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If you liked our article on "Sad Sales, Stolen Goods, and Sketchy Services", you're going to enjoy this one as well. It's about another Facebook group dedicated to the weird side of the platform's Marketplace, and this one is just as funny.

Aptly titled "Humans Of Marketplace", it might not be the biggest online community but its content perfectly illustrates just how opportunistic and out-of-touch both sellers and buyers can be.

Whether we're talking about someone who is offering a baby yeet machine or a person asking to lower the price by 1,000%, they're all here!

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I feel like everyone should own one of these

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Caro Caro
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would buy this and use it for jewelry and stuff!

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. When the baby is cranky you can yeet it out the window!

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    We managed to get in touch with Donnie Hanzo, the admin of "Humans Of Marketplace" who created it a couple of years ago, and they agreed to tell us more about what goes on in this amusing corner of the internet.

    "Our group shares funny, strange, and absurd listings and communications with sellers and things we all see online and deal with day to day on Facebook Marketplace," Hanzo told Bored Panda, adding that from time to time, they also feature pictures from eBay and other online platforms.

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    Nina Zen Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I am only interested in Satanic furniture.

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    #4

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    SAILING BICYCLE
    FOUND IN UGANDA THE PEAL OF AFRICA

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    Kamelion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Points for inventiveness though!

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    "I'd probably say cars are featured most; it's always a laugh seeing threads of people getting roasted by the online community about their car build or outrageous asking prices," the admin said.

    However, when we asked Hanzo about the most ridiculous things they've seen in the group, they said there are simply too many to highlight. But if they had to choose, "broken televisions and glass furniture listed in 'great condition'" would be their top picks.

    "A Christian mother selling her son's gaming computer after finding him watching Fortnite [adult videos]" was also among them.

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    #6

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    Donnie Hanzo Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have sold 17 already?

    jennifer_34
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are most of these things "shady"? They may be tacky. They may be ridiculous but most are not shady.

    robin woordes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this shady? I want it, so cheap too!

    Bird (taking a break)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    heads for hands? octopuses dont have hands-

    Tofu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is absolutely f**king amazing! Hahaha!

    Cassie Newsom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody needs to buy one and send it to the Rock. PLEASE I would pay money to see his face when he opens that! 😆 🤣

    Bryan With a Why
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an example of why 3D printers aren't a benefit to society... Lol

    Aaron Marts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brought to you by the makers of the fcuktopus!

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Itll go great with the fucktopus

    Evi Grimes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Figures... After I leave Facebook, all the good s**t shows up

    Theresa Long
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What. In. The. Fuckety. F**k. Is. THAAAAT???? 😳👀🙈 That is just creepy...

    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hot item wow who the hell buys this sh*t

    David Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laying the smack down on your candy asses!

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has a 3d printer and a lot of time on their hands.

    Nicholas Clancy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little touch up paint, a little sledgehammer and voilà you’ll have a fun puzzle for the whole family

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    When you’ve got a castle to storm at 6, but hittin the clubs by 9…

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just my eyes or does it look like the crotch is discoloured?

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    #8

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    Surely that's them paying them $20 to take it away?

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ONLY thing wrong is ... NO, many things are wrong, the dog bite is the least of your worries. Once you sit on that filthy thing your bum will hit the floor. EEEW

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    The group probably won't run out of content anytime soon. According to Meta spokesperson David Troya-Alvarez, more than one billion people around the world visit Facebook Marketplace every month, and even as daily active users for Facebook decline, the Marketplace feature seems to continue going strong.

    Even though frustrated sellers say it's prone to ghosting and haggling with an occasional scammer here and there, its proponents sing praises for being an affordable, accessible, and sustainable alternative to buying new.

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    Ryan Bilbo Colley Report

    Geeki Nikki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not think that word means what you think it means.

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    #11

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    Donnie Hanzo Report

    Kamelion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what you get when you order a Sphinx from Aliexpress

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    #13

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    FOR SALE
    Large glass TV stand, Little wear n tear showing, doesn't suit my requirements. Open to offers or trade.

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    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh I get a TV stand and a free puzzle all in one!

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    Donnie Hanzo thinks the reasons why online marketplace users get disconnected from reality can be pretty much summed up with what Mike Tyson said, that "social media made [people] way too comfortable with disrespecting others and not getting punched in the face for it."

    "A lot of these people making lowball offers or sellers messing people around wouldn't act the same in real life, at least I don't think so," they explained.

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    Bailey Magee Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is tossing off an Ostrich considered Vegan?

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    #15

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    Eduardo Beceer Report

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this shady? Description says the box is empty. $50 for an ampty box seems high to me but you can ask any price you want. Whether or not anyone will pay that price is another story but I don't think this is shady

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    Dan Dunn Report

    KitFrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it legal to do that because I am not sure if it is.

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    Interestingly, research conducted by consulting firm Kearney found that sustainable products are, on average, 75 to 85 percent more expensive than conventional goods. Sustainable clothing and beauty products have the highest markups: between 150 and 210 percent.

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    Jamie Adams Report

    Kai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya know that isn't a bad advert

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    Tim Smith Report

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    #20

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    Donnie Hanzo Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hill billy Joker is planning to use them at Gotham trailer park.

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    Kurt Lindsay Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about your part of the world, but around here auto parts stores will do that for free.

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    At the end of the day, "Humans Of Marketplace" is just about people as the things they're selling, and I think that's part of the group's appeal.

    "We are an active community, always providing daily laughs," Hanzo said. "We have people all over the globe so it's cool to see a ton of varying content from all around the world."

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    Eduardo Beceer Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha "satisfying every time" made me laugh way too loud.

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    Katie O'Brien Report

    Geeki Nikki
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooooo essentially its a digital photo frame.

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    #24

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    It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told

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    Geeki Nikki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the actual f*ck is going on here?!

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    #25

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    Donnie Hanzo Report

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    #26

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    Selling kids free school lunches

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    Geeki Nikki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hbu just feed your kids instead of selling their food?

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    #27

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    Tim Smith Report

    #29

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    Dan Dunn Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am guessing neither of these ladies are horticulturists.

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    #30

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    ITS THE SAME F*CKING THING OK

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps upgraded and is selling the old one packed in the new one's box. Not sure why they wouldn't just take a pic of the 3 itself.

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    #31

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    More nightmare fuel.

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    #33

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    The Toast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10,000....... for a big nugget........... wow

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    #34

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    Looks like a mat in poor condition

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    #35

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    Nina Zen Report

    juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's bean curd wrapped around fish and fried

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    #37

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    Nina Zen Report

    Catherine Binder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siphon shmiphon, you can just pore it out. Sheesh.

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    #39

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    Donnie Hanzo Report

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, they are up front about it being a replica.

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    #40

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    Donnie Hanzo Report

    #41

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    Check out the mean manu's he can do tho.

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    Emanual Henry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy has found the untapped market of used science fair projects.

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    #43

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    Donnie Hanzo Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold back a bit on the details, I am feeling overwhelmed by the barrage of information.

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    #44

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    Joseph Michael Report

    Lux Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take it to the doll hospital (look it up, it’s real)

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    #45

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    Hayden Hall Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering how nice the Avalon is, if they're only asking $750 it probably has issues serious enough to make $350 a valid offer.

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    #46

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    Fule prices are out of control

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't that weird, it's pretty common to buy a chunk of a parts-vehicle when you're doing rust repair.

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    #47

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    Fire located

    Donnie Hanzo Report

    Horatio Jay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought one of these as a gift for my friend's kid, they loved it. I'm unclear why this is on this list. Also, why 2/3rds of the rest are. This list is awful.

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