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Hey Pandas, What’s The Coolest Talent You Have But Is Actually Useless?
Some people can play the piano incredibly well, solve a Rubik’s cube in under a minute, or speak more than one language (*blushes*). Im-pressive, right?But let’s be real—those aren’t the talents that get you weird looks from your friends at 2AM. Those actually serve a purpose. Nah, the ones I’m talking about are the pointless skills. The ones nobody freaking asked for but you still have ‘em mastered, like being able to burp the alphabet, guess a song from just one note, or perfectly peel an orange in a single strip. We all have at least one of those random little “powers” that serve no actual purpose in real life but secretly make us feel like superheroes of nonsense. This is your chance to flex them. What’s the coolest, most useless talent you’ve got hidden up your sleeve?PS: Oh, and fam? Please be honest. Don’t lie. I’ll upvote your submission if you include a pic or vid of you performing your “talent”. Have fun!
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#1
Ok, so compared to the other answers that might show up here, this might sound lame, but here goes: I can cross my index toe over my big toe on my left foot. There, I said it. Told ya it’d be slow. I would include some stats here, but couldn’t find any. I guess that means it’s rare, huh? One more thing though: I can’t do this with my right foot without moving my toes. I know, I’m messed up 💀
Final score:
4points
Some Random Person 2 months ago
The moment I read about your ability, I initially tried to do it and failed :)
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#2
I can wiggle my ears quite well
Final score:
2points
#3
I am very good at identifying voices of people I’ve talked to or have seen in movies. I can identify people who narrate movies or commercials. If it is a commercial, for example, I can often tell what other commercials they’ve narrated even if it is for a different company.
Final score:
2points
#4
Sometimes I think it’s my command of spelling, punctuation, and grammar. I think these things are useful; but judging by what I see online, I’m in the minority.
Final score:
2points
#5
My willingness lol I will eat dirt if you tell me too I’m like the ultimate henchman(not necessarily a good thing tho
Final score:
2points
#6
I can cross one eye.
Final score:
1point
#7
I can hang multiple spoons off my face at one time. I think 6 was the last time.
Final score:
0points
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