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Guy Complains To Supermarket That His Unopened Ketchup Exploded, Store Responds And Hilarity Ensues
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Guy Complains To Supermarket That His Unopened Ketchup Exploded, Store Responds And Hilarity Ensues

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We don’t often stop to think about how things might affect the emotional balance of the produce in our kitchen cupboard. But when one man reached for his bottle of ketchup recently, he was shocked and saddened to find that his tomato sauce had committed suicide. Understandably wanting answers to this tragedy, the man, David Collinson, tweeted the supermarket where he’d purchased the ketchup before holding a service for his departed condiment. But that’s not the end of the story. Scroll down to see what happened when the supermarket responded…

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Joyce Vera
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Totally hysterical. I loved how the kitchen mitt served as a shroud.

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Linda Peifer
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks for the chuckle. And by the way, I HATE bottles of liquids that are supposed to stand on their lids, so the lids get gunged up yuck; I always stand them on their bottoms (like bottles are supposed to be) even if the label's then upside down. Stupid untrendy unuseful trend

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I should say that's morbid (because it involves the "death" of dearly beloved Mr. Ketchup, may he Rest In Peace), but I wont. :)

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Joyce Vera
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Totally hysterical. I loved how the kitchen mitt served as a shroud.

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Linda Peifer
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks for the chuckle. And by the way, I HATE bottles of liquids that are supposed to stand on their lids, so the lids get gunged up yuck; I always stand them on their bottoms (like bottles are supposed to be) even if the label's then upside down. Stupid untrendy unuseful trend

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Bambi
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I should say that's morbid (because it involves the "death" of dearly beloved Mr. Ketchup, may he Rest In Peace), but I wont. :)

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