I Imagined What Would Things Say If They Could Talk

Exactly like me!

He looked allot taller in the movie

That.... is cute.... but I feel bad for the ones not retiring

He won't be circling Uranus anymore.

it was a "s****y" job

Retirement = being thrown away? Pretty much.

he's had to put up with a lot of c**p to be fair

This is first funny and then sad. I mean, been thrown away in the end...

hahaha, it is good that he retired

The empty roll will go to craft heath care. He will be turned into something new and can live forever unless attached by a monster. like a cat, hamster, parrot, etc.

Happy recycling

Can only use one roll at a time.

Please explain..I'm puzzled

lol XD

You Did used to be. But not because of that dead end clunker. Here's what you guys used to be.............................. velocirapt...627941.jpg

NO GOSH! NO GOSH PLEASE NO!!! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

This is a horror movie for marshmallows.

Dude... You're screwed

Aaaahhhh not the wasabi pls not the wasabi!!!!

Be careful to tear apart haha

Taco Tuesday 🌮

"Don't worry i will make you feel good" -photoshop

I love succulents!

Bum bum bum

Yeah...your butts are getting kicked this flu season, squad.

Aww so cheesy..

But wat about my milk??? 😢

Not fun for the ball

Ze pressure is real

NO DONT LOOSE YOR CHOCOLATE CHIP GOODNESS

He's running cause it's gonna tickle

This is pause-itively brilliant!

They are evolving!!

lol chessicia

5318008

Pfft snow boards, am I right?

But you don't have brain so its only frostbite haha

Does the artist make cards? They all make really cool cards!!!

Aww, nice and warm!

milk levels rising

Gandalf the grey

Weirdwolf

Yey!

Woah, you're hot!

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