My name is Dave but I'm probably better known as "Sandwichbagdad" because of my hobby of drawing dad jokes and puns on my kids' school lunch bags.

I absolutely love Halloween. I love trick or treating. I love free candy. I love decorating our house. But most of all, I love being able to use it as an excuse to come up with terrible Halloween-related dad joke sandwich bags!

Over the years, my kids have had to endure a whole collection of Halloween-themed lunch bags. Here's a snippet of some of the faves.

But be warned. These puns are not for the faint of heart and you will need your wits about you to survive this many dad jokes and bad puns...

Check out my previous post here! If you are interested, you can follow my sandwich bag chronicles on Instagram, Facebook, or here on Bored Panda!

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#1

2020. Say No More

2020. Say No More

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Why?
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1 year ago

Truth!

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#2

Just Boo-Tiful

Just Boo-Tiful

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Obi Wan Kenobi
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1 year ago (edited)

When boo-berty hits you and you don't wanna talk with your parents...

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#3

Scary!

Scary!

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Night Owl
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1 year ago

The horror! How dare he?!

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#4

Read In Peace

Read In Peace

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Obi Wan Kenobi
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1 year ago

"Chicken Soup for the Soul" 😂😂😂

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#5

De'boo

De'boo

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Why?
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1 year ago

I thought you gave up the ghost!

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#6

Trick Or Treatment

Trick Or Treatment

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Call Me Mars
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1 year ago

Um... treatment please??

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#7

Now This Is Scary

Now This Is Scary

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ZACHARY HARROD
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1 year ago

scariest story i have ever heard

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#8

The Gourdfather

The Gourdfather

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Logan Cheng
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1 year ago

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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#9

This One Bites

This One Bites

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autism genius
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1 year ago

fun fact trick or treat originated from people saying give me treats or i will play a trick on you

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#10

Don't Eat Your Greens On Halloween

Don't Eat Your Greens On Halloween

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ZACHARY HARROD
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1 year ago

comedy gold

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#11

This Is Why I Work From Home Now

This Is Why I Work From Home Now

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Obi Wan Kenobi
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1 year ago

I don't get this

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#12

Nothing More Scary Than Algebra

Nothing More Scary Than Algebra

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ZACHARY HARROD
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1 year ago

im in 7th grade and you are scaring me to death right now

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#13

Well, If I Have To Watch You, You Have To See The Lunch Bag

Well, If I Have To Watch You, You Have To See The Lunch Bag

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Why?
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1 year ago

The dreaded liverwurst sandwich!

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#14

Trick Or Tweet

Trick Or Tweet

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Emilingo
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1 year ago

I know which one a certain US president would choose.

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#15

Tick Or Treat

Tick Or Treat

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Guy on the internet
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1 year ago

Treat.

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Joseph Rychetsky
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1 year ago

*snort*

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#17

Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween

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Riri
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1 year ago

Aww

#18

A Dadjoke A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

A Dadjoke A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

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Darlene Semar
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1 year ago

🤣

#19

Beware Of Social Media

Beware Of Social Media

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scorpesh
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1 year ago

Boo ̄へ ̄

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