‘Covidiot’ Politician Tries To Prove A Point By Saying That ‘Lions Don’t Wear Masks,’ Gets Shut Down With Hilarious Comments
The chances are, you haven’t heard of British politician David Kurten just yet. The leader of the Heritage Party, who’s an avid Twitter user, has previously said that "face masks have little to no effect" and that he "will not be taking an experimental Covid vaccine and I am not recommending it." This time, he’s in with another questionable "eureka" tweet with a picture of a lion and a caption "Lions don’t wear masks."
But as we already know very well, the internet can sometimes be a magic place and people are smart enough not to believe everything they see on there. But this time, though, Mr. Kurten has seriously struck a chord with many, and people just couldn’t help but roast his proud statement in a series of hilarious tweets.
After all, when you really think of it, armadillos don’t exactly use microwaves and this is totally fine. But does it change anything about Covid-19? The question begs to be questioned.
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They be been used as shivs. The handle can break nicely into a point
Load More Replies...All good but conveniently left out he was responding to another politician
NO, Chi-Wei Shen - nothing sharp or pointy, ever, for these people. And, Suncastle, no more than plastic spoons for David Kurten either! As a matter of fact, maybe he should just eat with his fingers. We'd all be safer that way. Mercy! Where, where, where do these people come from???????? And they get elected! Appalling.
If I obtained my Bachelor of Science in Chemistry and Biochemistry from any of these institutions, "He graduated with a first-class BSc in Chemistry from the University of St Andrews in 1993, a PGCE from the University of Bath in 1995, and completed a MRes in Chemistry at the University of Southampton in 1998" should I give my diploma back?
They don't want the word to get out. People wouldn't leave them alone then.
Load More Replies...Yes they do and they do it all in their head because they don't have a pencil.
From part of the pride community: I love that
Load More Replies...I can safely say, at least one of us here at bp watched a loved one die, and here you are, disrespecting the dead, and their families by saying their death is a scam.
Load More Replies...David Kurten, who is a British politician for the Heritage Party and a London Assembly member, has made headlines previously for sharing anti-Covid and anti-mask statements.
In July, he wrote on his Facebook page that “face masks have little to no effect” and encouraged people to “say no to the 'new normal.'” Kurten also shared the hashtag #keepbritainfree which indicates support of the controversial Keep Britain Free movement that describes itself as “representing the millions of people who want to think for themselves and take responsibility for their own lives.”
In his latest tweet on Monday, Kurten made headlines again by claiming that he won’t be taking the “experimental Covid vaccine” and he doesn’t recommend it to others either. According to Evening Standard, it’s likely that David was referring to the Pfizer/BioNTech vaccine, “which has been approved for use in countries including the UK and the US after regulators found it was 95 percent effective.”
Fellow London politicians have openly criticized Kurten for his "reckless" and "irresponsible" statements.
I actually saw a lion wearing a mask. It was a long time ago though and happened so quickly I'm beginning to doubt my memory. It was in the West and he was robbing a stage coach....come to think of it, it wasn't a Lion. It was a Puma. Does that count? (I think they are cousins)
Thinking for yourself but advising others who apparently are thinking for themselves... hmmm. Thinking for yourself without the benefit of scientific education and advising others...hmmm. Thinking for yourself and not taking scientific advice...hmmm. How could this possibly fail?
Well, anyone who has not looked at the FACTS about this SCAM shouldn't be allowed near a voting booth. Just a few little FACTS for you, my brain-dead friend. 1. The CDC admitted that masks do not work. On the package of those ubiquitous blue masks it says in plain English "Not for protection against virus." Guess you missed that one. 2. It takes 5 to 10 years to properly test a vaccine. They rolled this out in 6 months??? Crazy. Now we are hearing about people having terrible side effects, which, of course, our lying media isn't reporting on. We can't even get an effective vaccine against the common cold or flu and yet I am supposed to believe this garbage works??? No thanks. You can have my dose. 3. The CDC admitted to lying about the Covid death figures. They admitted that they said that 131,000 deaths claimed as Covid in their reports were actually from the flu or pneumonia. Stop being a sheep, Gordon. Stand up for yourself.
The cdc didn’t lie, it was a mistake from the hospitals, not all, but some. The flu and pneumonia, could have come from COVID-19, it’s happened a few times, and it’s likely we don’t know the exact amount as is, but our best guess, as far as hospital records go, 86 Million cases, 1.6 Million deaths, updated a few days ago, and they factored out the deaths they mistakenly labeled as COVID-19. As for your anti vaccination statement, the flu and the common cold mutate all the time, thus making it difficult to predict the new strain, COVID-19 doesn’t evolve every Monday morning at 6:00pm, making it simple to pinpoint the strain that will be most effective. My mother (she’s an essential worker) got the vaccine, and sure, as with any vaccine, you’ll experience effects, the effects I saw were minor headache, soreness around injection site, and other minor effects, so I’m 100% certain that the major side effects are really, really rare. Okay, now I’m going to do some math, 1.6m-131k=1.4m hm.
Load More Replies...Silly armadillo, how is he going to heat water for his tea then...
I don't know that it's a matter of "capable", as people seem equally capable of denying reality even as it flattens them like a steamroller.
Load More Replies...Except for much of the population of Texas. (Not terribly proud of my state ATM.)
I'm fairly certain lions may chew on sticks to keep their teeth clean
Now don't go making assumptions. I think its been proven that all brains are not created equal which invalidates that statement.
we clearly don't understand anything if we think wearing a mask stops a virus
Oh, manatees could wear socks if they wanted to. They're just too rebellious to let damn clothes slow them down! But they'd still wear masks if asked to.
Viviane, I HAD to check your statement out it was so intriguing, and I am pleased to report back that you are correct! With no swim bladder, they do indeed use their own gas to manage their depth. I love manatees and here's another wonderfully creative example of God's great sense of humor. 😆 Love it!
I think the politician in question should be the one to put masks on lions since he was the one to notice the problem.
So far we've established that Lions and inconsiderate, stupid assholes don't wear masks
Mary Peace. I will bring the popcorn for us to snack on while we watch David try to put the masks on the lions!!
I would be happy to provide some masks for lions, if David will put them on. I want to see how he attaches them to the lions' faces, as their ears are on the top of their heads.
First the mandatory mask. Then the mandatory UNTESTED vaccines. Then the mandatory vaccine certificates to travel. Then the mandatory stay at home orders. All this for a virus that 99% of the people who get it survive. Did you read that??? 99% of the people SURVIVE. We didn't do this for the flu for the last 10 years. Why now??? What is our lying government up to?? What is Bill Gates up to with his vaccines??? Tell you what, you KEEP your masks, your vaccines, and I will keep my freedom.
The vaccine was tested extensively, and swiftly, and the FDA took their grand time approving it, you know why? Because not everybody comes home from covid. Not every family remains full. Nurses are now popping up with covid due to them not following proper guidelines, we are in a global pandemic, your freedom means nothing. You understand? Getting people sick with a virus that killed hundreds of thousands, from somebody not wearing a mask. You’re selfish if your freedom is held above others lives.
Load More Replies...We are also glad they don't f**k in Sainsbury's too
Load More Replies...No, but they put on a mask and go to Tesco, we've just seen the pic. Love to know how they keep the mask on their face, though!
I noticed that while Mr. Kurten has a degree in chemistry, he does not have one in medicine.
Oh, do you put food in that filthy mouth??? Really??? I guess being a sheep comes with a dirty mouth. Too bad you don't understand what freedom from LIES and DECIET is.
Your freedom means SQUAT in a pandemic, where by not wearing by a mask, you endanger others, selfish moron.
Load More Replies...Why waste a day on a guy who clearly is too stupid to understand his own stupidity?
Cause it's fun in a small, petty sort of way. I really enjoy it!
Load More Replies...I don’t know about that. I saw a movie once where the lion clearly lived in the city, and regularly used public transport! (It was a horror movie, but that’s beside the point!)
Well, anyone who has not looked at the FACTS about this SCAM shouldn't be allowed near a voting booth. Just a few little FACTS for you, my brain-dead friend. 1. The CDC admitted that masks do not work. On the package of those ubiquitous blue masks it says in plain English "Not for protection against virus." Guess you missed that one. 2. It takes 5 to 10 years to properly test a vaccine. They rolled this out in 6 months??? Crazy. Now we are hearing about people having terrible side effects, which, of course, our lying media isn't reporting on. We can't even get an effective vaccine against the common cold or flu and yet I am supposed to believe this garbage works??? No thanks. You can have my dose. 3. The CDC admitted to lying about the Covid death figures. They admitted that they said that 131,000 deaths claimed as Covid in their reports were actually from the flu or pneumonia. I could give you lies all day also. Stop being a sheep.
You’re slowly increasing the number by 1000 every comment, for some reason I find your level of stupidity hilarious
Load More Replies...And a boring and miserable 30 years it is. Better in the wild making baby lions for 10 -15 than laying around so idiot humans can look at you for 30. Ask any lion. Unless, of course, permission was granted to eat the loud, smelly,, small humans...then the 30 might be worth it. ;>)
Behind a glass, out of their environment, bored for the rest of their lives and the list goes on. Wild animals belong in their own environment. They are not for entertaining the two legged animals.
You’re aware that’s what dogs are, right? They are descendants of the wolf, so if you have a dog, would you release it into the wild? No? Hm.
Load More Replies...*technically* they do. Humans have put monkeys in pants for hundreds of years
It's a general insult, such as "you absolute sh*tgibbon" or "what a f*ckknuckle" but with cleaner language
Load More Replies...We should declare them endangered species if they've already not been categorized as such because 20,000 in the entire world is tragic. We must save these magnificent creatures. Trophy hunting needs to be banned worldwide.
Please tell me that I am not the only person who thinks that that would be so cute.
Pretty sure Donald Duck, Daffy Duck and Scrooge McDuck have all worn top hats.
Well, anyone who has not looked at the FACTS about this SCAM shouldn't be allowed near a voting booth. Just a few little FACTS for you, my brain-dead friend. 1. The CDC admitted that masks do not work. On the package of those ubiquitous blue masks it says in plain English "Not for protection against virus." Guess you missed that one. 2. It takes 5 to 10 years to properly test a vaccine. They rolled this out in 6 months??? Crazy. Now we are hearing about people having terrible side effects, which, of course, our lying media isn't reporting on. We can't even get an effective vaccine against the common cold or flu and yet I am supposed to believe this garbage works??? No thanks. You can have my dose. 3. The CDC admitted to lying about the Covid death figures. They admitted that they said that 131,000 deaths claimed as Covid in their reports were actually from the flu or pneumonia. If you believe the lies about this virus, you are the one lacking in brain cells.
Load More Replies...Please, don't tempt him with any more dumb ideas. He is not qualified to make decisions of that sort.
He might actually like that. A lot of idiot politicians might actually like that.
Actually wildlife numbers have increased since Covid because demented psychopaths haven’t been able to fly around the world to maim and kill beautiful animals for no legitimate reason.
Is anyone else bothered by the 20-10-25 year scale along the bottom?
you idiots! lions are dying because of hunters!!! not how they live!
Oof. I feel like I have to say something about Dodo Airlines™️ But idk what to say
Looking at today’s Trump rally (5/1/21), didn’t see a whole lot of people wearing masks and I wouldn’t be unhappy about that because of natural selection but they might inadvertently venture into the Real World and infect normal people.
Sheep don’t wear masks though... so if anything, you’re the sheep, blindly following your Trump wherever he leads.
Load More Replies...That's a frequently heared misconception though. Alligators are avid smartphone users. How else do they keep up with the weather and location of prey these days?
No, no he doesn't. It goes all too well with the other crap he spouts.
Do you have any idea how ridiculous the LIES about the virus have become?? Tell me why we have to wear masks for a disease that is viral like the flu??? Why masks when 99% of the people who have caught the virus have survived it??? THIS IS NOT ABOUT HEALTH. IT'S ABOUT CONTROL, and you and your sheep buddies are going right along with it. But you are too dumb to even realize it because you listen to CNN, ABD, and other corrupt news outlets who couldn't tell the truth if you put a gun to their heads. Wake up, dude!!
Wait wait, didn’t trump suggest injections of disinfectants? I’m not going to trust him on this one... sorry...
Load More Replies...what are you trying to prove with this. lions are being hunted and killed by OUR factories and buildings that we build on their territory
And some of the domesticated ones watch netflix, but they have no chill.
Load More Replies...I dont know how many times Ive heard ppl use the phrase "Netflix and chill" without really understanding the subtext of it. It's also hilarious when I explain it, they look at me in disbelief (cuz they think im just being nitpicky), they google it, and then turn completely red since they've been using that phrase at work for a long while.
They always have sex outside, "doggie style". Give it a try, Mr. Kurten.
Now wait a minute. I seem to remember a autobiography called "The Cat in the Hat".
That's the second thing I noticed, right after how ballsy he is 😳
Load More Replies...Of course they don't. If you could hover you wouldn't wear a hat either. I mean who wants to land all the time to retrieve a hat that's blown off your head???
Bees don’t read, but they can spell. Horses don’t wear pants, but they do have shoes. Camels don’t smoke, but they do make cigarettes.
According to another post they might be affected by COVID-19 because 4 lions at the Barcelona zoo were tested positive.
There's a difference between "tested positive" and actually getting sick. You can be the bearer of the virus and spreading it, without showing any of the symptoms.
Load More Replies...sorry didn't press reply. :), this was in response to chi-wei shen
Load More Replies...It took me a while to decipher the animals head from its rear. Maybe they should wear hats.
Unless they are working for Trump, so he pays less on income taxes than a homeless broke vet who gave his best years and his health to "defend the country".
This David guy probably doesn't want to talk about that.
Load More Replies...In general, birds don't play chess, maybe except for pigeons. When pigeons play chess they knock the pieces over, crap on the board, and fly back to their flock to claim victory. -- Scott D. Weitzenhoffer
So they act like managers: come flying in screaming, fluttering around aimlessly, create a mess and leave a lot of shyte behind before they scurry off to turn things upside down somewhere else.
Load More Replies...It's like having an argument with a child. "All right, time to wash your hands for dinner, Billy." "But lions don't wash their hands when they eat!" " Yeah, and lions also kill zebras with their fangs and claws and then eat it raw. Do you do that, too, Billy? No? Then go wash your freakin' hands!!!"
A child might want do that though. This could backfire.
Load More Replies...And we re-elect them in EVERY. F*****G. ELECTION!
Load More Replies...I love it when the compare themselves to lions. They wanna be tough so badly.
The ones that do that the most are usually the “chicken hawks” who have never served and expect the citizens to unflinchingly make the ultimate sacrifice for them whenever called upon, while they themselves cower in their towers, attend galas, make speeches to a televised audience and fill their banks accounts with blood money. Throw them to the real lions.
Load More Replies...I just lost another person to the virus. This bullshit needs to end.
They also kill lion cubs not their own... not sure what life lesson this "person" is trying to convey but really what must be wrong with your life that you feel the need to try and convince others not to wear a mask. Ok if you don't you're a fudging donut but trying to convince others to potentially catch a deadly disease is criminal.
Technically not wearing one if you test positive and knowingly spreading it should absolutely fall under criminal behavior. Since it is probably still assault with a deadly weapon to bring a biohazard into a public area and intentionally expose people to it.
Load More Replies...True. Lions don’t wear masks. Though, with MAGAt/Brexiteer asshole trophy hunters going around, they should probably start wearing body armor. And carrying their own guns to shoot back. Maybe after the lions—-and elephants, rhinos, tigers, and all the other animals those m***********s like to murder—-have bagged a few hunters as their own trophies, and mounted their heads on their walls, the idiots will get the message.
I would love to see Don Jr. get shot by some rare animal that he's trying to kill.
Load More Replies...I’m British and I have never heard of this guy & his political party either.
Wear a mask, this next virus strain kills faster good luck Covidiots!!
It's like having an argument with a child. "All right, time to wash your hands for dinner, Billy." "But lions don't wash their hands when they eat!" " Yeah, and lions also kill zebras with their fangs and claws and then eat it raw. Do you do that, too, Billy? No? Then go wash your freakin' hands!!!"
A child might want do that though. This could backfire.
Load More Replies...And we re-elect them in EVERY. F*****G. ELECTION!
Load More Replies...I love it when the compare themselves to lions. They wanna be tough so badly.
The ones that do that the most are usually the “chicken hawks” who have never served and expect the citizens to unflinchingly make the ultimate sacrifice for them whenever called upon, while they themselves cower in their towers, attend galas, make speeches to a televised audience and fill their banks accounts with blood money. Throw them to the real lions.
Load More Replies...I just lost another person to the virus. This bullshit needs to end.
They also kill lion cubs not their own... not sure what life lesson this "person" is trying to convey but really what must be wrong with your life that you feel the need to try and convince others not to wear a mask. Ok if you don't you're a fudging donut but trying to convince others to potentially catch a deadly disease is criminal.
Technically not wearing one if you test positive and knowingly spreading it should absolutely fall under criminal behavior. Since it is probably still assault with a deadly weapon to bring a biohazard into a public area and intentionally expose people to it.
Load More Replies...True. Lions don’t wear masks. Though, with MAGAt/Brexiteer asshole trophy hunters going around, they should probably start wearing body armor. And carrying their own guns to shoot back. Maybe after the lions—-and elephants, rhinos, tigers, and all the other animals those m***********s like to murder—-have bagged a few hunters as their own trophies, and mounted their heads on their walls, the idiots will get the message.
I would love to see Don Jr. get shot by some rare animal that he's trying to kill.
Load More Replies...I’m British and I have never heard of this guy & his political party either.
Wear a mask, this next virus strain kills faster good luck Covidiots!!
