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30 Posts Mocking Crazy, Unusual Or Overly Complicated Names, As Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)
"No, we can’t name her that because there was a girl in middle school by that name who bullied me. No, no, that’s my cousin’s name. That rhymes with a bad word, and kids will definitely figure it out by second grade. No, I don’t like that name. That’s too common. That’s too long and difficult to spell. I give up! Let’s just make up a name!"
If you’re a parent, there is a good chance you’re familiar with the experience of spending months searching high and low for the perfect name for your little one. Choosing a name can be extremely daunting at first, when you’re unsure of what will be common or popular 5, 10, or 50 years from now, and if you had to deal with name-based bullying as a child, you want to protect your kids from the same fate. But when in doubt, I always like to say “better safe than sorry”. Because if you get too creative with your child’s name, you might end up paying the price by being mocked online…
Below, we’ve gathered some of our favorite posts from the Name Nerds Jerks subreddit that is dedicated to name-shaming, as well as an interview with the group's moderator team to gain some insight about the community. As its description states, “No name is safe.” So be sure to upvote all of the posts featuring names that you can’t believe are actually on birth certificates somewhere out there, and then let us know in the comments what the most ridiculous baby names you’ve ever heard are.
Keep reading to also find an interview with Sherri Suzanne, professional baby name consultant and founder of My Name For Life. Enjoy this list of names that we can only hope are satire, and then if you are looking for suggestions to send your arch-enemy when they are naming their next child, check out Bored Panda’s last article on this same subreddit right here.
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Louder For The R/Namenerds At The Back
~*literaleigh*~
Or There’s Always Natalawn
Hureigh!
This Sub Has Ruined Me. I Saw This And Immediately Started Thinking Up Nicknames
✨Pia✨
Someone’s A Superfan
Grandma Jr
&y
Ooof. The 9 Of Them Also Live In A 200 Square Foot Bus
Planning Ahead
Song Is Forever Changed In My Head Now
From Hp Sub
This Post On Facebook Got Me. This Is (Some Of) The Future
“Simple” They Want To A Name A Child “Simple.”
I Know Nick Cannon Gets Posted A Lot, But Baby #9 Is Confirmed On The Way… Here Are Is Other 8 Kids Names
11 Babies Named Arson Last Year
I Think I’ve Found The Perfect Name!
This Mom Needs Her Naming Rights Taken Away
Every Day On This Sub I Must Practise Restraint
I’m Sorry….truxtyn??????
When You Change The Spelling Of A Common Name And Get Surprised That The General Public Can’t Pronounce It
Found In My Facebook Bumper Group
Medical Terms As *Pretty Girl Names*
List Of Names At My Lunch Lady Friends Elementary School…
Please Tell Me This Is One Of You Trolling
This Is Literally Not What Synestesia Is. Literally Anyone Can Feel A ‘Vibe’ From A Name
How Do You Even Fix Your Mouth To Say These Words??
My Father Will Hear About This (If You Know, You Know)
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