In this picture perfect Instagram world, I'm showing everyone that mom life isn't as glamorous as we sometimes see in those tiny squares.


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Using my Instagram account to show us the good, the bad, and the hilarious, when it comes to parenting. Somedays are just about survival and coffee... lots and lots of coffee.

Here are a few of my oh so funny letter board quotes to help get you through your day.

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#1 Cinderella Had Her Mice And Snow White Had An Entire Forest. What Am I Missing Here?!

Cinderella Had Her Mice And Snow White Had An Entire Forest. What Am I Missing Here?!

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Ben S. 4 months ago

I've been down on the floor with my kid...and it sure wasn't as clean as the floor in this picture...Guess she figured out how to train those animals!

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#2 Yes, Let's Pretend It's Still Warm

Yes, Let's Pretend It's Still Warm

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Molly Tallmadge 4 months ago

yes!

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#3 I Don't Understand Where All This Laundry Keeps Coming From... Especially Since My Toddler Refuses To Wear Clothes Half The Time

I Don't Understand Where All This Laundry Keeps Coming From... Especially Since My Toddler Refuses To Wear Clothes Half The Time

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Julie Lynn 4 months ago

I have one husband and I swear, he must have 6 pairs of feet. I swear, his socks invite all the neighborhood socks over for a foot party and they never go home! I don't even know half these people! ;D! know what you mean. It's amazing!!

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#4 Coffee Please!!! Hmmm, I'm Starting To See A Common Theme In These Posts

Coffee Please!!! Hmmm, I'm Starting To See A Common Theme In These Posts

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James 4 months ago

70 times a day

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#5 Oh Beautiful Bed, How This Mama Misses You So

Oh Beautiful Bed, How This Mama Misses You So

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James 4 months ago

z z z z z z wha what... happened?

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#6 So So Selfish. I Think Meals Were Even Eaten When They Were Hot

So So Selfish. I Think Meals Were Even Eaten When They Were Hot

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Jef Bateman 4 months ago

"Before kids I was so selfish I changed my clothes every time somebody vomited on them."

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#7 Crazy Weekend? Yup Same Here...

Crazy Weekend? Yup Same Here...

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James 4 months ago

and kids not whining

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#8 Don't Even Joke About A Mama's Coffee

Don't Even Joke About A Mama's Coffee

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stellermatt 4 months ago

almost as bad a alcohol free alcohol...

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#9 Always Figurative... Because No One Likes An Arrest Warrant!

Always Figurative... Because No One Likes An Arrest Warrant!

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stellermatt 4 months ago

be the kind of woman that when you step foot out of bed in the morning the devil says 'ah crap, she's up'

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#10 Anyone Else Go To Mommy And Me Classes Looking For Someone, Anyone Over The Age Of 3 To Talk To?

Anyone Else Go To Mommy And Me Classes Looking For Someone, Anyone Over The Age Of 3 To Talk To?

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Moo Jar 4 months ago

So cute

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#11 I Have A Theory That Every Time You Have A Child The Hospital Should Send You Home With One Of Those Minions From Despicable Me

I Have A Theory That Every Time You Have A Child The Hospital Should Send You Home With One Of Those Minions From Despicable Me

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Julie Lynn 4 months ago

Hahahaha! So true!!

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#12 A Tiny Human Who Created Absolute Destruction On Your Living Room This Morning, Already Looks Up At You Thinking Your Perfectly Awesome Just The Way You Are

A Tiny Human Who Created Absolute Destruction On Your Living Room This Morning, Already Looks Up At You Thinking Your Perfectly Awesome Just The Way You Are

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Moo Jar 4 months ago

Awesome imagination

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#13 I Would Say This Is The Perfect Drinking Partner

I Would Say This Is The Perfect Drinking Partner

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James 4 months ago

the toy is more drunk than anyone

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#14 Some Mornings You Just Gotta Shake That Bootay!

Some Mornings You Just Gotta Shake That Bootay!

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Moo Jar 4 months ago

That kids ready for a party

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#15 Gourmet Now Means Anything Other Than Goldfish Crackers And Crayon Bits

Gourmet Now Means Anything Other Than Goldfish Crackers And Crayon Bits

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Daniel Sipes 4 months ago

Not sure if this should be classified as a talent or a potential health hazard...

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#16 I Once Read Marta Stewart Only Sleeps 5 Hours A Night. I Gotta Say I'm Pretty Jeleous Because She Probably Gets Five Glouriously Uninterrupted Hours In A Row

I Once Read Marta Stewart Only Sleeps 5 Hours A Night. I Gotta Say I'm Pretty Jeleous Because She Probably Gets Five Glouriously Uninterrupted Hours In A Row

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Moo Jar 4 months ago

*kid flunks

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#17 Yesterday Was Blanket Forts And Coloring Books. Today Is A Big Old Scramble Of Lego, Dinosaurs, And Maybe A Bit Of Paw Patrol

Yesterday Was Blanket Forts And Coloring Books. Today Is A Big Old Scramble Of Lego, Dinosaurs, And Maybe A Bit Of Paw Patrol

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stellermatt 4 months ago

adulting is overrated

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#18 I've Heard Rumours That This Is The Weekend. It's Still Diapers, Feed Me, Paw Patrol, Repeat Over Here

I've Heard Rumours That This Is The Weekend. It's Still Diapers, Feed Me, Paw Patrol, Repeat Over Here

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#19 Anyone Else Still Rocking A Santa Or Two In Their House?

Anyone Else Still Rocking A Santa Or Two In Their House?

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stellermatt 4 months ago

if it's still up at the end of January you have to keep it up all year... it's like the law or something?

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#20 Morning, Mamas!

Morning, Mamas!

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Moo Jar 4 months ago

So funny and imaginative