Teachers put up with a lotta crap, we all know that. Tasked with the vitally important job of educating other people’s kids, many of whom aren’t the slightest bit interested and just want to create mischief, teachers have to find creative ways to get their message across, and blow off a little steam in the process.
These teachers understand that if you want to get through to mischievous students and gain their respect, you gotta get on their level. So they turned the tables and trolled them gloriously! Because everyone loves a teacher with a sense of humor don’t they?
Scroll down below to check out how these teachers schooled their students in the art of trolling, and don’t forget to upvote your favorites!
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On My English Teachers Door
Teacher Wrote “See Me After School”
Because today is the age of entitlted piece of s**t parents who think their prince or princess cant do anything wrong and is entitled to pretty much anything.
Load More Replies...That's a really good way to make an active student disengage from the class, and the teacher only has herself to blame. Bad move
That, or the kid might just develop a sense of humor and have a good laugh over it.
Load More Replies...When the power dynamic is off (as in "teacher and student") it's never a good idea to "psych" out the student. The two were not on an equal level for that to work.
It was the teacher punishing the kid (and letting them get off really easy) in a creative way. If power dynamics couldn't be used, then teachers literally could not discipline students in any way, every, for any reason since they have all the power.
Load More Replies...There's trolling, then there's this. This is not trolling. This is being a d**k. This is telling your parents and getting them to report to the school administration about this teacher's conduct.
As a teacher, I can say that you NEVER do this to a kid. That teacher is a jackass.
Psychology Professor Trolls Two Of His Students
Good experiment, observe the effect on Jerry and Robby, additionally observe the effect on the student or students who received this.
My Proffessor's Got Jokes
"opens the test" just one question voor 100 points "What's the greatest song ever made?"
Or 'You shall not pass'? Also could have written: 'Wouldn't you like to know?'
How did this person get into college without the ability to spell "professor?"
He Does This Every Test So We Don’t Cheat
yeah. I'd rather bring a ladder to the class..or make a periscope.
Load More Replies...He didn't catch you taking pictures in class, so I wonder how effective his strategy is.
For his own sake, I hope he doesn't give tests in every period on the same day. Ouch!
That's gotta hurt!!! The way you men cry about anything that touches you there, have you all been lying, has he had his removed, or are they made of steel?! LOL!!!!!!!!!
Awesomely Evil Professor
the only smart way to play this is for everyone to choose 2 points. that guarantees the extra credit even if slightly less.
I think it would be smarter and somehow nice, if the students came together and give the 6cps to the students who need them the most (but also „deserve“ them) and the rest goes for 2cp.
Load More Replies...Fun if it was for psychology! When you are the teacher though. Although as the teacher I would definitely want to know who selected what. As long as the students don't get to know. Haha. Glad I am long done with school, for this kind of stuff! Though with my knowledge now at age 28, I would definitely select 2 points!
If more than 10%, do we still get some nice parting gifts?
The Professor Is Not Mad... Just Disappointed
Hi, all I have your final exam grades.
Guys I really wanted to believe that Virginia Western was not the cesspool of morons all my fellow Biology faculty told me it would be. Unfortunately, your finals, which I purposely made as easy as humanly possible, tanked harder than a Kardashian marriage.I personally apologize for expecting the bare minimum from you as students.
If you look at your grade book you will notice that you have all gotten a 50 point grade bump as "extra credit", and no this was not because any of you deserved it but it was intact so I don't get my fired when the dean asks me "hey why the *** did 90% of your class fail an introductory Biology class to whom I will reply "Hrnmm I don't know, maybe its because these klingons are 18 years old and still giggle everytime I say the term "Phagocytosis". I'd like to add that in fact one of you got a 5/100 on this exam for which I salute you.
Considering it was 100% multiple choice and the statistical probability of you missing more than 90% GUESSING is actually higher than your chances of getting laid, which for this particular student would be an actual act of God (please stay out of the gene pool you know who you are). I could have actually taken a shit on the scantron, wiped off on the grass, and I am pretty certain my feces would have picked up more correct answers than you deliberately bubbled in.
So congratulations, on making me lose faith in the public school system, and in humanity.
Haha, love it. I'm going to start using the word klingons more often.
THE KLINGONS ARE A PROUD RACE AND RESENT YOUR IMPLICATIONS!!!!
Load More Replies...I'd say this person is seriously contemplating every life decision at this point.
damn... when students has no will to study and Learning while others dream to has that chance and could not... first world problem
Unfortunately, there are too many pukes just like these in college. Taking up space and resources, not giving a damn, and treating instructors like dirt. Meanwhile, real students are juggling jobs/families/community responsibilities, and still studying their asses off.
Load More Replies...Don't insult the Klingons though by comparing these dumb kids to them. Worf would be offended.
If 90% of the class was failing, I'd bet it has more to do with the teacher's methods, than the students.
I disagree. We need to raise the standards in our education higher so that students level up their strategies to achieve it. Don''t drop standards only so that many will pass.
Load More Replies...He Asked The Teacher For A Pen
His writing then proceeded to take off on a flight of fancy.
And I'm pretty sure he won't be walking out the door with it. Flying maybe... but walking, highly unlikely.
My Chemistry Teachers Solution To People Stealing Her Calculators
I hope that's solar. Good luck changing the batteries if it isn't.
I REALLY need something like that for my pens!!! I've resorted to sticking labels to them that say "Stolen from Nadine", but now that it's been a while people have lost fear and they are disappearing all the time again! >:-<
I have the same calculator, and the battery already lasts 4.5 years and it’s still working
Load More Replies...Isn't that...dangerous? Also, you can still take it, you know, it'll just be a bit heavier
It's way harder to take it unnoticed, though. Better than people just pocketing it.
Load More Replies...I Fell For It (Troll Teacher)
but if you do the #1 and read to the end... and #20 ask to do only #1... i'll to read everything again... and do #20... and do #1... and read again... i'll be trapped in a loop
Nope, because at #20 you have already done #1.
Load More Replies...I got this test, and when I stood up and turned it in almost immediately , my classmates were shocked. I was actually not the brightest bulb to shine in that class, so I took an enormous amount of pleasure in seeing the A students fumbling around and looking at the first page again.
This is hillarious to watch... however in my experience it has always been a boy who fails to read the directions, I wonder why that is
Because the only men that are in high school are faculty? Only a guess.
Load More Replies...My dad used to give this test, so I was ready for it the first time a teacher gave it to my class.
I had to do something like this in school too, that was many years ago. :p
This is right up there with my fifth grade spelling test. extra credit was spell "Your Name" and your god damn right if your thinking "she actually spelled out her full name." *Face Palm*
Professor Quirrell
OMG, he really does look like him! I wish my kid's assistant principal was this cool!
Our assistant principal looked just like Oliver Hardy. At our HS graduation a group of guys were going to do the Laurel and Hardy theme song when he came up to speak thinking "what can they do, we're out of here", but got a stroke of conscience at the last minute and didn't do it.
So My Chemistry Teacher Set The Table On Fire
This is just an older version of my chemistry teacher. Both in appearance and character.
Load More Replies...we had a chemistry teacher like this in school. he did the burning foam thing too, the one you do in your hand. had a fire drill a few times that weren't drills
Science/Biology/Chemistry classrooms usually have huge teaching tables that have stone tabletops anyhow-- no harm done!
Funny Teacher
...or the teacher that would have everyone quietly leave the room with all their stuff and would turn out the lights and close the door.
And maybe even LOCK the door too, mwa-hah-hahahaha!!
Load More Replies...that's...kinda cruel. IMHO, that kid probably got stuffs to do that make him have to stay up all night. I'd rather punish students who use cell phones/earphones. :p
For 2 1/2 years my druggie sister was my guardian and was beating the c**p out of me on top of a bunch of other weird c**p. That is why I fell asleep in class.
Load More Replies...A kid fell asleep in class. About 2 minutes before the bell rang, the teacher got us to quietly leave the room. When the bell rang, scared the c**p out of the sleepyhead. We were all standing outside looking at him. This was in the 1960s.
It would be just my luck that the student would get up, try to walk, trip and fall, bang his head on a desk on the way down, knock out a couple of teeth and get a concussion. I would then be fired, sued, jailed and a harshly judged viral sensation.
You could get away with a prank like this in the good old days, but now, everyone is sue-happy. Sometimes, a student might just be so overwhelmed and exhausted by life outside of school that he/she just can't stay awake and falls asleep in class.... maybe there is trouble at home--bad parents, no parents, dead parents...... you never know... but the sleepy student still made it to school somehow. Or maybe none of the above are true, and this kid just doesn't GAF about school and is bored and says to himself/herself, "To hell with it all!" and decides to zone out.............. I couldn't ever do it---I was always afraid I'd drool or someone would prank me. I've never been so tired that I felt like sleeping in school. I've been that bored, but not that tired. :-) And I HATED school, especially junior high and high school. Truly HATED it with a vengeance. But I managed to still graduate early, age the age of 17. :-D
My Uni Lecturer Has A Photo Of Him Sitting On His Desk On The Window. I Paid 9k To These Trolls
OK..I must be an idiot because I don't know what the hell a uni lecturer is and what paying 9k to trolls has to do with anything.
My Professors Desktop Before Our Final Exam
My business teacher in grade 12 used to do things like this. The one time he put a folder on MY desktop "Adrian is hott!" ... Adrian was a really annoying kid in my class. That is how I learned to ALWAYS log off of the computer when going for a washroom break.
I think this is quite mean from your teacher (to adrian) and even if I like that he‘s showing you how important to log off your computer, I don‘t like that he, as a teacher, jokes in that way about his students
Load More Replies...Looking at the icon, I think it's the prof's name (like a personal folder idk)
Load More Replies...Our Biology Teacher Brought A Skeleton To Class
Wow, those are nice desks and chairs, and carpet too! You won't see this kind of nice atmosphere in the schools in lower Alabama, certainly NOT in Mobile County! Worst school district EVER!
If i'm correct this is what used to be the private steiner school in Røyken, Norway. It looks like this because it used to be a hotel. So its carpeted floor. And they just used the same furniture has the hotel had. https://www.nrk.no/buskerud/alle-elever-far-tilbud-om-skoleplass-1.12612236
Load More Replies...Might have actually paid attention if my biology teacher had this much enthusiasm
My Professor Really Brought A Mf Coffin To Class To Say “Yall Test Scores Had Me Dead”
If a teacher had done this in my school we would have closed the lids down on him and sat on it.
Is that bad? I'm not up on the slang. Sometimes "dead" is good for some reason.
You have committed a serious frick. You now have to get in the forever box.
Did My Professor Just....
My Brother Lost His Recorder And The Teacher Still Made Him Perform
What do you call it? I never understood why we call it a recorder anyways
Load More Replies...but a flute is held the other way horizontal to your lips and you blow across it, not in it....
Load More Replies...We always called it a 'recorder' in elementary school too-- but mom and dad called it a cheap plastic toy flute, which is what it was. Now you can buy them for only $1!
So My Teacher Had Us Do A Lab Today
*adds a line to „near death expiences“* which number was yours? :D
Load More Replies...I was bullied in middle and high school. In my junior year in chemistry, we were doing experiments with sulfuric acid. My teacher noticed me washing my hands and asked me what I was doing. "Oh my hands started tingling so I thought I would wash them like you said just in case I got some on my hands." At the end of class, he came up to me with a purple heart made out of construction paper and a safety pin that said "sorry about the H2SO4. Ouch!" Some of my bullies saw and got pissed. "A lot of us got burned! Why does only she get one!" He turned to them, and with a straight face said "because I like her and not you, that's why"
Period 4 was the planning period... :)
Load More Replies...When Your Prof Is Feeling Savage
God, me too! I get SO MANY late assignments in my online courses that it's ridiculous...
Load More Replies...Math Teacher Got Tired Of Kids Not Returning Her Pencils
She needs a new phrase ... "I like to watch 60 minutes." A teenager will leave the pencil on the desk when they leave.
I'm assuming the boys were her biggest problem. LOL!
Load More Replies..."I want to birth Donald Trump's love-child" would have been a winner for sure too!
Alas, my 8 year old daughter would want to keep this as she really loves jb.
Asked My Teacher For A Letter Of Recommendation..
But Jack is also nimble and quick and able to jump over a candlestick.
*If you can't say something nice about someone, then don't say anything at all...
Never Say "Yo" To Your Professor
This happens very often, alas. And these are not second graders, this goes up to university students intheir 20s.
What would you say to one of your pupils (university students or even university graduates) if they told you London is a country and Mexico is in Europe, it if they asked "What is a lighthouse?" or, my favourite, "What does 'Tutankhamun' mean?" MEAN!!!
Professor Just Started Updating The Course Site And Added This Photo
When You Don't Show Up For Spanish Class And Your Teacher Is Extra As Hell
I was gonna say... Is this some new high school kid lingo? Maaaan, that s**t is sooo extra, yo!
Load More Replies...My Son's Teacher Is Proud Of Me
when you can tell that your student's parents did more of their homework than they did.
How in the hell could the teacher even READ this horrendous handwriting?! 😳
Practice. Just like a nurse can read the doctors' handwriting, or the secretary can read the minister's handwriting.
Load More Replies...I work at a private school, and one of our teachers happened to have another (ex) teacher's kid in her class. Teacher A was very suspicious that the kid's mom (Teacher B) was doing her homework for her. One day, the kid handed in her homework COMPLETELY written in her mother's handwriting!!! It was so obvious and ridiculous! We told the owner of the school but he never did anything because he didn't want to cause any fuss... Shortly after that, Teacher B left without giving us any notice, so that was tons of fun...
Look at #19. In #'s 1 & 19 the r is right next to the n and they look connected. You see the same issue in #3 with the r next to the m making the m look like it has 3 humps.
Load More Replies...Very cool, but #1 isn't "spanner" because there is an M in the mixed up word. So what IS it?? Why didn't anyone else catch this??
Actually, it is "spanner." In the letter list, the "r" and the "n" are very close together making it look like an "m"
Load More Replies...Same reason 10 is wrong. In education, if you don't give the expected answer, you are wrong. Even if the answer you gave, was technically right. #TooDeep
Load More Replies...I agree, I was a good student but suck a*s at anagrams! :-(
Load More Replies...My English Teacher Put This On The Clock During Finals. How Clever
That would p**s me off so hard. I need to know how much time is left, to know how much i can spent on the harder wuestiond
Me too!!! Even for plebs that don't care about the exam, don't screw up my chances! The clock is vital for timing questions.
Load More Replies...Obviously one can't have their phone out during finals. How about a wrist watch?
Oh, this happened in my glass too in high school. And I did not wear a watch that day. It was brutal!
Class. Why do I only see my spelling mistake now? After getting the upvote notifications?
Load More Replies...This is ridiculous, not letting people keep track of time. Time management is part of the skills required for a long test.
I could never cover up the classroom clock. I actually ADD a clock to the classroom if one is not visible to the students. I would, however, post this sign directly NEXT to the clock!
I Think My Teacher Resents Teaching In Public School...
Lightyear is the distance light travels in 1 year, so it’s actually both a distance and a time.
Load More Replies...Am I the only one who heard the Disney song 'when you wish upon a star' while reading it?
He Says “Fraid Not” And Pulls Out A Frayed Knot He Keeps In His Pocket
A piece of string walls into a bar and says "Yo! Barkeep! Beer me!" The bartender looks down and chuckles. "I don't think so son. Why you're nothing but a slim piece of string." Well, at this, the piece of string just loses it! In a rage, he pushes up his little string sleeves, ties himself into a double overhand and unravels himself at the top and shouts "I'm a frayed knot!"
My Professor Thinks He's A Comedian (Rochester, New York)
When Your Teacher Counters Back
Also, the teacher should lose points for not simplifying his fraction. 4/11
Load More Replies...Who in the hell uses this kind of math anyways? Certainly not the average person. Should only be studied IF you plan to have a career in which it is needed. More useful things should be taught in schools, such as how to apply for a loan, or mortgage, and how a loan's interest rates work, how and what an amortization calculator is, how to find the best credit card and what influences credit scores, how to change a light bulb or door k**b, how to buy a GOOD car and not a lemon, etc, etc...stuff anyone needs to know.........NOT freakin' algebra!!
My Professor Can Be A Troll Sometimes
I would've done exactly that. I probably would've deleted it as spam!
Load More Replies...believe it or not those of us with PhDs AND self-esteem never refer to ourselves as "Dr."
Omg I don't like her so if that was the title I probably would've just deleted the email
Girlfriend's Professor Started Off His Exam Right
you only have to choose one so you could choose D or E and no one would think you messed up
I Think The Teacher Is Sick Of The Our Class
I love how the teacher calls it a survey even though it's obviously a test....:)
This right here, this is the our class. That over there is the their class.
Just Got Burned By My Cs Professor
well...the professor should quit! Shared data refers to the same data viewed/used by 2 or more people. Neither a pie, nor a paper towel dispenser represent same data. Each piece represents a different set, so it is not shared but divided! His momma is actually shared data!
Obviously Love And Candy
teachers deserve credit for so many things, a sense of humour is definitely one of them!
Having a good sense of humor keeps your students engaged and interested in what you have to say. Always a big plus for teachers.
Load More Replies...Can we just take a minute to appreciate teachers? These days if a student does badly in an assessment the teacher is blamed even if the teacher is not at fault. Teaching is considered a stressful career, now more so than ever. Teachers have to deal with so much s**t from both parents and students whilst trying to educate and meet deadlines. Can we please just not expect so much of them? Can we allow them to make mistakes? (Sorry for this little rant. I've watched teaching drain the life out of a friend).
I think I wonder why teachers bother! They are overworked, under paid, and deal with a*****e kids and their parents on a daily basis. I fear for our future, and I will wholly support the kids and teachers that do give a damn, and want to learn! Good teachers are so dear! What are these parents doing to their kids that make them in to morons at such a young age?
teachers deserve credit for so many things, a sense of humour is definitely one of them!
Having a good sense of humor keeps your students engaged and interested in what you have to say. Always a big plus for teachers.
Load More Replies...Can we just take a minute to appreciate teachers? These days if a student does badly in an assessment the teacher is blamed even if the teacher is not at fault. Teaching is considered a stressful career, now more so than ever. Teachers have to deal with so much s**t from both parents and students whilst trying to educate and meet deadlines. Can we please just not expect so much of them? Can we allow them to make mistakes? (Sorry for this little rant. I've watched teaching drain the life out of a friend).
I think I wonder why teachers bother! They are overworked, under paid, and deal with a*****e kids and their parents on a daily basis. I fear for our future, and I will wholly support the kids and teachers that do give a damn, and want to learn! Good teachers are so dear! What are these parents doing to their kids that make them in to morons at such a young age?
