Hi Pandas! I was wondering if any of you in the BP community have some cool, interesting stories to share about your craziest belief as a child? Tell us, what is the craziest thing you believed in as a kid, aside from Santa Claus, of course (because the majority of us believed in Santa Claus—it's nothing to be considered crazy).

So please feel free to dig deep through your childhood memories and share some of the craziest beliefs you had as a child.

#1

I grew up in a very small town where everyone knew each other. People would often stop and ask our family how my (maternal) grandfather was doing and, "If you see him, tell him I said hi" sort of thing. This would happen almost daily. Sometimes they would say it to me directly. Thus, I grew up believing that my grandfather was one of the most famous people in the world and possibly the President of the World. I didn't realize until I was about 12 that I lived in a small town and my grandfather was not famous, but was a really nice guy and people just liked him because he was good to work for.

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Jessica
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my grandpa was like this too... he is still famous to me <3

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    #2

    I thought the Easter bunny, theTooth Fairy, and Santa Claus all knew each other.

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    Marcellus the Third
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen that animation movie, so not farfetched.

    Steve Barnett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tooth Fairy: "You guys have it easy, just one day a year. Me? Every. Flipping. Day".

    Wolfowl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa: "I literally stop time to get to everyone in time. I spend DAYS travelling the globe in my sleigh without a rest and all I have for nourishment is cookies and milk."

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    GirlFriday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still think they do.

    Among Us
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rise of the Guardians was a great movie tho so I don't blame you one bit

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    #3

    Because of the FBI warning at the beginning of VHS movies, I thought a person would go to jail if they spoiled the movie for someone else.

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    Arctic Fox Lover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will put you in jail if you spoil a movie for me.

    Patty Stier
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only I could convince some people that was true!

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    #4

    When I was younger, my friend had a concrete square with all of her family's handprints. When we were younger, we pretended they were spy levels. The larger our hands got, the higher rank we were.

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    #5

    I thought that every woman will automatically get a baby and that you have to have surgery to get them removed.

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    A Dumbo Octopus
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SAME! I was so relieved when I found out you could choose to have a baby.

    Lindsay Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the magician on the lucky charm box lived in my back yard. It's just that he couldn't be found.

    Wolfowl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this but I questioned it a lot. "How does the body just KNOW to make it? Is it the wedding? Does that do it? But how? And why only the female?"

    #6

    When I was very little in my toddler years I always thought that every single state had a wall/gate around it also when ever you were entering or leaving a state you had to go through gates

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    Wolfowl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the borders where drawn in white, like roads

    Googleman1234
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like something i would have thinken

    notyourgirl
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    5 years ago

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    cool, did we ask, no we didn't...

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    Cuddles
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a chalk line like they had on the ball fields. LOL Because people called it the "State Line". I'm laughing now just thinking about all the people they'd have to employ after every big rainstorm to re-mark the lines.

    Patty Stier
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knows... one day this might just happen.

    #7

    I really thought old photos in black and white, meant the world was in black and white! Yes, I know this is ridiculous but 5 yr old me is still adamant!

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    Cat Nip
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like Calvin and Hobbes

    notyourgirl
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still think that XD at least I think about it often, like "huh I wonder... Maybe when there was black and white movies the world was black and white"

    #8

    It may not be politically correct in today's climate, but when I was a wee nipper, I used to believe that if I had a suntan then I'd turn into a black man

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    Opazi Marcha
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes sense in a child’s mind.

    Krazy Kat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was about 4 my mom and I sat next to a black woman and her daughter at a lunch counter. I asked my mom why I couldn't get a tan like hers. It was the first time I had ever seen a person of color. I don't know which mother was more embarrassed. Her daughter and I got along fine.

    Jessica
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to say i turned Mexican when i got a sun tan....

    Sonia Stafford
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was laying out on a towel in my backyard, in a bikini, when I was a kid, and the lady next door came over to chat. She was a black lady. After commenting about me tanning, she said, straight faced, "I never could get a tan. I just get blacker!"

    #9

    I legitimately thought that those hay bales wrapped in white plastic were giant marshmallows and that the farmers would cut them up to make the normal sized marshmallows.

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    rgr8
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely thought those were marshmallows as well

    Placebo Domingo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pah, everyone knows they are tractor eggs.

    Party Poison
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i still call them marshmallows even though i know what they actually are now 🤣🤣

    #10

    When I was little, I always had my feet covered by my blankets or have socks on when I am trying to go to sleep because I thought that there was some crazy foot-stealer that would take my feet during the night and I would wake up with stumps. No clue where I got this from.

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    notyourgirl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    saaame 🤦🏻‍♀️ although just the foot thing that someone would take my feet

    Christina Born
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. Only they were the "Blue Foot Murderers" who first day painted the feet blue, then cut them off.

    Waimea Rankin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still do this... I curl up when I sleep cause my socks would simply fall off each time I sleep with socks and when I was younger I thought that the 'monster' pulled them off in an attempt to grab my feet

    lemsip
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I don't feel comfortable in bed unless my feet are exposed for six months of the year. I always kept them covered by the duvet even in summer until well into my twenties.

    #11

    When I was little I thought that your teeth turned black at night if you didn’t brush them before bed

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    Daria B
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this one isn't completely wrong. It just happens a bit differently, but basically that's it.

    #12

    That Santa was real. I regret telling that to Mom, because I started getting less gifts once she knew that I didn't believe.

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    MantisKeeper
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually he was a real person, Nicholas of Myra, who lived in Greece in about 500 a.d. He would drop sacks of gold down poor families' chimneys or windows, most famously to three girls in need of dowries.

    Batwench
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a 46 year old woman and still leave out a drink and food. I still believe in the magic of Father Christmas.

    notyourgirl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good for you!! You believe in anything you want!

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    IKL200
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stayed up at night so I could catch him, only thing I saw was my parents wrapping a gift :/

    Krazy Kat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a real Santa believer until the daughter of my mother's friend told me Santa wasn't real. I was less upset about Santa than the fact the girl who told me was 2 weeks younger and knew before me !

    Jane Alexander
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told that Santa Claus is the spirit of Christmas. As such, of course he's real.

    Little Flame
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa is real just like the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny

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    #13

    That the tiles in a bathroom with the right touch-code, could send you to whatever planet you want. That I was a vampire ( a couple of my canines are really pointy). Thought that getting a period was a huge girl-spy mystery till I, you know, got it, and was SEVERELY disappointed. Hogwarts was just a cover - that there was a magic school, but not to disappoint non-magical kids, Hogwarts was formed. And a lot more "conspiracy" theories. Conclusion: I made up a LOT of stuff when I was younger.

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    JOCELYN VITELLO
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha if only the last one were true..

    Arctic Fox Lover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're saying she didn't make up a lot of stuff when she was younger? XDDDD

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    #14

    There isn’t a dome over Michigan giving us bad weather. Moles aren’t giant furry leeches that attach themselves to your skin and make you look ugly. And no, chocolate milk does not come from black ladies.

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    RavenclawQueen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chocolate milk 🤣🤣🤣

    Krazy Kat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    of course chocolate milk doesn't come from black ladies ! It comes from brown cows LOL.

    CorgiChameleon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where does strawberry milk come from?

    Jane Alexander
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's silly, everybody knows chocolate milk comes from black cows.

    #15

    Remember that scene in ATLA where Zuko and Iroh cut off their ponytails and float them down the river..? So...over the years I forgot the context of it...And thought everyone in china cut off their ponytails when they left the country. I was a dumb, dumb child...

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    Oof Me
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... they cut their ponytails for disguise, right? Because I was honestly confused when I saw that

    #16

    La llorona... And now I look back at those times and think: "Why would some dead girl break into strangers homes to wash their dishes and cry?"

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    Staci O'Neill
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as she's quiet about the crying, she can do my dishes anytime.

    #17

    Similar to some of the baby things on here, I knew both a guy and a girl had to work together to make a child but I thought when they kissed something transferred and traveled down my moms body, so I was always so confused when my parents would kiss and I never got new baby siblings.

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    Henry Cheves
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad said hugging and kissing when I asked him how the sperm got to the egg in 3rd grade, and I always thought it went through their mouths when kissing, but years later I asked him how the hugging worked and he told me the truth.

    Among Us
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they kissed and then poof there was a baby. I also thought that the baby's gender could be controlled.

    Tiny Dynamine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if that did happen and the next day, the girl or woman had a baby! We'd probably be crawling over each other like a pack of wasps!

    #18

    when I was 6 years old in the early 80's I was going to visit relatives overseas. I hadn't been on a plane since I was a baby so I didn't remember what it was like. At the time I was a big fan of the Care Bears and My Little Pony. As the characters of these cartoons lived in the sky and my older brother had me convinced that when I went above the clouds I would see them running over the clouds and playing with each other. I stupidly believed him and told all my friends what I would be seeing. Of course that didn't happen. There were no Care Bears and no My Little Pony dancing around the clouds when I got up there. I was devastated. My sadistic brother thought it was hilarious.

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    #19

    I believed my mother had eyes in the back of her head! She told us that she sees it all! We’d comb or brush her hair and part it in the back to check, and she’d just say, they only open if we are not behaving!

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    Waimea Rankin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh my mom found out I was sucking my thunb during a bath.. while she was on a different floor...no we dont have cameras

    #20

    When I was little, I thought that fainting would be a much greater problem than it actually was.

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    Henry Cheves
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to faint to know what it was like and didn't seem to understand how breathing worked.

    #21

    i used to believed that when people died in movies it actually happend and actors sacrificed their lives for our entertainment hunger games style lol

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    lemsip
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to believe that until the actor who played somebody who died later popped up in a later film or TV drama. There are snuff movies though where actors are deliberately murdered and some actors do accidentally die during filming.

    Jane Alexander
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That used to happen. When I saw the original 'Trader Horn' from 1931, I wondered how they'd 'faked' one scene Later found out 2 people were killed in the filming and they used some of that footage in the movie.

    #22

    I thought mexico was the only place where people spoke Spanish ;-;

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    #23

    (this gets a little weird btw) I believed that when the parents got married and kissed at the end, an egg would go up the mans throat into the moms throat and boom! BABY! I can't believe I thought that.

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    MantisKeeper
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually i thought something quite similar, but that the dna in the saliva mixed

    Fact Perils
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same when I was a kid. Close enough to the truth lol

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    #24

    Kissing gets you preggers. Males and Females are treated equally. Eating watermelon seeds grew a baby watermelon inside your stomach. I once buried a painted-gold rock in my backyard, thinking someone would find it. Now its covered by tarp, rocks, pebbles, and dirt. I had long canines so I was a vampire. I licked blood off of my bleeding injuries in kindergarten. I thought preschool was hard. I crawled under a table and kissed a boy on the cheek in Pre-K. I thought my cat wasn't fat. I thought I was normal. Sorry for the length, I was a weird kid.

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    Arctic Fox Lover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't we all weird kids in some way or another?

    Krazy Kat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds pretty normal to me .

    #25

    Thought that you got pregnant after you got married. Like something in your wedding ring made you pregnant. And that I came from a twinkle in my daddy's eye

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    #26

    I believed that gay meant happy

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    troufaki13
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was the original meaning

    Daria B
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it is. Language changes can be pretty confusing. And here's a bit of additional info. If you leave abroad for a longer time, you may not understand your native language sometimes, due to the changing of trends and culture, and, subsequently - language. Now, I'm not really speaking of personal experience (although I'm sure I'm missing on some trends, and probably need to upgrade my knowledge), but I recall a teacher at university telling us about her own experiences. She's Korean, but spent some years in Japan. She said she had to study her own language again to catch up on the new phrases and all.

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    ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, gay used to mean happy, it still does, just not many people use it that way.

    RavenclawQueen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That IS true, it's a double meaning.

    Batwench
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It still does.

    Krazy Kat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It still does, just in different ways to different people.

    Jessica
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My generation: gay means lame.... im sorry lol

    Patty Stier
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It did - and it still does. Now, some people are afraid to use it just like some children make fun of other children who like to draw rainbows. Why not make up a new name or symbol rather than turn a word around? Something just as nice and important?

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    #27

    My grandma told me that if I drank water from a well and there were snake eggs in the water, I might swallow them and then snakes will roam my stomach and eventually kill me. I believed that until my late teens, even though we lived in a place where we didn't have wells...

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    Daria B
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be metaphoric for parasites that come from dirty water.

    Krazy Kat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you eat the watermelon seeds, you'll have watermelons growing in your stomach.

    Jessica
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My g-ma told me this but about watermelon seeds growing in your tummy if you ate them... so we spit them out and made a mess... i dont think she thought that threw

    #28

    Hearing my parents' stories of WWII, I believed planes flying over our house were going to drop bombs. And we lived where planes descended to a large airport regularly. Also a Bela Lugosi movie on TV convinced me Frankenstein lived in the woods by my house. Yeah, I was scared a lot back then.

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    Opazi Marcha
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still cringe a bit when a loud plane goes over my house because of bombs.

    Stephanie Did It
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bela Lugosi portrayed Count Dracula. Boris Karloff played Frankenstein's monster.

    #29

    That when a call went to voicemail, there was literally a woman waiting there to give you the message that you've reached voicemail!

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    Arctic Fox Lover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever had a call go to voicemail? Well, when this person was a child, they thought that there was an actual woman on the phone saying that you've reached voicemail. <:

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    #30

    i wanted to have 6 children with 6 different woman when i was three

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    Krazy Kat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure there are some guys out there living your dream .

    Daria B
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mini version of Junta Momonari ♡

    trippytodoroki
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one time when my brother was like 8, he said he wanted to have 57 gfs

    #31

    That if I talked too much during long car rides I would grow a mustache (mom lies...). But instead of talking less, I just checked my upper lip more frequently. Was always relieved when nothing had grown.

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    #32

    I thought that women pooped, peed, and gave birth all out of their butt.

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    Henry Cheves
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you don't know what the down there areas look like, you don't know they exist.

    Arctic Fox Lover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, pee doesn't come out of our butts. There, now you know. :>

    MantisKeeper
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is how it works with fish & frogs

    #33

    Cars were all out to run us over, but if you ran across the street very quickly, you'd be okay. I watched far too many cartoons as a kid where characters were constantly getting run over by cars and trains.

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    Dorien Adriaenssens
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think that too. When I walked over the sidewalk, I would 'hide' from driving cars behind parked cars and only run from parked car to parked car when there were no cars driving by.

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    lemsip
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was cycling along the road a car coming up from behind me would crash into me rather than overtake or wait until the road was clear and then overtake. So I would stop cycling and move right up to the kerb. It was because my father would walk into us if we were in the way.

    #34

    In a case of mistaken identity I was convinced that Ronald Reagan (POTUS at the time) was a man I’d seen on TV and had intense debates with my parents to stop calling the real RR the President when we all know it’s Sidney Poitier...

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    Krazy Kat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. We all know that RR was just a movie actor, but Sidney Poitier was a great president !

    #35

    I believed that if I sat on the toilet to long, a snake would bite my ass

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    Krazy Kat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on what country you're in.

    MantisKeeper
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually happened to someone in florida once

    Oof Me
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still fear that

    #36

    That Captain Cook and Captain Hook were the same person. That Australia was the Oz in the Wizard of Oz. The Wizard was whoever is the Prime Minister of Aussie at the time FYI I grew up in New Zealand.

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    Henry Cheves
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was Australia not the Oz? Serious question.

    notyourgirl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my big brothers Name is Aussie, yea I know it has nothing to do with this but whatever

    Oof Me
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought captain cook was a cook

    #37

    As a child I thought cats & dogs were the same animal, that cats were the girls & dogs were the boys — like the boys & girls at school, I guess: all the same (human) animal but girls different from boys.

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    lemsip
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people think pet parrots are always boys and are surprised when I told them I had cockatiel hens. They aren't as popular as they don't talk and stupid people want the males so they can teach them to swear. My hens spoke more than the males.

    #38

    I believed that once I fell asleep I wouldn't wake and once I did my parents would be gone... Yeah, I know weird right, but why I thought this was because my ONLY fear was not having my parents around. Dad always said he would be there for me to save the day. ( my superman ) Mom said she would too be there always, (My wonder woman) not to save the day but to be there for me when I needed her the most. But yet I got bullied for 4 years STRAIGHT and I'm still alone... dad I got beat up every day, where were you then, huh??

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    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thank you! You have just made my day! MrOwlAteMyMetalWorm. I really appreciate it. Thank you.

    Jane Alexander
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the grave they used to sing "He is not dead but sleeping" No wonder the little ones don't want to go to sleep that night.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait really? I did not know that, cool something new. X) that makes sense if the little ones knew that, that they wouldn't sleep.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no it's not, i went to a school that really was hell. so you can think that all you want but it's true

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    #39

    I thought because my eyes are Blue that's the only color i could see.... yea i know makes no sense but i was like 6. I also thought dinosaurs were still alive ( i just love them so much)

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    #40

    I remember thinking that shadows could talk and I have very long conversations with my room shadows before sleeping.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made my own voices for them I still remember that the one named Cheerio had a very high pitched voice

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    Ariana Grande<33
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your talking to a ghost if it replies back in some sort of way.

    #41

    Up until the age of six, I thought that royalty didn't go to the toilet, because uh, they were royal.

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    #42

    I thought that all adults could do whatever they wanted (watch TV all night, eat ice cream, had all the money) and that since I had a WONDERFUL family life as a kid that when I grew up my life would be just like my parents and my own loving family. HAH!

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    #43

    When I was little, we used to walk to the market through these narrow country lanes. In the middle of one of these lanes was 2 little houses covered by overgrown trees. My nan told me that Mickey mouse and Donald duck lived there. And I absolutely believed it. Every time we would walk passed, I would stand on my tippy toes trying to see them through the windows. As I grew up, we didn't walk passed as often. Until I was walking passed there by myself as a teenager one day, looked at the houses and burst out laughing. My Nan is no longer with us but the memory of her silly stories always makes me smile.

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    Arctic Fox Lover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, I case very similar to this. My mom and I were driving around a city (classified for privacy reasons) and we passed by a pink castle looking building (now known to me and my family as "The Pink Castle") and my mom convinced me that Disney princesses lived there. One day, she said she saw Cinderella waving in the window, and I tried so, so very hard to see her, but we passed to fast, and I never saw Cinderella. Then one day my mom admitted that it was a joke--but that day was nearly a year after it happened, so...

    #44

    Not myself, but my younger sister believed that if you wake up in the middle of the night to use the restroom and looked in the mirror, your "evil twin" would climb out, and live your life, but do everything bad (i.e. won't eat vegetables, won't do homework, etc.). She still shuts her eyes when she passes a mirror at night 😁

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    #45

    I thought that there was a secret door in my school's bathroom and if you touch the tiles correctly it would reveal a secret doo ha ha me 😋 i am 16 now thought that since like when i was in 3rd grade

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    #46

    i always thought when y cast got sighned it would sink into my skin

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    #47

    I thought there were only 2 countries in the world: American and Cuba. I guess Cuba must have been in the news a lot when I was little? (I'm 44 now).

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    #48

    When I was about 4yo our tv broke (it was the bulky old type, google "orion tv 1990" to get an idea) Well, the repairman came home to fix it and at some point - I don't know where he found it - he gave me a little plastic figurine that was milky white and looked like a boy. So I was convinced that this figurine was sitting inside the tv and was broadcasting whatever we saw. my parents mostly watched the news so I thought it was the guy saying the news. I even asked the repairman how the tv will work if he doesn't put it back 😂😂

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong with that! As long as it works... Why not?

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    #49

    I thought that everyone else was just mean because whenever we did group scavenger hunts for vocabulary words I read the whole word in like a second and everyone else had to do it letter by letter, but I didn't believe them and told the teacher and then got mad when she said they weren't lying, same with my parents and everyone else. I'm still not sure if this story means I'm smart or not.

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    Kiss Army
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the same. Even though I am quite a bit younger, my brother used me do his when he had them for homework because I could do them in a fraction of the time it took him.

    notyourgirl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry you lost me 🙇

    TiaCalenture
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They instantly see whole words while in word search puzzles other people look for the word letter by letter. Like if the word starts with a c you search for a c and go around it looking for the next letter, etc.

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    #50

    When I was about 4 or 5 years old, my mom's best friend used to come over together with her husband. She always called him darling. So did I because I thought that was his name.

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    #51

    Being Catholic. What a load of silliness

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    #52

    I thought that birds would attack people and I was scared of birds until I was like 8.

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    lemsip
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seagulls attack now if you are eating food outside.

    Jane Alexander
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just attack the food, like people taught them to.

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    lemsip
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because of the film The Birds directed by Alfred Hitchcock. I wasn't scared of the birds outside but if they got into the house I thought they would attack you. A sparrow got in once and was so scared it was flitting about the room in a chaotic way and would have crashed into us by accident.

    Jane Alexander
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will. Certain ones will come grab some of your hair for nesting. I remember them from one place we lived.

    #53

    You know when you keep open the refrigerator for too long, it starts beeping telling you to close it? Well, I believed that the police would actually come and arrest me if the fridge started beeping. I believed that for over five years.

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    Kiss Army
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never heard of this feature. What kind of fridges do this??

    #54

    When I was very small, I thought that when a tv station advertised a program but didn't give the date and time it was on another station. You had to find when and where on your own. No idea why I thought this.

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    #55

    When I was little, we lived in a place with lots of earthquakes. The only ones I experienced were at night, so I thought it was just my sister shaking the bunk bed. It would usually stop by the time I said stop. And so when I found out it wasn’t her, I thought I could control earth itself.

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    #56

    During the summer when I was 5, the 17-year cicadas came out. They were everywhere. One day I saw the empty pupal husk of one clinging to a telephone pole, so I decided that the cicadas came out of the gouge marks that you see in the poles. This seemed so logical to me that it became part of my world view until one day, when I was about 20 or so (!!) I actually saw a lineman climbing a pole, and realized that the gouge marks were from the cleat things on his boots. So I guess what I believed wasn't as crazy as the amount of time it took me to figure out the truth.

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    #57

    That my mom had eyes in the back of her head! Believed that u til I was about 13! She always knew everything we did! The mom grapevine is real and alive !

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    #58

    When I was small, I heard a sort of tinkling one night (it was from a movie my mum was watching next door) and I thought it was a unicorn. Every night until I was seven I would stay up as late as I possibly could to see if I could catch the unicorn. I was a dumb child.

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    Lorraine R
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're a small child with imagination, that's no more dumb than believing in Santa or the tooth fairy.

    #59

    I believed that pregnant women had swallowed a watermelon seed.

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    #60

    My friend when she was very little used to think that our bodies were hollow. When we drink our insides fill up slowly, and when the levels reach the groin area we need to pee. So when she felt the urge she would run to her mommy and ask her to quickly make a tea for her because she would need to "top up" her levels so they reach the proper level and finally she would be able to pee. She'd do her little desperate dance at the brink of peeing herself while she was waiting for the tea to brew, and then quickly run to the toilet with the mug, hop on the toilet and take a sip, and haaaa-lllle-luyah...

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    #61

    I thought you squeezed out elbow grease

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    #62

    I used to think that whenever a woman wanted children, if she just thought about it really hard or wanted them had enough, within a few days, she'd be pregnant. I also thought it came out of her belly button. I was really scared of just thinking about the words, "I want a baby", so I tried my hardest never to think of that until I was old enough to have children. XD

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    #63

    I thought that there was a secret door in my school's bathroom and if you touch the tiles correctly it would reveal a secret door ha ha me 😋 i am 16 now thought that since like when i was in 3rd grade

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    #64

    i used to never ever use or touch bug spray because i believed that when you use it you suck up the souls and they are stored in the bottle. Why? The bug spray bottle had a picture of a dead bug with its soul coming out. i believed this for pretty long

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    #65

    I thought that my dad cut the grass with scissors...

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    #66

    I used to believe that if you sat on the toilet too long, you would grow warts on your butt.

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    #67

    When I was younger, about 11, I really thought that the Chick-fil-a logo was a smiley face with a weird horn and swirl around it. I also thought that the Washington state Cougars sign was a smiling fish, and I still view those things like I did at first glance, even though I know what it actually is now. Well, at least it was all smiles.

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    #68

    I believed ventriloquists actually spoke with there belly. So when we saw someone drinking a glass of milk while speaking during his act, I didn't think much of it.

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    #69

    I have a hearing impairment since I was a kid, and so I had a lot of tinnitus. I thought everyone knows that silence had a sound, right up to middle school actually. I use to do show and tell/science projects to explain to everyone why or how. Eventually i figured out it was just tinnitus.

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    #70

    I thought push pins were called pokees. Like Poke-Eeys. See my mom is Arab and in Arabic the letter P isn’t a sound so it always came out as bush bins. We didn’t know what bush bins were, so my mom used pokees or bokees, b/c, ya know, they poke. So imagine my teachers reaction when I told her with a straight face that I found a pokee on the ground. One of the most embarrassing things of my life

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well there's something new I've learned. Arabic has no P sound. Thanks!

    #71

    When I was young, my cousin had us believing that he was spiderman and had the power to give us superpowers. He made us run his errands instead and fooled us for months. Evil guy..

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    #72

    I used to think that I was older than my older brother... just coz I was born in September and he, in December. He also told me that when we both were younger I was older than him but I didn't eat vegetables so he outgrew me. Go figure out.

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    #73

    After getting the where do babies come from speech when I was young, my mother was very specific in a couple areas. My little mind heard intercourse and thought it had something to do with goofy golf. Also, I believed that mommy's and daddy's got pregnant when they were asleep because the parts would wake on their own and do the deed, maybe while they were cuddled close sleeping. Like a sneaky 🐍

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    #74

    when i was 5-6 ish i seriously thought that when someone died, all you had to do to make them alive again was open their eyes, and boom, they would be alive again. I used to cover my ears with my blanket at night because i thought that monsters would come and bite my ears off if i didn't cover them. I also used to be really scared of those microfibre green dusting cloths with bumps on them because i thought they were moving and they were tentacles

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    #75

    As a toddler I thought pine cones are small animals or insects and didn't want to walk over them. I started screaming and had to be carried over forrest tracks covered in pine.

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    #76

    When I was little I was scared of the dark. I thought that if I got up at night and reached over the side of my bed over the "void" that it would swallow my arm up. And if I didn't turn my light on before I touched the ground the "void" would swallow my feet! I thought the presidents were always amazing. *cough* not.

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    #77

    Icecream truck? No... That's the "Music Truck"

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    #78

    This one is quite short and I may do another but when I was very little I was scared of those new/blooming pinecones. I thought I could get sucked into them!

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    #79

    I thought horses were the escape to all of life’s problems and now I’m older I realised that couldn’t have truer.

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    #80

    Ok so I know this is weird but I used to think that my dad changed the stoplights. He always told me he did too, so that made me believe even more. I remember one night after going out somewhere, he stoped at a stoplight turned to me and said “watch this, I’m going to make the light change!” He waited a few seconds the said “Green!” and the light turned green. I didn’t realize then that he just waited for the countdown. This went on for a few years until I asked him again and he denied ever doing this!

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    #81

    when i was about 6 i always thought: In 2000, the Clay Mathematics Institute, a non-profit dedicated to “increasing and disseminating mathematical knowledge,” asked the world to solve seven math problems and offered $1,000,000 to anybody who could crack even one. Today, they’re all still unsolved, except for the Poincaré conjecture. Henri Poincaré was a French mathematician who, around the turn of the 20th century, did foundational work in what we now call topology. Here’s the idea: Topologists want mathematical tools for distinguishing abstract shapes. For shapes in 3-D space, like a ball or a donut, it wasn’t very hard to classify them all. In some significant sense, a ball is the simplest of these shapes. Poincaré then went up to 4-dimensional stuff, and asked an equivalent question. After some revisions and developments, the conjecture took the form of “Every simply-connected, closed 3-manifold is homeomorphic to S^3,” which essentially says “the simplest 4-D shape is the 4-D equivalent of a sphere.” Still with us? A century later, in 2003, a Russian mathematician named Grigori Perelman posted a proof of Poincaré’s conjecture on the modern open math forum arXiv. Perelman’s proof had some small gaps, and drew directly from research by American mathematician Richard Hamilton. It was groundbreaking, yet modest. After the math world spent a few years verifying the details of Perelman’s work, the awards began. Perelman was offered the million-dollar Millennium Prize, as well as the Fields Medal, often called the Nobel Prize of Math. Perelman rejected both. He said his work was for the benefit of mathematics, not personal gain, and also that Hamilton, who laid the foundations for his proof, was at least as deserving of the prizes.

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    #82

    My mum never lied to me.... 😶 I feel bad for everyone else who got tricked by someone. 😓

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    #83

    I was so afraid of getting water up my nose because my dad told me one time that you could drown if there's water in your like lungs or something like that and it scared me so bad

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    #84

    When I was seven I thought Dunkaroos were made of kangaroo and people would bring them to school and I'd knock them out of their hands and tell them that they were made of kangaroo.

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    #85

    I think the craziest thing I ever believed when I was little was that the bare patch in the grass next to the playground held "the ancient" an bunch of gears from an alien spaceship that turned into a live map of the whole world. A lot of the kids at the elementary school also believed that there were a number of basilisks and leprechauns lurking on the other side of the fence....

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    Kim Quirk
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believed about 5 year old their people in the back of tv. And my parents would change the people for show I used to love dr kildare. I cried so hard when he got in the accident I tried to go in and save him . TV early the sixths.

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    #86

    I used to think i would die every time i got nosebleed, which happened quite often and in my child opinion i would run out of blood. Since it often happened during or after swimming lessons i hated to attend to those!

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    #87

    As a toddler I thought pine cones are small animals or insects and didn't want to walk over them. I started screaming and had to be carried over forrest tracks covered in pine.

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