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In this picture-perfect Instagram world, I'm showing everyone that mom life isn't as glamorous as we sometimes see in those tiny squares.

Using my Instagram account to show us the good, the bad, and the hilarious everyday problems, when it comes to raising kids. Some days are just about survival and coffee... lots and lots of coffee.

Here are a few of my oh so funny letter board quotes from a photo series to help get you through your day filled with little kids.

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#1

Cinderella Had Her Mice And Snow White Had An Entire Forest. What Am I Missing Here?!

Cinderella Had Her Mice And Snow White Had An Entire Forest. What Am I Missing Here?!

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Ben S.
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been down on the floor with my kid...and it sure wasn't as clean as the floor in this picture...Guess she figured out how to train those animals!

The Laugh Fan
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I'm in a lot of pain I often wish my dogs knew how to make coffee.

stellermatt
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

house looks pretty clean to me!

James
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and how do i train an animal babysitter

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    #2

    Yes, Let's Pretend It's Still Warm

    Yes, Let's Pretend It's Still Warm

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    The Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that why microwaves were created? Too heat up cold coffee?

    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's either that or learn to like iced coffee...

    RAYA' HAMMOND
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you don't wanna get up and heat it cuz you're already comfortable...

    #3

    I Don't Understand Where All This Laundry Keeps Coming From... Especially Since My Toddler Refuses To Wear Clothes Half The Time

    I Don't Understand Where All This Laundry Keeps Coming From... Especially Since My Toddler Refuses To Wear Clothes Half The Time

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    Julie Lynn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one husband and I swear, he must have 6 pairs of feet. I swear, his socks invite all the neighborhood socks over for a foot party and they never go home! I don't even know half these people! ;D! know what you mean. It's amazing!!

    The Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps your house is where all the missing socks in the world go. The Bermuda Triangle for socks. You need a puppy - mine keeps eating all my socks.

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    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd guess it's from all the costume changes and photoshoots you're doing?

    #4

    Coffee Please!!! Hmmm, I'm Starting To See A Common Theme In These Posts

    Coffee Please!!! Hmmm, I'm Starting To See A Common Theme In These Posts

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    #5

    Oh Beautiful Bed, How This Mama Misses You So

    Oh Beautiful Bed, How This Mama Misses You So

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    James
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    z z z z z z wha what... happened?

    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sleep is for the weak, (keep repeating it until you believe it)

    deadsirius
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People always say "slept like a baby" but i think that's the most rubbish statement ever what does that mean you slept for an hour woke up in the middle of night and cried for three straight hours

    deadsirius
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she survived i think I'm still dead

    The Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have slept at some point though.

    #6

    So So Selfish. I Think Meals Were Even Eaten When They Were Hot

    So So Selfish. I Think Meals Were Even Eaten When They Were Hot

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    Jef Bateman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Before kids I was so selfish I changed my clothes every time somebody vomited on them."

    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you get a chance, a shower on you own is like a mini holiday

    James
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now i do it once a month

    Lucida
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    56/5000 But taking pictures of myself when pretending taking a shower I do still have the time and energy for.

    RAYA' HAMMOND
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Before kids I was so selfish people took care of ME."

    #7

    Crazy Weekend? Yup Same Here...

    Crazy Weekend? Yup Same Here...

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    James
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and kids not whining

    adoracat
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine are 35 and 24 and still occasionally whine, mostly just to hear me call them by their whole names lol

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    deadsirius
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i liked your joke james imagine if that happened in real life

    #8

    Don't Even Joke About A Mama's Coffee

    Don't Even Joke About A Mama's Coffee

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    almost as bad a alcohol free alcohol...

    The Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish more people knew how caffeine works and that all you do is use coffee to get yourself to how you would feel if you didn't drink the stuff at all. Sorry caffeine fans, look it up.

    Julie Lynn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huge Giggles!!! That is funny!!!

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    #9

    Always Figurative... Because No One Likes An Arrest Warrant!

    Always Figurative... Because No One Likes An Arrest Warrant!

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    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    be the kind of woman that when you step foot out of bed in the morning the devil says 'ah c**p, she's up'

    C C
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol... "is frowned upon"

    #10

    Anyone Else Go To Mommy And Me Classes Looking For Someone, Anyone Over The Age Of 3 To Talk To?

    Anyone Else Go To Mommy And Me Classes Looking For Someone, Anyone Over The Age Of 3 To Talk To?

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    #11

    I Have A Theory That Every Time You Have A Child The Hospital Should Send You Home With One Of Those Minions From Despicable Me

    I Have A Theory That Every Time You Have A Child The Hospital Should Send You Home With One Of Those Minions From Despicable Me

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    #12

    A Tiny Human Who Created Absolute Destruction On Your Living Room This Morning, Already Looks Up At You Thinking Your Perfectly Awesome Just The Way You Are

    A Tiny Human Who Created Absolute Destruction On Your Living Room This Morning, Already Looks Up At You Thinking Your Perfectly Awesome Just The Way You Are

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    #13

    I Would Say This Is The Perfect Drinking Partner

    I Would Say This Is The Perfect Drinking Partner

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    #14

    Some Mornings You Just Gotta Shake That Bootay!

    Some Mornings You Just Gotta Shake That Bootay!

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    Moo Jar
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kids ready for a party

    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this should be true of all life everywhere

    Stille20
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww. I love it. Kids give you permission to just be ridiculous.

    #15

    Gourmet Now Means Anything Other Than Goldfish Crackers And Crayon Bits

    Gourmet Now Means Anything Other Than Goldfish Crackers And Crayon Bits

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    Daniel Sipes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if this should be classified as a talent or a potential health hazard...

    RAYA' HAMMOND
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dish I like to call: Le Crayola.

    James
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    7 years ago

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    and go to the hospital every week

    #16

    I Once Read Marta Stewart Only Sleeps 5 Hours A Night. I Gotta Say I'm Pretty Jeleous Because She Probably Gets Five Glouriously Uninterrupted Hours In A Row

    I Once Read Marta Stewart Only Sleeps 5 Hours A Night. I Gotta Say I'm Pretty Jeleous Because She Probably Gets Five Glouriously Uninterrupted Hours In A Row

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    #17

    Yesterday Was Blanket Forts And Coloring Books. Today Is A Big Old Scramble Of Lego, Dinosaurs, And Maybe A Bit Of Paw Patrol

    Yesterday Was Blanket Forts And Coloring Books. Today Is A Big Old Scramble Of Lego, Dinosaurs, And Maybe A Bit Of Paw Patrol

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    KoalaOfDragons
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I use this photo on my Facebook? It's definitely me every day

    #18

    I've Heard Rumours That This Is The Weekend. It's Still Diapers, Feed Me, Paw Patrol, Repeat Over Here

    I've Heard Rumours That This Is The Weekend. It's Still Diapers, Feed Me, Paw Patrol, Repeat Over Here

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    #19

    Anyone Else Still Rocking A Santa Or Two In Their House?

    Anyone Else Still Rocking A Santa Or Two In Their House?

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    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if it's still up at the end of January you have to keep it up all year... it's like the law or something?

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true (if you're superstitious at least). Also a waste of effort at some point in the year.

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    James
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    coffe will sort this mess

    #20

    Morning, Mamas!

    Morning, Mamas!

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