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Jimmy Fallon Asked People Why Are They Single, And The Answers Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry
It's not you, it's me. A classic break-up cliche, but what if the same logic applied even before you were in a relationship. Dating is hard, and when asking why you are single it can be cathartic to think, perhaps the problem is not me it's them. But if we are being honest with ourselves maybe we do know why we haven't found "the one." Well, Jimmy Fallon of the Tonight Show has given his viewers a chance to air their dating failures on Twitter. The hashtag is called #WhyImSingle and it has caught on like wildfire. Whether you have too many pet peeves, keep meeting jerks, or haven't met someone that matches your special brand of weird, somebody out there can relate. Check out this short list of "Why I'm Single" tweets featured on the Tonight Show and don't forget to upvote your favs!
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The very first time my bf came over to my house he sat on the edge of the bed and my car walked up to him and screamed at him. I proceeded to tell him he needed to scoot over because he was in the cat's spot. He moved, Simba jumped up and yelled at him again then laid down... that is what made him fall in love with Simba and we have now been together almost 11 years....so maybe this guy just wasn't meant for her or her cat!!
My that's one clever, protective & very proprietary cat! Haa-ha! Luckily you & Simba's relationship charmed him too. Cheers to 11 yrs!
Load More Replies... I have a friend who lives with 2 cats so every time I visit him I feel quilty because I sit or sleep on the favourite places of the cats. For example he has 2 chairs in his kitchen. When he is in a kitchen one of the cats is always sitting on the other chair. So if he has a visitor there is not a chair for the cats. And the cats do not like that. :)
To be fair, I'm one of those cat mom's where if my cat is sitting in the spot I was, I'll move to a different one as opposed to moving her.
The right guy would have said, "Oh, I'm sorry. Where would you like me to sit?" Seriously. Why not?
Um... I have an armchair dedicated solely to cats and noone is allowed to sit there, not even me. Also because it's their scratching post and its dangerous to be in it.
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Try reading for comprehension next time, buddy.
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Ahhh yes, the starfish. My girlfriends presumed sleeping position, the only difference is her arm frequently tries to suffocating me and her foot is wedged firmly in my giblets...
This could have turned into a "conversation starter" had he laughed and explained himself. She may have found it (and him) appealing!
Hahaha I thought that was a normal thing to do. Before I went on my first date with my now lovely boyfriend, I looked him up and someone with the same name (name is very unique by the way) had a sex offender record in Florida (we live in Connecticut). Me on the first date, “have you ever lived in Florida?”. He laughed and said, “you looked me up didn’t you? By the way i know what you’re talking about, and if you looked closely, that other guy is much younger and he has a different middle name. So no, it’s not me.” Boy was I embarrassed! But we’re still together years later :).
I don't see anything so weird in these posts. Actually, these are the types of behaviors that will get a laugh when you remember. Everybody has something just a little quirky about them.
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I was bullied by my dad, who was verbally abusive, while gowing up and decided as a young adult that I'd rather live alone than be in an abusive relationship. Then around age 28 I developed schizophrenia with auditory hallucinations (hearing voices) depression and insomnia to name only those symptoms, and they took me off the market for the next two or three decades. So here I am at 59 still single.
For me, it's because I'm waiting for the right person and guys I have dated don't want to wait, so they leave.
I don't see anything so weird in these posts. Actually, these are the types of behaviors that will get a laugh when you remember. Everybody has something just a little quirky about them.
Thanks. That certainly helps! I look forward to reading your lovely blog. Cheers! https://www.united-airlinesreservations.com
I was bullied by my dad, who was verbally abusive, while gowing up and decided as a young adult that I'd rather live alone than be in an abusive relationship. Then around age 28 I developed schizophrenia with auditory hallucinations (hearing voices) depression and insomnia to name only those symptoms, and they took me off the market for the next two or three decades. So here I am at 59 still single.
For me, it's because I'm waiting for the right person and guys I have dated don't want to wait, so they leave.
