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Why would Pewdiepie call a far corner of the internet known by the title “Cursed Comments” "the very worst subreddit” out there, I wonder? Surely there should be many more reckless and vicious subreddits that refuse to abide by the rules of common sense.

Well, seemingly innocent at first glance, the subreddit Cursed Comments owns its name 100 percent. Why? Because, as the community’s description says, it serves a collection of “comments that strike the reader into oblivion, while leaving you speechless at the same time.”

Sometimes, it’s the blatant gruesomeness, other times it’s pure incomprehension, sometimes it’s sheer absurdity, other cases it’s all ensued hilarity. After all, it’s a reflection of all the communication happening out in the virtual wild west. Nothing is sacred, everything is kinda meme-like.

So we picked out some of the most ‘srsly?’ and ‘im outta here’ comments as shared by a whopping 2.7 million cursed members in the group. In the end, we are all more or less cursed, it’s just that the cursed ones already know it.

Psst! More cursed comments await in our previous posts here and here.

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Cursed_buisness Meeting

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Dynein
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes - every doctor needs a tranquilizer gun, bowling pins, and rubber duckies......

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Hans
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For any practical reasons it just makes sense to save your partner by real name. Otherwise, stuff happens like writing the bank on the loan extension and putting him into CC as "Butternut Sweety " or her as "Sweetest honey-baby ".

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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We kinda have to put our phones in our back pockets because our pants don't have real pockets in the front.

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Justin G
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing like a police dog coming up to you in an airport 😬

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Holes2Heaven
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg the dog comment!!! The dog is like, "great I'm gonna have to hold my bladder all night again when he goes to the ER to get that out of his a**s"!!

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Leah Pheonix
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get zucchinis that big and we usually end up giving them away to our family because we ain't got no room for 10 zucchinis the size of a baby :l

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M Kate McCulloch
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bwahahahahahaaa! oh man - someone has their mind firmly in the gutter...

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Amber Vandermallie-Walker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you know what they say about big feet------------------------------------big "carrot" *so sus*

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Y T
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You really didn't need the comment...

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ZeroHargreaves057
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but that would REALLY take away from the point of r/cursedcomments, no?

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Cursed_airplane

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Cursed Decomposing

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N G
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can touch type - assuming all he did was switch the plastic keys and not mess with the wiring underneath, pressing A would still being up Q (assuming a QWERTY keyboard was the original). I'd just type him a nice, long email, while occasionally making and holding eye contact to show how unphased I am by his prank.

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Mere Cat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Say "i love dad", "dad is the best" and so on, enjoy until the kid gets bored with it :)

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Cursed Shoelaces

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Cursed Disabled Man

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Raven Sheridan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this photo! Probably made that guys lifelong dream to crowd surf come true!

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Cursed Tongue

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Cursed_magnesium

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Kira Okah
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They became a couple in the special episode "Act Your Age", when Ferb was 18, never before. It took two minutes for me to find that.

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