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24-year-old Alvin Juano from Jakarta, Indonesia is the brilliant mind behind The Square Comics; short, darkly funny comics that take you through a range of emotions in just 3 or 4 frames.

With over 430k followers, his easy-to-digest webcomics have become a hit on Instagram, the perfect medium for regular doses of bite-sized comedy. The comics often begin full of cheer and optimism but struck you with a dark plot twist that has become Alvin's trademark. Scroll down below to check the deliciously dark comics out for yourself, as well as a little background from Alvin himself.

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Luisa Vasconcelos
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6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And help deal with people. Kids or adults.

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"I started The Square Comics in 2014," Alvin told Bored Panda. "I was doing so badly at school that I was almost kicked out of the course. It was one of the lowest periods of my life and I needed something to get out of the funk. Creating funny drawings was it."

Some of my inspirations are: Ricky Gervais, I enjoy how honest and unfiltered his sense of humor is and how sarcastic the opinions. When growing up, my favorite cartoon was Doraemon & Crayon Shin-Chan, and Cyanide & Happiness, Safely Endangered and War and Peas are the best funny comic strips!

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    Rebecca A'Court
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta say, as a human mum, I'm kind of glad our babies don't peck their way out.

    Josurf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno.... if women laid eggs their life would be so much easier... 😉

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    Aadil Shaik
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then they start crying as if they have done so much baby logic

    Smerv
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: the menstrual pain is same spasms than in labour!

    diane a
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that - the amount of time I had to take off school was ridiculous - 2 days a month as I could barely move

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    Hans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This implies that babys do not find a birth exhausting and even have "demands". In fact, baby and mother work in tandem!

    The Cappy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're actually wrong about that last bit. At least with humans there is a biological competition between the baby trying to stay as long as possible and the woman trying to give birth as soon as possible. It's well documented, but you'd need to read topics in evolutionary theory to see it.

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    Judy Jewell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pushing was bad enough but much better than pecking or fighting.

    NCC-1701
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, they put us into this miserable existence, they can do the pushing for us.

    Renard Bansale
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nine months after "pushing it real good"...

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    Cat Mac
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was self defense, Officer.

    Doober
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol crazy a*s alarm clock

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PMSL - love this. Only thing now as I use my phone alarm I cant throw it away or hit it.

    Momogi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God damn, that escalated quickly

    OI Loi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... the alarm clock isn't wrong

    Noez 🇸🇪
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fkn knew that bastard had a plan...

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    Coming up with new material is a unique process for any comedian or artist, and Alvin has preferred method. "Usually before I sleep, I’d try to think of things that could be funny and write it on a notebook/phone," he explained.

    "The next day, I’ll pick out the ones that I find interesting and work on it. I’ll then show a sketch of the strip to my friends & see what they think. If they don’t find it funny, I’ll work on it further or scrap it. But, if I think it’s funny and they don’t, I’ll ignore them and post it. I try to have this process, but sometimes good ideas come at random times."

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    HANS
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is Prozac the equivalent of kryptonite to Unfazed Man?

    Auburn Mc
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plight of an introverted leader who needs to be extroverted because he cares more about his team than himself...

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    Daria Z
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha so true! Sad but true...

    Joyce Marinara
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fancy a funny or two regarding depression, esp I've lived with it my whole life!

    NanZ
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good explanation of depression. You don't feel anything.

    Corbin Terry
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hey, thats my super power too... hehehehe...........

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    Calypso poet
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that mean dogs are just trying to lick the ugly off our faces? I feel so betrayed.

    Joybug
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But following that logic, the dog is trying to help you

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    Mamia
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yeah his funny snout is rubbish and his tongue is waay too short. Poor human."

    Aadil Shaik
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when your dog is thinking you have an ugly face plastic surgery is the way to go

    Marina MN
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he's compensating that

    Momogi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You tell him, you cute little doggo!

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    "For the process, I usually sketch out a couple of things on paper, take a photo of it and then draw the digital version of it on photoshop. I use pens and papers to sketch. To digitize it, I use Wacom Intuos Comic. It’s really small so it’s easy to carry around and it’s also cheaper than the other models. And a MacBook."


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    Enuya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I know why I have three younger siblings. My parents were just determined..

    Hello please don't judge
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 6 soon to be 7 and I'm the oldest so s**t?

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    diane a
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just made me realise something that has never crossed my mind in my 55 years. If my brother had been born first I would not exist. My parents really wanted a boy. I was born after 9 miscarriages - 7 years later and after more problems my brother was born and they were happy. If the firstborn had been a boy - I think they would have stopped at that, considering all the risks. Really weird just realising that for the first time.

    rai mei
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's 😞. But then I am the eldest and my younger sister is the better version.

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    Madzdad the bard
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just say that if we had our second child first, there would not have been a second child!

    diane a
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just what I (the first child) just realised. Am almost glad I never thought of it at a point when I could have asked my parents.

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    Brandy Turner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an only child, so my mom used to say they got it right the first time.

    Noez 🇸🇪
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I am number 3 of 3 I can testify that this is correct 😁

    Cat Mac
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It will strenghen our marriage." Good luck with that.

    Nia Loves Art
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babies strengthen a strong marriage and weaken a weak one.

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    Jilltdcatlady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is even darker knowing people will keep going until they get one of each.

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends' firstborn was a son. Their second child was a boy. Their third kid was a boy. Then the fourth one was a boy, too. With the birth of the fifth boy, they gave up.

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    Vicky Zar
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After reading your depressing statements I have to say: my son is a very good 3 year old. He sleeps good, he behaves good etc pp Nevertheless I am pregnant right now and we want to have another one in a view years.

    debrina blackmoon
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we just wanted two anyway-both are girls

    Cheethra
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey that's our-my husband and I-plan too! We can only guarantee that our children potentially will have a good life if there are only two.My first is a boy and if the second is a boy again that doesn't matter. Adults sometimes (or often?) have to decrease their ego and be responsible.

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    Nevaeh Sylvester
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *SPITS OUT DRINK* HAHAHAHAHABAHhahHAhahHHHAhahHAhaba

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    "As for my humor, I think it’s definitely on the darker side. I hear it can be sometimes depressing. Definitely not something my mom would approve!

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    Cat Mac
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jimmy needs some new friends.

    Shannon Gill
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor poop must feel so ashamed to be called Jimmy

    Aadil Shaik
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean all i smell is smoke jimmy just got roasted

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    jiamu dai
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    NCC-1701
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jimmy needs to take the hint and shower.

    Adele Xie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oof who is this person and why do you hate them so

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    Jilltdcatlady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " There's someone for everyone, your someone may be 5 cats in a trench coat" . I have 4 cats and 1 dog. I'm looking to trade the dog....

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    diane a
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont hate people - just hate too many all at once.

    Free Scotland
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d hate people too if they threw trash all over me.

    Blu_Ni
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, he must be so angry that his he spins at a speed that generates a magnetic field that protects people from radiation.

    Frank
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this for like 3times

    wisdom evee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its true since we are slowly killing the earth

    Debra Chaffins
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may or may not be me. No one knows for sure.

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    🔥Random_Gurl🔥
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus is the lamb of God and Mary gave birth to Jesus, so technically..... Mary had a little ....lamb...

    Kris Snyder
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so that's what happen i knew god wasn't the fatherly type

    Renard Bansale
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, Son, weren't you paying attention when I created the universe through you, the Word? :b

    Judy Jewell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even God could handle a kid in the "why" stage!!

    Esther
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG THAT IS WRONG BUT SO FUNNY

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    diane a
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahaa - now I know how to open that jammed zip.

    Kris Snyder
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thank you for this i now everything i need to know

    danielw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually, a flat head screwdriver would probably be better at both tasks. it can also be used as a shiv if the pesky security guard comes around the corner and calls the cops. (I'm the guard, by the way. yes. I'm more afraid of screwdrivers than I am guns.)

    Joybug
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So am I. Not the guard part, but I've been stabbed in the arm by a screwdriver (siblings) and that is bad.

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    NCC-1701
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have lock pick that I carry with me. Not a criminal, just a kid who's read way too much horror.

    Lana Reid
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *takes notes 📝* interesting

    Zeynep Ozdogru
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that read that MOTAVATION LOL?

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    Enuya
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you pee into the ocean, are you... like... feeding it?

    Hans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically all of us have been drinking water that has been part of urine before. And also quite likely the water that was dssolved in a turf...

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    Cat Mac
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't disrespect your Mother!

    GABRIEL HICKNER
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to take better care of the "mother of all life"

    Moe Less
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she said, "Well, I'll be damned!"

    Smerv
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When pissing straight to the ocean (without filtering) we are doing harm to the nature and thus ourselves too

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    Cat Mac
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she still has 2 more wishes.

    Moe Less
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch. Reminds me of that monster Susan Smith. Killed her two sons to be with the rich guy. He didn't want her either way.

    Whit
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you change for somebody.

    Lana Reid
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouchie the poor girl / mermaid

    Corbin Terry
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the little mermaid starred 5-year-olds

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    FortnitePlayerGirl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roasted like a burnt, bad tasting marshmallow that a kid dropped in a fire!

    Frozengeckolover
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know the marshmallows was bad tasting. Did you eat it? Did you eat the marshmallow that got dropped in the fire? ;P

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    Hard 2 Guess
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gently apply some ice on that BURNNNNN!!!!

    Doob
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO NO NO You don't apply ice to burns!!! I have taken a medical class, and have medical parents!!! (in case you were wondering how I know) (I know I am being literal)

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    Renard Bansale
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To ant: Why, why would you do that?

    Janice Seagraves
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taken down by an ant. Sitting and rocking for the rest of his life.

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    Enuya
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In every place, there is always *this* one person...

    fruit_panda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US, we have an entire political party of them! (*Cough* Republicans telling gov't workers to just take out loans during the shutdown *Cough*)

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    Kenny Kulbiski
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, they're always the ones trying to con you into that " money doesn't buy happiness " c**p. Maybe not but I'd rather be sad and rich than sad and broke.

    Meowton Mewsk
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money can buy happiness in the sense that never having to worry about bills or tuition or getting sick would make anyone happy. Money buys more time with family and friends, more experiences and more opportunities. Even breakups sting less if everything else is going good. I’d rather have rich people problems than poor people problems.

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    Calypso poet
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ivanka said something similar recently.

    Florence Hastings
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, sounds like every politician ever.

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    Cora Woodcook
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually really true. I can't even count the times I've only stayed because of something simple like that

    danielw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whatever gets them off that roof. I had a guard once take a bit of a gamble and suggest to the guy, that he didn't want to jump off *our* roof- it was too short, and probably wouldn't actually kill him. (which was true, actually.) So he offered to let him up on the building next door (which was taller.) completely failed to mention that the cops and ambulance were waiting to be let into the building to come talk him down.

    TheNerdyOne
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me! And whatever happened to the original teen titans?!

    Hannah Edwards
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it has, they cancelled Firefly :( *jumps*

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    Enuya
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if there are intelligent forms of life on another planets? And they just do not want to contact us because we are for them something like lice are for us?

    Flash Henry
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably passed by ages ago, took one look at and were like NOOOOOOOOPE next planet please!!!

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    RacconLifeGirlie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually makes me feel sad, I am Earth in this comic. One time I invited ONE person to my "friend" birthday party, ya know not with family, they said they were my best friend and never showed up. The next Monday at school they were telling how awesome it was at another friends house, an said I was a weird freak that invited them over. This kind of stuff isn't something to joke about.

    Hyorin Kim
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I'm not American and always thought this was only a "movie" thing

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    Marcus Sampson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard that Luna orbited Terry for a few eons, and then she caught humans too.

    wisdom evee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg are us humans just cancer to the earth?!

    Johanna-Nicollette Kidd
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans, the equivalent of lice? as a human, I resemble that...lol

    divergent
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW THE PLANET TALKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    camena
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    earth is actually a goddess

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    Enuya
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen to your heart! Just remember about protectors. And a helmet. And a bulletproof vest. And...

    Luisa Vasconcelos
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a lot of ice cream, tissues and a shoulder to cry friend.

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    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had someone use to tell me that if your head and your heart don't agree then something isn't right. Your heart wants what it wants, but it also doesn't think. You need to use both to make the right decision.

    Ohio Hands
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Following your heart AKA emotions , is the worst advice ever given in all of human history. Follow your brain, listen to your gut. Heart isn't your friend.

    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'CAUSE I'VE GOT FAITH - of the heaaaa-ah-art! Im going where my heart will take me. I've got faith - to belieeeee-he-eve -I can do - AAAAANYTHING! ♬♪

    Sadie Shapiro
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen to your heart... when it's calling for you... listen to your heart... there's nothing else you can do...

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    Enuya
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's harder to lose noodle-belly than baby-belly though. On the other side, you do not need to care about noodles through next eighteen years...

    Jelena Obradović
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country you need to care about your kid forever...

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    POTATO WOMAN
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know one thing humans will never be like ramen

    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it is not only perfect, but also adorable, cute, nice, all you could wish for. Sorry, I am hopelessly romantic when it comes to babys, puppies, kittens etc.

    Josurf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you're tired of them you can always put them in the fridge.... or just throw them away. The noodles I mean...

    Ohio Hands
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babies are more fun to make though

    The Cappy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cup of noodles takes 3 minutes to heat, takes a LOT longer to make (but we ignore that invisible preparation because of the magic of consumerism), and the resultant noodles are perfect for about 3 minutes. Then they go bad.

    Yolie V.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear it takes 18 years for the baby to become perfect.

    Janice Seagraves
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the baby is perfect, but also loud.

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    HANS
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and he's probably watching reruns.

    Christian Claydon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine intense music playing in the last panel and u will lol

    Spriy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is the popcorn buttery?...Now i want popcorn

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    Johanna-Nicollette Kidd
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are we always trying to please others, we should concentrate on our own happiness instead of keeping others happy first

    Lana Reid
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what my grandparents and my parents say to me when have lots to drink then they tell me to be myself and that's when i continue to drink more 😅🍺

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    Hyorin Kim
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew they were trying to say something :')

    OI Loi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if bugs actually did that

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spray - who's the loser now??

    Slune
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I hear a mosquito they sound like malicious joy

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another good reason to stay away from the gym.

    Nakedhampster
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who makes fun of you for trying to workout and improve your life is afraid of you doing better than them.

    Johanna-Nicollette Kidd
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All those egos&smelly armpits, stay away from them

    divergent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I DON'T FEEL BETTER I FEEL WORSE

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just take a nice walk. You'll feel better & no one judges.

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    HANS
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the thought that counts.

    Moe Less
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Place to die at. From the Department of Redundancy Department.

    Josurf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As opposed to : die at work, on the highway or in a hospital...

    Lilly Hickner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though lil Timmy is right,it is a nice and beautiful place to die

    ThatJeremyKid
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *What a nice place AT WHICH to die.

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    Samanta Ko
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually made me sad :DD :(

    Vanessa Gorga
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's unbelievable how a well-written story can make you relate SO MUCH to a little worm with a tiny little grateful smile.

    Doober
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "you small f***" bahhaaha

    divergent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is the saddest thing ever

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    Cat Mac
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like s**t, smells like s**t, tastes like s**t. Why, it must be s**t.

    Sugar Cargill
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, at least cats don’t do that.

    Josurf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k.... I'm having breakfast here guys !

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit gross note here. I read somewhere that only the smell of other people's farts are repulsive to someone. For some reason your own dont bother you as much.

    Desiré Yen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha, my pups eat other dogs faeces 😂

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldnt deal with a dog that did that. My dogs were all lovey, face-licking, kissy, affectionate things. If I had ONCE seen them doing that I would have been horrified. A man with morning breath after garlic is bad enough - a dog with morning breath -- EWWWWWWW

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    Shadow4523
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i laughed too hard on this one 😂😂😂

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    Dani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I really love this one!

    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is my master piece." -"I think we shall call it 'this land" - "I think we shall call it your GRAVE! HAHAHA. Mine is an evil laugh!" -"Curse your ineveitable betrayal!" .... Oh. sorry. you were saying something?

    Adam Cantor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Trump is done in the oval office the same comment will be said about him!

    GABRIEL HICKNER
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    low key that's all people know that t-rex for

    Klaudiia Sherbatzky
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you happy and you know it clap your hands!!!!! OH....

    T Rex King
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😠 not cool roasting me like that

    Corbin Terry
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    Meowton Mewsk
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, the author isn’t giving that worm a break! 😅

    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    most fishermen would. he's long enough you can use him two or three times!

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    PandaLover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's important to learn to adapt

    Sugar Cargill
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s always room to go down farther.

    Josurf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'll all end there anyway. (sorry guys.... it's the grey gloomy weather talking probably)

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate to this - from a previous life - sometimes you just accept that this is your existance now

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it looks like friendly failure.

    Joybug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will then stab you in the back.

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    My O My
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Collecting is a real hobby

    Marina MN
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe you just have to wait a little longer ^_^

    Corbin Terry
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg... Thats the muk i caught a few years back...

    Colton Lee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    30 things of my time imma die ma pepe hurt