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The recruiter is kind of like a gatekeeper for the company. Their task is to ensure that any job candidate that gets hired deserves to be there. This is often easier said than done since people can present an image that's quite different from who they truly are. But every now and then, someone comes by who makes the decision a no-brainer.

There's a post on Reddit that asked hiring managers what are some of the biggest red flags they've spotted in a resume or during an interview. From lying about experience to oversharing about personal life, turns out, we folks can get really creative when facing unemployment. A bit too creative. Sure, hunting for a job can be really difficult, and the struggle can leave us feeling rejected, stressed, anxious, and overall pessimistic about our future outlook which might make us do things we normally wouldn't, but these stories prove that we have to at least try to keep it together.

#1

Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) We were interviewing for a higher level management position in a small company, in a very small rural area. The candidate was from a large city pretty far away. One of the panel asks a general question of how he sees himself fitting in with the community (position involved some community outreach) given that we're very rural. The candidate says 'oh I can be redneck!' and then proceeds to tell a joke using the n-word multiple times. He then laughed at his own joke and acted like nothing was wrong. It was so f*****g crazy I had no idea how to react.

jamminatorr , MART PRODUCTION Report

Alma Muminovic
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Similar thing just happened to me with my candidate. Told the hiring manager’s he trained galactic warriors to fight aliens and that he was crazy. It was a first.

Leena
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean if he had said oh I can do country stuff and I love going mudding. That would be one thing but my god what the hell dude

Janet Graham
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He confused Redneck with A**H***.

Kelli
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have actually heard people do things like this. It is always astounding.

Fancy that
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I also have no idea how to react.

Night Owl
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stereotypes are strong with this one

kjorn
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and you hired him right?

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    #2

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) I was hiring for a field technician position and brought three equally qualified candidates in for interviews. They all had sufficient experience with other contractors so all I really cared about was how they presented themselves and how they spoke to someone in a position of authority. First two candidates were excellent. I figured it was going to be a super tough choice between the two of them at least. Then the third candidate completely blows away the other two in how he presents himself. He’s clearly very gifted and is super ambitious and I’m about ten seconds away from telling him he’ll receive and offer before the end of the week. He starts telling me he’s excited for this opportunity because he feels his current employer is going under because of some poor business decisions over the last year. Signing contracts that they can’t complete and things like that. I ask an open ended question like “how would you do it better?” And this fella tells me something to the effect of “well, I don’t know much about business but one time I was working on interac (credit card) machines and found a way to add my personal bank account information to the machine. So I did that to help boost my personal income because I figured it wouldn’t be easy to trace. But don’t worry I cleared it all up with the cops and had to pay all the money back. Oh and that’s what the company should have done - find a way to generate passive income until something more profitable came along.” I was floored. I just stared at him. I couldn’t even respond. He asked me straight up how that story would affect his chances. I told him I had other candidates that probably fit the role a little better but would keep him in consideration for future opportunities.

    anonymat , Mike Mozart Report

    Pollywog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Telling your potential boss you're a bad criminal is never a good thing!!

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a potential juror explain her source of income was embezzlement on the record in front of a DA and a judge. After we finished laughing at the hastily convened bench conference, the juror was excused for cause. No one had it in them to pursue a criminal case basically because she was honest sorta and picking a jury is exhausting.

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I robbed a few banks back in the day, but it's okay - I've cleared it all up with the cops." :D

    Cecilia Herrera
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot. "But don't worry I cleared it all up with the cops...." The only way he could have made things worse for himself, would have been had he literally worn a giant red flag to the interview.

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He missed his foot and shot himself in the knee!!

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    Random Anon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... I can't tell if this dude bombed his interview on purpose or some circuit shorted in that brain of his. And yes, it's stupidly easy to manipulate financial transactions with very little know-how. I would like to believe things have improved but from my time working with the industry I doubt it. These guys are the type that don't "fix" stuff until there is a meltdown.

    Just me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he was honest, but I wouldn't have hired him either.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the guy had no idea what he had confessed to. What a maroon!

    CammyCat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having a hard time believing he truly thought he would get the job after that. My guess is he didn’t really want the job and just wanted to see how they would react

    Jes.the.Mess
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude was probably hoping for an Ant-Man type situation. "Wow your crimes are so ingenious I'd like to offer you a high paying job immediately, despite the fact you got caught". Life ain't a movie. Being a criminal is not slick and glamorous

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    #3

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) The building was key card access so everyone else had to sign in with security and because we work with special needs populations certain things are simply not allowed in the building. All of this is explained when they get the interview. Security asks me to come talk to this guy because he has a chain wallet and a key ring with a pill holder and a pepper spray bottle all of which is is refusing to leave at security to come in for his interview. I tell him those are the rules. Interview goes acceptably until I ask how he would handle a client offering him money or favors in return for privileges or contraband. He laughed and asked how cute they were. The job he was applying for would have had him on a ward with teenagers. I literally had a meeting about how we were not hiring this person ever later that day with others just in case.

    Polyfuckery , TheStandingDesk Report

    Random Anon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude has the integrity of unknown gooey objects found in the sewer.

    Lathari
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not insult unknown gooey objects found in the sewer!

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    Zophra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to see the thought process here: did he think he was being funny? ugh.

    Allen Bouchard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked retail someone asked the trainer, while getting trained on the register, if it was OK to ask out costumers.

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    Janet Graham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The applicant does not get it and never will. And I'm not only talking about the job.

    KindredKiller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait this is confusing me, did he call the teenagers cute..? Sorry I sometimes have poor reading comprehension.

    Luna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He joked that if they (the teenagers) were attractive he might give them contraband.

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    #4

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) A woman that was 40 minutes late walk in on us interviewing the next applicant and demanding we see her first. Screamed at me that she had wasted her time when I refused to interview her.

    debdeman , Polina Zimmerman Report

    Fancy that
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in high school we had to take a class that taught us how to fill out an application and how to conduct ourselves in an interview. Did they stop teaching that?

    Robert Beveridge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never got it (was in high school in the early-mid eighties).

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    Nimues Child
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend worked in the admissions department of a very prestigious grad department of a very prestigious university. A woman came in for her interview and started in by immediately treating the receptionist like complete sub-human dirt. The office noted this and quickly consigned her application to the reject pile. To this day, I'm sure the woman has no idea why this prestigious place rejected her application for admission. After all, didn't they know who she was?

    Kelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Entitlement at its finest.

    Shull GaRett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you did not need another definition of "entitled" but there you have it... Thanks Karen

    Random Anon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow even job interviews are not spared the Karen phenomenon.

    Kelli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quit downvoting for ridiculous reasons ppl. People get suspended for it. Move on if you don’t like it. That simple. Save your downvotes for real offensive stuff, not stupid stuff. This response does not warrant a downvote.

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    Manny_Flawz
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    3 years ago

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    Just me
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess she didn't get the job.

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    #5

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) Mental health field A guy told me he would have to try to convert gay clients to his religion and tell them how he felt about them. Again, this was what he chose to the question of how he works with diversity.

    lovelywavies , Alex Green Report

    Zedrapazia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever religion that dude has, may he rot in its hell

    Bee she/her
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet you it’s a branch of Christianity

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    Pollywog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd hate to hear how he'd want to change diversity!!

    Kelli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People never fail to disgust me. Worked with a “born again” and she kept leaving Christian pamphlets on our Jewish coworkers desk. He didn’t even go to management, another coworker and I did.

    Wolfe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel people should have the right to share their beliefs, in a calm, normal manner. However, when it gets to the point of harassment, that'd when we get a problem. 1 pamphlet would be fine, but repetitive, aggressive behavior would be more likely to drive someone away rather than entice them

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    Kel_how
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I believe in diversity, I just don't like it"

    Janet Graham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No clue! Beat them over the head and wonder why they don't understand. Geez!

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    #6

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) We interviewed a guy once for an engineering position. We Asked the typical, “ what do you like to do in your free time?” He said he really enjoyed taking his dog with him on a long run to decompress (so far so good)—then he went into excruciating detail of how his dog likes to lick every last drop of sweat off his body as he undresses for the shower. It was cringey!

    Speakinmymind96 , RODNAE Productions Report

    Nor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my dogs and they are family....but eeeuuuuwwww that's just NO

    A.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me puke.

    P. Mozzani
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just thinking of the book, "The Happy Hooker." I'm so creeped out and disgusted by this story that I can't type anything else.

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    #7

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) Not during an interview, but in checking up on references. Called this girl's previous employer. This girl had called out 3 times over a 6 month period to attend her grandmother's funeral. She had called out to 3 different managers with the same excuse, and aparantly didn't think the managers communicated with each other. The fourth time her grandmother died, she was let go.

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    Justme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step-grandparents are a thing

    Diolla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually had 3 grandmothers. But TBH they didn't all die in a 6 month period.

    Bryanne Mayhew
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who had four grandmothers, this is entirely possible. Timeline is def suspect, but still possible. Surely there was a chance for her to set the record straight before being fired?

    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her grandma was like a cat - she had 9 lives.

    Chris B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, if you include great-grandmother's, and the possibility of divorced and remarried couples then having four people you call grandmother isn't too big a stretch.

    A.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if grandpa had multiple wives...

    Lexsi Nevermind
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably were lies...but I had 4 grandmothers and 4 grandfathers because my parents divorced and remarried when I was young. Lists of reasons this could be true

    Marcus Lynch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked with a guy who would funeral crash and say they were his friends. Would get 4 hours off paid for berievement. Must have done it a dozen times over 10 years.

    Kitten Kat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe it's not really lawful for former employers to share that kind of info with potential employers who call for a reference. I thought the only thing that can really be said is the position they held and the dates of their employment, possibly if they are re hirable. Beyond that,there could be a lawsuit.

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    #8

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) The interviewee that found my private personal social media accounts and initiated contact to thank me for the interview, even though they had my professional contact information. This was a young, inexperienced mistake not malicious or a power move. They had been told by their guidance counsellor that it was important to follow up after the interview. I know this because I actually had them come in for a second interview just so could explain why this was unprofessional. Gave them some other tips on how to interview properly, but didn't hire them. Did send them to a place I knew was hiring and a better fit.

    Richbeyondmeasure , Pixabay Report

    badger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you could just have called/mailed & told them instead of dragging them back in with no intention of hiring them.

    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [taking notes] don't stalk interviewer. Got it.

    Janet Graham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice! Innocent mistakes are normal. Thank you for helping them.

    Paul
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not the only one who needs to learn what's professional, considering how unprofessional it is to schedule a second interview under false pretenses and with no intention to hire. They could have handled all that with a phone call but instead needed to do their own power play.

    Mora Chilis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was turned down for a position because I "didn't have a searchable social media presence". My social media life is boring.

    James G. Currie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, guess I'd never be hired by that company... I have NO Social Media...unless you count Yahoo! Answers (R.I.P.) and Bored Panda...

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    P. Mozzani
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many times, young people have no boundaries regarding privacy or respect. Glad that the person was not hired.

    Moezzzz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually pretty awesome!

    Sue User
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never know what to do about foloow up/ thanks when the interview is set up by a contracting agency and I dont have any interviwer contact information.

    Susan Bosse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems fake as who would go to these extremes? This is more cringey than the kid messaging a personal account to send a "thank you," as we've all been advised to do.

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    #9

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) Two people get up and leave upon the mention of a [toxicology] test, which we specifically stated did not include [weed].

    xandrenia , Curtis Adams Report

    DC
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [weed]?

    Carol Emory
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all had to take urine tests at a job for Whirlpool. After a couple of hours, the recruiter comes in and points to three separate guys and calls them out to the hallway to tell them they failed the drug test and would not be hired...our of a room of 10 people.

    James G. Currie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope it wasn't for opiates, since poppy seeds are detectable in the bloodstream for up to a week...proven fact.

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess there was something worse than [weed] :P

    Asdomar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were there just for the weed but the test did not include it

    Kelli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You still hiring? 😂😂😂

    Jes.the.Mess
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Victims of the opiate epidemic, or those who took Breaking Bad as career advice

    Caryle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might not have been in fear of what you would discover might’ve been in protest at invasion of their Bodily privacy.

    Niall Mac Iomera
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you don't hire people who take certain drugs, and upon hearing this, they left? What's the problem here exactly?

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    #10

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) Well believe it or not I set up an interview with a mid to late twenties chemist with a masters degree from a good school. She ticked all the right boxes, interviewed well by phone. When she showed up for her on-site interview, she brought her mother. Yes, you read that correctly. When I learned of this, I told my boss that I was no longer interested in interviewing her and that I was no longer considering her for the position. My boss ended up conducting the interview and then they went on a facility tour with mommy in tow. She didn't get the job. Guys, don't bring one of your parents to your job interview. This isn't high school and it's not a parent-teacher conference.

    Linux4ever_Leo , RF._.studio Report

    YourSecretSanta
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've noticed that in these situations, the mother is at fault. Feel sorry for the kid. Additional note: Some people in my comments never had overbearing, manipulative mothers and it shows

    Nimues Child
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's the case, I kinda wish that could have been communicated to the candidate so she could tell her mom, "See! Seee! I told you it wasn't professional for you to come." Alas, that kind of transparency is not allowed

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    Alma Muminovic
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't bring anyone period. If you have someone who gave you a ride let them wait in the car.

    SAF saf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk... i would have addressed it in the interview. At least casually addressed it.

    Vash Uchiha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this happen when recruiting for arby's. Seemed like a good kid, but had to ask him for a second interview after informing him that he needed to represent himself without his mother guiding him... she got offended and never came back.

    Mika N
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like it would have been kinder of the boss to just let them know why she wouldn't be interviewed and let them go rather than lead them on with an interview and tour. She might make the same mistake at the next one.

    Stéphane Lussier Johnson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being myself the son of overpresent parents who did everything they could to wedge themselves into every aspects of my life (and making me lose jobs, appartments, social life and girlfriends in the process), I can tell you it's probably not their fault. I was finally able to start my normal adult life when I stopped talking to them, blocked them on social medias, and moved to a new city.

    Tina Zimmer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel pretty sad for that girl, her mother was probably one of those overbearing type of people.

    Jaithesaint
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Marie called the FBI during Roberts interview

    DC
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The german language is pre-prepared to adapt to necessities, if this makes it big time - "Die? Ach, das ist bloß meine Schwiegersekretärin...". But, yeah ... grow up. Your Ma and Pa aren't of any interest ... how can people even think this won't backfire on their ambitions? Or even think it would help them any?

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    #11

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) My boss was interviewing a lady who asked what the dress code was. My boss told her business causal. The lady then puts her feet up on my boss’s desk and says “good because these are the only pair of shoes I am ever going to own”

    OrangeTree81 , cottonbro Report

    Weim Central
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally true - won't get many jobs and will have to use those shoes forever.

    James G. Currie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know about you, but my work shoes only last 2-3 years before they *have* to be replaced. (Sometimes sooner it I'm unlucky - shortest turnaround was about 8 months.) If you're looking at Safety footwear, it needs to be replaced almost literally annually.

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    Ivy la Sangrienta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off topic, but I'm so glad we don't have a dress code in my office. Wore a tank top and denim shorts today. It was boiling hot, 30 Celsius at least!

    Janet Graham
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    3 years ago

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    How not very lady-like!

    Stolas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ehabdnsksjsm she might not want to be "lady like", gender stereotypes are total BS

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    #12

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) This one kid was very proud of the fact that he got so mad one time, he punched a couple windows on a bus and broke them. Somehow he thought this was a good story to tell us in the interview.

    chrisberman410 , Bruno Pires Report

    Cecilia Herrera
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might have been, had he been applying for a job in demolition.

    Alex Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. The company could have saved a fortune in tools!

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    Janet Graham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it goes over well at parties!

    #13

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) A mom called asking why I hadn’t called back their 18 year old son, then mocked me for sounding young and asked how old I was while still trying to get them an interview.

    yromeM_yggoF , Karolina Grabowska Report

    Shull GaRett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well hello Karen, so nice you called. Bye.

    Random Anon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I demand you make my 18 year-old numbskull wanker son CEO right now if you know what's good for you little missy!

    Weim Central
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for the chuckle. I just don't see the term "numbskull wanker" enough.

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    Sue User
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a mother call about firing her son. I had reprimanded him for moppung in such a way that it was splashing dorty mop water on dishes. He then cussed me out. When I told her, she said " oh really" apilogised and hung up.

    TheEndIsNigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uuuuuuuugh! Hated parents who would call or come into the vet clinic asking why I didn't hire thier kid even though they've brought their pets here for blah blah blah years🙄 ummm ...because your kid's a dingus who shouldn't be allowed out of the house, much less be responsible for a living thing, Karen. But we appreciate your business mmmmkay bye!

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a good move Mom! Stay out of your kid's work life unless asked. And maybe not then.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry for the son :(

    Gautam Balachandran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have asked them mom, "Wait, who the f**k gave you a job?"

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    #14

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) Guy came in reeking of booze. Decided this would be a quick interview and then move him out. After coup,e questions he said let’s forget about my questions as he’s got questions for me, then proceeded to hit on me hard and heavy. Luckily I’d learned the trick to a,ways sit them towards back of the room and me close to the door so I made my excuses and left the room. Got security. Confiscated his keys as he’d driven and got him a cab home. Receptionist warned me the next day when he was in picking his keys up so I wouldn’t bump into him by accident.

    TlN4C , Ketut Subiyanto Report

    Just me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for protecting the safety of everyone else on the road, and getting him home safely.

    Nimues Child
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's see: Show up drunk, check. Creepily hit on interviewer, check. So bad that she calls security, check. And has to be warned of your appearance next day like you are her stalker, check. Gosh, Spanky, why ever did you not get the job?

    SAF saf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn....what a train wreck.

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had somebody threaten me during an interview. Dude got mad at the first question, started ranting that the question was stupid, and he didn't drive thirty minutes to answer dumb questions. Then said i was stupid and should be shot. I asked him to leave, and he did. I told security to never let him back in the building. I was friendly with one of the security guys. He told me the guy came back a few hours later, looking really pissed off. They wouldn't let him in the building, so he said he was coming back with a gun. Security ended up calling the cops. Oh this was an interview for a paid internship (a co-op actually). We went with a different candidate.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine if you had to work with that drunk?

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While he was very unprofessional, is it right to call security on him because he hit on you? Maybe we're missing a lot of details, but it seems just saying no and cancelling the interview is enough. And then you stole his keys? Seems illegal.

    #15

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) During the oral interview with a hiring panel, he had long, drawn out pauses between the question being asked and him answering. The answers themselves were often not related to the question asked or he would go off on tangents. As one of the panel members said once he left "Guess he shouldn't have smoked that second joint in the parking lot ".

    MILF_Man , charlesdeluvio Report

    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it's mental illness and not drugs

    Vain Black
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a distinction in this scenario? If it impacts your ability to get a job that's a disease, not a fun way to relax or unwind.

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    Janet Graham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. You can always tell when they are too relaxed.

    Julianne Hannes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called Autism Spectrum Disorder, Charles. Treatment for nuerological disorder is a luxury not afforded to all.

    Stolas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eh i have asd/"i'm on the spectrum" and i can answer questions fairly relevantly, although no two people are the same i don't think we can just assume it's ASD based on the information presented here

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    #16

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) I worked in an organization focused on social justice and in the interview we asked the candidate their experience working in a diverse environment and he said “well, I won’t get you sued if that’s what you are asking, I already learned that lesson the hard way.”

    Future-Good , Sora Shimazaki Report

    MediumPimpin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Focused on social justice" sounds like a real hellhole tbh.

    Xasp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the getgo if you are straight white guy you failed miserably the interview

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    Xasp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "worked in an organization focused on social justice" is the definition of oxymoron

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they learned from their mistakes and changed their ways... And that's... Bad?

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Nope, playing with fire with this fella.

    Kelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am loving this one! Gave me a good chuckle!

    Zachary Gillette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I worked in an organization focused on social justice" Ewww.

    #17

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) I asked a man, recent PhD grad, to give an example of a time when he had a conflict or different opinion from a coworker (standard question). He said "oh I've never had a conflict with anyone, I'm super chill." When I asked for him to elaborate he basically said he would pretend to agree with whatever his PI or supervisor said and then as soon as that person wasn't around he would just continue on doing whatever he wanted. So basically, 30 year old man had never learned dialogue and discussion and openly admitted to deception to get what he wants. Obviously, we did not hire him.

    JebamTiSve , Sora Shimazaki Report

    Sapphire Dragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just hiding some stupid political post. Keep scrolling, and have a nice day.

    Stolas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a genuine thank you. this site does not have to be divided the way we are here in America, all it causes is conflict and misery, and I am grateful others see that.

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    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just have to be truthful with this question as I had a boss for a couple of years that wanted me to lie on government reports. I wouldn't and he bad-mouthed me all over the industry. But you can't blurt that out in an interview! I just told them that he wanted something done one way, I felt it to be best to do it another way so I did it both ways. All true without getting into weeds.

    Hutt'nKloas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How strange it may sound, this can be an important learning curve for many phD's. In the end you're supposed to be the expert upon your research topic. By just doing what your PI tells you, you may not learn that extra step. That step involves: Do what is suggested by your PI But also follow your own path of progress. This matches up perfectly by agreeing with the PI & also doing your own thing. Follow both paths at the same time and success is nigh [blood, sweat & tears though 🤓]

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    #18

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) I was interviewing a candidate for a technical position ( electronic design ) I handed them a dry erase marker and asked them to draw ( this particular easy circuit) on the white board and explain how it works. The candidate stood in front of the white board looking uncomfortable and I heard them say under their breath "I hate the truth"

    mdscientist61 , Ian Brown Report

    Craig Becker
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interviewing interns for a Fortune 500. Software development. We had resumes, set up initial phone calls - this one person had, in addition to regular schoolwork, taken a [company] class and was a “certified [language] developer”, had links to GitHub showing their completed assignments. It was very impressive. The ‘talky’ part of the interview went well, then we asked a very simple tech question: “using any language you want, write code to output the integers from 1 to 10”. They couldn’t do it. We gave some hints: “try a FOR loop.” Still no joy. The call ended shortly after this, my co-workers and I are going “What the fork was *that*?!” We still don’t know. Maybe this person paid someone to take all of their classes for them?

    KamCy Ahaka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I be that guy who shoots his shot at a tech job here? I can solve the problem if that counts

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    Furmama0501
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't be the only one that is bothered by that back marker!

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's such a thing as "fake it till you make it" but there's definitely a limit...when you're trying to get a job that would require SEVERAL YEARS for you to catch up to it

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    #19

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) Was hiring an assistant for my business that required someone who worked well with people. The only experience she had working with people was applying cosmetics to corpses for their open coffin funeral. I asked about other jobs and her experiences with coworkers. She told me her favorite job was analyzing slides under a microscope- because she didn’t have to deal with people!

    meowhahaha , Public Domain Pictures Report

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand that, I'm that way as well. Which is why I went into a field that doesn't require a lot of interaction.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, not a good fit for a people job.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best job I ever had was when I worked alone in an office. I hate people.

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know what that kind of job feels like. Maybe that's my issue.

    Basko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is what an interview should be about. She was honest, you both together found that she wouldn't fit.

    ButFirstCoffee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like me. Hell is other people.

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    #20

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) A dude told me one time he stole from his last job because “they deserved that s**t” I really appreciated the honesty but, had to pass on that guy.

    RatedArt , RODNAE Productions Report

    Bart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I 'had' to steal from a job once. I moved out of the country after my contract (summer position in a South European country) and boss decided not to pay me the last 2 months as I wouldn't likely go to a local court over it. Found out via coworkers he pulled this quite often and got the equivalent of my pay in goods. Never heard a word again...

    #21

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) Refusing to take out an air pod during interview. I guess they took out one, that should be good enough right?

    Various-Commission-5 , cottonbro Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they're getting to the good bit in the song theyre listenig too

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fail to understand the number of people who are walking around with permanent air buds in like they are so amazingly important they can't wait to take that call. It's today's version of 'importance signaling' that the pager was in 1992.

    Kelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I tend to be sadly disappointed in most humans, I more than understand. I sometimes put my in just to discourage ppl trying to engage me in conversation.

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    Robert Beveridge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't matter WHAT'S happening, you ALWAYS finish listening to the In-a-Gadda-da-Vida drum solo

    Paul Jordan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Side note: the original lyrics were “in the garden of Eden”, but the lead singer of Iron Butterfly was so intoxicated in the studio, it came out slurred. They kept it that way

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly they were in a call with mommy dearest who was whispering the answers to them through the remaining air pod.

    Kay Kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your next sentence should have been "Thank you for coming in, have a nice day.".

    Kelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they were listening to Bohemian Rhapsody, it was justified.

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to ask 3 people in the last week to remove them at work. It's a different generation

    Stolas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair!!!! I have CRIPPLING anxiety, and a whole list of neurodivergencies (I'm planning to write a post on each one eventually); listening to music in cases like this helps a lot. I feel a lot calmer and safer in an unfamiliar and potentially life changing environment. They should have asked if it was okay or explained the situation before getting into anything, sure, but there can always be a reason that's deeper than you first think.

    Robyn Bowns
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they take it out, how can they Cyrano the answers?

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be a sensory issue. My daughter needs noise cancelling headphones at school in case it gets too loud. She listens to white noise to calm down.

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    #22

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) My boss had a zoom interview with a dude who didn't bother to put on a shirt. He didn't get the job... Edit: It was for a job as a baker in Ontario. Apparently he looked like he just rolled out of bed. No shirt. My boss barely remembered his interview answers because she spent the whole time thinking "why isn't he wearing a shirt? is it a flesh coloured tshirt. Nope...." Edit 2: He also wasn't jacked. At all.

    Rawrbekka , Mikhail Nilov Report

    October
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend once googled a promising candidate and found lots of pictures of him and his sex doll just chilling

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the fence here. One side says what they get up to in private is their businees. Ither side says if they share this, what other information sharing do they think is okay.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just got a retro-visual of the naked dude's reflection in the kettle he was selling, lol. ebay-kettl...c6ad04.jpg ebay-kettle-62ba28ac6ad04.jpg

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another stupid decision on his part that yielded stupid results.

    Shull GaRett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bakers having interviews online?! Where is this world going? Also maybe he was unaware of the video feed?

    Xasp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Edit 2: He also wasn't jacked. At all." I did not know this was a thing HR people look at. Seem pretty sexist. Look after your biases.

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird, maybe he forgot he wasn’t wearing a shirt?

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do bakers need to be jacked?

    Mika N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I guess they just added that as a joke. Like if he was jacked it might've at least explained his mentality behind forgoing a shirt for an interview, to show off.

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    #23

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) Also, not the hiring manager but in the tech sector.. All questions I asked were directed to my male colleague. Our lead architect happened to be female so that wasn't going to fly very well.. Truthfully, there were enough problems with some of the international teams that we didn't need this behavior on the local team as well.

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    YourSecretSanta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP is a female that interviewed a male candidate. Candidate directed all his answers to OPs male co-worker who also attended the interview. Candidate was not going to take female authority seriously because he has a tiny manhood

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    Mika N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it should have said "His answers to all questions I asked were directed to my male colleague instead of to me."

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was the guy in a situation like that. The woman was my wife. I told the guy that she was the boss and his job depended on my wife's decision. Of course, he didn't get it.

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get the mindset of these people. I've met quite a few of these hiring someone to assist a staff of mine. Since the new hire will shadow her, she will be asking the questions she need to gauge their competence, compatibility etc. These guys just straight up ignored her and answered her questions facing my male colleague or me. Look Chad, if she ain't happy with you, you ain't getting hired.

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a big big problem in tech. I've had to be very careful for the younger women on teams. They'd constantly get the grunt work, or writing all the tests. I had a brilliant developer, who was getting pushed around by her team. She never said anything about it, so i pulled her into a meeting to ask her straight up. Is this the work you WANT to do (maybe it was, who am I to say). She said no, so i started going to all their stand-ups, and assigning tasks personally. She was the best dev on the team. Worked with another young gay Indian woman, but she was having none of it. Somebody ignored her, and she just got louder. She is one of my favorite people on the planet. Point is tech industry does not treat women well. There are a lot of cultural hurdles for them. As a leader, it's our job to remove those hurdles, for the interest of all. No sense putting brains to pasture because they aren't connected to the right organs.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I encountered a car salesman like that once. I was the one shopping for the car, but he only talked to my male partner. Needless to say, he didn't make a sale. Probably never made many sales.

    Fitz_N_Fartz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missing too much detail to make sense........

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How? The interviewer was female, was asking all the questions, the person being asked was answering the questions to her male coworker who was silently sitting on the side during the interview not asking any questions instead of answering the questions directly to the female hiring manager that was actually asking.

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    Chris B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "All [responses to] questions I asked..."

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, yeah. One of the first things I learned was to include all of the table in the conversation.

    Just me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of that makes sense. Was some of it cut out??

    Mika N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it should have said "His answers to all questions I asked were directed to my male colleague."

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    #24

    Software dev manager here. Asked a potential Sr. Developer candidate how he felt about mentoring staff. His response was “well I don’t mind answering a question here and there, but I’m certainly not going to train my competition.” I did not hire this person.

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    Shull GaRett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Team building did not go well here

    Reyn-Guo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly? Teams are mostly unnecessary and just a way for slackers to get others to cover for them. So many companies ask for "team players" but don't actually have teams in place. That's just a red flag for "do everyone else's job when they can't or won't. No thanks. Mentoring? NOPE! Hire me as a trainer if that's what you want.

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    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a team player? This is the kind of co-worker who would set you up to fail.

    Nimues Child
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like any number of NFL quarterbacks over the years.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just imaging how peer-reviewing code would go!

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    #25

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) Had a guy come in wearing his HS wrestling medals... idr exactly how old he was but minimum age for the job was 21 so he was at least that

    boogboi89 , Duren Williams Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he also have his BSC with him? That's Bronze Swimming Certificate BTW. ;-)

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Applying for a bouncer?

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    #26

    Resumes: All capitals - don’t shout at me man I’m just trying to hire someone. Jumping around jobs - staying somewhere for a couple of weeks/months over and over. When you have to put in the effort training someone it feels like a waste of time. Focusing on high school achievements when you’re over 30. (Straight out of school, this is fine) Interviews: showing up late and demanding to be seen. Not dressing appropriately. Stinking of weed (it’s not legal here). Talking to the male in the room and ignoring me (I was the boss) he’s here to take notes. Making inappropriate jokes. Showing up unclean (don’t be stinky it’s gross).

    KiwiChefnz Report

    Big Chungus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my mom worked as a director, she would usually overlook resumes that had job jumpers for the same exact reason

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Job jumpers could be consultants or contractors. I had 15 clients in 4 years. I wasn't jumping jobs, the project was completed

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    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a person is a contractor, though, then their jobs last only a few weeks or months.

    Amanda Leigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very true - maybe this was not a contractor-type job? They mentioned having to spend time or effort providing training, so that could be frustrating if it is someone who would be leaving soon. Again, would they be able to see this from those short-term jobs in their history? Be able to determine from their resume if those job jumps were consultancy or something they just left after a short time...

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    Nunya Bidnits
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotcha beat on the resumé; kid pulls one out if her pocket, folded and wrinkled. No problem. Doesn't unfold it, hands it to me, red flag. Yep, you guessed it - poorly hand written. In pencil. Looked like her elementary school sibling had written it out.

    Mora Chilis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Resumes in CAPs can be sign of a learning disability, like dyslexia.

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    #27

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) They asked to take a cigarette break in the middle of the interview.

    jaysname , cottonbro Report

    Elwood Schwartz (it/that)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they were looking for an excuse to escape

    Mora Chilis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This depends. How long was the person in the building. How long did this person wait. How many interview rounds? I would have said, I need some fresh air if it was a long process.

    #28

    Canned answers, like ones you'd learn off the internet. When I sense that the candidate is just reciting that b******t, I throw in some wierd question. Such as, "If you could play only one sport for the rest of your life, what would it be?" It's not the answer, it's how they answer it.

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    Almarako94
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it would be riding bicycle, it has a low impact on your joints, it's both cardio and muscle build up if done right and since i use it to get from a to b it's my only option.

    Michael Deyette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, they can only recite pointless canned answers if you ask pointless canned questions.

    Johnny U
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Volleyball, so I would be at the beach.

    Dave Hinckley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I interviewed for a server suppirt position. Manager was a technical guy. Asked a few of the usual 20 questions, then asked, "Which would win in a fight, honey badger or baboon?" I went with baboon because of the opposable thumb. Also said that primates had to stick together. I got an offer, but I didn't want to go to Budapest every quarter for conferences.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    badminton. - hard core badminton.

    Kelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got not one job, but two, because they randomly asked me what 12 X 12 was and I knew the answer immediately. 😂😂

    Midoribird Aoi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not really interested in sports, unless I am playing it. Otherwise, I enjoy long walks.

    Happy Blue Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always ask if you could meet anyone dead or alive who would it be and why...gives me a good view into their thinking process.

    Nunya Bidnits
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd have to better define 'sport'. Golf? Bowling? Mountain climbing? Skateboarding?

    Jods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why I hate interviews!

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    #29

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) Not me, but my dad works in the oil and gas industry and the first thing his interviewee said was "I don't really wanna work in oil and gas"

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    YourSecretSanta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was in the US, my understanding is that some people on unemployment benefits like to keep it that way but to qualify for the benefits they have to be actively job hunting, so they purposefully ruin their interviews.

    TeenieMeanie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes yes, but that unemployment does run out.

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    rodger coghlan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was the bad interviewee when I mentioned that I do not do COBOL while interviewing for a business computer job

    Nunya Bidnits
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done a similar thing, but in my case it was a mistake; they'd advertised the wrong position. The look in my face must have been precious as they started off "I've glanced over your resumé briefly, why do you think you'd be a good fit as housekeeping manager?" Me: "I have no desire to be in housekeeping at all." It was a hotel and I was responding to an ad posted for a banquet chef!

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That quickly ends that interview.

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    #30

    I interviewed someone who claimed to speak a foreign language that we'd been clear wasn't essential but would have been a bonus. A guy claimed to speak, read and write fluently so I gave him a pre prepared paragraph to translate. He asked me if we had the translation as well and when I said that I did, he stood up and said "well was worth a try, I don't really" and walked out.

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    TheReader19
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I don't think it was worth a try actually

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why lie? I never understood this. Isn't it better to just find a job you're qualified for? Wouldn't the stress of being found out once you're relying on the paycheck just be overwhelming?

    #31

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) Interviewed someone while his mom was with him and answering most of the questions on his behalf.

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple. Ask mom if she's applying for the job. When she says "no," reply, "then I'm not interested in interviewing you. Please remain in the waiting room."

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they think this is a good idea?

    Mora Chilis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was an ADA request...they have to be careful.

    James G. Currie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the candidate is mute, or Deaf, or can not (yet) speak the language... I can see something like this. If none of these are the issue...as an Interviewer, my first act would be to ask the parent to step outside so we can begin the interview. If (s)he refused, shake the candidate's hand and apologise, saying they were not being considered...while looking directly at the parent. (If they can't stand on their own during an interview, they won't be able to do the job.)

    #32

    A guy stood over me and threatened to beat the s**t out of me. I am a female 5 foot 6 and he was at least 6 foot 6. Obviously on drugs. It’s scared the heck out of me. It came out of nowhere.

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    #33

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) Brought in her toddler with her. Wore sweat pants, slippers, and shower cap. Smelled strongly of cats. Didn't know how many quarters were in a dollar. Hand written resume.

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    Mora Chilis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me sad as well. She needed some coaching, at least she tried. As for the handwritten resume, depends on how long ago. Accessing a computer and printer might be cost-prohibitive. At least she tried. This is more making fun of poverty and circumstance.

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    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't keep us in suspense. Did she get the job? /s (sarcasm in use)

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In civilized countries, we'd think this strange, but this is clearly America, and I can quite easily believe that she just didn't have the money to pay for childcare; buy clothes for a interview; have access to a computer to type out here resume. In fact the first two would require getting the job in the first place.

    Sarah K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not knowing how many quarters in a dollar though.....??? That's a rough one.

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    Ka Se
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could have been a poor mentally impaired person or someone who simply did not want the job but had to go to the interview because of the authorities. In both cases I feel sorry for the woman and especially for her child.

    alex mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess at least she didn't leave the kid in the car

    Lou
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few months ago someone handed me a hand written excel sheet. Life never gets boring.

    James G. Currie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If neatly done, I could forgive the fact that the resume was hand written. The fact she brought her child with her, I can forgive. The rest... No. (For the quarters one - if she was handling cash, that alone would have seen her asked to leave...basic math is mandatory there!)

    Deborah Barron Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shower cap and not knowing how many quarters in a dollar is the problem. There could be lots of reasons for other stuff.

    Glitterati
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shower cap? Could’ve taken that bad boy off. Can understand the other things but the interview wasn’t in the bath.

    Shull GaRett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im guessing the "hand written resume" was the best thing this candidate had to offer?

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    #34

    Used to manage a busy successful restaurant, during an interview applicant told me that he didn't really need to work for money but that he was hoping to land a job because he wanted to nail some of the waitresses.

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    Glen Ellyn
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😲 Un-Flippin-Believable. 🙄

    James G. Currie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he barred from the property before leaving the interview? lol

    #35

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) Girl showed up to an interview in fuzzy slippers and flannel pajama bottoms. She then proceeded to talk c**p about her current employer in at least 3 of the interview questions.

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these just sound like the interviewee lost a bet or was doing a dare.

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno. My friend is a manager at H & M and she said she had some guy roll in late in sweat pants with a bunch of holes in them.

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was she just trying to keep her unemployment benefits?

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    #36

    I had a resume submitted for a line cook job with "microwave experience" listed as a skill.

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    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably worked at a popular restaurant chain

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to eat at a mid chain recently ( family get together ). My dinner tasted just like a Lean Cuisine.

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    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not underestimate the value of solid microwave skills

    #37

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) Mental health field A guy went on a tirade about how most people don't like him because he speaks the truth, hinting he was some political sage. The job was outreach/marketing.

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    #38

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) I work in a bar as a manager and I've seen some doozys: - I can't even count the number people who approach me while hammered off their asses drinking in the bar who want me to hire them. Many of them brag how they just got out of jail and could kick all the bouncers asses or even mine. One guy that stands out told me how he went to jail for armed robbery and aggravated assault ,was recently released, and "needed a job where he could be allowed to drink and fight whomever he wanted". I declined to hire him to which he said was my loss. Later that night he got arrested for something outside the fast food restaurant next door. - some lady came in and applied for her son. She had a resume for him and even filled out an application and requested an interview. I asked why he didn't come in himself and she flat out said he had no drive to work and had to have everything done for him. I thanked her for her time, wished her well and promptly 110'd that resume. Yikes. - had a person that was barred for life for being a huge piece of s**t and a thief come in looking for a job. The only reason he wasn't in jail or dead was that we didn't have a lot of info on him. He filled out an application in full. We immediately forwarded the info to police. I've only seen him walkby once since, but never come in.

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    John Lun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's code on resumes. It mean NO. 1\1 0 the diagonal line is missing that makes the 11 into an N. Hopefully explained it properly.

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Reddit for the 110 thing: 110 is an old manager "code". You write a 110 on the resume for "no". You just draw a slash between the one to make it "no" 110=1\10 Alternatively, 135 is "yes" if you draw a slash on the one it looks like yes.

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    #39

    I’m not a hiring manager but I helped interview applicants to residency when I was in training. I mainly asked questions applicable to residency but I always threw in one slightly off the wall question to see how they would handle it. My go to’s were “high heels or flats and why?” or “debate the pros and cons of bow ties vs neck ties.” It didn’t matter what they said, but rather how they responded. If they laughed and then answered or even just thought for a minute before a response, it was fine. But sometimes they’d get flustered, angry, or start sweating because they weren’t sure how to answer or what I was looking for. Those were the red flags. Gotta be able to roll with the punches. If you’re getting stressed out about a question on shoes or ties, I don’t want to know how you’re gonna react when a patient starts hemorrhaging.

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    Amy Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's research showing these silly questions produce unreliable data. On top of that they're unprofessional. Interview me about my skills or GTFO.

    James G. Currie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the industry, I might agree. Some industries require you to see the zebra in the room is actually not a horse. Becoming flustered or stressed over something unexpected like this can kill.

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    Eb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure about this one. Could be a reputational risk for the organisation if the candidate decides it's sexist or in some way getting at them.

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We once asked if pineapple belonged on pizza or not.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely checking anger responses there!

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    L Mullen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flats or low heels for everyday office use due to comfort and maybe high heels for important meetings.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Low heel or no heel always for me. My ankles and toes just can't take high heels anymore.

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    Jods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just know I would hate working with you.

    Mora Chilis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of calling BS on this one. If so, this person needs some serious retraining from HR. A lot of people do not interview well, but are amazing employees. You want to hire good employees, not people who are good at interviewing. Lost a lot of talent with this question. Health care professional of 27 years here...I do not interview well, but I can lead a team of students and residents through a code/crisis/manage a whole building.

    rw55066
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say that these are possibly sexist questions

    Furmama0501
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flats. I may only be 5' 1", but I would bust my butt if I wore heels!

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    #40

    Someone came in for an interview wearing cartoon character slippers. Email addresses on resumes that are not suitable for work. Reference to drug use and sex are not suitable for job searching - especially for a corporate office. Someone came in wearing jeans for an interview. The position was 100% suit and tie. When I scheduled interviews I always mentioned business professional attire.

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wore a simple black business dress ( no plunging neckline, just above knees, etc ) and was asked if I was always this overdressed. It was for a software company , and that was my first indication ( early 90s) that tech was different.

    #41

    Had an applicant in for an interview for a pretty specialized role which requires a specific uni major. She was a foreign student getting her master in it in my country, with a bachelor in something else where she came from. On being asked what made her choose said major, she said something along the lines of "it sucked the least", meaning "it sucked the least for getting a visa". So far the interview has been so-so, but good enough to warrant a trial day. After that, it was over, though.

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    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she was being honest and her option’s weren’t many?

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    #42

    Interviewer: "And what do you think the greatest asset you could bring to the company would be if we hired you?" Interviewee: "Hire me and find out." He was drastically under qualified for an entry position and only being interviewed as a favor to a higher up. When the interviewer ended the interview there and informed him we wouldn't be taking it further as he wasn't a good fit, he lodged three formal complaints he'd been discriminated against.

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    YourSecretSanta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That higher up probably guaranteed him the job so he didn't bother taking the interview seriously. He probably thought he could get the interviewer fired because of his connections

    #43

    Mental health field A woman shared a story where she described her utter disgust at having to stop to let a transgender kid use a bathroom, misgendering the kid the whole time. When asked if she felt comfortable using the person's preferred pronouns, she said derisively, "You have to now!" This was the story she chose to the question of how she works with diverse populations.

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    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kid. F in the chat for the child. Lady, I p**s on your grave.

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    #44

    When they can't answer basic questions on subjects they say they're experts in.

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    Mora Chilis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on how you phrase the questions/use certain company specific terminology and how well someone interviews.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I struggle when people pull out buzz words and jargon. I am self taught and dont always know new terms.

    #45

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) Corporate job. Candidate admitted to making up data.

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling this happens fairly often... especially in statistics.

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    #46

    Had someone come in late for the interview. One of the questions was why they left their last job. Answer was ran over my supervisor in the parking lot. It was and accident. Honest. Job was to drive the company truck.

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    #47

    Not the hiring manager but was one of the input on a hiring decision. Context for those of you who don't know, for software engineer, part of the interview is to give you a coding challenge to solve. We gave one that we didn't necessarily expect you to solve in the allotted time but rather we were interested in seeing how you approach difficult problems and what concepts from computer science you would draw from. This one person we had really high hopes for straight up cheated on it and made it super obvious she did. She just typed the code as if she was reading it off of another screen. The code just happens to compile and be 100 percent correct on the first try(we didn't have a compiler and we weren't gonna hold it against you if you gave us syntax errors). And when we asked her to explain it, she obviously didn't know how it worked. She would fake numbers and fake the results of each step and didn't understand the fundamental reason why the code solution she ripped off of leetcode worked. Couldn't describe the run time and space time properly. And funny enough after the interview, we ran it to a compiler and it did work as previously stated. We then googled the leet code solution and found it was the exact same minus a handful of variable name changes.

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    Craig Becker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not necessarily bad that she searched the web for a solution (unless you explicitly started out saying “no searching”). But she could have been honest, said “I found what might be a partial solution” and then analyzed the code and learned how it worked. The interviewer could have countered with “okay, but we need a change …” and seen how she handled it. Honestly, the interviewer should have searched for solutions before the interview.

    Sarah K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, you gave a problem that both of you knew to be too difficult in the amount of time you gave her. She tried to come up with a solution for a ridiculous task.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laziness, Impatience and Hubris. Three virtues of programmer Larry Wall. I interchange lazy with thief.

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    #48

    Applicant was a senior in college. Front and center on his resume was his major, expected graduation date, and the line "GPA: 2.0." I get that grades aren't everything, but if you're getting C's, at least have the common sense to not advertise it so prominently. Edit: To clarify, I was not the hiring manager - I was the technical advisor helping to sift resumes and do interviews. We were recruiting at a college campus and doing callbacks for interviews on-site. Your GPA (and frankly, your college degree) are only one point of reference to use when measuring competency. I have worked with skilled people who were self-taught, and I have worked with master's graduates that couldn't their way out of a paper bag. But a resume is about selling yourself, especially when you are applying for an entry-level position with little to no work experience. Don't give a hiring manager a reason to toss your resume after reading the first bullet point!

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    Elwood Schwartz (it/that)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is an old joke. What do you call a person that got all C's in medical school? Doctor.

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    #49

    They bring someone with them to the interview. They won't take the job unless you hire their friend too.

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    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, had one guy who said he would take the job but I had to also hire his cousin and brother. Next!

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    #50

    I once had a guy bring along his wife. I thought she was just going to wait on him until the interview was over, but no she wanted to be apart of the interview just as much as he was.

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    SAF saf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have brought it up for his sake, no ones going to hire you. I mean i wouldn't hire him unless it was to be his wife's assistant or something....

    #51

    I had a girl misspell her own name (spelled two different ways on same resume) She also clearly used a free resume builder and then copied and pasted into notepad. There were a ton of other problems. I tried to convince my coworkers to bring her in and we would fix her a resume. They said it would be too embarrassing and mean. I just wanted to help someone get a job.

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    Mora Chilis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people don't have access to home computers or even word documents. They do their best with basic programs. :-(

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    #52

    I've had to hire two positions in my department (IT in a hospital system) in the past several months. Some highlights: - Guy couldn't get WebEx to work on his end. Not a good look for a systems analyst position. - Woman lived over an hour away for a PC tech position that would require on-call duties. When I asked how they would deal with after-hours calls living so far away (often require physically coming back in), she said she had family she could stay with that were still 30+ miles away. - Guy gets on WebEx for a virtual interview. His camera is on, but all I see is an orange square. The voice on the other end sounds like a woman. Afterward, he emailed me every two days asking for an update about the position. I ended up finding him on social media. He was a furry that did not have a single picture of his human face posted anywhere.

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    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird. I wonder if he was in his furry outfit during the interview and if the orange square was a close up of his costume?

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an issue with webex once where it was either video or audio but not both.

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    #53

    Was interviewing for a web developer job and the told me he'd hacked the local community College site while he was there. He wasn't hired.

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    #54

    I always like to ask about strengths & weaknesses, but I frame it as “What’s one area you feel like you could improve at?” Had a guy think for a few minutes before telling me “none” Ok Superman

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything. There's always room for improvement.

    #55

    Smell. Bad body odor and Tequila are the only two I can think of right now that I experienced.

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    #56

    Hit on the receptionist

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    #57

    Had a guy come in that I swore I had met before but I just couldnt put my finger on how. He began to brag about suing a former employer. All of a sudden I remembered who he was: dude was a customer of the business who sued one of my co-workers over some custom requested work. I ended the interview and tossed his resume in the trash.

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    #58

    They are more concerned about the harassment policies than the actual job

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    James G. Currie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    50/50... As in what can they do and not be burned? Or, what is the probability of the Company protecting them in an Harassment situation? For the first, definite red flag. For the latter, I can see why a previous victim might want to know.

    Bacon Bit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like someone who is either A) a massive creep or B) someone who experienced such bad harassment at their last job that they're more worried about being protected than about the work.

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    #59

    I’ve interviewed / worked with multiple people who asked in their interview “what’s the fastest anyone has been promoted here? I want to break that record”. I’m not the ultimate decision maker on these things but all those people turned out to be complete duds so that’s now a kiss of death in any interview I’m a part of.

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    #60

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) **Take these seriously, hiring managers do:** ON A RESUME •Tons of misspellings and awful grammar. Not just 2 or 3. I'm talking 3rd grade level grammar that basically says "I haven't bothered to pay attention in school for most of my life, but gimme money yo." •More than 3 jobs in 2 or 3 years. This means one or more of these: you aren't serious about a career or getting your life together; you're impossible to work with and the problems you bring to the table *far* outweigh any positive qualities you might bring to the team; you have a serious issue with authority. IN AN INTERVIEW •You don't have reliable transportation. I know this seems trite, but it isn't. You can't work if you won't get your a*s to work. •You're applying for a position that is so far beyond your qualifications that you literally had no idea it was beyond your qualifications when you applied. You might have high aspirations and that rocks, but many bosses now can't afford to take huge risks on underqualified applicants. •You're constantly looking around, say UMM a lot, shrug all the time, don't take things seriously. If that's just you, okay. But you might not get hired. Be a more attentive you for ten minutes, chief.

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    DC
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh ... some of these sound more like a flaw in hiring than like an actually justified red flag. Many jobs, not so many years? Have you seen the amount of toxic companies, exhausting work culture and generally abusive and exploiting environments? The entire economy is infested with these. Getting to leave said work culture may not always work at the first job swap, but takes more and more effort, and that heavily is made worse by the assumption that many job changes ALWAYS indicate a wrong in the candidate. At least on any level requiring higher education, companies can and should take the time to find out who they're dealing with, instead of jumping to conclusions. After all, you ALWAYS deal with an individual, in any field, in any position, and said individual is not just some stacked up flags of different colours. There's some backstory to leaving or changing a job, and neither the candidate nor the former or current employers are always in the wrong here, but each is sometimes.

    Alma Muminovic
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just gonna mention this. I change jobs after a year or two, mostly because I move, the pay goes down/pay was not what they said, if it’s sooner then a year it’s cause of toxic work culture or the hiring managers lied about details. Holding down a job for 2 yrs means it was not the candidate. You definitely find out in 6 months or less if someone is a fit.

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    YourSecretSanta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree with some, don't agree with others. First point makes sense. You would need context for the second point, hence references exist. There are a number of reasons that a person could have 3+ jobs in 3 years, and that person should not be automatically disqualified until the reason is determined. Though some recruiters may be lazy to do the work and just focus on the easy resumes. Regarding transportation, you may have and then Murphy's Law hits on the day of your interview, happens to everyone, again should not disqualify you. America hired Trump so that answers point 4. Lastly, many people do not learn proper interview etiquette and have no one to coach them. There may very perfectly qualified candidates that have bad anxiety in those situations. This list seems put together by a lazy recruiter

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit harsh not having transport disqualifies you- there is such a thing as public transport. Saying umm and getting restless is a sign of anxiety- interviews are nerve wracking, you can't necessarily just 'be more attentive'.

    Cat-Servant
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asking aboutbtransportation can be considered discrimination against the poor in some areas. That said a huge amount of the US doesn't have much public transportation. Where I live it is available to take the elderly and disabled to medical appointments, shopping and the library and must be scheduled at least a day in advance.

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    Almarako94
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went through 5 jobs in 2 years because of the lack of respect (and money) for working harder than the rest.

    Patrick McKemie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had three job in three years because I was doing well and getting promoted.

    Aileen Grist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was looking for work, ifI didn't understand what the job meant I wasn't qualified

    SAF saf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is just stupid...half these are easily remedied by simply lying on a resume. Which believe it or not most folks do. I've had 3 jobs in 4 years, thanks to the pandemic and hiring managers much like yourself. It's created a generational opportunity for better pay, better treatment and better benefits. Companies, businesses and corporations aren't loyal to you so why should employees be?

    Seedy Vine
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The OP sounds like someone who discriminates against disabled people without realizing it.

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    #61

    having a random 1.5 year break of doing nothing and not addressing it. apparently they went to prison for a year and a half and didn't mention it. (we later learned after the backround check)

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    Deux
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I'm on an employment break right now because of health issues- any have advice on how much I need to mention when I start attending interviews again?

    B.Nelson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "There we're health issues in my family that needed my full attention and made it so I was unable to work. I'm happy that those issues have cleared up and am excited to get back into my chosen field" something like that. Also add something short and vague about what you learned from it like how you used the time to better yourself. I had to explain a long gap in my resume do to a family member have mobility issues.

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    Mora Chilis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If asked, I say Family reasons, now resolved. Your health is a protected classification. Once you discuss this, they can factor it in. I have halted many interviews and let the interviewee know they were sharing TMI. Health, kids, pregnancy, etc. I never documented it, let them "start-over". Many were hired. I do know a certain higher up in one of my previous roles would find a way to not hire based on certain info.

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    #62

    Copy and paste resume and cover letters, I don't mind them as they are, it's just most people don't proofread. I would interview someone that makes a resume/cover letter that isn't "right" than someone that uses a obvious copy and paste Another one was a guy I was interviewing looked good on paper but had to be one of the most negative people I've met. Be positive, anyone that has experience knows how much trouble a negative force can destroy in a good work place

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    #63

    A resume with a lot of obvious spelling errors. There's no excused for not running it through grammarly or some other free spellcheck program. A lack of effort put into the resume signals to me the amount of effort likely to be put into the job.

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    #64

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) I had a Zoom interview with a candidate who was rolling cigarettes.

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    #65

    Not me but a friend got threatened during a phone interview and he flagged him, the General Manager stepped in and hired the guy anyway.

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    #66

    This one applicant wrote a 4 page cover letter. Yes, that’s right...4 single spaced pages! He was not hired. Mostly for wasting the hiring committee’s time with that insane letter. Like what are you trying to overcompensate for?

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    YourSecretSanta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's never learnt what a cover letter is, and probably wrote out all his qualifications and experience.

    Mora Chilis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Sometimes when hiring, we take a moment to teach as well. And look at the context, not the package. People are trying, it is not like we get through school knowing these things or have supportive adults around us..

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    Alma Muminovic
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate cover letter’s in general. They are literally the resume written out in story format.

    #67

    Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers) For the question, can we contact your previous manager? A woman wrote in, it’s complicated. It’s not. The answer is no. But this was definitely a red flag.

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    Diolla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well. Maybe she left because of harassment/ abuse by that manager.

    Glitterati
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What b*llocks. Managers can be awful human beings just like everyone else. Just because someone doesn’t want to use a toxic manager as a referee it doesn’t mean they’re shifty. They might be, but I’m betting the manager is usually the issue and not the candidate.

    Sadia Timmermans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe your current boss doesn't know you are applying for a new job?

    Amanda Leigh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes - I did this once and didn't want to tell my supervisor, unless I was going to be interviewed for the new job. Nothing really negative about the current job, but we were short staffed and I felt bad about leaving. I just asked that they let me know if contacting my current supervisor so I could tell her myself.

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    Happy Traveller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's not a red flag. Do you know the situation? It may very well be possible that she was let go or resigned simply because the boss was an unreasonable jerk and they parted on bad terms through no fault of her own. Hiring managers suck.

    Jods
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not at all simple. If I was the applicant, I really would have a problem with you contacting my previous manager. Her lies ended up seeing me forced into retirement and I wouldn’t trust her to give me a good reference.

    Mora Chilis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe she was still employed? I will say no, not until I have an offer in hand. Once the current employer/manager, especially if they are toxic, knows you are searching, you've had your work life a living hell. Not a red flag at all. saying it is complicated is short hand for what I just described.

    #68

    I once interviewed a girl for a part time job at a buy/sell/trade videogame store (independent, not Gamestop.) I'm a very laid back manager, I like to make sure people are comfortable. About half way through the interview this girl has a full on meltdown. Sweating, crying, can't string two words together. More than anything I just felt bad for her. She did not end up getting the job.

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    E Hall
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    3 years ago

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    Wow! One angry customer, and this girl's headed for the mental institution. Useless.

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    #69

    Bait and switch on the job. It wasn't software development, it was about scanning rejected loans, figuring out why they were spit out, and getting them to work. I was told that employees usually worked 50 hours a week on a salary. Noped out of that one.

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    Alma Muminovic
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the employer lied (which happens a lot) that’s understandable.

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    #70

    I had a guy scheduled for a 5:00pm interview at a retail job. He called and said he was going to be running late because of his other job, understandable. I got a call that he arrived so I went to an area where we have some tables to get started. He wasn’t there. I asked my other employees where he went and they pointed towards the bathroom. Again, understandable. A good 10 minutes to by and he’s not out yet. I asked one of my coworkers to go into the bathroom and see if everything is ok. My coworker and the guy for the interview came walking out and met me at the table. He had about half a dozen pieces of TP on his face. He tried to rush in and shave and cut the hell out of his face.

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    Diolla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this a red flag?

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    #71

    Not really a red flag but was interviewing a guy and he introduced himself than said before we start that he needed to use the bathroom. Like 25 minutes later comes back in and away we go - dude went for a dump! Epic.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the guy had Crohn's or IBS and literally couldn't help it.

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nerves loosens bowels I'm afraid

    wv10014
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe an emergency attack that he couldn't avoid?

    Mora Chilis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anxiety can cause IBS. Poor guy.

    #72

    During an interview I said, " why don't you go a head and give me a quick run down of your career." Then the guy says "well don't you have my resume, it's on there." In a rude dismissive voice. I stood up right there and walked out. He was confused and continued to sit in the office I was interviewing him in for another 10 mins before he got the hint and left.

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    Yaz Cam
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of interviewer are you if you can’t communicate that the interview is over?

    Weim Central
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep - clarification was merited for this slow witted individual. Something like "I'm asking you to summarize your experience verbally or this interview is over"

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, what did you expect? Stupid companies ask for a CV, then make you fill out an application that literally echoes your CV, then asks you verbally for the information on your CV. Get your s**t together. Be familiar with the candidate you're interviewing.

    Mora Chilis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't upvote this enough. I also have also said, "have you had a chance to look at my resume? Do you have any specific questions?" Maybe not in a tone that the interviewer "perceived "as rude. Not knowing your candidate, then asking for an overview during an interview is a sign that you don't value job seekers' time or them as a professional. The interviewers defensiveness and lack of professionalism most likely was because he/she was showed up without doing their homework and got called out on it by the candidate. I wouldn't want to work there.

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    Al Jameson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a horrible interview question. You DID have his resume, and if you weren't already familiar with his work history, that's on you. He shouldn't have been rude, but you were wasting his time.

    Happy Traveller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate stating the obvious, repeating myself, and answering questions that I've already clearly answered in the resume. If you're asking me the same questions you asked me to answer in my application, the issue is yours. And how dare you leave without telling him the interview is over. Another question I hate answering is "tell me about yourself". About what exactly? My hobbies? My family? My life biography? These are all stupid things hiring managers need to stop asking.

    Hutch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few responses here but having been on both sides of this coin, I can see why he asked. I can't even remember the number of resumes I've seen that were copies of someone else's with the name changed. This question also isn't just a "tell me your work history again?" - it's a chance for the interviewer to go through some of it and ask questions that might not have been covered in just a regurgitation of his history on paper. Second, I would have done the same thing. Telling the guy it's over he can leave just makes him mad at you. Having him stew for a minute and think about what happened gets him to realize what really happened... IMO, of course.

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    #73

    If you have had a bunch of jobs for a couple months at a time, don’t list them. Not going to waste my time training folks to leave when they are trained. Exceptions are internships or seasonal work.

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    Mora Chilis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the situation. Is this person working temp/agency jobs while seeking a FT position? Then showing that is important. Geez.

    nooneimportant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Managers/HR/etc. like OP are why people feel like there aren't any jobs for them. American Companies don't want employees they want slave labor. Not every job is for every person; why should someone be penalized for trying to find the work that fit them best.

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