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I’m going to be honest here: The internet has some pretty crazy stuff. There are websites, profiles, glitches—and one of the weirdest, ads.

There are ads for lots of strange and random things. Some ads are downright creepy. So share a weird ad with us! (We pandas like weird things.)

#1

A Classic

A Classic

If you ever want to see creepy ads, just look up some vintage ones. They have aged like the bread in the picture above.

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Average Grizzlies Fan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Companies and people definitely had kind of a weird way of trying to sell their product.

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#3

What The Heck Is This Even Advertising

What The Heck Is This Even Advertising

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LittleMissLotus
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude this ad is twice as scarring as 90% percent of the stuff kids will ever encounter on the internet

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#4

Keep Her Where She Belongs...

Keep Her Where She Belongs...

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Joyce Deering
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Keep her where she belongs"....Where? Naked, on the floor, watching shoes? What are they selling? The point here mystifies me.

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#5

I Was Looking At Memes And Found This. I Kinda Feel Like It Belongs Here. It Says “And Still The Villian Pursues Her”.

I Was Looking At Memes And Found This. I Kinda Feel Like It Belongs Here. It Says “And Still The Villian Pursues Her”.

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#6

Spoon

Spoon

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Melanie King
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh billy, you have an erection? Maybe the school nurse can slap you in the d**k and make it feel better WTF

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Joyce Deering
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm curious now...I'm wondering... was this a huge problem for those school nurses? OMFG!

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Podunkus
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Comes in three sizes: teaspoon, tablespoon and soup ladle.

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Deson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has got to be a joke ad right? Look in the lower left the quote says "It's a spoon!"

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The Pansexual MELONLORD
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But 'School nurses have known for centuries that a sharp blow from a cold spoon is the best way to tame an unwelcome erection' is....

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SeaShell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This made me search up the company (not that I was curious who would make such a thing, that is...)

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BusLady
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like an ordinary spoon to me. 🤔 That part about school nurses is really creepy.

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Eric Trahan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

School nurses used you whack kids on the penis with a spoon.?! ?again, Just whoa

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ROLLOW ARLIN
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just lads old enough to raise a woodie upon seeing the mostly-exposed breasts of the sadistic nurses who bent over while taking their temperature Analy. Mostly practiced in reform schools.

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Erik Lawrence
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love Mrs. B from essex... "Its a SPOON" is this actually real? seems like parody.

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Zena Marsh
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Any spoon will do. you must have a drawer full in the kitchen.

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#7

What

What

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#9

Gee, Dad You Always Get The Best

Gee, Dad You Always Get The Best

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konnarw1
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ok this is kinda messed up because a baby should not be exposed to cigs

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#10

This One Does It For Me-

This One Does It For Me-

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#12

Look I'm A Mother

Look I'm A Mother

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A Random Panda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Look, I'm a mother!" He said while thinking "These people are nuts."

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#13

Banks Hate Women.

Banks Hate Women.

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#14

Cellophane (Aka A Baby Suffocater)

Cellophane (Aka A Baby Suffocater)

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#15

Wtf

Wtf

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E Menendez
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True today too - it doesn't matter what you look like if you stink like BO

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#17

Clothes For "Chubbies"

Clothes For "Chubbies"

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LittleMissLotus
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eh?? I get having larger size clothing available, but the girl in the pic doesn't look "chubby" at all

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#18

Yes, I Hate It Too

Yes, I Hate It Too

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konnarw1
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

smh... this is sexist and it makes it seem like the woman is his slave which is also wrong

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#20

Reddi Whip Went To Far

Reddi Whip Went To Far

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Seabeast
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because nothing says "I love you" quite like hydrogenated palm kernel oil. Top up his life insurance and escort him to an early heart attack!

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#21

Seven Up???

Seven Up???

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#24

Trump!(Really Sorry If You Are Offended Please Let Me Know And I Can Delete It)

Trump!(Really Sorry If You Are Offended Please Let Me Know And I Can Delete It)

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#25

Pooping Tutorial For Unicorns

Pooping Tutorial For Unicorns

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Jelly the Bean
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my gosh, I've seen this one!!! After the unicorn poops, he gives it to the children in ice cream cones (with toilet paper as napkins). It's really cringy.

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#28

They're Young... They're In Love...

They're Young... They're In Love...

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#31

Who Wouldn't Want To Receive A Potato With Someone's Face On It For Their Birthday

Who Wouldn't Want To Receive A Potato With Someone's Face On It For Their Birthday

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#34

Does This Fit In This Post?

Does This Fit In This Post?

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Katy McMouse
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually saw this once, coming home from a busy night of drinking. I wasn't sure if I hallucinated it or not until I saw it again, but sober.

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#35

Duracell Batteries

Duracell Batteries

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Toujin C'Thlu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh, the Puttermans...Creepy battery-powered people. I wonder if the 'uncanny valley' look was intentional

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#36

Big Gay Ice Cream™️

Big Gay Ice Cream™️

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#41

Movie Ad?

Movie Ad?

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Viviane
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is what becomes of babies who are given cigarettes, soft drinks, razors, and then wrapped in cellophane.

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#42

Well... Okay Then

Well... Okay Then

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#44

I Don't Think I'll Be Buying This Soap

I Don't Think I'll Be Buying This Soap

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#45

I Am Scarred For Life Now And You Should Be Too

I Am Scarred For Life Now And You Should Be Too

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#46

This Is Wrong On So Many Levels

This Is Wrong On So Many Levels

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The Pansexual MELONLORD
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No ill effects! Friends for a fair form! No diet, no baths, no exercise! And definitely NO DANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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#47

*fear Intensifies*

*fear Intensifies*

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Ged Maybury
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"You too can be this pig! Write NOW for the free starter-pack!"

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#49

This Is A Real Ad That Air'd Not A Meme

This Is A Real Ad That Air'd Not A Meme

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Sleazy Weaver
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure Quiznos got the RatherGood guy to make this due to the popularity of his "We Like the Moon" video.

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#52

I'm Scared Now

I'm Scared Now

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Baron Simone Von Bianco
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only ad using a young Hannibal Lecter. Now I know why he is so fond of canned vegetables, like "fava beans".

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#53

Yeah A ''new Home''

Yeah A ''new Home''

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TheSneakyNinja
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, a perfectly reasonable way to sew pants. No chance whatsoever of anything going wrong.

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#54

Hey Pandas! Is It Always Illegal To Kill A Woman?!

Hey Pandas! Is It Always Illegal To Kill A Woman?!

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#55

'stay Young The Vampire Way...' Drink Your Human Juice, People!

'stay Young The Vampire Way...' Drink Your Human Juice, People!

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#56

Ice Cream Ad Gone Wrong

Ice Cream Ad Gone Wrong

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just like the one about "DO you know what your kid is watching on the internet right now?"

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#59

I Don't Think I'll Ever Eat Pistachios Again

I Don't Think I'll Ever Eat Pistachios Again

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#60

I'm Not Sure What This Is For (Maybe A Bidet?), But They Really Made A Statement

I'm Not Sure What This Is For (Maybe A Bidet?), But They Really Made A Statement

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#61

Kids Shouldn't Watch Too Much TV...

Kids Shouldn't Watch Too Much TV...

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#62

Sooooooo.... Bad Parent?

Sooooooo.... Bad Parent?

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#65

1950s Las Vegas. Witness The Power Of The Atomic Bomb For A Mere $3.

1950s Las Vegas. Witness The Power Of The Atomic Bomb For A Mere $3.

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The real me
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome to the greatest game show..... BE AN IDIOT AND PAY # DOLLARS FOR YOUR DEATH!!!!!!

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#66

How Could You Be So Rude To The Queen

How Could You Be So Rude To The Queen

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