Online shopping is full of regrets. But it can be really entertaining too.

A few days ago, Lexi Brown from Minnesota made a tweet, saying "A hobby of mine is finding ridiculous items for sale at Nordstrom's." Brown also attached a picture of her best find yet—a Pavé Chair Bag.

If you also can't understand the purpose of this sparkling little chair, don't worry. Its sellers are as clueless as we all are. "Always have a front-row seat thanks to this sparkly pavé folding chair made in collaboration with lifestyle brand Myreality," they wrote in the product description. "Shown on the runway at New York Fashion Week, this bedazzled object d’art doesn't actually carry anything, except for a conversation." And people loved it.

The tweet instantly blew up, receiving nearly 170K likes and inspiring others to share their hilarious discoveries as well. Continue scrolling and check them out!

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ZazaChilvers Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

You have got to be joking. $39,000 bloody dollars is just insane.1

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lexilafleur Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

Why would you carry it AT ALL. Is there a point to this that I am missing?1

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thaisaustin Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

Can you have a recording of the person talking too. Kinda make it like futurama style.1

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Nordstrom is an American luxury department store chain. Founded back in 1901 by John W. Nordstrom and Carl F. Wallin, it originated as a shoe store and evolved into a full-line retailer with departments for clothing, footwear, handbags, jewelry, accessories, cosmetics, and fragrances.

Some stores feature home furnishings and wedding departments, and several also have in-house cafes, restaurants, and espresso bars.

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chinchlady701 Report

YourAveragePooh
Community Member
4 months ago

A brick? 300$? What the actual f**k is this?1

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DoumaGreg Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

And the sad thing is there are people dumb enough to buy this useless crap.1

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raahinasomani Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

Ummm why?1

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Nowadays, no wonder Nordstrom has so many "WTF" items—as of 2021, it operates 100 stores in 32 U.S. states, and 3 Canadian provinces since entering the market in 2014. One location in Puerto Rico was in operation from 2015 through 2020.

The corporate headquarters and flagship store are located in the former Frederick & Nelson building in Seattle, Washington; a second flagship store is located near Columbus Circle in New York City. Its subsidiaries include the off-price department store chain Nordstrom Rack and the members-only online store HauteLook.

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perf_sonnet Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

I can see your camel toe.1

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chelbee611 Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

Ridiculous, idiotic, stupid.1

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wakuwakuwooper Report

Vicky Z
Community Member
4 months ago

For very fancy cats!!1

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Nordstrom has long been an early adopter of e-commerce, especially among its department store peers. That ethos will serve the upscale retailer well as it weathers the biggest storm in its history, which sent an even bigger chunk of its business online.

The company said at its virtual investor day that sales in Q4 2020, including the key holiday season, fell by a low 20s percentage, capping a devastating year in which the pandemic temporarily shut all of its stores and its clientele eschewed the fashion wares for which Nordstrom is known.

But another big result of the COVID-19 upheaval is that the percentage of sales Nordstrom gets online has risen to about 50% and the company expects that to stick. Which may be the reason why people have been finding so many ridiculous items lately!

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jamiesanpedroo Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

That is FUGLY.1

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Kristin_wrote Report

Vicky Z
Community Member
4 months ago

Are there any other countries available? I'm interested1

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strickhedonia Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

They are on my Christmas wish list lol.1

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megataros Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

Is she trying to inseminate a bloody horse?1

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kermelbar Report

Jean Shultz
Community Member
4 months ago

She doesn't get it...wearing this reflects everything BACK to the snow!! It also blinds other skiers so they get out of your way! LOL!1

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Peril_in_Pink Report

YourAveragePooh
Community Member
4 months ago

I'd rather give that $845 to a homeless.1

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chinny_says Report

troufaki13
Community Member
4 months ago

"everyday objects"! lol1

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nells7851 Report

YourAveragePooh
Community Member
4 months ago

Why would they mock MickeyMouse like that?1

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TSatch17 Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

That's not how you put on a straight jacket.1

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sashxmoni Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

Oh boy1

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jamiesanpedroo Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

For reals?1

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jennyofohio Report

Vicky Z
Community Member
4 months ago

Broccoli is too trendy lately1

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Rageagainstrepu Report

troufaki13
Community Member
4 months ago

That's one expensive raincoat!1

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Asy EnderDragon
Community Member
4 months ago

?????????????????????????????????????1

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Is_becca_marcus Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

Super lame, actually Lamer than lame.1

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Buncombian Report

Pigeon Witchcraft
Community Member
4 months ago

who would even go online shopping and think "you know what, i'll buy some really weird lensless glasses"1

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drdpdo Report

Taradactyal
Community Member
4 months ago

I dont hate it1

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_LokeyDokey_ Report

Friday
Community Member
4 months ago

Le rip off1

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sarahjeanmaher Report

Jayne Kyra
Community Member
4 months ago

Lemme grab my toolbox. I have a few of these for sure.1

Rae Reyn
Community Member
4 months ago

Gold plated plumb bob1

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Laura Schiller
Community Member
4 months ago

C'mon, Sara. It's not a $96 "stick" -- it's a $96 "lash instrument." Sheesh...1

meowy kit
Community Member
4 months ago

Darn it Sara1

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Ryan Deschanel
Community Member
4 months ago

What is it supposed to be ?1

CatWoman312
Community Member
4 months ago

Wtf even is this1

Gina
Community Member
4 months ago

I thought the same thing1

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Eliza Schuyler
Community Member
4 months ago

“At the right price”.....erm1

Róża Wróbel
Community Member
4 months ago

It's a reusable mascara wand, god people -.-' they sell the mascara fluid separately and it's to make less trash, it's gold plated and you can just wash it and reuse it. CALM DOWN PEOPLE.1

Raynell
Community Member
4 months ago

But where are the bristles?1

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Chloe Ross
Community Member
4 months ago

For pokiing out an eye? Clever....1

JD Lee
Community Member
4 months ago

If anyone gifted me this I would slap them. Twice.1

A B C
Community Member
4 months ago

So you'd *lash* at them? Maybe with the *lash instrument*? :D1

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idraax poission
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4 months ago

That doesn't even look like it works1

Duchess Raven Waves
Community Member
4 months ago

A literal drywall screw works just as well. Just shwoop it on and bam1

𝐒𝐢𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐲𝐋𝐮𝐧𝐚
Community Member
4 months ago

"Looking for the right gift, at the ℝ𝕀𝔾ℍ𝕋 ℙℝ𝕀ℂ𝔼?!?!?" ANGRY-FROG...dc86a1.jpg ANGRY-FROG-6083680dc86a1.jpg 1

𝐒𝐢𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐲𝐋𝐮𝐧𝐚
Community Member
4 months ago

*$96 lash iNsTrUmEnT*1

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Art3mis
Community Member
4 months ago

‘The right gift at the right price’ lol1

Lisa Taylor
Community Member
4 months ago

What is it?1

LunaMoon
Community Member
4 months ago

That statement at the bottom makes it perfect1

Geordie Insomniac
Community Member
4 months ago

Wtf do you do with it?1

𝓴𝓪𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓲_𝓐𝓾𝓭𝓻𝓮𝔂
4 months ago

Lmao why?! 😂1

AzKhaleesi
Community Member
4 months ago

What the hell is it for? it has no bristles or anything1

A Random Panda
Community Member
4 months ago

Arrow?1

23AClark
Community Member
4 months ago

Good Gravy!!!1

Amanda Hunter
Community Member
4 months ago

If someone gifted me that, they'd be moved to the B list.1

Judith Wilson
Community Member
4 months ago

check out Venofye syringe. You can find it for around $700 on a deal at the mall. It's snake poison. Seriously. For your face.1

Queen Jackson.
Community Member
4 months ago

I thought that was some kind of vibrator.1

Amazon QT
Community Member
4 months ago

Oh OUCH!!!1

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Clearly sunny
Community Member
4 months ago

Poking tool.1

Ginny Swart
Community Member
4 months ago

WHAT IS IT???1

deanna woods
Community Member
4 months ago

What in the world is this?1

Shadow4523
Community Member
4 months ago

i got one of these for 5 buck in home depot1

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lkc11225 Report

Vicky Z
Community Member
4 months ago

Hey whatever works for everyone1

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thetacotruckman
Community Member
4 months ago

the long ass rain jacket?1

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