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#1
“We, on the other hand, have a pointy stick.”
Final score:
13points
ЛеснойКороль(ForestKing)H/H (Submission author) 2 years ago
someone downvoted me and i don’t know why 😭 what’d i do
Marinasongs1432 2 years ago
I’m guessing it’s the stick part; they probs thought you meant an innuendo. But upvotes from me!
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#2
You take that BACK!!!!!!!!!
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12points
Catman (He/Him) (Submission author) 2 years ago
Why do I have a downvote on this? This is a quote from a T.V. show!
Sooploosh MacSchnibble 2 years ago
It's possible someone downvoted it so that there's gets higher on the list. I think that's what happened to mine. I think it's fine to upvote your own stuff, but downvoting others is just s****y.
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Catman (He/Him) (Submission author) 2 years ago
I am Rumble Mcskirmish! Correct.
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Catman (He/Him) (Submission author) 2 years ago
YES!!!!!! THAT IS CORRECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WIN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#3
"give me some of your tots" "no, go find your own."
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8points
#4
"WHAT, is your name. WHAT, is your quest. WHAT, is the flight speed of an unladen swallow?"
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8points
Catman (He/Him) 2 years ago
It's Monty Python and the holy grail. One of the funniest movies ever. Also, Blue. No wait, Red! Ahhhhhh.
oddly_informed_raven 2 years ago
I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
Kamryn Mall (Submission author) 2 years ago (edited)
All of yall got it right! And also, "We are the knights, that say, NI!!
CG 2 years ago
The bridge keeper in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but the French soldiers are in that movie.
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P.C. 2 years ago
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…. My papa (grandpa) showed me this!!! I forget what it’s called but it’s said by a troll, right??? Something about a joke like “what is your name. What is your quest. What is your favorite color?” Or maybe that’s just my family. I don’t know what it’s called but I know what you’re talking about, sorry :<
#5
"It's not that common, it doesn't happen to everyone and it IS a big deal! "
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7points
#6
Rugby Lad and Gay Nerd.
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7points
#7
-What’s happening, life flashing before your eyes ? -No, only one. Fear me, if you dare !
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5points
P.C. 2 years ago (edited)
OH PUSS AND BOOTS THE LAST WISH RIGHT?! Death speaks and then Puss responds
#8
There’s a snake in my boot
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5points
#9
"Okay, jeez, fine I'll just throw my f*****g sandwich at them" Character 1: "There's not going to be anything bad in here?" Character 2: "Just you." Character 1: "Oh, funny." "So you went from teacher to preacher because, what? It f*****g rhymes?" If you understand these, you are a certified cool guy ( Same show for all of them, by the way :) )
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5points
CringeGuy (Submission author) 2 years ago
Okay, why did somebody downvote this?? It's literally from a show! ( well, show adaptation but it still counts! )
Sooploosh MacSchnibble 2 years ago
They're doing this so that theirs gets a higher position. I'm upvoting everyone to counteract this.
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"I like my lovers like I like my coffee - " "weak" "Absolutely full of milk" "On ice"
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5points
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
Not exactly related, but one time my sister said 'I like me men like I like my carrots, peeled', which is disturbing, but also untrue as she doesn't like carrots at all.
#11
Eat My Shorts
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5points
#12
That's rough buddy.
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4points
Some Indonesian kid (he/him) 2 years ago
My girlfriend turned into the moon
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#13
Love it when a plan comes together.
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4points
#14
"Ohh....I've got 3 kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and 3-money ?
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4points
#15
“Hey girl, do you have a quarter? Because I said I’ll call my mom when I fell in love.” “I don’t have a quarter, but I do have a cell phone you can use” … Awkward conversation between character and his mom.
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4points
Marinasongs1432 (Submission author) 2 years ago
I got downvoted. Damn trolls. It’s from the amazing world of gumball.
#16
A: “Or what about that time I got two fishhooks in my thumb‽” / B: “He tried to get the first fishhook out with another fishhook”
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3points
#17
bow ties are cool
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3points
#18
"I'm Mexican and gay, this is my inside voice!!!" Hint: it's from Disney+
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3points
#19
I'll interrogate the cat.
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3points
#20
"The game show where the rules change every show." But in case you need more... "I've been here the whole time..."
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3points
#21
Mr Humphreys, Are You Free? "I'm Free"
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3points
fan of phish 2 years ago
Good one! I’m going to have to watch these now. Have every episode in DVD set.
#22
Here's my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death.
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3points
#24
Don't know if this counts, It's a movie, but I had to. Well, well I heard you got a special someone on the side ---- I can't say the name but it is four letters, and hint:🥶
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2points
#25
Close your curtains during August. This is trificult. Its not my fault you don't like girls.
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2points
#26
I got three references in one for this comment (though all three are from the same source material); 1: I fell out of the window. 2: I... would like... TO RAGE!!! 3: Wait... I'm DADDY?!
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2points
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago
Vox Machina!! Im also fond of “the rules of ball tag are as complex as they are beautiful” and “WHAT IS THAT GNOME DOING TO MY DAUGHTER?!”
CG (Submission author) 2 years ago
Dang, I should have used the "ball tag" quote instead, lol. Have an upvote for being correct.
Load More Replies... CG (Submission author) 2 years ago (edited)
Correct. Critical Role would have also worked.
Load More Replies... CG (Submission author) 2 years ago
That's right. Do you know who said the first one?
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loom 16 take corridor b whoever guesses this gets a cookie :p
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1point
#28
Hey, look what I can do! *Explodes fruit*
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1point
#29
Here is an easy one: “Toss a coin to your…~”
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1point
#30
"Fusion is just a cheap trick to make two ____ stronger." The blank word would give it away.
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1point
#31
____ WHO TURNED YOU INTO A SOCK??!?!?
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1point
Danger Bunny (She/Her) (Submission author) 2 years ago
Nope. It's Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir. "Plagg, WHO TURNED YOU INTO A SOCK" is the complete quote. BTW it is kind of a kids show
Load More Replies... Maura Osborne 2 years ago
“PLAGG WHO TURNED YOU INTO A SOCK???” -miraculous ladybug from one of my favorite episodes :)
#32
"I was born to fight those who break universal laws, like you."
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1point
#33
max! smooth my leg hair! if you guess this then i will follow you because you watch my favorite show of all time and you actually remember the quotes! if you comment i will up vote you to show you i saw your comment (I cant comment i got blocked because i got down-voted for my religion so much -360 down-votes to be exact ! I've been told to make an alternative account but you have to activate a code and i only have one email so it wont let me) any way have an amazing day! hope it's filled with joy and laughter!
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1point
#34
they want to kill rock and roll because they know it makes us horny man!
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1point
Noname 2 years ago
Life is primarily composed of disappointments occasionally punctuated by success. Get used to it. 💓
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#35
"A fire? At a sea parks?"
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1point
A Really Bored Panda 2 years ago
I recognise that from somewhere. It’s either Seinfeld or the IT crowd
#36
I think this a pretty easy one "Red Like Roses"
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1point
#37
"my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd!"
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1point
#38
"God does not play dice with the universe; I play an ineffable game of my own devising, for everyone else it's like playing poker in a pitch-dark room, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time." For an added hint... Character A: "Ahh, excuse me, pardon me, sorry to bother but I seem to have gotten slightly lost.___" Narrator: "there are some things that are very difficult to say... what [he] truly wants to say is-" Character B: "Your car is on fire!" Narrator: "But he can't, because the man must know, mustn't he? Perhaps it's some sort of practical joke. So he says--" Character B: "might have taken a wrong turn! Sign post blown down. Easy mistake to make. So second, on the right." Narrator: "when he wants to say is--" Character B: "Young man, your car is on fire, and you’re still sitting in it, and frankly, it’s in no condition to drive!" Character A: "Right. Got it. Terrific." Character B: "Young man?" Character A: "Yeah?" Character B: "very unusual weather for the time of year. " Character A: "Afraid I haven't noticed. " Character B: "That's probably because you're stupid car is on fire!!!"
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1point
Catherine Burgin 2 years ago
I've read my copy so many times that it's falling apart. I hope you enjoyed it just as much:)
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Hales M (Submission author) 2 years ago
Haha yeah. I maybe shouldn't have put the god quote in here though... every time I glance at this it has a different like ratio-- at one point up to +3, now back to 0 so I'm thinking, with at least 3 downvotes, this is much more controversial than I meant for it to be lol.
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You plonker
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1point
Julie Snelling (Submission author) 2 years ago
No sorry this is a very English centric program.
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"we thank you for your service"
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1point
daniel (pineapple he/him) 2 years ago
i wanna say batman simulator for some reason but i have no idea
#42
"Just one more thing."
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1point
#43
Not a show, but still one of my quotes/monologues. "Memories can be vile, repulsive little brutes. Like children, I suppose. But can we live without them? Memories are what our reason is based upon. If we can't face them, we deny reason itself! Although, why not? We aren't contractually tied to rationality. There is no sanity clause. So when you find yourself locked onto an unpleasant train of thought, heading for places in your past where the screaming is unbearable, remember: There's always madness."
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1point
CG (Submission author) 2 years ago (edited)
Hint. It's from a comic book, which was also adapted into an animated movie back in 2016.
Noname 2 years ago
Is he a smoker, a midnight toker, getting his lovin' on the run? And do some people call him 'Maurice'? Do they talk about him doing you wrong?
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Omae wa wou shindeiru. Hint: Anime.
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1point
#46
bat country, toaster, oranges
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0points
Marie Dahme 2 years ago
Makes me want to go a road trip from Barstow, California man …..but! would I remember any of it. ???
#47
Don't forget that fear is but the precursor to valor!
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#48
“tell me if you see any good cows” “of course i’ll tell you if i see any good cows” if you get this, i love you and how’d you feel after MAG 200
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mysterious(all pronouns) 2 years ago
MAG 200 was sure something. I had to take a break from season 5 because it was just so much.
barn owls ️ (Submission author) 2 years ago
oh same. i took me months to listen to the Magnus Archives because i had to take breaks after each episode. anyway! hello fellow magnus archives fan! what’s your alignment?
Load More Replies... #49
"...somebody left the cake, out in the rain! OH NO, I was gonna EAT that cake, but now I don't want any because it's all WET..."
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#52
1. Your sweet potatoes are bland 2.Jason figured it out??? Jason?!?!? 3. It needs to be about 20% cooler
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#53
BYYYEEEEEEE!
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0points
ghostFluff 2 years ago
HUNTER FROM THE OWL HOUSE HUNTER FROM THE OWL HOUSE HUNTER FROM THE OWL HOUSE
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
I am on my third time watching it, I am running out of excuses to rewatch it. (I just watched it for the first time this summer)
Load More Replies... #54
A bear! You made a bear! Undo it! Undo it!!
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0points
Nay Wilson 2 years ago
I know this one but I can’t remember where it’s from! Come on brain, think!
Catastrophisticate (Submission author) 2 years ago
Billy Idol stole his look from this guy ;)
Load More Replies... #55
Change anything, change everything.
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#56
I'll interview the cat.
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Emily Chandler (Submission author) 2 years ago
Sorry y'all this isn't the quote, my keyboard autocorrected it and I thought I cancelled the post but apparently it posted anyway. The real quote is "I'll interrogate the cat", not interview
#58
Everything comes down to poo! 🎶
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#59
"This is what happens when you're unhappy with what you've got, someone's husband eventually gets it!"
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#60
1. " They are not for eating!" 2. " We've had one, yes. But what about second breakfast?"
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0points
A Really Bored Panda 2 years ago
The hobbit or LotR? A second breakfast is typical for hobbits
#61
" I'm Korben Dallas!"
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#62
I lost my shoe.
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#63
"I ate my twin in the womb"
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#64
"May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you’re dead."
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#65
"There's a time in a man's life when he must STR!P." - Gray Hint: Anime
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#66
"Dude Lying Is Easy, You Just Gotta Say Stuff Like It's True"
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#67
"McDreamy was doing the McNasty with McHottie... that McBasterd!"
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#68
A: IS SHE DEAD? B: No! She just! needs! sleep!
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0points
Maura Osborne 2 years ago
She-ra and the princesses of power. If you like the owl house you should watch it. Also very gay.
#69
I have a few!! "planet p**s" "I´m Dr. Rockso and I do cocaine!!" "We´re here to make coffee metal. We make everything metal. Blacker than the blackest black times infinity"
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#70
Movie, not a show, but one of my favourite lines of all time: "Look out! They've got a piano!"
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#71
"don't worry about your bridy. He's in good hands." " Oh S**t im in danger right now?
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#72
“BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!”
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Taswell the fox (Submission author) 2 years ago
Yeah that was it, idk what the other two are
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Can't. Hold. On. Much. Longerrrrr!
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#74
Pretty easy (hard?) one: “Hi. I am insane.”
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P.C. (Submission author) 2 years ago (edited)
Sorry, was it supposed to be from a tv show?? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh- um, here’s one from a real show: “Into the thick of it…” that’s probably too easy
ArodTheHorrible 2 years ago
The Backyardigans... my daughter lived for that show :D
Load More Replies... #75
1st salesman: Cash for the merchandise, cash for the button hooks 3rd salesman: Cash for the cotton goods, cash for the hard goods 1st Salesman: Cash for the fancy goods, cash for the soft goods 2nd salesman: Cash for the noggins and the piggins and the frikins 3rd Salesman: Cash for the hogshead, cask and demijohn. Cash for the crackers and the pickels and the flypaper 4th Salesman: Look whatayatalk. whatayatalk, whatayatalk,
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P.C. 2 years ago
The theater group I’m in is doing this for their summer show, but the Jr. Version
Load More Replies... #76
"I can bring you in warm, or I can bring you in cold"
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#77
The ____, The ___, and The Ugly.
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Abbelius 2 years ago
This is from a Clint Eastwood movie, but I can't remember which one. I might be thinking of "A Fist Full Of Dollars" (that's probably not the right wording for the title) but idk.
Michelle K 2 years ago
"Blue_Rat" got it right, but here's the full title: "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly"
Load More Replies... #78
You suck *hint boss ____ 2nd movie
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P.C. 2 years ago
Because it sounds like something that would come out of the mouths of those characters?
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#79
"Yare yare." Best show ever, if you haven't watched it, you should.
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#80
Damnit Hardison!
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Janet Johnston (Submission author) 2 years ago
Correct actor, wrong show.
Load More Replies... #81
Wednesday, look at all of the other children, their freckles, their bright little eyes, their eager, friendly smiles. Help them.
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#82
*WheeeeEEEEEze* "Shut up!"
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#83
Choosing a show presents a very fine dilemma indeed. And in fact, the show is not the very first depiction of the series, as there was a book series and a move, although that was viewed fairly differently, in terms of accuracy to the books.
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mysterious(all pronouns) (Submission author) 2 years ago
The way I wrote this could be considered a misdirection, a word which here means "They didn't fully read the prompt."
A gay cat man (he/him&Tré/Trè) 2 years ago
a series of unfortuneate events?
Load More Replies... #84
I do sort of like it when he’s rude to me. Hopefully that’s more a psychological defect than a weird sexual thing.
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#85
"I say Vol and you say..."
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#86
GOOD F*****G MORNING GOLDIE and MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMAL
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freakingbee is going offline 2 years ago
i remember watching free guy with my family and he said that and my parents were mad cause i told them the movie was fine for my little brother to watch (cause i had watched it by myself on a plane before)
daniel (pineapple he/him) 2 years ago
why were you by yourself on a plane
Load More Replies... #87
Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase
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#88
“As my sweet mother always said, ‘Son, if one hostage is good, two are better. And three, well, that’s good business.’”
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#89
You can’t fight in here this is the war room
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#90
Ima push it, BOP
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Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
TOH is my favourite show! I also have been watching Gravity Falls lately and I am almost finished!
#91
Podcast: Often it takes us to that most dangerous place: the library. You know who said that? No? George Washington did. Minutes before librarians ate him. TV show: lisa needs braces. dental plan
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#92
It's a beautiful day to save lives xx
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#94
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.
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Martin Kaine (Submission author) 2 years ago
It was a toss-up between that and "Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?"
Load More Replies... #95
"That is my partner Sh'Dynasty. It is spelled S-H, comma-to-the-top, dynasty. " "Comma-to-the-top?" "That's God's comma"
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#96
Laugh, and the world laugh with you. Cry, and you cry alone.
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#97
Lady, people aren’t chocolates ! D’you know what they are mostly ? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don’t find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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#98
These are book quotes, by the way. 1. "We're all bloody inspired." 2. "Please, Tommy, please." 3. "You hit the lord of the titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." 4. "We believe in ordinary acts of bravery, in the courage that drives one person to stand up for another." 5. "be careful. Don't die."
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CG 2 years ago
I wanna say number 3 is from one of the Percy Jackson books? But I could be wrong.
oddly_informed_raven 2 years ago
number 3 is from Percy Jackson, can't remember the book but it's Percy talking to Rachel
#99
“Let Us In! Let Us In!”
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#100
Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast
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#101
"I will run as fast as I can to wherever my customer desires. I am the Auto Memories Doll,___"
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#102
The amount of money one owns ultimately decides the victor. It's a rule that forms the basis of a capitalist society! And I dislike situations where I know for sure if I'm going to win or lose. Because it's not really gambling. From the same show obviously... good luck!
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#103
You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have....
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Noname (Submission author) 2 years ago (edited)
When the world never seems To be living up to your dreams Then suddenly you're finding out The facts of life are all about you 😁
Load More Replies... #104
Bonus: See if you can get all 3 "And may the force ever be in your favor." -Louise B.
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CG 2 years ago
I know two thirds of it. Hunger Games, and Star Wars. Not sure about the third one.
QuackerCracker (Submission author) 2 years ago
Third one is Bob's burgers. Louise Belcher.
Load More Replies... #105
Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.
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i like broadway (he/they) (Submission author) 2 years ago
omg same but time number 3!
Load More Replies... #107
Drink cactus juice! It’ll quench ya! Its the quenchiest!
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#108
Not a show but a podcast: “ABRACA-FŪCK-YOU!” Same podcast: “You’re DATING the GRIM REAPER?!” Show: “WEH!” or “I’ve never actually broken any of your stupid laws! …in front of you!”
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#109
“Law is meaningless; stealing is legal now! I AM YOUR GOD!!!!!!!!!”
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#110
“I LOVE thinking about the crushing void of space!”
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#111
A: “Mr. Jarvis, are you alright?” B: “Jarvel-lous!”
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Jules (Submission author) 2 years ago
Good guess but no!! It's from a [the best] Marvel show
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#114
Yes, yes I (we) am (are).
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What do you think ?
blixten1982 2 years ago
I feel like I'm getting old because I thought at least one person would've said, "In West Philadelphia born and raised..."
blixten1982 2 years ago
I feel like I'm getting old because I thought at least one person would've said, "In West Philadelphia born and raised..."
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