170 Brutally Honest Sticky Notes That Sum Up Your Life

Truer words were never spoken!

The 2nd one is so accurate. I live on the 4th floor in my apt building, and I will carry 12 bags, and risk cutting of circulation to my hands, before making a 2nd trip back out to my car!

They only underestimated that cats had the same idea.

dammit steve

lol feels that way sometimes! Even after Monday and Tuesday, the calendar spells WTF

hahaha..yes, love it!!!

apples?

Naan and hummus

Miso?

i consider seaweed there! you didn't ask for filling

This reminds me of the project management triangle. Fast, cheap, good: Pick two.

Potato

Definitely strawberries

relatable ; - ;

avocado pizza with water

That's where you are...ain't it?

Guacamole

It's called capitalism :P

Rice crackers?

Beer

pineapple...obviously

that's where you write 'pineapple'

Dal

There are many healthy, cheap and tasty things to eat.

Fruits?

Avocado pizza juice

That's where Spudy goes?

I put avocado on my pizza all the time! Yummmm

Hummus and pita.

Sushi? I dunno it's good for your brain, but too much tuna is bad. It can also be a bit pricey sometimes...

Totally me.

Do the 'burrito method' and you can wrap yourself in a space time wormhole ...thingy.

Caffeine: America's only celebrated addiction.

Explains my life.

4:40am, wake up 5:45 commute to work 7am actually get to work 7-3pm surf bored panda when things are slow

Not accurate at all. The amount I actually eat should go up in the zone of regret, over the top of the note, and continue onto the desk.

LMAO! This one is spot on!!

cue foot in mouth syndrome when you talk to people you don't know

This is sooooooo true

DJ-ing means adjusting the volume to me

As a tall chick, this is how I feel when I try on clothes!

Needs "Temporary '5-year-max' house you mortgage just before housing market crashes, trapping you forever in a place you hate".

Definitely sending this one to my fiance!

Even with solid black long socks, my socks all end up unmatchable...

Very accurate representation of my life.

Make it higher ages away

Nailed it

They've been decapitated.

For me, it's saving the contact name of an old friend when he is looking at what I type... :(

100% me, but I know for sure I'd be a goner.

I'm this guy and it's true and funny!