Whatever you decide to wear—that’s all taste and you do you.
That won’t stop folks from throwing in their two cents about what it is that you call clothing. And sometimes, they might just be right. No, it’s not you. It’s the clothes. Sometimes they are just impossible to justify and defend. I mean, look at them. You can’t even say they're haute couture. Not sure what to call them.
You decide.
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Oh Lord No And For That Price?!?! What Is Wrong With People Lol
Some of these are just proof that some people have way too much money and don't know what to spend it on anymore
Make me think of one of those kitchen-aprons with a minimally dressed body on it
How to design a dress that, against probability, manages to look frumpy and scandalous at the same time. Scanpy. Frumpalous.
Ok, I mean it’s kinda ridiculous but if you’re into that, how expen- OH LORDY NO
Oh, I’d wear that! I would find it in the close out aisle. Probably $15 USD. Great for a costume party! It’ll look great on my 16 size body!
I've begun to type out SO MANY different comments, but I now realize that there are just no words.
Saw This Shared On Snapchat. $335
When you want to wear tight pants, but you also want to shoplift.
I think maybe they were supposed to pull it up from the ankles to make the skirt? Hmmmm
That makes sense. As it is that’s trousers with an odd bottom, but the other pictures could show it flipped up or pulled up to make a skirt.
Load More Replies...This Just Popped Up In My Reels 😧
"So, what are you wearing?" ---- "A white scarf and three brooches"
Load More Replies...I could see it at a Latin ballroom competition (which i actually think it might be from what I can see in the background)
Load More Replies...This is a prop for some kind of futuristic sci-fi p*rn, right? RIGHT????
This wrapping-and-ornaments-thing is weird enough but I can't ignore these impossible body curves...
Look naked without being naked. Never understood this trend and it's not new.
The bare bones definition of clothes is essentially a thing to cover your shame with, with the added bonus of giving your body the needed protection against the elements, i.e. intense heat, cold and whatever else decides to fall from the sky.
But clothes have evolved since man’s first decision to use a maple leaf. In fact, it has moved beyond functionality and has become a lot of many things.
This Looks Like Someone Smeared Mustard All Over A Bedsheet
Model's like: "please for the love of God leave my face outta this ad."
Hahaha!! Was going to say that! The proper name for this dress is ‘the 3 am feeding’
I'm impersonating the spirit of Jackson Pollock's canvas.
Uhhh…😳
The female version of your pants around your knees.
The green one on the right is kinda ok... at least from that side
Load More Replies...It Looks Like She Stuck A Kleenex To Her Ass With Painters Tape
"perfect for layering to keep you warm..." but just in the junk-trunk area.
Clothes have become a way of expressing oneself. Others look at you and they immediately can get a glimpse into who you really are. Heck, you look at you, and immediately understand what your image is saying about you.
It is clothing that imposes an impression upon others and it influences how you feel about you and how others will behave towards you. Dressing business casual and dumpster fire attire is definitely a testament to it in a job interview.
Ready To Show The Third Eye
This reminds me of the pictures of dogs wearing glasses on their tails.
An example of when the comment really needs to have a higher score than the post. 🏆
Load More Replies...If you’re planning a trip to the outhouse, the panel is placed badly
I was just reminded of the jeans that had the word juicy on the bum. My classmate, then 14/15, had them.
This really only offers access to the upper cheek...would be a good answer for "if you had a giant tail"
Now Shein What Is This?😐
I just think it's a minion, looking for a banana? 😳
Load More Replies...Another Innovative Design From Shein🥲
Not bad if you're a superheroine and don't actually have to walk in a 3D dimension with this.
Wear on quality. Where is the quality? Where is the rest of the dress?
That's a "Wardrobe Malfunction" waiting to happen. Not waiting very long either.
If it allready looks like this on the website how ugly is it, when it finally arrives?
You don't wear bra (nor panty apparently) with this so called "dress".
Load More Replies...The model looks so strange to me, I think it is just the pose but getting mannequin vibes pretty strongly. Uncanny valley for sure.
This also translates to an evolutionary psychology concept of mate selection. You don’t just dress to impress a boss—you dress to impress your potential partner.
Just like the peacock unravels its vibrant fan of a tail, similar behaviors can be seen in a number of species, including humans. But instead of their nonexistent tails, they use clothes to increase their chances of becoming a specimen in discussion on the Discovery Channel.
The same works the other way, mind you—you can use clothes to blend in.
No, Thank You Amazon. That Dress Is Awful And Overpriced
Did you get a load of her date? drseuss2-2...ba0f0e.jpg
Cutting off the curb feelers and reducing the price by 85% would improve this. A Lot!
Truly No Words For This One
This looks like the arts and crafts projects I used to make out of my ruined jeans when I was like eight
Quick!!! I need a new dress for tonight! Well I got some old jeans and a shoelace. Gimme a minute… PERFECT!
Mushroom Top Anyone???
Good for a pingpong ball toss. Get the pingpong ball in a cup, and win a goldfish.
Looks like a collection of dogs anuses suffering from flot bott
There’s also an interesting phenomenon whereby in many societies, certain clothes depict wealth and taste. The Hemline Index suggests this by stating that skirt lengths rise and fall depending on stock prices and overall economic status, which is reflected in how women choose to dress. Recessions mean longer dresses and skirts, while economic prosperity means shorter hemlines.
It’s A Top & Skirt Set… Maybe I Just Don’t Understand Modern Fashion But…😅😅
That would go well with those red smurfy cartoon boots idiots were wearing recently.
Since they double bagged, lets hope she doesn't pass on this awful fashion sense.
At Least It Only Costs £8.49 I Guess 🤣
You would have to be dumb as a brillo-pad to buy this dress !
Load More Replies...Edit: Sorry Everyone I Didn’t Mean To Step On Toes. I Can Honestly Say I Had Never Heard Of This Person. I Just Saw The Dress And Thought It Was Ugly
For those who don't know who Mary Tyler Moore is: MTM starred in an eponymous and very radical American situational comedy television show of the 1970's. It was radical because it portrayed a single, female, career-focused professional with her own place, navigating life in a man's world. It was well written, extremely funny, had a great ensemble cast and inspired many, many women to conceive of a life that wasn't subservient to a man.
She also was in The D**k Van Dyke Show in the 60's as Laura Petrie. "Oh Rob..."
Load More Replies...Mary Tyler Moore :) The episode involved an ex-prostitute who Mary was trying to help leave "that life". Mary suggested the woman take up dress-making. She did - thus the concoction Mary is trying not to fall out of!
As surprising as it is, a lot of us didn't grow up with American tv shows, specially shows that old.
Load More Replies...I have had pantyhose ladder like that, but never a dress.
episode where mary mentors a call-girl-turned-fashion-designer, and this is the dress she made mary after she gets her first real job as a designer...v. funny episode
I don't remember her being this buxom. Much more appealing than her skinny look.
Mary Tyler Moore would have never worn something so tasteless, she had class.
Ultimately, you are what you wear. Researchers Mary Ellen Roach-Higgins and Joanne B. Eicher have suggested this in their scholarly work on dress and identity, saying that the clothes send nonverbal cues to other people—cues like how powerful on a social scale you are, how much influence you have over people, how smart you are or even how much you earn.
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Stirrup pants were popular when I was young, but I've never seen stirrup shorts before.
Wearing stirrup pants was like having a tiny person pulling down on your pants all day, then you get a lovely long crotch. That's what I remember about wearing those abominations.
Load More Replies...These are not only hideous but also could be quite dangerous. I feel like if one stirrup happens to let go, it will be like a slingshot to the vajayjay.
I had a pair of pants like this in the 90's, never shorts though!
Guys, It’s On Sale! Grab Two! Would Make A Great Christmas Gift 🤪😂
They want over $1500 for a FEATHER? Audi would kill a bird for free, and then there would be enough feathers to make a top.
That would not work on me, do they have a giant feather for the busty gal?
Load More Replies...Why don't they just glue a cotton ball to their nipples and call it an outfit?
Great, you committed it in writing on the internet. Now it will happen and you won't be able to cash in on it
Load More Replies...This is from an outfit Hunter Schafer wore on a red carpet. She looked amazing in it. I would look like a half naked lady with a feather covering my peekaboos.
I'm gonna need a freakin' feather duster at least.
Load More Replies...That feather looks like it would poke you in the arm constantly. Just thinking about it makes me irrationally angry.
I'm NOT going to say it. Anyone who does say it, consider yourself pounced.
Depending on the price ( and since its shein im assuming less than $20) its awful in a great way.
Is it ridiculous and kinda stupid? Yes. …do I honestly kind of love it and feel like this is my exact brand of kitchy retro elegance? Yes. I want.
I have a Vintage stool in the same fabric/fringes.... But the cat that often stand on it to talk to the birds he'll never catch, is black.
Clothes are so connotative that you can’t help but think about specific people based on the things that they have on them.
Just think about it: whenever you see round, black-rimmed glasses, you will likely think of Harry Potter; whenever you see glass shoes, you can’t help but immediately associate them with Cinderella; and whenever you see a red cap with an M on it, bam, that’s Mario.
Not Exactly A Dress But…. 🤢🤮
Yeah I find this one less obnoxious than a lot of the others. It's for a single special event. Looks kinda like a bunch of huge white roses. Combined with the actual dress it'll probably look fine (if a little over the top).
Load More Replies...perfect for the wedding shower lol , get it? shower because they look like the things you wash yourself with?....... i'll see myself out
I Saw This On Insta Earlier And Knew Where It Belonged. I Absolutely Hate It, But I Wanna Know What Others Think
This post has damaged me. My first thought was ‘not the worst on here’
I hate this so much. I generally reserve judgement about super-expensive, red-carpet-related dresses, because I don't work in the fashion industry and I don't have a degree in fashion, so, really, what do *I* know? But this dress is one that I can say without hesitation that I hate, full stop. It's just awful.
Ain't No Way In Hell I'm Paying Anywhere Near That Much Especially When It Comes With Huge Holes.... It's Supposed To Be A Purse... To Hold Things🥴🥴
How much does the bag cost if they finish making it first?
6000. They don't need to cut holes in it then, and the sweat shop cand spend 1 cent less making it? 😑🤫
Load More Replies...Itd be nicer in my opinion if the holes had like plastic or rubber *windows*
Everything from the fabric to the make to even the colors signify something about you.
For instance, the color black is associated with power, mystery, and professionalism, whereas red is passion, intensity and aggression, yellow is happiness, optimism and youth, blue is loyalty, stability, and tranquility, and green is healing, success and hope. There’s more, but you get the point.
Soooooo
Yes but how do you put it on? Do you button up or?
Load More Replies...I'm all for repurposing, but this is a little special.
It’s actually printed on, it’s a pattern rather than actual recycled jeans which I think makes it worse somehow??
Load More Replies...For when you really want to take forever getting in and out of the bathroom.
Oh Yes, I’ve Always Wanted To Sit On A Ton Of Insects
No way. The amount of guys slapping you butt saying: There were ants!
Load More Replies...When you've got ants in your pants. At least it's not crabs.
So women tell fashion designer that we want functional pockets on our clothes and they give us this?!
Gotta Use Satien Babe
I'm fine with the Free the Nipple movement. I don't know if I'm ready for the Free the Vajayjay movement.
I am whatevs at this point just as long as there is enough fabric to sit on otherwise ewww
Load More Replies...There’s, of course, more to it than color as previously mentioned, and Science of People provides a nifty guide on how to achieve a certain look.
According to them, for a formal look, go with dark colors and minimal accessories. For casual, go with bright colors, loose fits, and a single yet outstanding accessory. If it’s edgy you want, mix and match colors, fabrics and shapes that are bold.
Over $200 For The Shorts Alone Just To Look Like A Caveman From A School Play
They're not so special. The entire town of Bedrock wore this.
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This might be kind of a controversial opinion, but I can picture this looking really pretty on someone with the right figure for it. Like on someone with a dramatic hourglass figure. But for anyone without a killer waist to hip ratio, it is not flattering at all.
Compared to the rest of the dresses on here, this is actually not bad
Just need to eliminate that middle section, bring the skirt up and voila! Looks like a home sewing project gone awry. The bust piece looks great.
Load More Replies...It would look much of a hip scarf/bent was added to draw attention to the hipmovements.
Load More Replies...That one’s not that bad, vintage and in good shape. Ummmm……ditch the socks.and, uh, have it tailored for a little more space…
I'm Getting Worried About These Ads
I might have gone back and pushed it again after reading your comment... just double checking lol
Load More Replies...Honestly I kinda like this one, but then again I'm a sucker for weird clothing.
I would 100% wear this and then spend all night twirling with my arms out.
Load More Replies...Hey! I didn't know they were making a sequel to 'Manos: The Hands of Fate'!
Fashionable PPE and a demo on how to use it to scare away predators....or swooping maggies.
My daughter has this dress, and she loves it. (Actually, both daughters do - the other is pink with fringe) It's a Moth Dress, and it's super cute, lol
For professionals, it’s all about that well-fitted, modest lifestyle. On the contrary, if you want to be more attractive, they’d be more revealing than that of professionals, but they should also be comfortable and should highlight your best features.
Lastly, strong, bold and representative clothing might have the added bonus of showing off your power as an individual, but if it’s unique you want, prints, weird shapes and unorthodox accessories from boutiques might do the trick.
Not A Dress But What Is This And Why Is There Only 1 Of Them Left?
Bet there's only one because they only made the one. No way people are actually buying this.
Here they are from the back, which made me giggle. They cost $895! loser-2-65...898859.png
I don't understand buying clothes with holes. However, I would much rather wear them than this.
Wdym By Almost Single 🤨
Is this a new thing now? Announcing martial status in your clothes?
Really?!
Thermal string vest for those chilly days under a maxi dress
So, what are your thoughts on any of this? What style do you prefer and would you wear any of the dresses in this listicle? Share your takes and stories in the comment section below!
And if you can’t stop looking at these fashion fails, why not give another one of our articles a go.
Bloody Bandage Wrap Chic 💅 It's Almost 800 Dollars
Looks great though. Just needs the right accessories for a halloween look.
The Video Was Moving Pretty Fast So Apologies The Screenshots Aren’t The Best. I Knew From The Second I Saw The Word “Modern” I’d Hate Them 🫠🫠 If It Was Red Maybe The Bow One Would Be Okay For A Christmas Party Or Something But For A Weddinnng??? 😩
The hoo-ha isn't normally a part of the wedding gown....
it would be so pretty if the bodice was shaped better. And this is definitely lingerie
Cute Dress. Lets Ruin It By Putting The Slip On Top Of It
For the Amish girl who's really feeling her Rumspringa.
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That's like saying this train wreck isn't as bloody as the others.
Load More Replies...This girl has made this thread twice now. It's the girl with the socks..haha
Found This On Facebook Marketplace 😍 She Said Those Are Very Pretty Dresses Good For A Wedding 😛
I liked the other one okay, but the asymmetry isn't working for me.
Not A Dress But Worth A Share. Wonder If It Works Like A Slinky On The Stairs? 🤔 Oh, And The Price. 😬
I Was Specifically Looking Through Fb Marketplace For Size 3x Skirts, Pants, Etc And This Pops Up!!! Lordt!!!!! I Just Can't 🥴
Looks like the cats shredded one of those macrame plant hanger things...
I was about to ask if you two shredded one of your soft can-openers outfits! :D
Load More Replies...A Couple Of Things….i Really Need Amazon To Stop Advertising Things To Me That Are Trillion Dollarssss 😂…..i Also Thought This Was A Bonnet At First. Then Realized It Was Dress To My Horror. I Just…don’t Know What They Were Thinking Lmao
Definitely. If the right person was wearing it and if they had good accessories
Load More Replies...It looks like someone tried to turn a fitted sheet into a dress
Honestly I think it could be really cute, depending on how the skirt hangs.
I Was Scrolling Through Reels When I Came Across This 💀 She Said It Was Gorgeous
Without the holes it would be really pretty. I like the draped neckline.
Can I Just Say I Am Confused When I Look At This? Lol
I know someone who would wear this to a funeral and still consider herself classy
The Video Was Moving Pretty Fast So Apologies The Screenshots Aren’t The Best. I Knew From The Second I Saw The Word “Modern” I’d Hate Them 🫠🫠 If It Was Red Maybe The Bow One Would Be Okay For A Christmas Party Or Something But For A Weddinnng??? 😩
Found In Another Group! This Is Crazy
Nice Pants
Sorry, it took me a few seconds to scroll down to the pants. Yes, the pants are awful.
The pants aren't quite low-waisted enough, but that was definitely my first thought.
Load More Replies...I personally kind of like these pants 🤷🏻♀️ The shirt and shoes are a NOPE though
I dunno I kinda like the pants, the whole outfit is v grunge or like early 90s-2000s fashion and I love it
Expensive Too. 2500 Ddk/400ish Euro. Don't The Model Just Look So Happy Wearing That Thing 😄
I can't quite make out the expression on the model's face -- or the model's face.
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or if BP loaded in the wrong image lol
Load More Replies...I Know It’s Not A Dress But I Saw These At Target And Laughed So Hard 🤣
Found This In The Wild Today 😳
The ultimate casual dress shirt. Doubles as an apple pie.
I would always be telling the person wearing this they are missing a button just to keep them busy for a while.
Never have to worry about losing a button....you'll always have a spare!
I'll Bet He Was Speechless
Without the black halter top (?) This looks like a fairly normal 1980's wedding dress.
Well, it's not pretty, but it does look like a dress.
I Finally Have A Contribution! It Looks Like When You’re Drunk In The Club Bathroom, Trying To Put Your Complicated Dress Back On
Yeah, to me it looks like the brass string is supposed to go over the now still bare shoulder, but when fotographer and model tried that they found out it hangs too loose and instead of shorten the strap on the backside they decided "let's put it just above the othe side, no one will notice".
I do like this one. Couldn't wear it, but it of all of them so far it is the prettiest
A Girl A Grade Above Me Wore A Dress Like This To Our Prom And She Sounded Like Glass Clinking Together When She Walked Around. It Looked So Uncomfortable And She Literally Couldn't Dance In It
yeah, i'd be pretty nice if it was like shiny holographic material instead of cinderella's broken shoe
Load More Replies...The dress is pretty. The description sounds like a nightmare but I don’t think it belongs on this list.
In case you've always wanted to be a stained glass lampshade.
It looks gorgeous, but if it made glass clinking sound, I assume it's not fabric, but broken CD's
But Why
Two of that model wouldn't be plus size.
Load More Replies...I’d assume consent is obtained before we do to much embracing in those pants
Naaa, she just looks like her butt bust through her jeans. Ergo, she's a tubbo (which she isn't, obv), which is just not a genre of clothing I'm interested in myself, an actual tubbo.
Came Across This Today, In A Clothing Shop In The UK, And Believe It Or Not This Is Actually A Dress 😶
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Reminds me of the shirt Denise made Theo on the Cosby Show.
Label Shows This Was From A Bridal Shop ......if Anyone Wants One, Like
This looks more like a Quinceanera dress or a prom dress. I don't hate it.
Tis The Seasons....🎁 (My Bestie Posted This On Her Own Ig And I Just Had To Share Lollll They're Also Loud If You Shake It Too)
The Only Thing I Can Say: $449.99
Yeah, She Planned This Whole Outfit Around Wanting Her Shirt To Show Under Her Skirt. Didn't Blur Bc It's An Ad. 🤣🫣
This Shirt Bothers Me So Much
I Just Found These & What People Have Done This Year. Thoughts 🤷♀️
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I also like it, it's fun and still has a good shape
Load More Replies...It looks like someone sewed a bunch of ties together.
It's called a cocktail dress because you only think it looks good once you've had too many cocktails.
I want this to be a pattern sampler. Any one of those patterns individually would make a lovely dress
Found This On Facebook Marketplace 😍 She Said Those Are Very Pretty Dresses Good For A Wedding 😛
This one, if it fit properly, might actually be nice.
I think it's the cut that looks so bad. Half a,meter too long and what the heck is that neckline??
Looks an awful like the prom dress I bought for my granddaughter. Hope she doesn’t see it here
Why can't we see men wearing skimpy clothes with almost-exposure of their privates? When men hit the runways and red carpets dressed provocatively (all the time, and not just as a one-and-done, then I might believe in parity of the sexes.
Yes! Thank you! Where's the single feather banana hammock?!
Load More Replies...Until recently BP always presented me with the same notifications, now it no longer sends me notifications even if I get likes. Does this happen to anyone else?
Amateurs! You haven't seen anything yet! Look for "Cristina Pedroche's dress New Year 2024". Half Spain looks forward to seeing her designer's dresses every New Year's Eve, and every year her dresses get uglier and uglier, and also more and more far-fetched and stupid. This year she wore an "organic" dress that melted in water, or some similar BS, and she proclaimed she was "mother nature". It's nearly impossible to be more ridiculous than those dresses.
Ugly clothes might be bad, but I wouldn't call them a "scam", since it's clearly showing what it is.
Why can't we see men wearing skimpy clothes with almost-exposure of their privates? When men hit the runways and red carpets dressed provocatively (all the time, and not just as a one-and-done, then I might believe in parity of the sexes.
Yes! Thank you! Where's the single feather banana hammock?!
Load More Replies...Until recently BP always presented me with the same notifications, now it no longer sends me notifications even if I get likes. Does this happen to anyone else?
Amateurs! You haven't seen anything yet! Look for "Cristina Pedroche's dress New Year 2024". Half Spain looks forward to seeing her designer's dresses every New Year's Eve, and every year her dresses get uglier and uglier, and also more and more far-fetched and stupid. This year she wore an "organic" dress that melted in water, or some similar BS, and she proclaimed she was "mother nature". It's nearly impossible to be more ridiculous than those dresses.
Ugly clothes might be bad, but I wouldn't call them a "scam", since it's clearly showing what it is.
