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That one hits me hard. Watched it happen to my Great Grandmother. I suspect it runs in the family so she won't be the last.

Amen!

This is my new mantra!

Now that's fair. Best clear headed thinking solution.

Soooo much truth

Yes.

It's always fun to get each other up to date about all the chaos that has happened in our lives in between chats

Every evening I fall asleep on the couch for about 30 minutes before I go upstairs to bed to fall asleep

Unfortunately my dog had her license revoked.

When he is allowed on the bed, I turn to my left side. Two, three turns and he drops himself with his back firm against mine. Like me, he's warm, relaxed and breathe slowly. Almost nothing beats that time and feeling.

I'd loan money from the mob for my dog.

My dogs love me unconditionally, they greet me, cuddle me, watch bad tv movies, etc. all without complaint ... and you want to know why I treat them like family?!!

My cats sleep under my sheets, that's their bed and im here also.

I keep a fresh glass of water on the nightstand for my lily. She will actually do a water check ( I have to physically show it to her )before she snuggles down for the night.

This but my cat instead

I don't understand why people dont let their pets on certain things, like why did you get a pet then??? and you know 100% they're on it when your not around. I'd let my snake sleep with me if i wasn't scared she would get lost or hurt.

We have a greyhound and they're supposed to be 40 mph couch potatoes. Unfortunately he didn't get the memo. Yes, he has the speed but he has, shall we say, "issues" he's frightened of stairs so he won't go upstairs to bed, he won't get on the couch ( but he drags his bed as close to us as possible) and if we need to take him in the car, we have to manhandle all 35k of him into it. We didn't have any of these issues with our previous greyhounds Other than that, he's perfect 😀

Right now my two dogs are helping me eat my (unsalted and unbuttered) popcorn...and they get 1/2 of my queen bed. If they could find the couch they could sleep on it (packing).

And I would give them a kidney too

Obviously. During the day off you have work tomorrow.

It's not the money going out to inconsequentials, it's the fact that every generation since the boomers has been consistently underpaid.

Where do you ladies find these boyfriends? I need one of these!

Damnnn I can see that being me 😂

GENIUS!!!

#FACTS

A-friggin-men.

True that...

I do this sometimes!

and 2024, and 2025, and ... forever.

u wouldnt survive in the eastern culture..

My wife went into labor on Labor Day. She took it quite literally.

Was in Lidl the other day and a woman was wondering where the lettuce was. I pointed and said "Iceburg deåd ahead" I couldn't resist myself. We both laughed so all was good 👍

My mother also. Used to pick her up every Saturday for breakfast and shopping. Pulled in the driveway one beautiful summer day and she opened the door, holding her phone, saying "Oh...nevermind. She's here now." When she got in the car I asked who she was talking to and she said "The police." I asked WHY??? and she said because I was late and I was never late so she thought something happened. I replied that I had TOLD her I'd be late because I had a dentist appointment. She said "Ohhhh....that's right! Where do you want to go to eat?".

The circle of life

HAHAHA!

Prince of Tides anyone?

Nope, I'm a 63 year old Dad and I still do that.

Omg I feel this. My parents performed only the required parenting duties which did not include extra curriculars, displays of love, compassion, encouragement etc. and I love them but my adult life has been very difficult to navigate.

"Females" 😒

Well what's your plan for November then? Should use it well because it sounds like your only days off the whole year

"Ya went and broke my only rule" - line I love from song that was rhymed with "I refuse to be your fool"

Glad to know I'm not the only one

Brilliant plan! No questions here.

Guess what it cost? your ear

I tell my daughter this but she’s too busy hoping her bf is something he’s not so it goes in one ear and out the other. I hope she realizes before she puts ten years in waiting for change.

Yes.

My brother did that until he died 3 years ago. I aspire to his example.

Brutal but how is it boss problem ? 🤔

"It's good to know you are eating well."

His life flashed before his eyes the moment he said that

That's so sad. I want to send you a care package every rent day.

The problem is the „not“. Instead of saying „do not spend“ say „safe money“. Sometimes your brain just cannot process a „not“

My flatulence is going to *sparkle* tonight!

I'm at the wealth level where I have a panic attack and suck it up and get back to work in ten minutes. Yeah that happened today. Panic attacks suck.