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If you liked our article on "Sad Sales, Stolen Goods, and Sketchy Services", you're going to enjoy this one as well. It's about another Facebook group dedicated to the weird side of the platform's Marketplace, and this one is just as funny.

Aptly titled "Humans Of Marketplace", it might not be the biggest online community but its content perfectly illustrates just how opportunistic and out-of-touch both sellers and buyers can be.

Whether we're talking about someone who is offering a baby yeet machine or a person asking to lower the price by 1,000%, they're all here!

More info: Facebook

#1

Humans-Of-Marketplace

I feel like everyone should own one of these

Sammy Neil Report

Caro Caro
Community Member
4 years ago

I would buy this and use it for jewelry and stuff!

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    #2

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Nadine Georgia Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    LOL. When the baby is cranky you can yeet it out the window!

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    #3

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Nina Zen Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Sorry, I am only interested in Satanic furniture.

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    #4

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    SAILING BICYCLE
    FOUND IN UGANDA THE PEAL OF AFRICA

    Julia Zivotic Report

    Kamelion
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Points for inventiveness though!

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    #5

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Donnie Hanzo Report

    michael reid
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'll fight Tony for £50 easy

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    #6

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Donnie Hanzo Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    They have sold 17 already?

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    #7

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    When you’ve got a castle to storm at 6, but hittin the clubs by 9…

    Sam Dowse Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Is it just my eyes or does it look like the crotch is discoloured?

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    #8

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Surely that's them paying them $20 to take it away?

    Hayden Hall Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    ONLY thing wrong is ... NO, many things are wrong, the dog bite is the least of your worries. Once you sit on that filthy thing your bum will hit the floor. EEEW

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    #9

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Katie O'Brien Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Fair enough.

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    #10

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Ryan Bilbo Colley Report

    Geeki Nikki
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I do not think that word means what you think it means.

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    #11

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Donnie Hanzo Report

    Kamelion
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This is what you get when you order a Sphinx from Aliexpress

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    #12

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Jaydo Eskybarz Report

    Geeki Nikki
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What kinda parties are you throwing?

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    #13

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    FOR SALE
    Large glass TV stand, Little wear n tear showing, doesn't suit my requirements. Open to offers or trade.

    Donnie Hanzo Report

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Ooh I get a TV stand and a free puzzle all in one!

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    #14

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Bailey Magee Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    How is tossing off an Ostrich considered Vegan?

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    #15

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Eduardo Beceer Report

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    How is this shady? Description says the box is empty. $50 for an ampty box seems high to me but you can ask any price you want. Whether or not anyone will pay that price is another story but I don't think this is shady

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    #16

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Matthew 'Mattske' Delbridge Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Step one. Smile.

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    #17

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Dan Dunn Report

    KitFrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Is it legal to do that because I am not sure if it is.

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    #18

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Jamie Adams Report

    Kai
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Ya know that isn't a bad advert

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    #19

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Tim Smith Report

    michael reid
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    If that turbo is real I would buy that

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    #20

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Donnie Hanzo Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Hill billy Joker is planning to use them at Gotham trailer park.

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    #21

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Kurt Lindsay Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I don't know about your part of the world, but around here auto parts stores will do that for free.

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    #22

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Eduardo Beceer Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Hahaha "satisfying every time" made me laugh way too loud.

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    #23

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Katie O'Brien Report

    Geeki Nikki
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    Sooooo essentially its a digital photo frame.

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    #24

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told

    Sam Dowse Report

    Geeki Nikki
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What in the actual f*ck is going on here?!

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    #25

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Donnie Hanzo Report

    Emanual Henry
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Is it still attached to the ground?

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    #26

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Selling kids free school lunches

    Vanessa Dubt Report

    Geeki Nikki
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Hbu just feed your kids instead of selling their food?

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    #27

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Tim Smith Report

    Chich
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago

    WTF is a Hasbulla?

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    #28

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Donnie Hanzo Report

    Quasar
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    yeah man, why not?

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    #29

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Dan Dunn Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I am guessing neither of these ladies are horticulturists.

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    #30

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    ITS THE SAME F*CKING THING OK

    Eduardo Beceer Report

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Perhaps upgraded and is selling the old one packed in the new one's box. Not sure why they wouldn't just take a pic of the 3 itself.

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    #31

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    More nightmare fuel.

    Dan Manley Report

    Geeki Nikki
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Why is there a butt stain?

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    #32

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Angus Eckstein Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    NOPE

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    #33

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Hardy Charlton Report

    The Toast
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    10,000....... for a big nugget........... wow

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    #34

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Looks like a mat in poor condition

    Sam Dowse Report

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    I hope her name isn't Mat

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    #35

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Nina Zen Report

    juice
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    it's bean curd wrapped around fish and fried

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    #36

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Chris Krawczyk Report

    Agent 8433599
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    *silly comment*

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    #37

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Nina Zen Report

    Catherine Binder
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Siphon shmiphon, you can just pore it out. Sheesh.

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    #38

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Tony Hassen Report

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That's a thick pick

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    #39

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Donnie Hanzo Report

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Again, they are up front about it being a replica.

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    #40

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Donnie Hanzo Report

    #41

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Check out the mean manu's he can do tho.

    Jack Horrocks Report

    Emanual Henry
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This guy has found the untapped market of used science fair projects.

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    #42

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Josh Sardelic Report

    Catherine Binder
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    ???

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    #43

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Donnie Hanzo Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Hold back a bit on the details, I am feeling overwhelmed by the barrage of information.

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    #44

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Joseph Michael Report

    Lux Crow
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Take it to the doll hospital (look it up, it’s real)

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    #45

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Hayden Hall Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Considering how nice the Avalon is, if they're only asking $750 it probably has issues serious enough to make $350 a valid offer.

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    #46

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Fule prices are out of control

    Josh Sardelic Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This isn't that weird, it's pretty common to buy a chunk of a parts-vehicle when you're doing rust repair.

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    #47

    Humans-Of-Marketplace

    Fire located

    Donnie Hanzo Report

    Horatio Jay
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I bought one of these as a gift for my friend's kid, they loved it. I'm unclear why this is on this list. Also, why 2/3rds of the rest are. This list is awful.

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