What is a funny story that you want to tell,it can be from a long ti me ago, or it can be more recent
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I remember when I was like 8, I was at a funeral for a very distant relative I'd never met. Me and my cousin were sitting together, neither one of us was very religious, and hadn't been in a Church very often. We're just kind of sitting there, when all of the sudden my cousin leans over and whispers "what's up with Jesus's toes?" Confused, I asked what she meant, and she points to a statue on the wall. I look at his feet, and his toes are the length of his entire foot. I tried to keep from laughing out loud, because I was at a funeral, but unfortunately failed. Everyone turns to give me a dirty look, and I was asked to leave. I haven't gone to any church since.It was totally my cousins fault though.
In second grade my teacher was teaching us about context clues. In the middle of it she picks up her phone and pretends to get a call from the president. We all say that it's fake so she asks what context clues we used and so on. About ten minutes later she gets a call on the classroom phone and picks it up and we hear her say "sure. Should we go to duck donuts? They have the best donuts." And has a whole conversation about getting donuts. We all are saying it's fake and she keeps insisting that it's not. Eventually she gets a kid to listen to the phone and it turns out she was actually on a call with another teacher and it was just bad timing
I used to be an international truck driver. I drove a large delivery truck that I had to share with my boss & another driver.
One day I came into work and my boss said he had had a flat tire with the truck. If I could go change it and then drive to ( I forget ) and pick up some stuff. The new wheel - with tire- was in the small truck outside.
I ask if I can drive the small truck to the big truck but “no can do”.
My solution: take out the wheel, roll it all the way across the city square ( Groenplaats Antwerp, which is a pretty busy square ) and to the tram stop.
Onto the tram and off again at the location of the big truck. ( Courthouse Antwerp )
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Once at the truck I take out the wheel jack. Boy, that thing was flimsy! Luckily, the truck was empty….
I did need a second jack and decided to ring someone’s doorbell and ask if I could use their wheel jack as extra support.
Got the extra jack from some friendly guy who offered to give me a hand with the wheel change ( those wheels weigh a lot ) switched wheels, thanked the guy and drove off to ( wherever )
I swear to goodness that all the people on the city square were staring at me, expecting some camera crew to jump out and yell “Candid camera” or “Punk’d “ or something like that…( those shows were really popular at the time )
It’s not every day you see a young woman rolling a big-a*s wheel across a busy square and onto a tram…..
My family owns a coffee truck that spans three generations. There are techniques you have to use to get the right amount of foam and milk in a hot drink, and my grandma only does it sometimes.
So one day, I stop what I am doing and randomly ask my grandma what her favorite candy was. She answered that I was Almond Joys, albeit a little confused.
That afternoon I go to Safeway and buy a whole bag of mini Almond Joys. Each morning when I would go into work I would put a few of them in my pocket and secretly watch my grandmother.
Three days go by and she doesn't do it. But on the fourth day, I see her do the trick.
With a big grin on my face, I pull an Almond Joy out of my pocket and say very loudly, "Good grandma! Do you want a treat?" using the same tone you would use when a dog correctly does a trick.
She looks incredibly confused as she takes the candy, then bursts out laughing as I hear my dad losing it in laughter behind me.
The bag lasted about a month, and she has not improved on the consistency of that trick. But I still do it to her (without candy cuz I'm broke...)
Don't worry, my grandma is a prankster and a jokester. She says that was one of the best jokes she has ever been caught in.
