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I Created A Dino Standup Comedian That Is On A Mission To Spread Bad Jokes And Puns (30 Pics)
Ever since I was little, I’ve always loved bad jokes, like the really terrible ones. So I always told my best (worst) jokes to anyone I met.
Honestly, I hate it when people laugh at my jokes, I prefer that sigh or groan or look of “are you serious right now?”.
In the middle of the lockdown in 2020, with very few people around I could torment with my jokes, I got the idea to open an Instagram page to share my jokes.
Thus @standup.trex on IG was born. The idea is simple, Cooper the dinosaur struggles to make his audience laugh with his bad jokes.
Creating this page has helped me realize that I’m not the only one in love with bad jokes. The page grew rapidly and now has 465 thousand followers. I also created a YouTube page called standup.trex this year so I can share my jokes with even more people.
I, however, do not make up all the jokes I tell myself. Some are told to me by friends, coworkers, and family and some are submitted by my followers on Instagram.
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Gabriella Wooten 2 years ago
If chickens are descended from Dino’s, aren’t Dino nuggets made from Dino’s?
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Onion Patch Petunia 2 years ago
Only seen the first one so far, but I really love the concept and look forward to the other 29
meow point1 2 years ago
"Good idea, playing catch with your grandfather. Bad idea, playing catch WITH your grandfather."
So when I decided to create an Instagram page, I talked to my brother, who is a graphics designer, about it. Initially, I just wanted it to be a text-only page, where I just write the jokes and post them. My brother suggested I have a character say the jokes and he designed that template for me. The Dino is named after me!
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Šimon Špaček 2 years ago
Don't buy expansive climbing equipment, cheap one will serve you fine for rest of your life.
Tetelestai 2 years ago
This reminds me of how you don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, but you do need a parachute to go skydiving twice :,
Tuesday's child 2 years ago
did you know you can also go the rest of your life without breathing
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
Not really. Once you lose consciousness, if you're just holding your breath, your body will start breathing again.
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anxiety embodiment 2 years ago
lemme say one, "What's a dinosaur's favorite reindeer... Comet" ok, this my already be here lol
Onion Patch Petunia 2 years ago
Good thing you didn't mention how you like it. Lots of cat lovers around here
I post all kinds of jokes, but I really prefer puns and double entendres. I try to select jokes which are easy to understand, have no very big words, not very geographically specific (e.g. if the pun is about a dish only eaten in Singapore, people reading it from Brazil might not get the joke). Also, I try to vary the jokes as much as possible, some people like the really simple, straightforward “dumb” jokes, while some like the more clever ones.
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Nothing personal, but I just took your up vote.
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Ozymandias73 2 years ago
Some are easier to remember than others. Short term vs. long term ya know. ;)
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My all-time favorite joke would be “If you're ever skydiving and your parachute fails to open, don't panic…you still have the rest of your life to try and fix it.” Not exactly a pun, but I noticed that when I posted that joke, my audience especially loved it. In fact, the post went viral, getting about 60k likes. I think my audience like dark jokes!
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O-O 2 years ago
yes - we have too many problems, our emotional baggage is heavier than my school backpack
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Tetelestai 2 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAAAA- That’s so cruel 🤣 Poor guy getting mugged 🤣 by those 🤣 four people- 0-0 five if David really was there
Apatheist Account2 2 years ago
Well if you're going to start ripping off Les Dawson, I think you need a new joke book.
I just try to keep it simple, I don’t really consider myself an “influencer.” I’m still that guy who just wants to share his bad jokes with the world. So I just continue sharing the jokes as if I had only 10 followers.
I’m so happy when my followers message me telling me how they told the joke they saw on my page at a family dinner or at work and everyone groaned.
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Solangelo4life!!! 2 years ago
Just wanna share a story- groom saw one of the bridesmaids and grabbed her and they made out while the bride was walking down the aisle, bride to get back at groom grabbed the best man and they married instead. Out of the blue, just like that. Best man didn’t complain but was cinfused. Groom got angry and stormed off, he was planning for the bride to plead for him back.
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When I opened the YouTube page last month, I was scared because I learned animation from scratch and honestly, I didn’t think my animation was particularly good, but my followers were so supportive and I appreciate that!
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O-O 2 years ago
i have multiple voices inside my head - some are people i know but most are people i've made up, book character or youtubers - theres a version of tommy innit in my mind and he randomly yells one his many catchphrases or just a swear word.
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MicrowaveGoddess 2 years ago
Unfortunately, however, it wood be a waste of money
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Onion Patch Petunia 2 years ago
Be careful and a more like that and they'll be coming out of the woodwork
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PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago
So far this thread is one of the most amusing ones I've seen in a long time :-)
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Tetelestai 2 years ago
I’ve only ever noticed the orange one that looks like it’s heard too much XD
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Janner Wingfeather 2 years ago
This joke works in Italian as well. “Dove vengono i gatti quando muiono? Pur-gatto-rio.”
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PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago
He's F*cking Awesome !!!!! Stephen Pastis would have a helllll of a time keeping up !!!!
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Illustrious G 2 years ago
One of my faves: I don’t like cocaine, I just like the way it smells.
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Tetelestai 2 years ago
Light a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for life (bonus: he’ll be warm forever if he doesn’t go to Heaven :x)
Onion Patch Petunia 2 years ago
Only way to find out what it is really like to fly Like a Bird
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Tetelestai 2 years ago
Yo! I love word puns :, any idea tho, how bowl doesn’t sound like owl…?
Jonathan MacFarlane 2 years ago
(Seriously this is one of the est comics I've ever read. It can't e eat.)
Jonathan MacFarlane 2 years ago
That's a pretty rilliant comic. I'd e jealous if I heard that anger in a comedy ooth.
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Horten Ho-229 (she/her) 2 years ago
signs of alcoholism: magnetically attracted to drinking establishments.
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Tetelestai 2 years ago
It’s a small, small world. My grandma loved that song, and it was her favorite ride TvT
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
“The truth hurts” where truth is replaced by tooth
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Onion Patch Petunia 2 years ago
Also but no longer PC, go to the Chinese dentist at tooth hurty
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Apatheist Account2 2 years ago
Not only Les Dawson, but Tommy Cooper - this T-rex is from 1970s England...
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Tetelestai 2 years ago (edited)
I got in trouble by another kid my age when I wanted to name an octopus “pussy.” He was very “you don’t know?” Seeming as he said “that’s a bad word.” I was like, “it is? Are you sure?” And he was like, “uh, yeah I’m sure -_- let’s name the octopus something else- *continues to ask other classmates and ignored me.” I did not like him, but he was my friend’s crush TvT IS IT MY FAULT I DONT KNOW CURSE WORDS? ISNT THAT A GOOD THING EH??
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Al Jameson 2 years ago
No, no, "gladiator" is what you call a happy Roman with hair between his teeth.
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Quentin Tname 2 years ago
For those that don’t get it: The Legal Agreements Fetishists Club means the people are fetishizing legal agreements aka terms. A fetish is something that is normally clean but turns certain people on. And uhm, when someone says they came usually it’s uhm, as in finished. So they came to terms at the end
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Šimon Špaček 2 years ago
Because it is so dumb that it is great. My wife still doesn't understand why I laughed so hard at this one: "It has no tail, so it is a hamster, not a mouse" "OK madam, use the hamster to point to top right corner and close the application." For some reason I laughed for 20 minutes or so and that is something what doesn't happen. Ever.
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Rwby Couch 2 years ago
You should substitute this addiction with granola bars instead, all of the other comic characters that eat them and magically become buff so...
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3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat 2 years ago
And if you drop a piano down a mineshaft, you get A Flat Minor
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Also, make sure to check out the animated video of Standup T-Rex if you'd like to see more bad jokes!
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Human on a stick 2 years ago
The shadows in the third panels look like a skeleton bird with a buff arm going like 🤌. Buff skeleton bird approves.
Tetelestai 2 years ago
Oh my gosh lol I see it now. It looks like the dino on the right has the arm
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Shary Bobbings 2 years ago
The original template is from The Oatmeal, please give him the credit
juice 2 years ago
actually it's not The Oatmeal's version, although it is very similar comet.png 
Onion Patch Petunia 2 years ago
You've got a winning idea here as long as you don't become extinct
Lindsay Ameye 2 years ago
I follow T-rex on Insta. I cannot believe that the crowd never laughs, he's a genius! ;))))
Human on a stick 2 years ago
The shadows in the third panels look like a skeleton bird with a buff arm going like 🤌. Buff skeleton bird approves.
Tetelestai 2 years ago
Oh my gosh lol I see it now. It looks like the dino on the right has the arm
Load More Replies... Shary Bobbings 2 years ago
The original template is from The Oatmeal, please give him the credit
juice 2 years ago
actually it's not The Oatmeal's version, although it is very similar comet.png
Onion Patch Petunia 2 years ago
You've got a winning idea here as long as you don't become extinct
Lindsay Ameye 2 years ago
I follow T-rex on Insta. I cannot believe that the crowd never laughs, he's a genius! ;))))
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