Hey Pandas, What’s Your Superpower? People In The Comments Choose A Side Effect (Closed)

...except in bed

But you will act out everything you did in the past day while asleep

But every time you fall asleep, you end up in Dalgwi Forest in Jirisan

Are you a father?

Side effect

but after you trip you lunge forward exsageratedly

but can you save yourself?....my sister has a poor adrenaline response...so often horizontal without notice...for most of us adrenaline means things seem to "slow down" long enough to throw out an arm, leg, rebalance...my sister is, according to her, up..then not up..and quite often...face plant

broken bones, sprains

Most of the time, I can orient myself into a graceful position that looks like I meant to be there, on the floor.

Same here.

They follow you back out

Every time you do, you turn into the characters that either have very little to no plot relevance, or are the first to die, and when your character's appearances ends, then you'll be forced back into this world.

You can't control when that happens and get confused in a hurricane of dimensions

But you die if the TV is turned off.

Jasper Fforde

you can't control where you go in time >:3

You randomly get sent back to your worst moments.

You also gain ADHD. You time travel to 1968, only to forget why you're there. You arrive back home just to realise why you went there

You prevent the destruction of the library of Alexandria

But you are stuck in the time period you choose.

His skin is now permanently blue. He is often confused for a smurf.

You melt in warm weather

Melts when the thermometer hits 50°F/10°C

I'm strange cuz when others feel hot, I feel cold, and when others are cold in hot.

Will probably be a walking ice cube without even knowing it.

...but you're haunted by the malevolent ghost of a tax collector, who will kill you if you don't add it all up and declare it as income every year.

Except it's all in Argentinean peso and as worthless as used toilet paper.

For all you find 2x comes out of your best friend account

but you cant leave your house

You don't know how these new-fangled things work.

That's kryptonite for the rest of us... ...SO, what happens when you offend someone else??! And you don't realize WHY ?!

So you're a normal human

but you can only transform into something after you've licked it.