and the owner will avoid a fine ;)
Take A Left And Then Bunnyhop To Your Destination
This lane is in Budapest (Petőfi Bridge), but it might have been fixed since October 2015 when this photo was taken.
Well This Is Kind Of A Useless Warning Label
Maybe for future generations used to products designed in a way that you have no access to the battery, so when they find this "obsolete" piece of technology, they can see why it doesn't work.
The interesting questions are: where did it go? and why? and will it come back?
My Dad Found The Most Useless Sign
"Route" as in scenic route, or the Wine Route. It's a historical/tourist attraction. The Cape Wine Route also goes in all directions over a vast area.
That's what I thought too. That "Rideau" must be pretty huge. And all over the place.
Load More Replies...How Is This Supposed To Work?
Let's Install 5 Sinks In This Toilet. Just In Case!
The sinks don't worry me... It's the lack of the door to cover that chess....
Here in the Netherlands at some restaurants you only have 1 toilet with a sink in that same room and all behind the same door that can be locked. So maybe that door you are talking about is behind the photographer.
Load More Replies...If there is only one toilet, it is important to have choice at least over the sink.
The Most Pointless Door Ever
You need to unlock the wall jump boots on the tech tree
Load More Replies...Can we just acnowledge the guy who looks like he is on some heavy drugs!!!
Seeing as it is above the lift, it could lead to the lift mechanism. Also, the wiring cover coming from the door suggests a DB Board?
Judging by the design, there should be a wall painted with moon rocks and/or an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid behind that door. #Portal
Who needs a safe when you can store your valuables in *the Challenge Room*?
These Practical Drawers
Someone literally divided the kitchen in half... I had a room mate once who would think this a marvelous idea... It was the worst year of my life...
That's what I thought, especially given the gap at the bottom.
Load More Replies...This appears to be the primary care clinic where I go . The check up rooms are numerous and the size of a broom closet . Being claustrophobic my blood pressure is always up.
I Give You... The Most Useless Drawer Ever!
And The Award For The Most Pointless Wiper Blade Goes To...
From inside the driver can see outside, not the opposite! So, it's not pointless!
These vans are sold as normal vans and then converted to vans with cargo-space. So the backseat is taken out and the inside is coated with, for example, wood. If you do that, you get a tax-reduction in the Netherlands (this is a Dutch car). Nevertheless this wiperblade is useless, but explainable.
Almost right, except this photo is in the UK, we drive on the correct (left) side. The owner's simply put vinyl on the back window to hide his tools from thieves but the idiot forgot to remove the fuse for the wiper.
Load More Replies...This Is The Most Useless Use For A Camping Light Ever
if you go camping, just dont bring your laptop please... take a break from that. I go camping and i don't bring that stuff... if you go camping it's for take a break.
You do you mate, if people want to bring their laptops then that's fine, I know I have to because I'm a Photographer and would like somewhere to store my photos safely.
Load More Replies...Very useful! It's surprising how little a laptop screen illuminates the keyboard!
It's useless nowadays because we have other types of lights with or without batteries. But some years ago it was useful. Saying it's useless is just being a jerk. If you really want to point something useless on this picture it's clearly the computer because why go to the camping if it's to do the exact same things than you do at home. It may not be useless but it's clearly stupid.
That's the only part people are looking at is the laptop. It has it's own light so what does a light matter.
Load More Replies...This Wonderful Mug
I remember this being something an artist came up with. Well China went and made it real. https://buff.ly/3354RXp
Let's Go Out On The Balcony .......oh Wait
These balconies are each shared between two apartments. You climb out the windows on the edges of the balconies to get onto them. They look a bit cramped and annoying to use, but we should have higher standards for pointlessness.
It's probably for air conditional's compressor...by the looks of it,it wont fit a person.
The Most Pointless Invention Ever
Not sure, but I believe this is a fake box like those sold at theonion.com.
Clearly just a joke :) "Never touch your pets again!" - right. "pats" cats - right
Because scientist figured that cats enjoyed to be patted at a maximum 85ppms
they prbably sohuld of said "Gets the flea out of them, and not on you!"
Pet Rock
This is very usefull...because most things in the series are dead serious, while this one is a joke. And I would argue that it fullfils this job very well.
OWO HOW DARE YOU MY BEST FRIEND IS NOT A JOKE
Load More Replies...what is your problem with the pet rock? my pet rock is s sweet little thing. and if you p**s me off, he bites at high speed!
This comment was very clever and made me laugh, one of the best comments I've seen!
Load More Replies...It doesn't come with food? How will it grow into a big strong boulder?
Put it outside and it will tell you the weather...if it's wet, it's raining, if it's white, it's snowing, if it's dry, it's sunny. As a bonus: If it's gone, the crime rate in your area just went up.
It's not necessarily useless. It's up to you to make it useful. It can be a nice paperweight. It can help you keep your window open. Block your door. Knock out a burglar.
Load More Replies...WHO EVER SAYS THIS IS USELESS SOHULD SHUT THE FLIP UP!!!!!!!!!! IT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!1
Canadian Political Correctedness At Its Most Pointless Extreme
It's because they need to write EVERYTHING in Canadian English and Canadian French.
'Notes' is the same in English and French. Thus the Canadian reference.
Load More Replies...Only Quebec is French/English. The rest of the country is just English. You might see bilingual signs out of courtesy, but Quebec language laws don't translate to the rest of the country.
Most native French speakers in Canada live in Quebec, where French is the majority official language. Additionally, about one million native francophones live in other provinces, forming a sizable minority in New Brunswick, which is officially a bilingual province, where about one-third of the population are francophone. There are also French-speaking communities in Manitoba and Ontario, where francophones make up about 4 percent of the population, as well as significantly smaller communities in Alberta, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island and Saskatchewan – around 1–2%. Many, but not all of these communities are supported by French-language institutions.
Load More Replies...Who Was In Charge Of Moving The TV?
I like how they took the time to cut out a perfectly neat hole for it
Stairs At My Alma Mater
A whole floor of the building has been closed off... I wonder what crimes transpired there...
At last, I have found the secret roof to Narnia I can fulfill my dreams
Saw This Useful Sign Today
They probably did it to avoid the annoyance of angry stupid drivers who reversed into the pole and accuse them instead of admitting they drive like s**t. If they let the pole there it's for a reason. Maybe it can't be taken off because the base is a large ciment block underground. Or maybe this pole is supposed to wear another sign that isn't available at the moment.
Looks like a little figure waving with one hand lol
Load More Replies...you know there is a sidewalk right before the pole but you know whatever....
bruh this is not useless why do you have so high standards for something being useful? this is USEFUL so then you see this and then you know " oh ok there is a pole" don't have such high standards dude
If they reversed over the curb to hit the pole there morons and deserve it.
Some cars have more overhang at the back than others. My old car could've easily hit that pole with the wheels still in the correct area, not over the curb. And a van definitely would hit it without the wheels going over the curb.
Load More Replies...Too many people been hitting that pole, they should just put intermittent lights
The Most Pointless Handrail Ever
This Useless Notice
How could you report a machine without a label, without knowing the phone number (which is on the label)?
You should put that number in your phone, on speed dial of course. Those unchecked vending machines need to be stopped ;)
Load More Replies...It's also illegal to eat an orange in your bathtub in Florida... would love to know what happened to make bathtub orang eating a crime.
like someone's gonna say: "Gasp! this vending machine doesn't have a sign! thank goodness I remembered the entire phone number, dirty scoundrels gonna pay for this!
And Today's Most Pointless Job Goes To
I'd say she does it to see the kids who like to chat with her in the mornings! Lollypop ladies are the sweetest people!!
I've never heard them called that. That's the cutest nickname I've ever heard.
Load More Replies...ther are always idiots who ignore roadclosed signs.when i was a guard theere were times when i was at a crossng where there was o traffic except local
Although it seems stupid, people would STILL try to squeeze through... 🙄
This Gate
"This Door Is Fucking Useless!" - Old Man To Wendy's Manager
The door is actually on both sides. Whoever seels too little on his duty will remain there for an hour. It is called employee management". (It must be because I am at work that sadistic ideas surface.)
Probably the door to the electrical/control panel. We have the same here. Small space, lots of wires.
guys! it's dumb cuz there's a gap between the counter and the wall! the door isnt even needed
well obviously the door cant be as thick as the wall so there must be utilizable space between door to door/wall
what is dumb is that the door opens towards the other wall instead of to the open space
Load More Replies...And The Reward For Most Pointless Staircase Of The Year Goes To
Exactly. It's like those paintings you jump into from super Mario 64
Load More Replies...Photo bom. It's realy simple, just stand on the top step and get your non existent friend to take a picture for you ☺️ (disclaimer: it was a joke plus no hate)
Found In A Newly Renovated Middle School
Well, if they took the door out then they would have had to cover the hole with bricks, which would have cost more...
looks like the ceiling was lowered and some stairs removed,but yes the door was left.wonder if it shows on the other side of te wall
Load More Replies...Is this haverford middle school? I recognize this but am not sure. PLease answer
The fact that the doorknob is lowered to still make it accessible makes me laugh.
Useless Public Telephone Sign
lloks like thhere was a phone attached to the post.my city has few payphones because they are unprofitable and constantly being vandalized.there wouldnt be any,but by law a few have to be available for people who dont have cells if they need to diall 911
Smarty Pants
you can just go around! Yes it is stupid and pointless, but go around!!
If You Ever Feel Useless, Just Remember That My Coworker Put A UV Reflector In His Convertible
Agreed, definitely not a bad idea. On the contrary, it's pretty smart. Look how he put the seats too to make sure the front is protected from the sun. Really smart guy.
Load More Replies...Also, with seats tilted forwards and that reflector his seats won't get hot.
This Useless Banana Holder
hes just put it so that it lloks like it doesnt fit .turn it
Load More Replies...*clears throat* This is banana discrimination! How dare someone just assume that all bananas are the same! #BananaLivesMatter
This Perfect Cycle Lane
That whole road is pointless because it ends...look at the arrow on the edge that points straight into a dead end....lol
That's an abrupt bike lane ending if you're not paying attention you might be sorry
It's not useless. Just means that the lane reserved for cycles ends there and now you have to do with the other users. Good luck.
The World's Most Useless Eggs
First eggs never need to cost that much. second who wants eggs you can't even make scrambled?
6.40 FOR EGGS?!?!?!?!?!?! I CAN BUY THEM AT DOLLAR GENERAL FOR 2.50
Are the eggs unbeatable or is the price supposed to be. Either way I an genuinely concerned.
The eggs can't be beaten (like with a whisk) they're unbeatable. It's dry humor. It took me awhile to get it:)
Load More Replies...Useless Parking Place
This isn't unusual during construction to keep cars from blocking work areas (maybe landscapers) ant the curbs are moveable to the other end of the space when work is complete
My head hurts trying to wrap it around how incredibly expensive this stupidity costs. $500 a curb times say 100 curbs... Someone needs to be fired
Found The Most Useless Cabinet At My Hotel
If it's supposed to be decorative, it usually doesn't open
Load More Replies...I Dare You To Find A More Useless Shoe
No, this is the missing link in shoe evolution :)
Load More Replies...I don't see why this shoe is useless? It's an ugly expensive designer shoe that does not look comfortable but you can walk on it so that means it's not useless. A useless shoe would be one without any bottom in it so you are actually still standing on bare feet.
The useless part comes from it being a boating shoe with waterproof material which is wasted on a design that allows water into the shoe.
Load More Replies...but i simply dont think this particularly shoe can be call fashion or form over function.. only if you mean ugliness in itself by that
Load More Replies...They're Guccis furry slippers! Kinda' like this ones, only more expensive!
The Most Useless Fire Exit In The World
In several countries buildings have to be separated into different fire-sections, between which there have to be doors. There might be a big sliding door on the left to separate the parking area on the left from the one on the right in case of fire. To be still able to escape between the both of them as a pedestrian there is the door on the right.
Is the fire going to burn the concrete the parking garage is made from?
Load More Replies...Pointless Bathroom Stall Doors
I've seen these at high schools. It's so kids can't beat off or shoot up or what have you in there without being noticed.
is this in a child care center? my son's preschool had doors like this so the kids couldn't see in but the adults could check on them and they wouldn't get locked in
Yeah I remember seeing doors like that in the lower school part of my primary school. Makes sense.
Load More Replies...The Most Useless Driveway Award Goes To...
Seems Kinda Pointless To Me
Snowball Maker - Why Can't You Just Use Your Hands?
The Most Pointless Benches
Not really there is a gravel path on the other side of the benches...........
Not useless it's a lawn bowling field those benches are for the players and you aren't supposed to walk on and ruin the grass between games the ground needs to be dent free
Seriously, What Possible Use Could This Be To A Cyclist?
You know it's also useless for posting multiple same pictures on a post.
Obviously the sidewalk was paved over the cycling lane... i.e they no longer have a cycling lane...
Exactly. It's pretty obvious that they've tried to remove the white paint that indicates it's a cycle lane, they just haven't done a very good job of it.
Load More Replies...It probably means "keep going and you might have someone throw dirt on you".
The cycling lane starts here. Before this point they had to share the same road as other users. Not useless, just use your brain.
A lot of these have rational explanations and/or were purposely made as gags. At first glance, the situation may seem odd, but there are decorative, utilitarian, and other reasons for the supposed "fails."
And some are just jobsworth fails - 'they told me to put this wall/door/stair here, so I am. I don't get paid enough for common sense or asking questions'
Load More Replies...I've seen much more useless things... Fire axe behind glass that says break in case of fire... Stairway into the side of a building - no door.... Elevator in a building with 5 floors with 10 floor buttons - if you push anything above 5, it lights up, and a second or two later goes out... Front door that locks on the outside... much stupider than these.
Actually, #4 kind of makes sense when you think about it. What if you wanted to hang a curtain over that window? Then if someone comes knocking, and you'd rather not have certain people knowing you're home, you can peep out the hole rather than drawing the curtain back.
A lot of these have rational explanations and/or were purposely made as gags. At first glance, the situation may seem odd, but there are decorative, utilitarian, and other reasons for the supposed "fails."
And some are just jobsworth fails - 'they told me to put this wall/door/stair here, so I am. I don't get paid enough for common sense or asking questions'
Load More Replies...I've seen much more useless things... Fire axe behind glass that says break in case of fire... Stairway into the side of a building - no door.... Elevator in a building with 5 floors with 10 floor buttons - if you push anything above 5, it lights up, and a second or two later goes out... Front door that locks on the outside... much stupider than these.
Actually, #4 kind of makes sense when you think about it. What if you wanted to hang a curtain over that window? Then if someone comes knocking, and you'd rather not have certain people knowing you're home, you can peep out the hole rather than drawing the curtain back.
