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Have you ever read a book and thought, "Women's bodies don't really work like that" or "I've never seen a woman actually do anything like this"? Well, you wouldn't be alone. For most of history, writing books has been an exclusively male endeavor. In the U.S., women were legally allowed to publish books under their names only since the late 19th century.

So, perhaps it's not surprising that a lot of the depictions of women in books by men are somewhat... questionable? The "Men Writing Women" subreddit collects the most absurd and ridiculous examples of women badly written by men.

Haruki Murakami is a frequent offender on the subreddit, but there are loads of other male authors who can't conjure up a complex and realistic female character without objectifying her. And here are the funniest and most distasteful examples readers have come across lately!

#1

Thought This Sub Would Enjoy This 😂

Screenshot of a humorous tweet highlighting male authors' portrayal of women in writing, illustrating gender perspective differences.

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    #2

    An Antique Call-Out

    Old newspaper clipping on men expressing feelings with comment on male authors misunderstanding women, vintage text from 1899.

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    #3

    Actually My Chest T**s T***tily

    Text post by user s****d cold fox joking about apologizing to male authors for underestimating how women's chests move, related to male authors and women.

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    There's this thing called the Bechdel Test. Many might already be familiar with it, but here goes: in 1985, cartoonist Alison Bechdel came up with her personal criteria for whether or not she was watching a movie. She listed three main requirements:

    1. The movie had to have at least two female characters;
    2. The two female characters had to interact and talk to each other;
    3. And this conversation had to be about something other than a man.
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    Naturally, many audience- and critically-acclaimed films failed her test, among which were the original Star Wars trilogy, Blade Runner, and even Breakfast at Tiffany's. But today, Bechdel agrees that her test might be too rigid and a disappointingly low bar for movies and books to pass.

    #4

    The Colour Of Magic, Terry Pratchett

    Excerpt from a male author's text highlighting misconceptions about women and their portrayal in writing.

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    #5

    ["Everything Men Know About Women" By Knott Mutch]

    Hand holding an open book with blank pages, illustrating male authors' limited understanding of women.

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    #6

    Meme I Saw On Facebook

    Comic panels humorously depicting clueless male authors writing awkward descriptions of women’s bodies and a man crushing his manuscript.

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    Just because there are two women talking in a movie about something other than men doesn't automatically make it impressive or culturally significant. "If you think about it, they're pretty superficial criteria," Bechdel told NPR in 2023.

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    "It would be easy to make a movie that fulfilled them in name but kind of missed the point. There can be movies that completely fail the Bechdel Test that are great feminist movies or at least have a feminist perspective." She names the movie Fire Island as an example. "The men talked about women writers in the movie," she said. "The whole movie was based, like, on a Jane Austen plot. So I thought it was pretty feminist in its way."

    #7

    In A Doctor Who Kids Book, Of All Things

    Excerpt from a book highlighting male authors' inaccurate and exaggerated descriptions of women’s bodies and behavior.

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    #8

    Her A*****t Was So Wonderful That She Spent Her Life Looking For Him?! (Love In The Time Of Cholera By Gabriel García Márquez)

    Excerpt from a male author's text highlighting his limited understanding of women’s experiences and emotions.

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    #9

    Some Inspiration For Any Aspiring Writers Out There

    Close-up of a brown crayon labeled small potatoes illustrating male authors' lack of knowledge about women humorously.

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    In trying to explain this deficiency demonstrated by male authors, many people revert to simplistic generalizations. "Men just aren't able to empathize the way women can," they say. "They can't just put themselves in the shoes of a woman and read her mind!"

    But there's a lot of sexism in such sentiments. Aside from not giving men enough credit for being empathetic, it also ignores the historical side of publishing: perhaps women just had more insight into the male psyche because most of the books they read growing up were written by men?

    #10

    [Drawing Dragons By Sandra Staple] The Dragon Gender Norms

    Page from a book showing sexist drawing tips for making a female dragon with handwritten critiques by male authors.

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    #11

    Nietschze The Incel

    Excerpt from a book showing male authors' perspectives on women, highlighting misunderstandings of women's nature and disposition.

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    #12

    Anti-Suffragette Political Cartoons From The Early 1900s Are Wild

    Series of vintage cartoons mocking women's suffrage, illustrating male authors' limited understanding of women and feminism.

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    At least this is what columnist Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett suggests in her opinion piece for The Guardian, too. "It isn't that these male authors are unable to empathise, it is that they haven't bothered, or needed to," she writes. "How could they know, when we are only really near the beginning of exploring its depths ourselves in (published, respected) writing? Do we expect telepathy?"

    #13

    I Do Think That Mediaeval Poets Were The Og Men Writing Women

    Tweet showing a male author's poem with misguided views about women, highlighting male authors' limited understanding of women.

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    #14

    Women Writing Women

    Excerpt from a male author's text showing dialogue on women and language, highlighting misunderstandings about women.

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    #15

    "She's Learned Her Lesson...and She Loved It!" [just Married #58]

    Vintage comic strip depicting men and women in dramatic scenes, highlighting male authors' limited understanding of women.

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    "So much of femininity is unspoken," Cosslett continues. "Moving through the world as a woman, the way you are viewed and treated, your emotions, your approach to your body (not to mention its private, shameful functions and rebellions) involve subtleties and complexities that are often unarticulated, even sometimes between women themselves."

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    #16

    [gray Matters] By [william Hjortsberg]. Found This In A Retro Book Shop, Opened It To A Random Page And Was Assaulted With This Synonym

    Close-up of book text illustrating how male authors barely know anything about women through awkward descriptions.

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    #17

    Pen Writing Women

    Social media post showing a humorous male author’s perspective on pens and meeting a woman in high school.

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    #18

    At Age 35, She Can Feel Her Breasts Sag Audibly In The Night. [letters From The Dead By Campbell Black]

    Page from a book showing male authors struggling to portray women in literature, highlighting flawed female characterization.

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    That's not to say that all women protagonists written by a man are bad or insufficient. Leo Tolstoy created one of the most tragically complex and compelling portraits of a woman in literature in Anna Karenina. Gustave Flaubert criticized how 19th-century French society reduced women to wives, homemakers, and etiquette-obeying ladies in Madame Bovary.

    #19

    I Could Save The Day If I Didn't Have A Girl Brain! (Avengers #34, Lee/Heck)

    Comic scene showing male characters misunderstanding women, highlighting male authors’ limited knowledge about women.

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    #20

    Because Even If A Woman Is The First To Discover Intelligent Alien Life, Her Story Isn't Complete Or Meaningful Without A Kid. (Jodie Foster Plays Ellie Arroway In The Movie Contact, 1997)

    Text excerpt showing male authors’ misconceptions about women’s experiences and storylines in film development.

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    #21

    1968 Femicin Ad - "I Suffered From Menstrual Cramps."

    Black and white vintage ad showing man claiming he suffered from menstrual cramps, highlighting male authors' lack of knowledge about women.

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    Some male authors get undeserved criticism for their portrayals of women. F. Scott Fitzgerald, for example, gets a lot of flak for having written Daisy as a shallow socialite in The Great Gatsby. But some readers might forget to consider the context in which Daisy lived. She may as well have been a prisoner of the societal expectations and values she'd been brought up with.

    Beauty and social status are the most important things to her because she has been conditioned to think these are the only qualities that matter in a woman. But that doesn't mean she's not intelligent or observant – it's only one of the masks she's putting on. She even says she hopes her daughter will be a fool because she believes "that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool."

    #22

    Is It Wrong For Me To Be Critical Of The Way Arya Stark Was Made To Say, “Most Girls Are Idiots” In Game Of Thrones Season 2?

    Young woman in dim light wearing medieval attire, illustrating male authors' misunderstanding of women in popular media.

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    #23

    Script Excerpt From Death Proof (2007) By Quentin Tarantino

    Excerpt showing a male author's flawed description of a woman, highlighting misunderstandings by male authors about women.

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    #24

    [The Way Of The Superior Man By David Dieda] - How Many Isms Can He Fit In One Book?

    Page from a male author’s book discussing young women’s feminine energy and its impact on men, illustrating gender perspective.

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    But let's not say that only men don't know how to write compelling characters of the opposite gender. Women write unrealistic male characters, too! They mostly come from the romance genre. Romance book fans: how many times have you come across the trope of the tall, dark, and brooding hero and the heroine who "fixes" him (think Fifty Shades and many YA male protagonists)?

    #25

    Thoughts As A Woman, During An Apocalypse, As You Starve To Death❤️ "Run" By Blake Crouch

    Excerpt from a Blake Crouch book showing male author dialogue about women's appearance and weight loss.

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    #26

    [the Scrivener's Bones By Brandon Sanderson] I'll Admit I Didn't Know This, But It's A Neat Fact!

    E-reader displaying text humorously highlighting male authors' misunderstanding of women and pheromone effects.

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    #27

    An Old Tom And Jerry Comic. Worst Thing I've Seen Today

    Classic cartoon panels showing Tom and a female cat, highlighting humor and misunderstandings from male authors about women.

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    At the same time, there are plenty of examples of women writing complex, compelling male characters. J.K. Rowling was able to write from the perspective of a male from childhood to adulthood and did it pretty accurately. Even early English novelists Jane Austen, Charlotte and Emily Brontë wrote their female characters as full of contradictions, not just on the good/bad and dreamy/mean scale.

    #28

    Vonnegut Does It For Men Too! (Cat’s Cradle)

    Close-up of a book page showing a misinformed male author's description of women’s breasts and men’s clothing.

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    #29

    Posted In A Feminine Focused Subreddit, But Eventually Op Admits They Are A Male, Writing Creepy Sexual Fantasies! He Then Follows Up By Asking Responders About How They Feel Upon “The Male Gaze”

    Text excerpt illustrating male authors' misunderstanding of women through a tense scene of female discomfort and male gaze.

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    #30

    [avengers: Age Of Ultron] That Time Marvel Conflated Infertility With Being A Monster

    Scene from a movie with characters discussing sterilization and misunderstood women, highlighting male authors' views on women.

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    What are your favorite examples of men writing women badly, Pandas? Have you ever come across a description so ridiculous you couldn't help but laugh out loud? Share the wildest examples with us in the comments! And if you'd like to see even more cases of men failing to write women, check out our previous articles about the "Men Writing Women" subreddit here, here, and right here!

    #31

    Murakami Murakami-Ing (Hard-Boiled Wonderland And The End Of The World, Haruki Murakami)

    Excerpt from a book showing male authors describing women as chubby and plump, illustrating misconceptions about women.

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    #32

    Writing A Profile Of A History Lecturer For The Spectator? Make Sure You Emphasize How Her Blonde Hair Made You So Uncontrollably H***y That You Had To Get A Happy Ending Massage

    Tweet screenshot critiquing male authors with an excerpt from Lloyd Evans' proposal, highlighting misunderstandings about women.

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    #33

    Birth Kink On Display - Saga By Brian K. Vaughan

    Comic panels showing a male character in pain and discomfort, highlighting misunderstandings by male authors about women.

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    #34

    The Case For Marrying An Older Man By Grazie Sophia Christine

    Text excerpt highlighting male authors' misconceptions about women, showcasing inaccurate views in a humorous context.

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    #35

    “The Ultimate Aphrodisiac” By Robert G Barrett

    Excerpt from a book highlighting male authors' inaccurate portrayals of women with explicit content and confusing details.

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    #36

    [comic Excerpt] Superman Kissing A 14 Year Old (Superman & Batman: Generations By John Byrne)

    Comic panel showing a male superhero kissing a young woman, highlighting male authors misunderstanding women in comics.

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    #37

    A Woman’s Breasts Marking The Passage Of Time [hyperion By Dan Simmons]

    Close-up of a book page with text describing female breasts, highlighting male authors' limited understanding of women.

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    #38

    You Like It Darker By Stephen King Who Is Still Writing About Pre-Teen Boobage In 2024

    Excerpt from a book showing male author’s limited knowledge about women's experiences, highlighting awkward interactions.

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    #39

    Darling Venom By Parker S. Huntington

    TikTok post showing a bedroom with city view and humorous text on male authors barely knowing women.

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    #40

    Nostalgia Check: Comics Edition! Back When Superheroes Needing Saving From Their Writers

    Comic panel showing Wonder Woman and male superheroes discussing an honorary member in the Justice Society highlighting male authors' misunderstanding of women.

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    #41

    Found This Silly

    Text screenshot showing a humorous and awkward example of male authors misunderstanding women in writing.

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    #42

    Jitterbug Perfume By Tom Robbins - Sorry, As Red As What Now??

    Excerpt from a male author’s description of women, highlighting how male authors barely understand women’s traits.

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    #43

    Marvel Comic Book Author Defends Hypersexualized Depiction Of A Young Girl By Saying She's A "Supernatural, Thousand-Year-Old Princess"

    Comic illustration from King Conan showing a male character and scantily clad princess in a fantasy setting.

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    #44

    (An Archdemon's Dilemma: How To Love Your Elf Bride) Its Not Quite Rise Of The Shield Hero, But The Concept Is The Same

    Anime character confused with math formulas overlaid, illustrating male authors barely understanding women in memes.

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    #45

    I Know Grrm Is Not Perfect On The Topic, But He Truly Understands That "Strong Women" Don't Need To Wear Armor Or Despise Traditionally Feminine Conventions And Skills (A Clash Of Kings, George R.r. Martin)

    Excerpt from a book showing male authors' misunderstanding of women's courage and experiences in dialogue form.

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    #46

    God Emperor Of Dune By Frank Herbert - You Ever Watch A Guy Climb A Wall So Good You C*m?

    Close-up of a book page highlighting a passage illustrating male authors' limited understanding of women’s feelings and experiences.

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    #47

    The Institute By Stephen King (2019) — The Difference Between The Way The Boys And Girls Are Described Is So Uncomfortable

    Excerpt from a male author's book showing limited understanding of women through outdated character descriptions.

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    #48

    "Unrestrained Lesbian Passion"

    Excerpt from a male author's novel showing a misunderstanding of female intimacy and lesbian passion in text.

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    #49

    "The Woman Dies" By Aoko Matsuda

    Excerpt highlighting repeated use of the word dies, illustrating male authors' misunderstanding of women in writing.

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    #50

    How Would A Male Author Describe Your Breasts=

    Tweet from Emily Murnane questioning how male authors describe women's breasts, highlighting misconceptions by male authors.

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    #51

    [jobless Reincarnation In Another World] Every Single Isekai I Come Across Is Writing Women This Way. My Expression Is The Same As The Blonde-Haired Girl

    Anime characters in a medieval room scene illustrating male authors' misunderstanding of women in popular media.

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    #52

    The Witcher By Andrzej Sapkowski. The Character In Question Is 14 By The Way

    Excerpt from a book highlighting male authors’ limited knowledge about women with dated and biased descriptions.

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    #53

    This Is From The First Story Of The Women Of Marvel One-Shot That Just Came Out Today

    Comic panel showing diverse female superheroes discussing male heroes, highlighting male authors' limited understanding of women.

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    #54

    I Will Acknowledge That Lok Had Its Flaws

    Tweet discussing male authors’ misunderstanding of female characters with an image of Korra from The Last Airbender.

    But When It Came To Lgbt Relationships, Women Protagonists, Especially Female Poc Lgbt Protagonists? I Would Still Say That This Show Had To Walk So That Shows Like Spop, Toh, Or Rwby Could Run. You Have To Start Somewhere, And This Show Was Groundbreaking.

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    #55

    I Feel Like You Can Definitely Tell A Man’s Views On Feminism By The Way They Write Wonder Woman

    Comic illustration showing a powerful female character confronting a man, highlighting male authors' limited understanding of women.

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