I Show What Birds Would Say If They Could Talk (26 Pics)

He looks so done with that person's sh*t

"I want to be a cardinal now!"

He looks like he has no egrets

That bird needs some serious tweetment.

Eew. So chocolate eggs are... giant rabbit poo?

Dark... but funny

I have been robbed by a seagull before ... little thieves !!

omg 🤣🤣🤣

His head*c**p c**p c**p*

I'm not going to tell him!

The kid is not emused!

Petsmart? Or Wall-mart? (yes, a joke.)

Like feather like son

But that's ill eagle!

if they only could just sit and judge that'd be fine. but they also eat before. they eat very very well.

Work smart, not hard.

Thats one fast birdy

Good thing cats can't fly.

What do they mean by come out? Birds can’t see glass 😕

Yes, yes he does.

"play" with them

Keep believing that

or eat you...haha

I'm the first 3 panels, and the loud-a*s chip bag is the last one.

Perhaps that's why they call you wise? ? ?

"just don't talk any trash okay"...

So flattered

That one cracks me up!

Yes.

The bird on the branch is not impressed

Looking for a gullfriend.