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Omg fictional! That would be the best!

Past, I wish I could have been by myself to tell me I’d be okay :)

never work and live a short period of time. i don't wanna live forever

Rhymes because if you like need to tell 911 what’s your emergency then you would have to be like Lol idk

$10M because i can invest it and get a return of at least 3% per year, which is $300,000 and $1k per week is only $52,000 per year.

Just going by raw numbers, at $52,000/yr it would take over 192 years to amass $10M so the choice is pretty clear.

1000 weekly. 10 million could easily go away. 1000 can add up and I’d be able to live comfortably if needed.

Let's do some math: 52 weeks in a years, so $52000 in a year. Average human lifetime is about 75 years. That's about $4 million in a lifetime. I would rather the $10 million. I would donate half to charities, a fourth for savings/descendants and the rest for myself. This works well for me because for a family of 4 to live comfortably in middle class, it takes one person earning a total of about $2 million. I definitely overthought this but I found it fun to do the math

Pay out.

I would take the 10 million. 1000$ weekly isn't that much and I already dont spend a lot.

idk 1000 ig

$1000 weekly. It's just small enough to go under the radar of the people I know. I don't spend that much, so much of it can be raised. I won't be slammed with people contacting me asking for portions of my moola, and I can make spending mistakes without making too big of a stupid decision while I learn how money works. Don't think I'll ever fully grasp stocks and bonds, and investments. I still don't know how investments work and where to pinpoint the risks. So I avoid. It might work for others, but I'm too scared I'll lose it all by an error, slow decision to pull out, or that I'll be scammed. It's happened to others.

1000$ weekly. Save up

$10m, give some to family etc. My life i now short.

$10 million...

10 mil

$1000 weekly, that's a good income

The lump sum and then invest a chunk in that of that money. I put like 7 million up in a CD to collect every year. I'd also stick a million in your Roth IRA and keep putting more money into it. Then I'd also open my own business. All of that keeps building money.

Dya know how old I am? 10m right now. I don't want 30K.

$1000 weekly, I’m 15 and the rest of my life would add up to millions (I think, it’s summer break and I’ve given up on math)

lump sum - have a lot of fun and enjoy life to the max, because who knows how long you're going to live?

$10 million. I won't live forever and I could easily live the rest of my (and hubby's) life off of it.

$10 million because I'm not bad at saving.

weekly. I am bad with money.

I’d love to fly, be my dream self.

15 in one day

Rats. They could cook for me and it’s harder to kill a person than a rat

TikTok. Influences are cringe af

1. Language, 2, no hearing (finally can get some peace), and 3. Kitties

Depends on your definition of "lots of money" I would happily work long hours for 5 years and then be rich and not have to work the rest of my life.

are we talking about sunburn? bc i dont really burn that way so im gonna choose drown

Mythical animal as a pet, definitely. A mini cerberus would be adorable

I’m a drummer, so the eyesight would be something I couldn’t lose from one of my favorite hobbies.

Swing on a star. How I imagine it is literally a swingset attached to a star in the sky in space. (I’d swing in space, feel zero gravity, and it would be so much fun. Also pretty)

Is stopping time permanent?

-40 c. So many blankets and sweaters.

tough question.

Werewolf. I like being able to go out in the sunshine, and blood tastes bad.

easy, listen to the problems of everyone i meet

I'd rather meet people in person I can live without the internet got along perfectly fine without it before.

Always be there

Sprint everywhere. It would keep me in shape at least

I wouldn't want someone reading my mind (Mainly due to the dirty thoughts that linger there), so I would want to teleport.

One house for the rest of my life

I think seeing attractive faces on babies and animals would creep me out. I pick a bucket of saliva as long as it’s my own.

We got bed bugs once and that is an experience I never want to have again. You literally cannot kill them with any kind of spray or bug bomb. They multiply like crazy and burrow into wood, clothing, books, furniture, everything. To get rid of them you have to call an exterminator, then remove any pictures, artwork, aerosol cans, bath products, musical instruments, all kinds of stuff. Then the exterminator comes in and blast your entire house with some ungodly amount of heat for like 4 hours. Then you have dead bed bugs to deal with. The exterminator alone cost us $4,000. Granted, I didn't shop around because... bed bugs.

My mom is currently going through this. Her stepmom (but they’re still as close as mother-daughter) is getting old and becoming mentally impaired. It’s a big hassle, and her and her sisters are trying to figure out what to do with her. I’d pick to raise 2 kids, especially because I don’t want to think about my parents like that.

Closet. Cars are filthy and my dog prefers the closet anyways /s

money. Money can buy love. I am old. I have had poverty and wealth. I have had loveless marriage and nuclear grade love. I promise you money can buy anything including happiness. Hear me out. What is the biggest cause of marital breakups? Answer: infidelity and/or money problems. Infidelity is usually caused by low self-esteem in the male when he isn't earning enough, so he feels useless and tries to recoup it by cheating. Hence: money is the problem. Thus, to have a happy marriage, money must be stable. So infinite money means an infinitely happy marriage. Now. If you mean infinite love in the spiritual sense: suppose the world as Buddha says is full of suffering. Most of that suffering is due to poverty. Almost all suffering in fact. Even unexpected deaths etc. can be prevented with money. SO. If you have infinite money, you can eradicate poverty world-over and make everyone happy. THEREFORE, again, infinite money.

marry for love and be happy! It's priceless

I actually never thought you could make a profit out of that. Wow. TIL.

1. I always used to want twins, but I think one by one, so I would only have one screaming baby to deal with on a daily basis. (They’d be a few years apart). 2. Live in my own home, probably. It’s where I would feel safest and least homesick. 3. Travel (but by travel, I mean take vacations to Disney World, cruises, hiking in Colorado. Basically, I wanna stay in the US because traveling to other countries scares me. I get homesick really easily, it’s nothing against other countries).

I'm gonna compare this to something that my dad used to do when I was a kid. I was a bit rambunctious as a child and often found myself getting in trouble. Sometimes my dad would give me a choice- a spanking or getting sent to my room. I HATED getting sent to my room so I would choose a spanking. He'd administer punishment and I would go back out and play. LOL So, I would choose the 15 consecutive minutes every day so I could go ahead and get it over with. ;)

well this is unfair to a certain headless roach here

World tour and loved one. I like to explore the world and I love my family dearly.

I’m an introvert. I think I’ll be okay being alone for the rest of my life, if the only other option is to have a person around that I don’t actually care about.

I can already talk to animals… but in this case will they talk back? Actually, my answer is to be invisible and always hungry. Being hungry is slightly less bothersome to me than being thirsty.

Cats. Frogs would be loud, no matter how much I love them!

I am a computer virus. But to answer the actual question, human virus.

Introverts because then I wouldn't have to socialize with them