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Norman & Ozi is a mirror of corporate absurdities. Corporate world meets humor with a pinch of exaggeration and wit. Our office cartoons are led by the principal cartoon characters, Norman and Ozi. Norman is the middle manager bringing the chaos of office life every day. He brings along his satirical pet, Ozi. Ozi brings a satirical and sarcastic take on the ‘human errors’ of the corporate world.

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The Reality Of Time Management Training

The Reality Of Time Management Training

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    When Boss ‘Compresses’ Work

    When Boss ‘Compresses’ Work

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    Ilia Bauer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of when corporate photoshopped the Plan-O-Grams to fit stuff that physically couldn't fit in real life, then got mad that we couldn't do the same in real life.

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    Norman’s Promotion Comes With A ‘Car’

    Norman’s Promotion Comes With A ‘Car’

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse, the size of the car is proportionate to the size of the pay raise.

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But at least that car is visible to the naked eye.

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    #4

    Boss’s Alternative To Office Gym! 🏋️‍♀️ 🏃‍♀️

    Boss’s Alternative To Office Gym! 🏋️‍♀️ 🏃‍♀️

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    Hoi-Polloi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can live with this one, if they don't call out people for being a few minutes late...

    Wherefore?
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last one there is a rotten egg!

    Tasha Love
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That seems discriminatory against people with physical disabilities.

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    #5

    The AI System ‘Keeps An Eye’ On Subbu

    The AI System ‘Keeps An Eye’ On Subbu

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. BIG nope. Just put the reasonably-sized To Do pile on one corner of my desk, then leave me the f**k ALONE! Don’t interrupt me with constant requests for progress, or other b******t you can either wait for me to get to, or more likely just do your own damn self. If you just leave me to it, uninterrupted and unhindered, then at the end of the day, you will be able to pick that work up from the DONE pile on the opposite corner of my desk. Let me get “in the groove” and stay there, instead of stopping and starting because of all your b******t mercurial whims. This goes out to nearly every boss I have ever had.

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No boss in his or her right mind would do so. Everyone (even bosses) knows you cannot do you best with someone looking over your shoulder.

    Ilia Bauer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Subbu is getting field goal tested—multiple times. Just saying.

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    #6

    🌴 When The Boss Calls In The Middle Of Your Vacation. 🍹🍉⛱️

    🌴 When The Boss Calls In The Middle Of Your Vacation. 🍹🍉⛱️

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    #7

    Nathan Is 'Thinking Out Of The Box.'

    Nathan Is 'Thinking Out Of The Box.'

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    Joseph Dixon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using the phrase, "think out of the box", is not thinking out of the box. One of my least favorite cliches.

    Ilia Bauer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but that little owl is way too cute to suffer in a corporate environment.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insubordination! The guy is IN the box.

    #8

    Things You Wish You Told Your Boss

    Things You Wish You Told Your Boss

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’ll certainly put a nice chunk of change back into the payroll kitty. Bet the department will run exactly the same—-maybe even better—-without him as it did with him. If you have really good employees, they don’t need supervision to get their jobs done really well and on time, if not early. Hands off is the best approach. If anyone needs help, they should feel free to ask for it, and have it given to them without insult or humiliation for asking. Everyone processes information differently, so be mindful and respectful of that. Reserve the constant supervision for those who need it, like the slackers—-who are usually the nepo hires.

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    #9

    Sales Meetings Can Be Difficult

    Sales Meetings Can Be Difficult

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serves him right for turning his back on the customers. Eye contact shows respect. He's not supposed to turn the other cheeks.

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    #10

    What Is The Full Form Of Asap?

    What Is The Full Form Of Asap?

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it is “as soon as possible”, and not “as soon as IMpossible”, after all. That would be ASAI, not ASAP—-a phrase that, to me, is more like A S A-HOLE.

    Joseph Dixon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like if you take forever to finish things, people think you're working hard. If you're really quick with stuff, people think you messed it up.

    #11

    Nathan’s Washroom Communication Is Hilarious

    Nathan’s Washroom Communication Is Hilarious

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    Shinobu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The place I used to work at had this issue too. Got stuck in there multiple times and since i am Asian we don't have toilet paper in the restrooms either, furthermore the toilets were squat toilets as you can imagine getting stuck in there was basically hell on earth for me.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corporate found two ways to cut down on paper usage.

    #12

    Subbu Has Bugs!!

    Subbu Has Bugs!!

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    Shinobu
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a software engineer I have had that issue too but what's actually worse is when you are a new hire and they put you to work on an ongoing project and the previous persons code is basically trash, full of bugs and no comments. Sometimes i have even had to re-write the previous portion too. And then the team lead says that you are not bring results.

    Hoi-Polloi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst part about this is sometimes the "bug collection" actually *works*, due to some weird logic pachinko of intersecting bad coding decisions. The eventual rewrite can be a nightmare.

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    #13

    Casual Friday Or 🤪 Freak Show Friday?

    Casual Friday Or 🤪 Freak Show Friday?

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    Ilia Bauer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, Freak Show Friday would raise morale for me. Give me my gay, cross-dressing coworker in a neon pink wig and my rainbow-tie-dye wearing combat veteran coworker and we'll all have a party.

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    #14

    The Reality Of Sick Leaves! 🤒🍃😷

    The Reality Of Sick Leaves! 🤒🍃😷

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    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes when you are on the mend, you are still to sick to work, but not too sick to sit in a movie theater for a couple of hours.

    Ilia Bauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clueless Boss: "If you can go to the movies, you can come to work. What do you mean sitting for three hours is easier than standing at a register for eight?!"

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    #15

    Employee Feedback Session Gone Wrong!

    Employee Feedback Session Gone Wrong!

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    Joseph Dixon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In one ear and out the other to the point where you don't say anything anymore. No point in wasting time.

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hope everyone who listens to suggestions takes them with a pinch of salt. Or at least listen to some others before arriving at a solution.

    #16

    Boss High-Tech ‘Fitness Regime’

    Boss High-Tech ‘Fitness Regime’

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    #17

    Being 'Employee Of The Month' Is A Superpower... That Comes With A Super Workload! 💪😂

    Being 'Employee Of The Month' Is A Superpower... That Comes With A Super Workload! 💪😂

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    Shinobu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maturity is realizing that you don't have to put 100% at work. Always put only 60 or 70%. So that when you do put 90% you get a good work reward and sometimes if you play your cards right you can even get a small bonus. But never ever Ever put 100% at work.

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    #18

    Boss Wants A “Proof Of Sickness’ To Grant Leave!

    Boss Wants A “Proof Of Sickness’ To Grant Leave!

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send him a bag of effluvia for evidence. If you're not emitting anything foul enough, check the dumpsters behind the nearest clinic.

    Ilia Bauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a boss who got to hear me puking into my toilet, but still didn't believe me. Came to work, puked on his shoes, and left.

    Faith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once threw up at work and was told to go take a minute to clean up and then get back to work

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    Boss’s Dress Code vs. Face Code

    Boss’s Dress Code vs. Face Code

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    #20

    Company Growth vs. Boss’s Growth

    Company Growth vs. Boss’s Growth

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    MyName'sLisaMontoyaYouKiltMyPa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he is growing sideways, front ways, and back ways.

    #21

    Boss’s New Year Resolution

    Boss’s New Year Resolution

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    #22

    What You Can’t Hear Doesn’t Hurt You!

    What You Can’t Hear Doesn’t Hurt You!

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true if you're missing things like "Fire!" or "watch out for that manhple!" or "Close that porn site. The boss is coming!"

    Joseph Dixon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes they make sure I hear it. Or at least, try. You learn to ignore or let it roll off your back!

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    #23

    Internet Bandwidth Problem @ Office

    Internet Bandwidth Problem @ Office

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    #24

    When You Leave Your Job For A Rival Company

    When You Leave Your Job For A Rival Company

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    Shinobu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never let anyone know you are going to resign or where you are moving to not even the people you consider friends at work. It can come back to bite you.

    #25

    Appraisal Competition Begins In Office

    Appraisal Competition Begins In Office

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    #26

    ‘Look Back’ & Reflect

    ‘Look Back’ & Reflect

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    #27

    ‘Racing’ In The Office? Boss Says No!

    ‘Racing’ In The Office? Boss Says No!

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    MyName'sLisaMontoyaYouKiltMyPa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude needs to have some fun in his life before he blows a gasket.