It’s funny how most of us imagine a classroom to be the place where all the serious business happens.
In reality, it’s where hilarity is turned up to the max—from funny typos on the board, to photocopying skills running errands, to plain absurd incidents that do happen more often than we’d like to think.
But this time, we're gonna turn the cards around and let the teachers share their fair amount of awkwardly funny accidents that have happened at school. In the end, they are humans too.
And what can be more human than failing on duty, like accidentally using a glue stick as a Chapstick in front of a class of little giggling devils?
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Teacher Fail
Sorry Class, My Dog Ate Everyone's Homework
Announcment For Teachers Please Check Your Fonts
The classroom is one heck of a tricky business, especially when you’re the one in charge. And even though being a teacher is generally regarded as a rewarding profession which has probably one of the biggest influences on our future generations, that doesn’t mean it’s not stressful.
In reality, incidents and accidents in a classroom are part of their daily bread, and it’s up to the teacher to manage the situation and not to let it escalate. Sometimes the incidents are indeed harmless and even mood-lifting, but other times, with 20 people in class, things spiral out of control.
A Science Teacher
My middle school science teacher uttered probably the only thing I've ever remembered from his class: "If you look at this pattern, it looks like the orgasm exploded." Um. I've never seen a human being turn that shade of red before or since.
Teacher Fail
The name of my band is called 'The Floppy Clocks'. Obviously named after the Dali painting. But I get it could be misconstrued?
I Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Buy My Class Of Year 5's Some Heart Shaped Balloons - Apparently Not
That’s why every teacher has to have a few classroom management strategies at hand. Rob Plevin, a teaching expert who specializes in noisy class solutions and teaching techniques, suggests a couple of useful tips to get everything under control.
First, as a teacher, you shouldn’t ask "why?” “Asking a student why they have or haven’t done something is an extremely confrontational and threatening way of approaching and almost always results in more conflict,” he suggests.
Second, Rob urges teachers to create a diversion: for example, redirection of attention to a demonstration or something else happening nearby, a change in activity, or a story or joke. “Any off-topic question should do the job or, if you’re more adventurous, you could change your behavior and do something they aren’t expecting."
Fail
This Professor, Who Sent A Rude Email Because He Thought Everyone Skipped His Class. It Was An Online Class
He's a professor, which I assume he is at a university. How does he not know that it should all be online? There's usually faculty meetings and orientation that go over these details.
That Time I Made Fake Snow With My Students And It Looked Like Bags Of Coke'
Third, if a student is behaving ill, remind them of their past success. He suggests trying this by asking: “Remember how well you coped last time this happened?” or “Hey, I saw you behaving impeccably this morning. Come on, get back to your true self.”
Other strategies include offering support, staying silent, offering them space, and using your sense of humor. It’s incredible what a powerful tool humor can be in stressful situations and it can immediately lift the edge off the whole classroom.
How Is Your First Day Going?
1st Of Many Teacher Fails: We Were Going To Play Hangman But Then We Realized That Was Inappropriate... So We Came Up With A New, Original Game Which We Called “Beat The Balls.” Then We Chose The Word “Grassland” And Well This Is Where We Ended Up
Welp. I Killed The Class Pets Today
Depending on the age of the children, it can be used as a teachable moment
Throwback To That Awkward Moment During Student Teaching
Human anatomy is inappropriate in some places. But as far as I know, many kids have a private parts phase. Right after the " pee and poo is hilarious" phase. It is exploring, they are becoming aware of girls and boys not being built the same. And they have no shame about it but love the reactions of adults to it. Would work of famous artists be covered if they show private parts? (The answer is yes, in some places/schools). But hey, grow up. We were all born naked.
How's Your Day Going? If I Had A Dollar For Every Time I've Locked My Class Keys In My Room, I Could Quit My Job. No Worries, I'm Innovative And A Problem Solver. I Always Carry A Tool Kit In My Car...
High School Teacher Remote Teaching. Our Platform Generates Unique Classroom Codes For Each Course. For My Course, I Have To Screenshot And Send "Jizzin' To God" To All My Students
Teacher Fail
I bet chapstick glues better then today's glue stick. I remember the days when duct tape actually stuck to things.
It's May, And We're All Here. What More Can You Ask For?!
Bad Photocopying On My Behalf. The Year 6’s Found It Hilarious
Teacher Fail
When You Get Into The Prep-Room And Feel A Storng Smell Of Lamb And Wonder Where It Comes From And Then You Find This Amazing Bloodpool Behind The Cart Where You Placed The Dissection Organs To Let Them Thaw Well, It's Alright! We Learn By Doing Mistakes. We Definitely Need To Buy New Intact Boxes To Our Lab Though
My First Ever Class As A Teacher Is About To Begin, All Notes On The Laptop
Heh, mine did it 30 min before a projection on an event, it finished 2 minutes before it was time to go.
'from My Son's Preschool Wall ... They Are J's ... Right?'
I'm Proud Of - Accidental Swear Word In The Findaword - Teacher Of The Year!
It Was My Substitute Teacher’s First Day On The Job, And This Is What We Walk In Class To. Dry Erase Markers On A Promethean Board Isn’t It Yall
When The Art Project Is A Giant Disaster
Not everything brown is pooh. Not everything slightly dickshaped is a d**k. It gets old, interpreting everything as sexual organs. Yawn.
Poor Balloon Placement In Class Today
When Your Anchor Charts Go Wrong
4 Teachers. 10 Degrees. 1 Giant Mess
Well That Didn't Go As Smoothly As Planned . My Bean Bag Refill Finally Came In After Being Back Ordered For Months And Refilling It Seemed So Simple Until This Happened
Refilling bean bags is *much* harder than it appears, and those static-y SOBs are impossible to clear up too. Good luck with that.
Oops, Bad Spelling
Happy Friday Friends! Nothing Like Starting The Weekend Off With Ripped Pants Trying To Be A Fun Teacher Doing Cartwheels With Your Kids!
Haha! Oops! Good job tho..teach. When kids relate to you, they respect you. I've raised 2 stand up humans just this way. Never one issue between them. My son at 14 was caught at a party..I knew he was going to..when a kid tripped out on lsd and called the cops. The officer observed them before knocking and when he called me to get my son, said.." Your son was the only kid not pertaking in booze or drugs and was helping the young man through his bad trip." That's my boy! He's 21 now and straight edged.
Teacher Fail!! Got To School This Morning Ready To Finish Grading A Few More Writings, And Noticed A Delicious Smell. Then I Saw This... My Lunch (Last Night's Fajitas) Leaked All Over The Papers! Yikes!
This Teacher Definitely Didn't Proofread
Special Needs Teachers Put This Up Today
I don't get about everyone is upset about. The Special Ed teacher put that up, she loves homies with extra chromies, her students have extra chromies. I actually think it is really cute and sweet.
How Is Your Monday Going? & Of Course It Had To Be My Free One!
You Gotta Own It
Hilariously Ironic Fail
Teacher Mistake
This drawing could always have been made worse: shrubs, artesian leakage, burrowing ants, etc.
I Love My Students, I Really Do... But Sometimes They Make Too Much Stuff
Looks like pottery they made. But I really don't understand what this means.
Oops
Hmm... not her fault. Bad idea to cover the doors with the stripes. Didn´t see the pole until she run in it...
This Professor, Who Taught A Whole Lecture Not Knowing This Was Behind Them
Too bad they covered up the part that says what the graph might've been intended to mean...
My Teacher Photocopied An Eyelash Onto The Assignment
The photocopier's platen glass needs to be cleaned on a regular basis... always that one guy who can't wait for wite-out to dry before makin' copies.
Wet Quizzes
Teacher Mistake
Banana Cake Went Supremely Wrong
Teacher Fail
The Strategy Is “Mountains, Hills And Rocks” They Are Now Calling “Mountains, Humps And Rocks” 5th Grade Math
My worst ever experience when I was a teacher was standing in front of a class of 15 (post 16 year old) engineering students, all lads, when the elastic on my skirt went and it fell down. Luckily I was also wearing leggings. I just said "well it's not the 1st time my skirt has been around my ankles" kicked it to the side and carried on the lecture.
Omg that's a badass teacher right there... Also that joke 😂😂
Load More Replies...This was pretty fun, but then I realized that these teachers have to go back to teaching physically in the midst of a pandemic, and that too in the worst affected country.
First (and only) day sub teaching 2nd grade. Wiggly "bad boy" finished his work because I told him he could do some artwork, so he makes a paper airplane, launches it just as the principle comes in, it hits her right between the eyes, and I say "Oh, S***t."
redeeming note: it was an awesome paper plane, decorated superbly, I wish I still knew that kid.
Load More Replies...Yeah, been there, done that...sat in on the grievance meetings... -Dr M, retired educator
One of my teachers made the mistake of allowing us to start a conversation about prom after we finished a discussion about a book about a school shooting called 19 Minutes. This kid in class, out of nowhere, says “19 minutes prom”
We all make mistakes. Just gotta learn from them. However, the ones made in front of kids are awful. They have a hard time letting it go. Accidental flops= a weeks of being reminded of it
My worst ever experience when I was a teacher was standing in front of a class of 15 (post 16 year old) engineering students, all lads, when the elastic on my skirt went and it fell down. Luckily I was also wearing leggings. I just said "well it's not the 1st time my skirt has been around my ankles" kicked it to the side and carried on the lecture.
Omg that's a badass teacher right there... Also that joke 😂😂
Load More Replies...This was pretty fun, but then I realized that these teachers have to go back to teaching physically in the midst of a pandemic, and that too in the worst affected country.
First (and only) day sub teaching 2nd grade. Wiggly "bad boy" finished his work because I told him he could do some artwork, so he makes a paper airplane, launches it just as the principle comes in, it hits her right between the eyes, and I say "Oh, S***t."
redeeming note: it was an awesome paper plane, decorated superbly, I wish I still knew that kid.
Load More Replies...Yeah, been there, done that...sat in on the grievance meetings... -Dr M, retired educator
One of my teachers made the mistake of allowing us to start a conversation about prom after we finished a discussion about a book about a school shooting called 19 Minutes. This kid in class, out of nowhere, says “19 minutes prom”
We all make mistakes. Just gotta learn from them. However, the ones made in front of kids are awful. They have a hard time letting it go. Accidental flops= a weeks of being reminded of it