Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Conspiracy Theory? (Closed)

Is that old thing still around?

Biggest myth, they've x-rayed his skull with a drone and there's nothing there.

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🤣 Dang, at least he doesn't have a diaper though. Man we really need someone younger for president, am I right?

Here's the thing. https://www.popsci.com/how-many-minions-can-you-have-before-your-conspiracy-fails/

Yes. That's an argument I use a lot. I've worked for the Gov't in several functions and I've witnessed how difficult it is for them to get ANYTHING organized/ done. Completely impossible that they would be able to coordinate this level of coverups.

My dad works with someone who was right outside of the twin towers when the first plane hit. His wife though he was dead for hours until he managed to call her.

Like the last presidential election?

Claiming the Moon landing was a hoax really really angers and annoys me.

Panama Papers kinda changed this one from "conspiracy theory" to "actual conspiracy".

Elizabeth II got involved in some laws to make sure she could keep more of her wealth & income. Jacob Rees-Mogg is strongly anti EU because of proposed taxation laws.

If you live with only one soft can-opener, you don't have to share much.

1. But what does it mean, that Trudeau is secretly a commie? No he's pretty far from one. 2. Totally support.

That's why I eat my chips alone and with a loud music in the background LOL

You know who Justin really resembles? His father, Pierre Elliot Trudeau. Oh, and there's a bit of his mother Margaret in his face as well.

No frigging way. Unless ur rich

I actually believe that our government mostly IS trying to do something for the people, or the nation. But I live in Europe.

This isn't really a conspiracy. You're talking about the acts of individuals looking out for their own self interest. They aren't working together, in any real capacity. In my experience though, most people who run for office genuinely want to help people. I have known many state and local office holders, and they are all good people, who quickly become frustrated and jaded by the impediments to actually accomplishing anything. Then, yes, there are those people who run for office simply because they want to have power (we are currently fighting one of those right now in my county). As you get higher up the ladder, the balance tends to shift to more of the power hungry folks. But that's simply because in order to get that far, you have to play nasty and be able to raise huge sums of cash. And very few people can and will do that. If you were to go to a country with a better managed electoral system, one where there is less money in politics, things get better fast.

so s**t just goes downwards towards the earth because... it wants to? because it is actually flying? what then?

There's a guy who insists that gravity is not an attractive force, but a repellent one. And somehow the mass of the earth BLOCKS this repellent force so we don't get flung off into space. I don't get it, either.

ummm

The earth sucks...

Was it Phoebe?

No, I think she just got tired of having an A-grade brain in a bimbo's life.

Over JFK and RFK? Yup

Ok, but... WHY?

State boundaries are arbitrary anyway. But when somebody claims that Australia or birds don't exist I shut myself off from them.

This one, too... https://www.reddit.com/r/Wyomingisntreal/ I find their reasoning to be especially amusing

I would go just to see the tree!

FWIW, the peoples of Madagascar are Peloponnesian. So somebody sailed in boats from the Pacific ocean, across the Indian ocean and settled on an island off the coast of Africa hundreds, if not thousands, of years ago.

I agree. The universe is way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way too big for us to be the only planet that can support life. Plus, scientists have already discovered exo planets that look a lot like Earth. They even have plant life on them. Nothing at all could convince me there aren't animals there

This isn't a conspiracy theory, this is a probable hypothesis considering the scientifical facts. But if there's life outside of Earth, these forms of life have probably nothing in common with those we know.

Damnnit guys!

Okay Tom DeLonge.