35 Absurd Examples Of “Boy Math” That Make Absolutely Zero Sense To Everyone Else

The fact that some men believe this shows just how emotional they are.

I got another! So this happened to me, my ex cheated but we stayed together, i know i know, we opened up our relationship. I was getting so much D and he got NONE!

agreed - ever tried to get a tubal ligation when you are still in your reproductive years. "No, you might change your mind and want kids". Men still policing women's bodies.

I don't want kids. If I get married, I'd probably ask my partner to get a vasectomy. I'd get my tubes tied, it would just be a nice little sign that we're on the same page. He doesn't have to ofc, but I'll probably ask at least

Oh, a r****d.

In a relationship, when both agree, no more babies, I think it's almost criminal to force the female to have such an invasive procedure when the men's procedure is less intense than a tooth filling. Shame on any man who insists that. What, don't you love her, you pr!*k?

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Elon Musk! So smart! Big brain! Much intelligent!

A million times this!! It doesn't matter how decent a guy you are (and I am sure you are) if you don't grasp the nettle and call your friend/work colleague/acquintance out for his 'jokes' then you are literally telling him that you agree with him and feeding the whole system. Just a simple "dude, that's not cool, don't be that guy" is all we ask of you.

Yo David! 👇 Do yourself a favor and stop watching Andrew Tate and log off all social media for 6 months. Otherwise you'll be miserable for the rest of your life.

Well in the GOP's defense, they are a party of men with the mental capacity of a 14 year old boy

One of my mottos is "I will respect you when you *earn* my respect."

This is so real

Hey David and Pep Ito: Are you guys a couple? You seem to have a lot in common.

Nope. Honestly, ten years, tops. everything above that and it starts getting creepy.

Boy math is to cry about how all women are gold diggers but at the same time hustling so hard to get the money that would attract those exact same women they're crying about.

Is this a thing?! do guys do this?! oh my god.

Fools keep score.

What is “boy math”? I have never heard of this In my life

You mean like David?

What is a body count? Whenever I read this it makes me think of murder and like a kill count

I would much rather cook & do laundry. Oil changes and snow shoveling are no joke.

wonder why david had nothing to say abt this

Yea maybe David but 18 yo is hardly ever a good and fair match for a 30 yo - just sayin…

I think the context is clear Lexekon. I also think it is an odd choice of words to say "cannot" when I think they meant "will not". even if you keep things tidy, there are dishes to be washed, dust to be removed, bathrooms to be wiped down and sanitized...

i literately know people like this it’s insane :0

Okay, some of these make absolutely no sense to me? Where is this an insult? And specifically for women?

David, you are getting cranky, go eat a sandwich and then have a nap.

The reason to have a prenup is not only related to your fortune or the exorbitant amount of money you earn, it is to be clear about both what the situation would be when there is a divorce.

Why, do we think, does David have nothing to add? :)

...and socks. Yes, daily. Really.

Hey now, that's unnecessarily rude to pit bulls

That’ll barely cover diapers, maybe formula.

Or “technically” doing the same number of chores, but he does all the fast easy stuff.

Posting this to cover up something from a certain David... happy Monday! :)

wtf is david on about 💀💀

its true I spend hours when I find a sponge

But honestly, girl math(s) is thinking that their height is important. Spoiler alert - it really isn't.

Boy maths is asking her when she's going to come and cook for you and thinking she'll still be your girlfriend afterwards.

come on david, let's hear your dumb opinions!

That's a good kinda boy math

“I will take care of your children, but only if I can bone you”

How about the man who is working himself half to death trying to make it equal. Honey, we're both in this together. I'd rather spend time with you.

My mountain bike is worth twice the value of my car. Does that count? :D

Who is Travis Kelce?

Who needs a dining table when you eat on your couch while watching your 70 inch TV?

I just want to say that all of you pandas are beautiful and wonderful and I hope you have a fantastic day. Except for David. David can shove a Cape buffalo up his urethra, horns first.

Or a massive gaming system, 6 mounted computer screens but sleeps on a mattress with no sheets or pillow cases

In case no one told you yet, f**k off David 👍

What, no comment by David?

*sigh* CHILD SUPPORT IS NOT ENOUGH TO LIVE ON. It barely covers basic expenses in most cases.

Me? No... I've never done this before... honest!!...