
40 Times People Misused Quotation Marks And Made It Weird
Writing is a bit like alchemy. You take a bunch of separate elements—like grammar, style, flow, passion, creativity, story, characters, twists, and turns—and you mix them together to get the result that you want. Sometimes, your experiments pay off and you communicate your innermost ideas to your readers. Other times, you mess up and accidentally write hilarious things without meaning to.
And, boy, do people make funny blunders often! It usually has something to do with a lack of understanding of how things like the elements of punctuation work. For example, some individuals find it hard to grasp how quotation marks should be used. And when they mess up, we’re left with suspiciously-sounding sentences and unintended double entendres.
We collected some of the best such examples from the ‘“Suspiciously” Used Quotation Marks’ subreddit, so scroll down, enjoy, check out our interview with one of the community's managers, and upvote your fave sentences. Be sure to let us know which ones made you laugh the hardest!
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Oh No, Timmy
and probably will see more judging by the look of "officer" Sandusky
Load More Replies...I think thats Officer Jerry Sandusky, the former coach of the Penn State Football team...
Yeah..that's the joke. It says Penn State Press on the left.
Load More Replies...@FullName I'm at school and I just looked up NAMBLA and I'm pretty sure I just got flagged by the school's administration and the government/ FBI
Load More Replies...That "Officer" diving a lime green coupe, makes me think Timmy might not make it to the end of this book. Also did anyone else notice "Penn state press" on the upper left...
I get the impression that this might be edited...
Load More Replies...Why are they on a road trip and why is he looking at poor Timmy like that??
As another user pointed out, this isn't a real children's book. It might be sort of humorous if the actual book existed with that inappropriate use of quotes and this imagery and title, but given the fact that someone created it in photoshop (original title is Peter Pat and the Policeman) it's more disturbing than amusing. Also dishonest. It just feels like a cheap shot at making a sick joke about molesting kids and tying in the Penn State scandal. I didn't laugh.
Seeing this is from Penn State Press, and Jerry Sandusky was a pedo, this makes a lot of sense!
Photoshopped. This is the original cover: https://www.ebay.com/itm/Peter-Pat-and-the-Policeman-A-Rand-McNally-Junior-Elf-Book-Hardcover-1962-/113874210866
Load More Replies...OH Man I think my comment didn't go or got deleted> You do know that Timmy became Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. ! This is probably why
What does Tim Allen's character have to do with this? 🤔
Load More Replies...Rumor has it that Officer Sandusky also sells candy out of his "patrol car"...
At the next stoplight, run away from "Officer" Sandusky. Run as fast as you can. Run Timmy, run.
I personally think that they should've not added the quotation marks because it could be a happy story, all jokes aside
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Bored Panda spoke with Searchlights, one of the moderators for the '"Suspiciously" Used Quotation Marks' community on Reddit. We wanted to find out more about the subreddit, as well as why people misuse quotation marks.
"Misused quotation marks are something I've often noticed in daily life, and after seeing some caught-in-the-wild examples posted to subreddits like r/funny I got to thinking that it's an example of absurdity that is prevalent enough to have its own subreddit," Searchlights said about the founding of the community. "The challenges I've had in growing the subreddit has largely been a matter of time. The sub gains 10 to 15 subscribers per day organically, but on days when a post makes the front page I'll see an influx of hundreds or thousands of new subscribers. That usually happens a half a dozen times a year."
"The persistent problem with the subreddit is quality control. There are a lot of submissions that are redundant or that people just don't find to be funny."
I Feel So Sorry For That Actor
A "Loving Tribute"
This Is What I Think Of Your So-Called Allergy
They probably actually get customers with "allergies".. "No, I am allegic to xx but I will just have it for dessert" After staff prepper all food at a separate table.
Bored Panda was interested to figure out why so many people find it hard to grasp how quotation marks should be used. Here's what Searchlights had to say: "I tend to think it's related to the challenge of finding nuance and tone in text. People want to emphasize a word, and for whatever reason they think putting it in quotations gets them there."
"Generally, the use of quotation marks (when they're not an actual quotation) carries a connotation of sarcasm, or of a tongue-in-cheek admission that the thing in quotes isn't actually what it's said to be. That's what has the effect of making the statement suspicious," they explained. "My favorite examples usually come from the food service industry. There's something alarming about chicken being written dubiously as "chicken" (what is it, really?)"
My Husband Was Given This Notepad At His New Job. Most Discouraging Use Of Quotation Marks
Suspicious Church
That Is Unsettling
According to the Macmillan Dictionary Blog, there are some very good reasons why people misuse quotes. Usually, quotation marks (aka inverted commas) are used for quotations (wow, what a shocker!), to denote the title of a book or movie or some unfamiliar words.
What’s more, we use quotation marks to show that we’re using a word with irony or to demonstrate our skepticism. After all, if you call someone a writer in your article, it’s a compliment; on the other hand, calling them a “writer” would be an insult! The Oxford Manual of Style calls these ‘scare quotes’ and explains that writers use them to distance themselves from the words in question.
You Might Want To Clarify Your Acronym A Bit
So Many Questions
I Don't Think I've Ever Been More Intimidated By A Piece Of Mail
Now, here’s the (geeky) fun part: whereas some people stress a certain word by bolding it, underlining it or writing it in italics, certain individuals do this by putting quotation marks around them. And that’s wrong. Because most other people know that using inverted commas this way opens up the door to hidden meanings, sarcasm, and moral judgments.
But quotation marks aren’t the only abused part of punctuation. Commas have it hard, too, you guys. In fact, they get so upset when they get ignored that they completely change the meanings of some sentences out of revenge.
Look at the sentence “Let’s go get a little Italian, baby,” courtesy of Your Dictionary. It’s clear that the speaker’s suggesting to their partner that they should go out for Italian food. But! Remove the comma and the sentence changes! Now, the speaker’s suggesting to their partner that they go find a small child from Italy. Whoops!
Don't Know How I Feel About This "Plastic Surgeon"
I Don't Know If I Want To Visit This So-Called "Church" Of Yours
Suspicious Quotes
So remember, Pandas, write Fresh Fish instead of “Fresh” Fish and I Love That Dress, Sweetheart instead of I “Love” That Dress, Sweetheart. Unless you want to lose customers or get into an argument with your spouse, that is. And remember to put commas where they’re supposed to go.
Sir This Is The "Police"
Should I Doubt The Safety Of My Holidays?
"Sober"
"Sober" as in I manage to stay just below the legal limit for drunk driving.
"Befriended"
I'd Rather Not Touch The 'Rock', Thanks
I Also "Love" My Job
Rightfully Suspicious Quotes
Stop Mom! Free "Face Painting"
I Always Buy My "Candy" At My Local Bowling Alley
Uh, What Kinda Teacher Again?
"Nothing" In Car
Of Course. I Mean, What Else Would You Even Put In There
Uhm?
Yours? Hmm
Hate It When You "Accidental" Salmon
Mom, Are You Proud Or Not?
Yes, Officer, I'm "21"
"If" You Catch My Drift
It's Written On Police Cars
"Specialized In Various Specialties"
Mechanic Wanted
When Looking Up What McNuggets Are Made Of
Found This At A Secondhand
A What Now
Just Seen In A Microsoft Presentation. Yeah, It Sure Is
According to a niece who has risen in the ranks, it's a great place to wok.
Note: this post originally had 43 images. It’s been shortened to the top 40 images based on user votes.
Chinese uses quotes to "emphasize" words. Maybe some of these were written by someone whose first language is Chinese. But I still think Timmy should steer clear of "Officer" Sandusky.
Interesting, that could explain a lot of those mistakes. Or alternatively, "explain" those "mistakes" XD
Yes, most look like they think quotes mean the same thing as bolding or underlining.
At a music studio I go to, they emphasize words by putting quotation marks around them, highlighting them, bolding them and underlining them.
There are many other ways to emphasize words without possibility of opposite meaning - bold, italic, **, uppercase.
Annoyingly can't use bold and italics on Bored Panda in the comments.
Exactly!
Looks like most people don't know what quotes are for and how to use them. I laughed a lot :D
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They're called "quotation marks." Btw, that usage of quotation marks is correct lol.
If you wish to be finicky, "usage" refers to how a word is used, not a punctuation mark. You mean "use," not "usage." I refer you to Follett's Modern American Usage.
I see it like this: Quotation marks are usually to quote someone else. You can use it for whole sentences to emphasize that the wording is not your own. You can use it to signify a specific term, thereby marking the exact wording as it would be used if quoted. You can use it to imply that a specific sequence of words belong together. When using quotation marks for a single everyday word... it also implies that the wording is not by you. As in, "I am using that word now but it's not what I would actually use. I'm kinda quoting other, undefined people, and distancing myself from from this usage of this word. I think the word that ought to be used is definitely NOT this one".
ITALICS people. They do 'wonders' (imagine wonders in italics) 😂
Apparently there are a lot of people who confuse quotation marks for any correct means of emphasis. They could underline it, make it bold, put it in italics. Any of those would have been better choices.
My friend put quotation marks where the apostrophe goes on his business cards for attention. He knew everybody who saw it would say something. People still remember and use his cleaning service
Nice use of a deliberate mistake! I suspect many online articles have glaring mistakes written into them so people complain and it ups their interaction stats.
Seriously? The stupidity is unbelievable to me.
I can't get the vision of Dr. Evil saying these things and doing the quotation marks with his fingers
Hahaha! As a grammar Nazi, I love it! So funny!
im scared of the church van
"church van" that'll do it
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Many keyboards and websites don't offer any way to underscore words or letters so people use quotes, unaware that it traditionally means 'so-called.' I use have used underscores at each end of the word to _emphasize_ it without resorting to all CAPS. On some things, like FB and What'sApp that makes the letters go italic but that works too.
That's a good idea. I've always just put asterisks on either side of the words to *emphasize* them.
Just saying, what if none of these were a accident........
I raised my eyebrows at several of these signs. Just Wow!
These HAVE to be American. The only country where their mistakes make sense.
These would be funnier if some of them weren't obviously fake, like the Sandusky one. There are others, too.
I "question" everything I just saw.
The creator of the sub Reddit AND this article seem to interpret EVERY use of quote marks As "sarcasm". Pretty simpled minded.
"Nice" post. Nice "post".
What the smeg do these people think quotations mean?!
I really love these, some of them are really "Priceless" and in the case of Timmy, Very "dodgy".
So do these people think quotation marks mean emphasis? Or what do they mean when they use them?
I think people were just trying to emphasize the words. In the children's book though, just a typo
In olden days of the typewriter, when there was no bold or italic option, an underline was used for emphasis not quotation marks.
People want to emphasize the point of the post or ad, but can't underline or italicize so they quote.
But most of these aren't online posts. The writers may be dumb as posts, though.
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I use single quotes all the time to emphasize words when bold nor italic are possible and caps would seem obnoxious. Double quotes though? Maybe in a written plea bargain in court. Yes judge, I'm totally "guilty".
Chinese uses quotes to "emphasize" words. Maybe some of these were written by someone whose first language is Chinese. But I still think Timmy should steer clear of "Officer" Sandusky.
Interesting, that could explain a lot of those mistakes. Or alternatively, "explain" those "mistakes" XD
Yes, most look like they think quotes mean the same thing as bolding or underlining.
At a music studio I go to, they emphasize words by putting quotation marks around them, highlighting them, bolding them and underlining them.
There are many other ways to emphasize words without possibility of opposite meaning - bold, italic, **, uppercase.