Does the Loch Ness Monster really exist? What happened to the crew of Mary Celeste? And what are guys up to when they're taking long showers? While we might never find out the answers to the first two mysteries, the latter has just been revealed. Together with a bunch of other men secrets most girls probably have no clue about. Recently, someone on reddit asked "What Are Some 'Guy Secrets' Girls Don't Know About?" and it got funnier and funnier with every answer. Amassing over 80K upvotes in just a few days, this post has become sort of like a diary of the 21st century man, and you couldn't make this stuff up. Scroll down to check out the entries and upvote your faves!

#1

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SchmittyWinkleson Report

Nash Nopper
Community Member
1 year ago

hahahahaha :)

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#2

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Frazzman Report

Luis Milian
Community Member
1 year ago

"We are task orientated" absolutely true! we respond better with, "can you get me a blanket?" our brain process that faster than "I'm cold" statement.

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#3

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pm_me_ur_rice_noodle Report

Linouchka 99
Community Member
1 year ago

Why don't you tell her ? She might laugh too !

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#4

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realbadaccountant Report

Benjamin Boysley
Community Member
1 year ago

OMG Yes, please give us a signal!

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#5

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fire_biscuit Report

Nash Nopper
Community Member
1 year ago

awwww

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#6

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sinegate Report

varwenea
Community Member
1 year ago

I suspect a reasonable percentage of women would not know this. Good advice.

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#7

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Iwaspromisedjetpacks Report

Kaisu Rei
Community Member
1 year ago

This is definitely something everyone needs to remember, that guys can be mentally ill and have body issues and insecurities the same way everyone does and it's important to accept that and give them the space they need to express that

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#8

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UVLsystem Report

Kaisu Rei
Community Member
1 year ago

I think everyone does this, I'm a girl and I zone out sometimes thinking about something random and then I realize I've been staring at someone all that time

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#9

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Linouchka 99
Community Member
1 year ago

But but... What is your mind doing when it is "not thinking" ???!!

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#10

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K2000kidd Report

Daria B
Community Member
1 year ago

Uhmm... Is this a gender thing? Because.... I'd think the same...?

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#11

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TheMe63 Report

Chyppa Homer
Community Member
1 year ago

Well, the secret is out... mosw-5c540...7af914.gif mosw-5c540e57af914.gif

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#12

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DepressedBard Report

PyroarRanger
Community Member
1 year ago

Accurate.

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#13

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toothless-nonsense Report

Kaisu Rei
Community Member
1 year ago

This is kinda sad because it makes me feel like OP isn't getting enough hugs and everyone who wants hugs should be hugged often

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#14

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JohnnyMopper Report

Aman Kharb
Community Member
1 year ago

A moment of silence please

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#15

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LordSwitchblade Report

Oathbraker
Community Member
1 year ago

Lucky you. I had my hairdresser tell me I looked like a junkie because I had let my hair grow out. Needless to say I didn't visit her again.

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#16

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-eDgAR- Report

Prestigous Cactus
Community Member
1 year ago

This is no secret, those who do this are heroes and are celebrated.

Billy Gustafsson
Community Member
1 year ago

Thank you! 🙃😄

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Lise Personne
Community Member
1 year ago

Yeah, I mean, I don't have a dick, but if I did I would totally do that.

Sakeena Abdullah
Community Member
1 year ago

😆😆😆

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Aaron Kara
Community Member
1 year ago

This is a revered and ancient art, used by monks - to clear the stain is to clear the mind

Lady Perkele
Community Member
1 year ago

Now you are making me look for this on the internet because reading I cannot see if it's sarcasm or not 😂

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Yep, it's a game we all play. Also, trying to finish peeing before the toilet finishes flushing.

Chris Jones
Community Member
1 year ago

You do know that as the flushing is happening that it throws up into the air germs and micro particles of fecal matter? You are literally breathing in shit. That's why the loo has a lid.

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MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
1 year ago

i'm woman and totally do that :D

Ozacoter
Community Member
1 year ago

Maybe try picking a brush and actually cleaning the toilet?

Olivia Matovich
Community Member
1 year ago

All the guy's out there...THIS IS NO SECRET!!!!

Bettina Jansen
Community Member
1 year ago

unless you're in a public loo, those shouldn't be there in the first place...

Jonny Chevalier
Community Member
1 year ago

great idea. then again the bowl brush works as well... some times better...lol

Bunzilla
Community Member
1 year ago

So long as you guys keep the stream inside the bowl, I will celebrate you all the more.

Jus
Community Member
1 year ago

Can't you just pee in a clean way and brush the toilet like every normal person? What's wrong with men that they contaminate the toilet area so much? I love clean toilets so I totally don't get it.

Dirk Van Troyen
Community Member
1 year ago

Women's public toilets are not cleaner/tidier.

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Sean Stallcop
Community Member
7 months ago

Exactly

Sean Stallcop
Community Member
7 months ago

Eaxactly

Dawn Soehren
Community Member
1 year ago

Just make sure it all goes in the bowl guys....ugh.

Margareth Su
Community Member
1 year ago

I DON'T NECESSARY WANT TO KNOW THIS TY LMAO

Josie Jones
Community Member
1 year ago

Wtf!? Why is there shit in your toilet, just flush?!

Rebecca Rogers
Community Member
10 months ago

I learned this fact when a guy explained the meaning behind the song "Poop Ship Destroyer" by Ween to me

Gerald Clare
Community Member
1 year ago

Yup

Dre Mosley
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Guilty, LOL. Weakest.pressure.washer.ever.

Kathy Eagle
Community Member
1 year ago

So that’s why you sprinkle when you tinkle

AG_ from _83
Community Member
1 year ago

Confirmed

Calum Sanderson
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

absolute truthpaste

Giacomo Medici
Community Member
1 year ago

..and get annoyed when you run out of fuel before stain is removed!!

Artahmiss
Community Member
1 year ago

I wish I could do that.

rhyan lumilay
Community Member
1 year ago

there are those that after flushing their dumps, didn't have a time to second look whether there are poop stain remains in the bowl, we guys just love to aim with our pee ^_^.

Christine M Quigley
Community Member
1 year ago

I can see that ..

Iree Ni Dhrisceoil
Community Member
1 year ago

😂 I knew it!

Copir
Community Member
1 year ago

Lol why has this been kept secret!?

cybermerlin2000
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm on Bumetanide. We have the cleanest toilet in the area

Sophie Warner
Community Member
1 year ago

OK, but how does it get on the radiator, which is at a right angle to the toilet? Or do I just know some talented dudes!?

Roh Nan
Community Member
1 year ago

Once my ex GF saw me doing this and get mad AF....

HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
Community Member
1 year ago

Yes, always been a thing, always will be.

LoneWolfie
Community Member
1 year ago

Omg you are heroes.

Susan Gardner
Community Member
1 year ago

TMI lol

Justin Sellers
Community Member
1 year ago

Sometimes?

les
Community Member
1 year ago

*always, not sometimes but always sounds wierd

Oscar
Community Member
1 year ago

I thought I was the only one who did this!

Josurf
Community Member
1 year ago

Guilty.... doesn't work most of the time though.

Dustin Bettencourt
Community Member
1 year ago

Sometimes I make it a game

Carmen Elena
Community Member
1 year ago

hahahaha I knew it!

LukeR
Community Member
1 year ago

Yup, this happens.

Val
Community Member
1 year ago

That's actually practical

Shanntelle Crowns
Community Member
1 year ago

ingenious :D now i know

Irma Goncalves
Community Member
1 year ago

TMI DUDE

Mya Lugar
Community Member
1 year ago

I threw up in my computer!

Elaine Dodge
Community Member
1 year ago

Don't. Your aim's not that good.

Malachi Phillips
Community Member
1 year ago

I DO THIS

Jeannie Carle
Community Member
1 year ago

LOL

Notsoboredpanda
Community Member
1 year ago

Ah... Ew. Lol

Peter Vens
Community Member
1 year ago

true that

Conor Hartley
Community Member
1 year ago

Damn straight

Brigitte
Community Member
1 year ago

That's disgusting. That's what toilet brushes are for.

Imma Letchoofinish
Community Member
1 year ago

Not all heroes wear capes. Some use their junk for good.

A Dyke From The Dreamworld
Community Member
1 year ago

The heroes we need but don't deserve. Thank you for your silent, thankless work.

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

Women do this by strategically dropping wads of tp in and flushing again. I wouldn't want a penis, but it really is an efficient design compared to ours.

Kerry Schulstad
Community Member
1 year ago

I gave a blank stare to hubby and he say ‘didn’t you know I do that, the poop stains miraculously disappear after I’ve peed’ 😂

Max L.
Community Member
1 year ago

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Sometimes we do the helicopter coming out of the shower. Better don't ask about the propeller.

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#17

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BlueLantern84 Report

Kaisu Rei
Community Member
1 year ago

Taking interest in your partner's life and interests is like a basic thing about relationships and it goes both ways

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#18

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ImprovObsession Report

Darryl Kerrigan
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1 year ago

This is why we need feminism.

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#19

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Johnchuk Report

Brandon Collinsworth
Community Member
1 year ago

I laughed at this for way too long, because I can't think of a single time I tied something down and didn't say that.

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#20

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Thadota7717 Report

Carlota Ocón
Community Member
1 year ago

"Maybe just americans" ¿?

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#21

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aestusveritas Report

Kaisu Rei
Community Member
1 year ago

Again, this is not a men thing, but a people thing

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#22

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banjohusky95 Report

Oathbraker
Community Member
1 year ago

And it also smells nice. I think shampoo smells better than most of the expensive perfumes.

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#23

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andytheg Report

Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Throw things to us. Like the TV remote or the car keys. Or a cup of coffee. It does, however, depend on our level of trust in the tosser's tossing skill.

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#24

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Goobernut96 Report

Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

True. But sometimes we're doing the other thing.

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#25

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Shermanator92 Report

Chyppa Homer
Community Member
1 year ago

Or you might have to bump up signal strength

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#26

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-eDgAR- Report

Kriel Kipjes
Community Member
1 year ago

Cool shoes!

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#27

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dy_lan10 Report

Anne
Community Member
1 year ago

Meh, same for women

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#28

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Luis Milian
Community Member
1 year ago

true! even for those of us who are short. We will jump just to fulfill our primal instinct

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#29

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Yeah. Sometimes they just happen. At very unfortunate times. As a teenager it would almost invariably happen while in church. And no, it had nothing to do with what was happening during the sermon!

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#30

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Kaisu Rei
Community Member
1 year ago

Yep, this is true for everyone!

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#31

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SuperAids00 Report

SykesDaMan
Community Member
1 year ago

Die hard style? I used to do it all the time! :)

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